#meme courtesy of chicken lol

[dailycupofcreativitea]

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[yellowsugarwords]

cabin crew hearing the funniest joke they ever heard? (which is.. idk)

oh my god lol okay okay ima write the joke itself and ALSO their reaction.

Luke: "What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh." Luke burst out laughing, rubbing his eyes in disappointment. He couldn't believe he was laughing this hard at a joke that stupid. "Oh my God," he wheezed out, clutching his stomach. "That's so stupid." He managed out through more bouts of laughter.

Nick: *insert a meme about depression here* Nick threw his head back, laughing erupting from his belly. It was rare to get Nick in such a good mood, and whatever he had been browsing through. "Luke, check this out," he said, passing his phone to his friend. Luke raised an eyebrow, confused at his humour, and it sent Nick into a laughing spiral again.

Pete: "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field." Pete paused and smirked As he began to laugh, it gradually grew louder and louder. Luke and Nick glanced at each other, stunned that such a simple joke cracked him up as much as it did. Classic Dad joke kind guy.

Rebecca: “That’s a nice ham you got there. Be a shame if someone put an ’s’ in front of it and an ‘e’ behind it.” Rebecca smirked, giggling, then chuckling, then laughing. Alvin smiled at her, loving the sound. He'd always loved that sound. "That is the stupidest thing," she said, waving a hand in front of her face as her laughter continued, trying to compose herself.

Alvin: "What’s brown and sticky? A stick." Alvin burst into laughter, unable to stop the noise from leaving his mouth. He put a hand over his chest, chuckling. He coughed slightly - all of the wind left his lungs from laughing so hard - and then sighed. "Now that was a good one."

Carlos: "Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Then it’d be a foot." Carlos hesitated, raising an eyebrow. He didn't understand it, but the more he thought about it, a smirk began to form. Finally, he began to laugh, gradually clutching his stomach. "Wow," he said through a sigh. "Thought you'd like that one, doc." Luke said with a grin.

Sarah: "Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? If it had four, it would be called a sedan." At first, she didn't get it. Her father needed to whisper in her ear a brief explanation. She laughed faintly out of courtesy, but it wasn't until half an hour later did she gradually begin to giggle louder and louder. She was laughing so hard she couldn't breathe or speak. Carlos hadn't seen her that happy in ages. He smiled, basking in the sound of her joy.

𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 💌☕️♡

[kyn19]

1 THROUGH 98! I WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWERS AND I CAN'T STAND GETTING THEM PIDDLING BIT BY PIDDLY BIT!!!!!

Lmaooooo what a fuckin Mood. Thank you!!!!! Also, you’re getting Drunk Kylie answers which are arguably the Best answers. For the courtesy of everyone’s dash, answers are below the cut!! <3 <3 <3

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

Coffee mugs! I have a sizable collection lmao #WriterLife

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

omg such a tough one, both are aces. seriously I can think of so many combatting pros & cons!! the only fair way i can currently conceive is which i would want weed in. Which is lollipops bc (#UnpopularOpinion) pot makes chocolate taste bad.

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

both are great, but def bubblegum.

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

“Pleasure to have in class” in true Gifted Child fashion

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

i’ll rate them in order: 1) can (absolutely preferred), 2) bottle if alone but plastic (lez be honest, Red Solo Cup) if with company, 3) glass (do not like)

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

#1 goth all the way. Pastel and Formal guest appearances

7. earbuds or headphones?

headphone, bc earbuds usually hurt my ears.

8. movies or tv shows?

first of all, how dare you. second of all, tv shows ONLY BECAUSE if all my fave movies were given tv shows so that they could last longer i would choose so

9. favorite smell in the summer?

idk i guess pool chlorine? dislike summer

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

bruh fuckin none. elementary school: too long ago to recall. middle school: escaped having to take gym at all. high school: had a medical excuse to take online PE. least athletic girl u know

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

i don’t have bfast bc eating close to when i awaken makes my tummy upset

12. name of your favorite playlist?

hmm 4-way tie between “#motivate #bitch” (gets me pumped to work) and “Friends Of The Illness” (my playlist of songs about and/or artist who are mentally ill) and “Ominous/haunting” (speaks to my creepy side) and “Bad Bitches” (self-explanatory amirite)

13. lanyard or key ring?

