#meme answer /

[alchemicalterror]

Dr. Crane, I feel like you'd make up the three M's, manipulate, mansplain and manwhore perfectly.

Naw, we got a consensus,

[midnight-bay-if]

how would the ROs react to I want a baby? (It's from a meme)

(Yes, I think I know this meme? LOL. Also, for anyone else in the future, do point memes out to me in asks like this because I'm a dumbass when it comes to these things, haha.)

S:

Rain:

Taj:

N:

Umbra:

[thereallucifer666]

'you have no idea who i am ,  do you ?'

~Nat

@born-to-be-mischievous

"Not particularly, no. Should you be someone I know? Awful presumptuous of you, if I do say so myself," Lucifer said with a wide, sardonic smile, a glass of whiskey in one hand, a half-smoked cigarette pinched between his first and second fingers.

@born-to-be-mischievous

[stolenbythegods]

@nectaric sent a meme: ✌💚👅💤💘

Ship that you find cute but don’t ship: ✌

... Zeus/Hera (DON'T KILL ME PLS ILU). Idk what to say about them, but yeah. They can be cute, but it's not something I really ship overall bfjdbdj.

Ship that you secretly like: 💚

But if I told you then I'd have to kill you, and we can't have that bc ilu too much <3

Aphrodite/Persephone, Ares/Ganymede, Poseidon/Icarus. You get 3 bc I couldn't choose.

Ship that you find most sexy: 👅

Zeus/Ganymede. I'm not biased I swear >.>'

Ship that is canon but you don’t ship: 💤

Hephaestus/Aphrodite, and going off their myth I'm not even 100% sure you can even call them canon. I don't hate it or anything, it's just not a ship I'm into.

Ship that is unpopular but you still like: 💘

Idk if it actually is unpopular, but Hades/Minthe. Obviously I'm a bit biased as a Minthe writer, but I think they're neat ;u;

But honestly this can be applied to any ships that involve Hades or Persephone with people other than each other 😅 People ride hard for them, but sometimes it's to the point of hostility towards any other ships, canon or otherwise.

[joyfulmagic]

✏

@helreginn

Send ✏ (or "PENCIL") for mun to write about a muse they thought about trying to roleplay or one they are already roleplaying outside Tumblr RPC.

Asking me this like I don’t just add everyone I want to write 😂

I’ll list some mythology based muses I’ve considered!

Freyja

Allmother Frigg

Allfather Odin

Loki

[the-purple-hero]

🎅- Sadie

Send me 🎅 for my muse to check if your muse is on the naughty or nice list.

{🔥}—; "Looks like ya managed to make it on the nice list, Santa sure is generous with ya." Spyro did like that though, he wouldn't like if any of the little ones didn't manage to get some gifts from the big guy.

[triggerhappymilitant]

[ 📱 — sms ] i’m in trouble and need your help.

TEXT MESSAGES

[ 📱 — sms ] Who have you pissed off now, Les?

[digitallyhallucinating]

✏️ !!

Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

Pomni: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Jax: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

[facelessxchurch]

Baronpine and/or Sorrowscorn for the ship bingo please

Imma do Sorrowscorn bc someone else already asked for Baronpine!

Surprisingly enough this is my first Bingo! :D I already filled out the other bingo cards but I'm answering these in the order of what is fasted to draw/answer.

I can make it so fucked up/Colour me intrigued: Self-explanatory. Just, the tension in each interaction, and them being the very definition of kill me romantically. Just everything is personal with them. Eliza can't decide if she wants to kill China, be her or fuck her. Meanwhile, Eliza is a reminder of a past and her old self which she both really rather leave behind. Since they were both part of the Faceless Church, their idea of romance back then has the potential to be so messed up and I do love some (self)destructive love archetypes <3

They're exes: Landy did Eliza so dirty by writing her as the biter ex archetype and giving her like no other personality traits. Even her name is based on that! Scorn -> "Hell has no fury like a woman scorned"

Basically canon to me: And then he has the audacity to claim he never admitted China and Eliza were canonly a thing during the war. There is a reason Sorrowscorn was considered a canonship along with Ganith for the longest time. But he either deleted the tweet or it was an answer on the SP forums which have been shut down by now.

They're the same fucking guy: Landy also did her dirty by making her the colour-swapped, lesser version of China. She, like China, has the ability to make anyone she comes across fall instantly in love with her, though it is established that this power is not as strong as China's, she is a rival collector and information broker to China and she very likely also chose symbol magic as her adept discipline as the glowing daggers she threw seem very similar to what China was shown to be able to do with her sigils. Her personality is also pretty much just wartime China. Since she is the weaker of the two she was very likely the one copying China instead of developing her own strengths and weaknesses. This shows a weakness of character that puts her in a power imbalance with China and also prevents her to climb the ranks of the Faceless church beyond her current position.

Fated Enemies/There is no way this will end well: And that's why their relationship could never last. That's why she could never be more than China's plaything. Seeing so much of herself in Eliza fed her ego and narcissism. She loved herself so of course she would love someone so much like herself. But when she changed and Eliza didn't...

They Enable the worst in each other: Accurate for both wartimes, pushing each other into new extremes since they are rivals as much as lovers trying to impress each other. In the present day, as enemies, Elize definitely brought out China's old 'sharp' self while they were fighting each other.

