#meme: slap that ass
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They're my little guys. My good time pals. Just a couple of goobers.
They are also menaces to society, but that's besides the point 😁
More Rise silliness [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ] [ 6 ]
#the siblings ever#*slaps their bald heads* these bad boys can fit so many memes#you can bet your ass I'm gonna make more. want to do some horizontal ones as well.#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#save rottmnt#save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise leo#rise donnie#rise mikey#rise raph#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt memes#shitpost#miss misnomer
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Can we PLEASE make the f1 drivers do Mutton Bustin it would be so peak guys hear me out

Cmon. I know yall want to see Yuki Tsunoda and Charles Leclerc doing this it’s a southern tradition
#not to flex#but I was a v good mutton buster as a child#like guys literally hear me out.#ok. you put them in Kevlar vests and helmets they can wear their regular helmets idc.#u put wax on the sheep. every driver grabs a sheep and holds on#someone slaps the sheep’s ass. how long can they hold on. whoever stays the longest gets 2 points#I’m saying guys if we do this idc about getting rid of the fastest lap#are you seeing the vision#and while all of this is happening their are weird men dressed as rodeo clowns#bring back grid girls in the form of 40 yr old souther moms ready to comfort their child after theyve been stepped on by an angry sheep#guys I swear it would be so funny please also then we can bring totally uninterested 10 yr olds doing 4H to the grid 2 crush everyones egos#f1#formula 1#austin gp 2024#united states gp 2024#formulanni#f1 memes#f1 hot take#hear me out#mutton busting
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BRAT LASZLO (AKA MY SON) IS ON THE FRONT PAGE. HOW.
#i need you to understand that i slapped this meme together within a matter of 60 seconds while high off my ass#i have never had a post get popular before#like at all#what the fuck#wwdits
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#watching my boss‚ whom I adore and worship‚ reunite with two children I've never met#who are so happy they're bawling their eyes out upon seeing him due to thinking he was dead for two years; one of them slaps him#this is why Ray gives him a baby slap instead of knocking his ass to the ground like in the manga#he knew the crew would beat him up#The Promised Neverland#Yakusoku no Neverland#TPN#YnN#TPN Memes#FSS Shenanigans#TPN Norman#TPN Ray#Norray#Full Score Trio#TPN Cislo#Norman#Ray#Cislo#TPN S2#TPN S2e06#King of Paradise Arc#even Emma's just kind of like “eh”#so many causalities of this season </3
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how are we feeling about the new rhythm game everybody
#obey me!#obey me#obey me! nightbringer#obey me nightbringer#obm#obm nightbringer#obey me shall we date#this was a meme i saved from when i played cookie run ovenbreak#they're a little similar but the main thing is when you forget to put on do not disturb and the notification slaps your ass#kity.txt#kity.meme
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Okay question that I’m not sure you guys will know the answer to, but is “my injuries were so jolly I was Christmas for a month” the origin of that meme? I’ve seen a handful of similar memes, especially last year on insta, where dark moments from fiction were edited over to be wholesome and Christmasy. They only started popping up recently though, and the Layton post is much older. Was that the blueprint, or was it also inspired by an even older jolly meme?
#professor layton#layton series#pl#hershel layton#my injuries were so jolly I was Christmas for a month#go internet meme historians solve this puzzle it’s what he would’ve wanted#god that post is so iconic though. right up there next to the zero escape ass slap puzzle post in the fandom meme hall of fame#merry Spotify wrapped eve everyone (probably) that’s the real international holiday coming up
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Undercover gone wrong haha 😂 ⛓️ ☕️
Based off this meme now


#ruii.art#cookie run#almondlatte#cookie run kingdom#parfaedia nights#barbie movie#barbie and ken#meme redraw#ever wonder why they're being booked lol#like what jaiya said#some fuckass slapped latte ass and she gave him what for#almond had no choice and step in#I hear by pleading them not guilty your honor lol
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Me when writing my books:
Me when trying to figure out how to market them and knowing I have to do social media as my author persona:
#I like making little memes of my characters that suit them but so many corpos do that soullessly :c#but I'm not a corporation i am an independent author so is it still cringe to post them on my socmeds??#what do you man i need to do a twice a month minimum newsletter and do more tiktok dances and trends#is it really that bad that i don't want to talk to my audience all the time i just want to present my work#my authorsona is behind the curtain#and i'm like#slapping her ass and telling her to get out on stage and fucking DANCE#and then she's crying and saying “but i'm scared” girl you're literally wearing a mask no one can see your face please just go do it#ONE OF US HAS TO PUT OURSELVES OUT THERE#i hate marketing I HATE MARKETING#i hate tiktok and the lasting effects it's had on social media#a meme used to last half a year minimum now you're lucky if a meme has staying power for a month#I hate to sound like I'm just out here trying to get rich but I assure you I do not compromise my creative visions#the reality is that i do need to make money though#and i got 2 years to pull my life together before i end up in a situation i do not want to be in not really#i have to be a strong independent woman capable of taking care of herself fully financially and getting herself healthcare and a house#really let myself become so weak willed thanks to my scumbag imposter ex and I just didn't recover it#i need to reclaim my ARIES ENERGY#It is Aries season it's ME season so need to RECLAIM it's MINE the stars said so!!!#I'M A STRONG CAPABLE COMPETITIVE LEADER TYPE WITH CUTE BUT DEADLY HORNS ME! ME! ME! *headbutts a wall*#end schizoposting.png
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behind door number 3… is another door! ( accepting ) — @harerazor
SLAM! One door closes, another opens.
"Oh, hey—" An amber spark pierces the night air. One breath in, and the cherry red glow of her cigarette burns bright. Smoke billows in even streams from the corners of her mouth. Like a reawakened dragon stirring from its humble abode post hibernation.