Key ring. Straight up I use an extra shoelace as my key ring string, despite owning multiple lanyards.

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

god another fkn hard one. Listen y’all, you dont understand how much of a sugar fiend i am. candy is my JAM. Starbursts, Sour Straws, Skittles, Jolly Ranchers...who can choose?!

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

“Ceremony” by Leslie Marmon Silko. Highly recommend!!!!!!!!!!!

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

laying down lol sitting is for suckers

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

combat boots like the gay i am

18. ideal weather?

low 70′s degrees (F*), intermittent showers during the day but clear starry skies overnight

19. sleeping position?

mostly fetal, mostly on my side but chest is towards the bed, one arm under the pillow under my head

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

Laptop. I used to love writing in notebooks, but ya girl got weak fingy joints nowadays

21. obsession from childhood?

pfft as if they aren’t the same obsessions i have now

22. role model?

so many!!!!! Jameela Jamil is the first that comes to mind

23. strange habits?

lmao i am ass-deep in idiosyncrasies, if you ain’t read the blog title already

24. favorite crystal?

i don’t know anything about crystals. does blue topaz count? cuz that’s my birthstone and i like that one a lot. i even had the foresight to pick that as my engagement ring’s stone in my utterly preposterous & failed relationship

25. first song you remember hearing?

oh wow, no idea. music has always been huge for me. probably either a Britney Spears or Mary J. Blige song???

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

stay inside lmao

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

WEAR SWEATERS & DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE, BITCH!!!!!!!!!

28. five songs to describe you?

oof ok, hard, but here goes:

“Here” by Alessia Cara

“Wannabe” by the Spice Girls

“I’m Just a Kid and Life Is A Nightmare” by Simple Plan

“No Daddy” by Teairra Mari

“Brick By Boring Brick” by Paramore

29. best way to bond with you?

i am straight up not easy to make friends with (bc my own bullshit, not trying to be pretentious), so bonding is hard. the best way is probably a combo of queer + memes + loves food + correct morals + being the dominant talker

30. places that you find sacred?

Libraries, locally owned coffee shops, Walmarts at 3am, playgrounds in the middle of the night, side of a rural road at 12am, my bed

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

Blazer + shirt with a titty window + high waisted plaid pants + platform booties

32. top five favorite vines?

OMG I LOVE VINES OK OK OK OMG I LOVE SO MANY SO HERE ARE JUST THE ONES I QUOTE THE MOST OK:

Josh Kennedy: “What’s up my name’s Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read”

Sarah Schauer: [dont remember the beginning] “didn’t you..?” “sleep in this? yes. mama needs A DRINK”

Evan Breer: “What’s up my & my boys are going to see Uncle Kracker - give me my hat back Jordan, do you see Uncle Kracker or no - *gasp!*”

Drew Gooden: “Road work ahead? Um yeah, I sure hope it does...”

Nathan Enick: “Yo how much money do you have?” “69 cents” “Oh you know what that means!” “...i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets :( ...”

33. most used phrase in your phone?

bruh like how even am i supposed to answer this?? like texts or Siri requests or????? bc if it’s Siri requests then it’s 100% for arithmetic

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

Stanley Steamer. you kno the one

35. average time you fall asleep?

3:30am

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

bitch i’m a 90′s child of the internet, i was around the web before YouTube launched, i was there when the first modern memes were fucking conceived. i will say the biggest repository of meme culture that i was a part of was YouTube and icanhazcheezburger.com & its side-sites.

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

duffel - Tie-Dye Girl from the Lindsey Lohan “Parent Trap” made quite the impression on me

38. lemonade or tea?