In a relationship not sure what the relationship is but they are in one: Self-explanatory.

Oh, the devotion/inherit eroticism of attempted murder: 👀👀👀👀

Thematically delicious: Ngl I have a thing for relationships doomed from the start. During the war they were birds of a feather. She found kin in Eliza since she has the same curse ability to make people fall in love with her. Finally, she has someone who understands the hardships that effect brings, finally, someone is immune to it, and finally someone's feelings are real. Now, China is a fallen idol in Eliza's eyes. Someone who she looked up to and wanted to be like now no more than a traitor. Not only did she abandon the church, she had abandoned HER too. And she hates the fact that she knows she would forgive China in an instant would she return to her. To China Eliza is a reminder of a past and an old self she'd rather leave behind. Landy said in a tweet that Eliza would kill China eventually (that was before phase 2 was announced and I think he deleted that tweet) but I think it would be more fitting if China would kill Eliza and quite frankly, Eliza would have it no other way.

[demoiselledefortune]

Top 5 movie recommendations?

Thanks for asking!

Thats a tough one, because I'm not much of a movie person, at least not for the last 10 years or so

1- Princess Mononoke

2- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

3- Casablanca

4- Lion in Winter

5- Le Chat du Rabin

[trishacollins]

17... 🔥

There is like a private answer that you know and the more publically sharable one.

So the public answer is Felix. Felix Felix Felix. My beloved fulcrum that turns the plot like a DJ turns a turntable. I need to see his interactions with everyone. I want the awkward Ladybug shows up with Felix in tow after handing out the Miraculous and everyone is just like ????? What.

Isnt' that the guy who....?

Like I need it. But also more Kwami lore, more Kwami in general. I need more of them, and it hurts so badly. My little darlings. Nooroo needs a therapist. Duusu needs Adderal. Barkk needs a crisis counselor after she was used to steal the whole box from the guardian when she's the one who is big on Loyalty and being loyal. My loves all need snacks!

ALSO WHERE ARE THE FICS WHERE CHLOE, ADRIEN AND FELIX ARE AWARE OF THEM BECAUSE THEY HUNG AROUND WHEN THEY WERE KIDS? Nooroo and Duusu were active! WE KNOW THIS. Those three were bopping around the Mansion like impressionable little sunflowers with trauma and a need of parental love. DUUSU WAS RIGHT THERE. NOOROO WAS RIGHT THERE.

Anyway, I need about a thousand more kidfics for the Golden Trio. I need to know where it broke, and why it broke, and the sort of weird parties they were made to attend. Did they have to wear matching outfits? Was it a very stylized thing? How old were they when they met? How often were they in forced proximity? Chloe and Felix are clearly the only people that Adrien was really allowed around. What did that look like? Did they do lessons together? Please I am begging you someone do this for me.

[the-name-is-never-was]

🍸+ "What's the most random talent you have?"

Ohmygoddd what CAN I do? I don't fucking know. I can't fo anything wth. Tried so many fucking things but idkkkk 😭

Okok lemme think. Might need to answe this one when I'm not comlletelt wasted

[spaceship-travels-universes]

✅️ Feixaio, behave! You’re acting like a child now.

Silence prevails and only a menacing look appears on her face.

But she was forced by the challenge and so she closed herself up and cover her eyes.

[sins-of-warriors]

... i wanna sit on dilf tryndamere's face- then bred as his hands venture along my body while he whispers sweet nothings in my ear

there, i said it.

Send me the kinkiest, most depraved ideas you have about my muse(s) for the mun’s reaction and thoughts!

//hahaha he does have DILF energy, or at least I try to write a bit of that in him, I see his raw strength has an effect here... Sorry I kept Eclair and you waiting my focus needs more focus 😭😭😭(I delete this later if you ask me)

[stolenbythegods]

@singofus sent a meme: 🔥

Aight, after the last spicy one, imma cool it back down with another food thing.

Mushrooms are gross. They all taste bad, I hate how many dishes they're in, and I refuse to eat anything contaminated by them. I will die on this hill and nobody can convince me otherwise. Keep ya fungus to yourself. (This is meant entirely lightheartedly)

[joyfulmagic]

What’s a hobby they used to have that they miss? Can they cry on command? If so, what do they think about to make it happen? What’s their favorite [insert anything] that they’ve never recommended to anyone before?

(For any and all of your muses

@timeguardians // randomly specific headcanon meme -> Muse: Alastair

What’s a hobby they used to have that they miss? Alastair, in his childhood and early teens, practiced archery — across verses this applies. However, he stopped it in order to focus on his academic studies more. He hopes to return to archery once he is settled with a career/steady job.

Can they cry on command? If so, what do they think about to make it happen? Alastair’s tears are (almost) always genuine, but he can think about something that has pained him in the past to cry on command. He usually thinks about how worried he is about his step-sister, Madeline, who had to fake her own death post giving birth.

What is their favorite book that they’ve never recommended to anyone before? Alastair doesn’t have a specific favorite book, but rather adores the tales of both King Arthur and Robin Hood. He doesn’t speak of it much as he feels he could be labeled as overly idealistic, or even childish, but he loves those old tales. He even worked on translating the Canterbury Tales in an advanced course he took in secondary school.