#meme / tbt

[nicawlette]

WHAT BRAND OF STUPID ARE YOU?

BASTARD STUPID

Swears are your language and crime is your profession. Your reason for doing just about anything is because you could, no matter how stupid it was. Why did you set that fence on fire? To watch it burn. Why did you put that bug in your mouth? To see what it tastes like. Why did you teach that kid to say fuck? Its funny. Keeping you around is like housing a cartoon villain but at least you know how to pick locks so that's a reason to let you stay

[starsadored]

❛ i know you. how else do you think i found you so easily? ( sammy @ harriet)

@belovedstars

it was a moment, a mere moment, of weakness. that was what harriet was telling herself. hiding in the closet of her quarters because she happened to hear a man on the docks yelling, a man who happened to sound like her father, was just an instinctive reaction.

she wasn’t actually scared.

so when sammy opens her closet door, face full of worry and sympathy, she doesn’t cry like a baby would.

and if he notices the tears that definitely weren’t spilling onto her cheeks, he says nothing of it, instead reaching a hand in to hold hers.

“how…?” the rest of the question goes unsaid.

“i know you.” he says it so matter of factly. he knows her, knows every inch of her mind, more than she does sometimes. “how else do you think i found you so easily?”

he knows her. knows she would have pretended to not be frightened. knows she was actually terrified out of her mind. and he found her.

sometimes, at least with him, to be known is to be loved.

[scarrfaze]

ROMANTIC GESTURES

Bold = Definitely. Italics: Sometimes / depending on the situation or partner

holding hands (in public) · buying flowers · cooking · cuddles · writing a poem / song · holding door open · tying shoe laces · sharing a milkshake with two straws & one straw · offering their jacket when it's cold · kissing in the rain · publicly confessing love · long walks at the beach · doing the titanic pose on a boat · taking cute pictures in a photobooth · sharing a taxi / uber · kissing the back of their hand · slow dancing · getting tickets of their favourite artist / sports team / other · introducing them to their parents ·lighting candles · flower petals on bed ·love letters · star gazing · brushing / doing their hair · picnics · teaching them to play an instrument / sport while gently guiding their hands · compliments · late night drives · taking selfies together · drawing them · self-made gifts · massages· proposing with a family heirloom ring · lending them their favourite book to read · paying for dinner / coffee · mixtapes / playlists · surprise birthday parties · feeding them · handing them keys to their apartment · making space in drawer for their clothes when they stay over · sharing a blanket · couple costumes ·tucking a hair strand behind their ear ·running after them at the airport / keeping them from leaving · moving cities to be together · blowing a kiss · breakfast in bed · defending them in a fight (verbally / physically) · joint bubble baths · dropping the L-bomb ("i love you")· dedicating a song at the karaoke bar to them · wearing their clothes · yawning before putting an arm around them while watching a movie · granting them the last bite (from meal)

[corvisque]

Are you dispensing professional advice now?

— AS SAID BY ZEVRAN ARAINAI (ACCEPTING)

"I could be. Are you looking at a change in careers, my friend?" zevran is clearly jesting, of course, because the wizard certainly does not strike him as the type who could make a living in his particular field of expertise. there is an artistry involved that mere technical knowledge cannot make up for. and you actually have to be able to sneak. sorry, gale.

"I know very little about spellcraft beyond its theatrics, which I deeply admire." elves are supposed to be inherently good with magic, so he has heard, so perhaps that is why he's always been drawn to its flash and flair. it helps that he's met a few mages who were very good at what they did. "So, alas, any advice I could possibly give on that front would be sorely lacking. But you know all there is to know already, no? You are a veritable fount of knowledge." so much so that zev's eyes may have glazed over once or twice when gale has really gotten into a particular topic. the man has a nice voice, so he doesn't mind... but if anyone thought the rogue never shut up.

"You bookish types are so charming, truly. Stick to your talents, they will serve you much better than anything I could possibly say."

[imperatorrrrr]

new article/q&a about Nico Hischier just dropped.

best tidbits below:

Q: What moment in your life would you like to experience again? A: The moment when I stepped onto the ice before my first NHL game.

Q: Common misconception about hockey players? A: That goalies are a bit crazy for standing in goal and letting pucks get shot at them.

Q: Which sports star's training would you like to follow? A: I would be interested to know how Roger Federer trains.

Q: What title would you give your biography? A: From Little Valais to Big New York

Q: Last time you cried? A: After the World Cup final there were emotional moments and some tears were shed. I had never played in a final before, now I know what it feels like. And when you lose, the motivation for the next time is even greater so that you don't experience that feeling again.

Q: What didn't you eat as a child that you like to eat now? A: Onions! As a child I hated them, my mother was not allowed to cook anything with onions. And today I love them.

Q: Most emotional locker room moment? A: Difficult, because there were a few. Emotionally, it's not easy when players are traded during the season or coaches who have been with the club for a long time have to leave. These are not pleasant conversations as a team. In contrast, the moment when the playoffs are clinched, for example, is very special. That's why there is no one moment; in the locker room it's a rollercoaster of emotions.

Q: What advice do you give to young players who dream of the NHL? A: Don't be afraid to make mistakes, because you learn from them. Go your own way, have fun in training and in games.

Q: Are you afraid of getting older? A: No, I try to have the attitude of looking forward to what is still to come.

Q: Four weeks in a monastery or in prison – what would you choose? A: To the monastery, of course

Q: What could you never be persuaded to do? A: A dance competition

Q: What household chore do you put off the longest? A: Vacuuming

Q: What prank have your teammates played on you? A: In the locker room, your helmet is always on the top shelf. They put a cup of water underneath it. If you take your helmet off the shelf, you pour the water on your face. I found out a few years ago that this is a popular joke.

Q: When can you laugh at yourself? A: When I’m in a good mood I can always laugh at myself

Q: What are women better at than men? A: Oh, in many things. They are better at coordinating things, they can absorb a lot of information better and faster. Luckily there are women.

[toastbutteregg]

[kalopsic-lagomorph]

click post

[koppaiterocker]

Another one of these but it's just me on discord

[geekgirles]

This feels like it should be a new meme template.

[calomitchell]

NETFLIX AND CHILL 🥶

5-18-21

Created by me

[nicawlette]

I dunno if this is a meme anywhere, but I dont want to look: SEND ME A CHARACTER OR SHIP NAME FOR A TWITTER/TUMBLR TEXT POST THAT MAKES ME THINK OF THEM

[berry-chewer]

Forgot to post this here

Uhh breakdances and faints

[thedarkmongoose]

[extrasweetcoffee]

Steamed Hams, but Skinner is gracious.

[glassiscompletlyempty]

trolls band together fans after the next movie only features the new characters as a minor cameo or not at all.

this isn't directed at the whole fandom just a certain few fans who can be pretty rude when defending textbook toxic animated family

cough i mean brozone.

you fans likely won't ever see them again sooooo sooner or later you might wanna find a new group of animated abusers to make excuses for and defend

since you won't be getting any more content out of these guys.

i hear gaberiel from miraculous is looking for some blind defenders who claim he's actually a good parent at heart if you guys are interested? lol.

[toastbutteregg]