Lemonade! hate the leaf water

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

Lemon cake! Not a meringue pie girl saly

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

I’ve been to a lot of schools yo lol. My undergrad college was def the “weirdest” ofc, bc it was an art school lol. An instance that stands out was a string of “Solid Gold Clit” graffiti after a Sophia Wallace visit to campus right before i started there.

41. last person you texted?

My bff triad pals @backwardswriter and @bristarshine

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

damn tough call. Probably jacket pockets bc i’m more likely to have those as a lady who wears lady-targeted pants

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

Hoodie

44. favorite scent for soap?

Plum!

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

Fantasy, though sci-fi is a solid 2nd. Not much of a superhero gal

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

.....underwear only. Sometimes an oversized t-shirt too.

47. favorite type of cheese?

Mozzarella!!!

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

I would want to be like a pomegranate, but i’m probably a nectarine

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

“If you hope for the best but expect the worst, you’ll never be disappointed.”

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

bitch i’m a giggle monster, i taught myself to be easily amused as a survival mechanism.

51. current stresses?

My own lack of discipline.

52. favorite font?

oooooof i have so many ok. too name a few: Centaur, Garamont, Book Antigua, Times New Roman, Montserrat.....mostly Serif fonts bc I’m an old books bitch

53. what is the current state of your hands?

I don’t love my hands (how homophobic of me, I know). Currently they’re kinda dry and full of sandwich

54. what did you learn from your first job?

what kind of boss I like. also that my customer service voice is frighteningly pleasant

55. favorite fairy tale?

Original tale: Thumbelina. Adaptations: Snow White.

56. favorite tradition?

uhhh Thanksgiving feast I guess? i am not a traditions gal

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

I am very very fortunate to not have a lot or a severity of these. The ones that I’ve had the worst of are: gender discrimination/harassment as a woman, hardcore emotional abuse in a relationship, and heavy heavy mental illness

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

Tangible talents: writing, lying. Intangible: A+ imagination, useless trivia.

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

“I support you!”

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

like if Tokyo Mew Mew and Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni had a baby

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

Again, how dare you. Like literally, asking me to pick a favorite line from something is like asking what my favorite breed of dog is. Legit impossible

62. seven characters you relate to?

Ananka Fishbein (Kiki Strike series), Mermista (She Ra & the Princesses of Power), Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter), Gwen (Total Drama), Rori Gilmore (Gilmore Girls), Villanelle (Killing Eve), Andrea (St. Trinian’s)

so like all very- to semi-weird white girls lmao

63. five songs that would play in your club?

[by the term “club” i assume that i’m limited to pop and electronic music. even with the limitation, though, a super hard question]

“Talking Body” by Tove Lo

“Hot in Herre” by Nelly

“Because the Night” by Cascada

“Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels” by Todrick Hall

“Break Free” by Ariana Grande ft. Zedd

64. favorite website from your childhood?

pretty much any doll franchise’s site (Barbie, Bratz, My Scene, Polly Pocket, Diva Girlz, everGirl, etc you name it)

65. any permanent scars?

Yep. One by a dog scratch (it was honestly a weak/shallow/innocent scratch, i still have no idea why it scarred at all), and a few from a car crash last year

66. favorite flower(s)?

i don’t really like flowers? i usually just say Forget-Me-Not’s for ease

67. good luck charms?

bitch idk but i’m knocking on wood just from thinking bout it

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

you ever taste that chocolate Laffy Taffy? vile bruh

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

I am annoying enough to know how i learnt all my facts, but the funnest fact I like to annoy people with is that ducks have corkscrew penises evolved from their main form of mating being rape

70. left or right handed?

Right (like any ol’ simp)

71. least favorite pattern?

polka dots

72. worst subject?