She looks at the hulking figure with a leveled gaze. Raps gloved knuckles against the weather worn doorframe thrice. "Need a ride?"
#* & closed .#toji — interaction .#* & genki suzumi — dialogue .#// pretend like the timeline works out idk#// anyways. shes full that meme of#// *slaps car* this baby can go for miles. except it's a whole ass room / house
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you ever see a callout post or w/e where it's like. yeah okay when i see these (hopefully not faked) screenshots i can see why you'd interpret it the way you did. BUT this is also like the worst possible way you could read it if you don't give op any benefit of a doubt because you already decided they're awful. like sometimes someone isn't evil they're just not good at phrasing themselves and if you dedicated even 30 more seconds to reread what they said without attaching your own expectations you will likely be way less angry about it
#there is A Big Blog that shall not be named who posts a lot of these#but i know they posted lies before. or rather they took things so out of context and slapped a label on the person who posted them -#- to immediately turn you against said person. and if you read it w/o that label in mind this is a perfectly neutral text#and i KNOW they slap these labels needlessly bc i know some people they called out and they straight up lied about them#(as in. said they have x political opinion when they're very openly and vocally y. this sort of thing)#and this is all in the purpose of starting a smear campaign on way smaller blogs to ig drive them off the site#bc. idk. they disagreed with them on one thing? or liked a meme they happened to find disrespectful?#or maybe being a big blog like that just makes them believe their own hype and so every assumption they make is always right. who knows#moral of the story is if you get pissed at someone give it one more minute before you attack them#not bc it might bite you in the ass later (tho hopefully it will them) but bc we're all human and this shit is actively making life worse#like we are not making it as a society if we can't be civil in such a basic way even on such a small scale 😭#yeah ok sorry rant over. closing anons bc i don't want anyone to interpret MY words in the worst possible way lol
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i like that ror2 is another less-story-mostly-lore type thing cos im free to imagine how the greater UES Safe Travels polycule works as much as i want at my leisure. i can just make shit up!
#incoherent turtle noises#hey. watch me as i receive visions of a relationship chart Right Now.#a lot of ppl seem to ship cap & bandit (designated yaoi moment) but im adding artificer into the mix. theyre a trio ive decided.#well. i think artificer is more or less at the centre of the greater polycule. arti-loader-huntress-railgunner all dating#loader-huntress-mercenary workout buddies. railgunner-commando-merc gamer buddies.#huntress-merc bounty hunter friends & rivals (bandit's. idk. a point of contention. he was certainly a bounty.)#engie-arti are staring at each other across the room like that always sunny meme. friends & rivals too but theres smth Unspeakable abt it.#merc -> engie crush. he made himself the best at gathering mushroom samples. merc-mando-engie dating (eventually).#im not sure how void fiend fits but theres smth here w/ commando#commando IS the guy who didn't know he was in a polycule the whole time. also bandit slaps his ass as a greeting.#anyway. thats enough. (for now. this is non-definitive.) enjoy my musings.
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[Fanart I drew of Kaze dying in a glue trap]
#it was inevitable#final fantasy unlimited#ffu#ff:u#kuroki kaze#kaze kuroki#my art#[[shitpost#dying in a glue trap#glue trap#glue trap meme#dont slap his ass help him
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the Gladiatorial fire fam <3
[Artworks by Seyaryminamoto]
X'DDDDDDDDDDD your meme skills are so on-point, this is perfect! Thank you for this one, I giggled like an idiot when I saw it... still giggle when I look at it again tbh x'DDD
#wingsfreedom#this one's got to be up there with the one about Rei#you are a natural at memeing x'D#gladiator#one of these is not like the others#oh he's such an ass#someone slap him#preferrably Ursa she's a solid candidate for it (?)
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teaching myself blender and getting that rush of learning a New Thing
having to learn how to make "good toplogy" if I actually want to texture and animate so that it "looks good" and "doesn't crash my computer" or WHATEVER
#pls forgive the ancient meme i'm an old man#and now waiting for several things to charge at work my ass is bored#i modeled a sword yesterday and forgot I needed to actually unwrap it properly if I wanted to apply a procedural texture#and was immediately slapped in the face with "this curved surface is FUCKED what did you DO
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I've spent every bit of free time I've had in the last month reading about my special guys, and I've noticed some patterns here 😂 no complaints tho, it gets me every time.
#codywan fics slap my ass and cure my depression#and then sometimes give the depression bacm but its ok#this was inspired by a hilarious meme i saw that was like#every codywan fic ever: followed by an impersonation of cody telling obi wan he has nightmares and being invited into his tent#'permission to kiss you sir?'#'👁️👄👁️ permission granted'#it was gold i watched it like 10 times
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I don't think it's a radical ideal for the want of Hawai'i to become their own independent country. It should have never been taken over by the US in the first place. For a country whose entire foundation is based upon "separation from a colonial country" it's laughable that they made an entire population that was self governed into a state. It's insulting. It's already blatantly obvious that this whole country was based on lies and blood, and it only continues to perpetuate that. I'm shocked that the Hawai'ian sovereignty movement isn't mainstream even though they have been fighting for it since 1997. Fuck the American government.
#you're right#we're the poster child for dramatic irony with our ideals of freedom and free government and shit vs reality and we always have been#america should keep their grubby fingers out of other people's business unless they want to actually fucking help instead of pretending to#unfortunately for everyone else that's never gonna happen#america is a business more than it is a country#the president is referred to as Chief Executive Officer for a reason#hawaiian sovereignty#fuck america#“freedom” my ass#anyway take this meme i slapped together i hope it makes you smile
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