MATH and also PHYS ED

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

One time whilst high, I put nacho cheese Doritos on a tuna sandwich. Winning combo, I’m telling you

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

My pain tolerance is straight up unpredictable, so like anywhere from a 3 to a 9

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

5 years old

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

Mashed potatoes

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

I am not a plant person. Moss.

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

fucking neither but i at least like coffee so i guess the former....

(i know, it’s tragic and barbaric that i dislike sushi, i wish i had another answer for you)

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

Neither lmao - I got them within a month of each other (six years ago) so they’re essentially the same photo.

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

Jewel!

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

I mean those are the same bug so I assume this is asking about which terminology I typically use/prefer. Which i would say both bc I’m a cultured ho

82. pc or console?

I don’t game so I guess PC lmao

83. writing or drawing?

Writing but I like both

84. podcasts or talk radio?

damn neither lmao I can’t focus on non-music audio only. I guess talk radio, just bc I can do like ten minute radio segments at least lol

84. barbie or polly pocket?

both were lit but I had more Barbies

85. fairy tales or mythology?

not to sound like a broken record but FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU? second of all, I essentially consider them in the same category at this point in modernity, so my answer is Yes.

86. cookies or cupcakes?

Cupcakes, but both are exquisite

87. your greatest fear?

spiders, heights, clowns, seeing bad things happening to animals, that my consciousness will exist even after death, y’know normal stuff

88. your greatest wish?

to transfer myself into one of my fave fictional worlds

89. who would you put before everyone else?

dogs, next question

90. luckiest mistake?

i make a lot of those honestly, so who knows

91. boxes or bags?

LISTEN I LOVE CONTAINERS OF ALL SORTS, YOU CAN’T MAKE ME CHOOSE, IM PANSEXUAL FOR A REASON

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

FLASHLIGHTS, BITCH

93. nicknames?

Ky, KyKy, Moonshine, SugarTits, Goog Bones

94. favorite season?

Autumn (yes i call it that instead of Fall bc i’m a pretentious ass bitch lol)

95. favorite app on your phone?

Tumblr, c’mon

96. desktop background?

Currently a digital art painting of a flowing stag in a swamp that I downloaded from DeviantArt. I change it every few months though (to other downloaded digital art from DA that I collect periodically lmao)

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

Seven - mine, my mom’s 2 numbers, my grandma’s, my pop’s cell and office (also my old office) numbers, and my childhood house phone number lol

98. favorite historical era?

Golden Age of Piracy, specifically bc the piracy lol

Thank you so much for the asks, this was so much fun!!!

[fanfic-inator795]

Sooooooo I’ve been listening to wayyyyy too many Bridezilla/Disaster Wedding Reddit stories so, to remind myself that not all weddings are expensive timebombs: RotTMNT weddings!!!

Warren and Hypno: Admittedly, Warren is a bit of a Groomzilla, though it’s more nerves than anything else and once he and Hypno have a talk and he assures his worm bf that yes this is for real, Warren becomes a lot more tolerable (though still spends an hour making sure his tux and hair are perfect).  Hypno, naturally, makes all the flowers for the wedding himself. They walk down the aisle together, Warren on Hypno’s shoulder and the two of them holding hands (er, finger). It’s a small wedding with really only the ELoM attending, but it’s special nonetheless and they get it on video so they can watch it over and over. Hypno’s vows are so dang sappy and romantic that it takes Warren a few minutes to calm himself down enough to say his own vows. At the reception and after the first dance, Warren sings a love song to Hypno, wanting to give Hypno a little something extra since their dancing is really just Hypno swaying back and forth with Warren in his hands, and Hypno absolutely loves it, practically falling in love with him all over again on the spot.

Lieutenant and Brute: Neither of them were really expecting to get married, so when they decided that they wanted to be together for the rest of their lives they really had no idea what to do. They ended up just eloping to keep it simple, though it was still intimate and meaningful with lots of candlelight and traditional vows. They spend the rest of the day and night together, just the two of them - no clan work, no Shredder, just them enjoying their new official bond. They continue this tradition each anniversary, seemingly disappearing from their clan for 24 hours and doing whatever they want together - usually lots of kissing and cuddling, looking back on old memories, marathoning movies or lying down and reading together, and going on long peaceful walks. On each century anniversary (one hundred years, two hundred, etc.) they renew their vows to each other and then share a cake. The last cake was a Lou Jitsu themed one that they just loved.

April and Sunita: Their wedding is in the Hidden City so it’s easier for Sunita’s relatives to attend, and of course April thinks a wedding in a mystical realm is just rad so she’s all for it. The ceremony is a mix of Yokai and human traditions, the latter Sunita was VERY excited to learn about. All four of the Turtles are her best man (or rather, men) and Mayhem is the cutest ring bearer ever! They ditch the traditional white wedding dress in order to wear each others colors - April in a slime green suit-dress with a pink tie and sash combo while Sunita wears a yellow gown adorned with tiny green crystals. The reception is, naturally, at Run of the Mill Pizza. April and Sunita share several dances, ranging from slow and romantic to silly and fun - never let Leo be assistant DJ for a wedding, he WILL play meme songs and Mikey has no problem letting him - before they dance with their fathers (or in April’s case, father, turtle brothers and surrogate Rat Dad) or anyone else. They later sneak off from the party to unwind a bit and just snuggle up to each other, hands intertwined as they watch the beautiful NYC nighttime skyline. 

April and Recruit (I like both April pairings, what can I say?): Much like her senseis/surrogate fathers’ wedding, the affair is very small and intimate, only including Lieutenant, Brute, the turtles and Splinter, April’s parents and Mayhem, as well as any of her family that live in the NYC area. April doesn’t mind, and enjoys their small ceremony in Central Park. Speaking of her senseis, they both walk Recruit down the aisle (barely managing to hold it together), as well as providing the ceremony with plenty of beautiful origami flowers and candles. They all then share a meal + cake at April’s parents’ place, a mixture of traditional Japanese dishes and her family’s favorite New York style dishes. Recruit isn’t much for dancing and there really isn’t room for it in an apartment anyway, so the rest of the reception ends up being mostly enthusiastic storytelling - how they met, the battles they fought together, memorable dates and their eventual proposal, as well as fun and/or embarrassing stories about each of them courtesy of their families - and conversation as well as a few party games that the turtles drag out to liven things up. Lots of laughter and good memories, and the two brides happily team up to kick butt at Pictionary. Later on, when they get back to their place, Recruit requests one dance with April. April tells her they don’t have to, Recruit insists that she wants to, nerves and her slightly awkward dancing skills be damned. So April puts on her iPod, and the two dance around their apartment in the dark for what feels like hours, occasionally stealing kisses and whispering promises and I love yous to each other.

I’d write a BaronJitsu wedding bit but @halloweennut already did a great job with that prompt for one of her fic requests, so instead I’ll just focus a bit on the boys. We may not ever get love interests for them in the show, but I feel like at least one of them would get married, SO:

Raph and Mikey both wear traditional montsuki for their weddings - Raph as a nod to his pop’s culture, Mikey cause he just really likes the way it looks - while Leo and Donnie stick to tuxes. Leo’s is a classy and cool looking dark blue while Donnie wears a glamorous purple tux (sorta like his Dynamite Don look but with a black tie and more sparkle/flair) that he insists is NOT tacky, thank you very much! Heaven help whoever his spouse-to-be is, lol

April, naturally, is their Maid of Honor at each of their weddings. Raph also gets Buddy/Frankenfoot to be his Best Man at his wedding while Donnie chooses Shelldon to be both his Best Man and Ring Bearer. With how close they are, Leo and Mikey end up being each other’s Best Man (causing Raph and Donnie to get a bit jealous/feel a bit left out but they get over it quickly)

The ceremony is always in the sewers, but the receptions then get moved up to the surface in Central Park so they can party in the fresh air under the stars. Reception meals are usually pizza and one other main dish (probably chicken or filet mignon) for those who don’t like pizza, and then a few side dishes. Needless to say, Run of the Mill gets a LOT of catering jobs from this family

Raph’s vows end up being a bit rambly and wayyy too long, but they’re so sweet that his fiance can hardly care. He also picks his new spouse up as they/after they kiss, because he’s just so darn happy and because he can. No threshold to carry his spouse over in the sewers, so he just holds them and carries them all the way to the reception. That has to be extra good luck, right?

Donnie sets up small fireworks to go off at his wedding reception, because this boy is Extra. He also has plenty of dances with his spouse - though thankfully he’s more interested in being romantic and making his spouse smile than showing off.

Half of Leo’s vows and toasts are bad wedding puns, and he nearly gets cake thrown at him for it. Later on, Leo and his newlywed spouse end up ditching their reception halfway through, portaling to a private spot for the two of them to cuddle/makeout a little/talk about their wedding day. Leo may like to talk, but he can enjoy quiet moments with the one he loves too

Mikey gets inspired to spray paint an entire wedding mural for him and his fiance, which ends up being a great wedding photos spot. He also tries to cook his own wedding meal/bake his own cake, but the others insist that he sit this one out and just enjoy the food without having to make it.

And, of course, Splinter cries at every single one of his baby boys’ weddings, though always insists it’s just allergies cause of all the flowers. He gets plenty of hugs from his sons anyway.

aaaaand that’s all I got, lol. Anyway, feel free to add onto this with your own ideas/pairings ^v^

[supremenadeem]

‘get to know me’ tag meme  (i’ve been ruined i saw those words as g-no-me tag meme)                                                     

i was tagged @meatkasa

Relationship Status single

Favorite Color anything bluuuueeeee some purples and some blue-ish greens

Top Three Ships roy mustang x riza hawkeye (fma:brotherhood) diana x akko (little witch academia) mirai x akihito (kyoukai no kanata)

Last Song ・－・・ －－－ ・・・－ ・ by 「ShibayanRecords」

Last Movie Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Nicknames nad33m, brown brother, nad 33 metres (courtesy of discord text to speech). most people don’t give me nicknames

Zodiac gemini

Height 5′11 king of manlets

Hogwarts House hog is haram

Sexuality straight i think

Last Thing Googled i think i googled something about brexit

Favorite Musician i dont know musicians i will be completely honest, i liked the iron maiden vocalist though

Followers not many

Following 498 a lot of these are inactive as they moved to twitter

Get Asks? like 4, the ones that i got off the top of my head was a friend sending me a positivity chain ask thing which was very nice, and one was a red vs blue thing, and the other was asking about kibou LOL. asks can be fun but it’s probably for the best i don’t get many.

Amount of Sleep variable, usually i don’t have too much sleep though

Lucky Number 2 and 7

What I’m Wearing shorts, and a t-shirt

Dream Job novelist or game designer. i’m not some sort of profound mind but i do think i have some ideas that people might like, some of which can only really be properly experienced through the interactive medium of video games, however i stopped reading a bunch after primary school, and i’ve only really made mods for games. most importantly is that both of those jobs aren’t undying passions for me AND selling a product is more than just the quality of the product,i’d need a really good business sense and a bunch of luck, i wouldn’t survive in those industries. so just something that isn’t too emotionally or physically taxing i suppose.

Dream Trip my dream trip initially was to meet muhammad ali, he passed away unfortunately, so idk. akhibara with the bros sounds like a good one though, as cheesy as it sounds i’d really love to hike somewhere “in nature” with a lover.

Favorite Food burgers, curry (jalfrezi, kidney bean & chicken curries), proper british chips, chicken/lamb donner, lamb samosas, mangos, raspberries, grapes, bananas.

Instruments none lmao

Languages english, bangladeshi (sylhet dialect), i was really interested in french and german because i had a wonderful teacher but i switched schools and had an awful teacher that mismanaged my coursework and as a result my grades capped at a fail so i just lost all interest

Favorite Song uhhh hard to say? a lot of the songs i listen to are video game osts so a chunk of the impact is lost if you didn’t first hear it alongside the game. but easily among the best soundtracks i’ve heard is the halo (1,2,3,odst,reach) sound track, i know the consensus of these games are mediocre at best but seriously it is good.

OH i’ve been watching/listening to the RISE cinematic released by riot games a bunch recently, the song is solid but the music video is fucking fantastic. the music video is based on the events of the 2017 League of Legends World Championship, it’s visually beautiful and makes me so hyped because it contained many of my favourite players. As a song it’s good, but the entire music video experience gets me pumped like nothing else.

Random Fact i really like lifting people, i have no clue why, for a while i kept strong so i can hug and lift my youngest sister and spin her around effortlessly she finds it fun but i haven’t done that in a while

Aesthetic uhhhhhhh i really like intense colour use so the psychadelic sort of aesthetic is cool, cute things are nice, anything that makes a cool use of blues i like

anyone who sees this and wants to fill something like this out, tag me, i’m interested to see what you answer!

[bitter--rabbit]

All the questions for the first headcanon meme you reblogged!

Uhhh…excuse me, what? Are you really putting me up to this ultimate challenge, anon? Bless your heart. But I’m tired and I don’t know if you meant the first one chronologically or the first one at the top of my feed so LOL I’m taking the first one I saw? THANKS? I’M SCARED FOR MYSELF?

Random headcanon meme!

⍤ : What does your muse’s voice sound like? Is it light? High pitched? Scratchy? Deep? I’d say Ciel’s voice is a usual deep, yet smooth not grovely. He’s definitely got the voice you want whispering in your ear.

✍ : What is your muse’s handwriting like? Is it neat? Sloppy? Fancy? Neat, but not to perfection. It’s legible and that says a lot considering so many men can’t write legibly. He feels if he wrote chicken scratch, he couldn’t hold a professional position. One can write well if they take their time.

☕ : Does your muse prefer coffee or tea? Coffee in the morning, switching off to tea in the afternoon and evening.

⌚ : Is your muse good with keeping on schedule for meetings, appointments, or events, or are they always late? Or, are they always a bit early? Ciel is rather punctual for the most part but also has the rare tendency to flake and forget to set his alarm, depending on what’s distracting him from his responsibilities.

♿ : Has your muse had any injuries in the past? Nothing major.

☺ : What is your muse’s smile like? Do they smile often? He’s not one to smile all the time or without reason. He tends to remain low key and emotionally quiet for the most part. If he smiles, it’s out of three things; courtesy, genuine happiness or condescendence. 

⚡ : How does your muse feel about storms? Are they afraid of them, or do they calm them? A storm during the day or evening tends to calm and connect with him. It seems as though he enjoys quiet, stormy days over warm, sunny days. Although, something doesn’t settle quite right with him when he has to sleep alone through a storm.

⚠ : How does your muse react to possibly dangerous situations? Do they face them head-on, or do they plan out their actions first? Ciel is definitely one to strategize when he can get a quick moment. If he cannot, he acts upon impulse but it’s not always the right thing to do. He’s not one to back down in the face of danger, but would rather fight his way out of the situation first.

☃  : What is your muse’s favorite season? What about their least favorite season, if they have one? He is not a fan of summertime. Too hot, too sunny, too uncomfortable. He’s not much of an outdoorsy person yet being trapped indoors when it’s too hot is not ideal either. He can tolerate spring until allergies ruin the comfortable weather. Fall may be his favorite, with winter coming in second. His soul feels more at home when he has to bundle up and enjoy tea or coffee to stay warm.

☂  : Does your muse like rain? He favors the rain more than any other weather pattern.

☼ : Does your muse like daytime or nighttime more? Night time is a better time to do anything and everything, really.

🏨  : How well does your muse sleep? He questions whether or not all the coffee he consumes in the morning is what keeps him from getting a good night’s sleep. He’s never one to sleep totally late, but finds it difficult to get out of bed in the morning.

❤ : What are your muse’s thoughts on love? If they are not in a relationship, do they believe that they will ever find a perfect someone for them? He questions if anyone is really perfect for him. He’s difficult and complex in his eyes, so he doesn’t dwell on it because he doesn’t expect it. Love will find him and it will consume him in the worst and best way.

☘ : Does your muse believe in luck? How about fate? Fate is more probable than luck. You can’t change fate, which is what he believes luck it theorized to do. You’re not lucky, you’re just following the paths laid out for you.

⚯ : Does your muse have good eyesight? If not, what is it like? Are they nearsighted or farsighted? Or both? Do they use glasses? Or do they prefer contacts? Ciel’s eyesight is just fine. Never seemed to have issues with it at all, nor has ever needed glasses. He may as well have 20/20 vision.

👓 : If your muse wears glasses, what are their glasses frames like?

♨ : Does your muse have good table manners? How do they feel about bad table manners? Ciel has incredible mannerisms. He was raised that way as a small child. He finds it embarrassing to watch other people be so tasteless at the table. If he could, he’d kill every single person who talks with their mouth open, chews loudly and makes a mess in public. Some people have never evolved from their primal ancestors, he believes.

❀ : What is your muse’s opinion about flower crowns? …Where the hell did they come from and why are they a thing? Did someone find a renaissance painting and decide to bring them back in a world where they don’t make any sense? You are not a fairy goddess, you are someone who just spent $10 on a plastic wreath for your head.

♬ : Does your muse sing well? Regardless of whether they sing well or not, do they enjoy singing? Ciel would never be caught dead singing in front of anyone. He can carry a basic tune, but he’s no idol by any means.

📐 : Is your muse good at math? Do they like it, or do they hate it? The subject doesn’t bother him; he can solve basic equations, but finds no need to be doing any sort of algebra or anything else in everyday life. Though he wasn’t a fan of it, he knows geometry plays an extremely important part in the world.

♞ : What is your muse’s favorite animal? Ciel has always had his heart set on dogs. No other animal could prove to be ‘man’s best friend’ better than a well-behaved, loyal dog. Cats on the other hand, can fall off the face of the earth.

εїз : How does your muse feel about bugs and insects? They don’t bother him too much. They obviously serve a purpose in the world; either to each each other or something that simply shouldn’t be there.

📱 : Does your muse prefer calling or texting? Ciel is not someone who enjoys a lengthy phone call. If it’s necessary, it needs to be quick to the point or he will eventually cut them off. He’d much rather text so he doesn’t have to talk to the person. If he’s at work, he’d also much rather shoot an email out if it’s not an emergency. Phone calls are generally just a nuisance, almost prehistoric to him.

☆ : Of the sun, stars, and the moon, which is your muse’s favorite? …People have favorites of this? What kind of hippy bullshit is that?

ツ : Does your muse prefer lots of friends, or just a few close ones? He’s certainly not a social butterfly. He doesn’t have a large contact list, doesn’t even really have social media. He only has it to stay in contact with far away family. He’d just prefer to have a couple of close friends. Makes things less complicated; trying to remember birthday’s and if they’re really that close to have to tell them so, Christmas presents that won’t matter to them, etc. A handful of friends mean more than 500 you’ve seen once at the office and never actually said hello to.

✝ : Is your muse religious? Religion to him is an imaginary bulletproof vest for those who think if they pray to their god in their final moments, all of their sins will be washed away in an instant and they’ll be sent to their own version of paradise. All of the forced deeds people try to do in order to appease a higher power they’ve never met can’t make up for all the horrible things they’ve done or said. He believes in redemption and punishment, but not in the way others see it. There is no palace in the sky, but he certainly hopes there’s a hell in which others can suffer for their sins.