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The nanny is definitely quitting after an hour Idk, the baby avengers vs baby xmen was a cute comic and i wanted to draw babybolts And zemo being an ipad baby Yeah
#marvel comics#marvel#baron zemo#helmut zemo#songbird#melissa gold#melissa joan gold#moonstone#karla sofen#the fixer#norbert ebersol#jolt#hallie takahama#charcoal#charlie Burlingame#atlas#erik josten#mach x#abner jenkins#jesus christ theres so many names to tag#thunderbolts#thunderbolts marvel#comic thunderbolts
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i want to see Songbird in the mcu nglđ¤ˇđžââď¸
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Thunderbolts - Melissa Joan Gold (Songbird) Cosplay
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Best Reads of 2024
this year i read 300 books. which i think is impressive but not as impressive as it sounds bc many of these books were very short, easy reads meant to be like, stuff you read at the airport or sitting by the pool on vacation. so it's not like i was tackling the harvard classics. i also read extremely fast; it only takes me about an hour to do 300 pages unless it's a super dense complex text. that said, here is a list of all the books i read this year that i would rate 4 stars or higher, separated by genre: Fantasy/Magical Realism: The Tainted Cup by Robert Jackson Bennett Highfire by Eoin Colfer Tehanu by Ursula K. Le Guin Gifts by Ursula K. Le Guin The Last Tale of the Flower Bride by Roshani Chokshi Chlorine by Jade Song The Passion by Jeanette Winterson The Magic Toyshop by Angela Carter Realistic Fiction: We Are Not Like Them by Christine Pride & Jo Piazza Young Jane Young by Gabrielle Zevin My Absolute Darling by Gabriel Tallent Only Child by Rhiannon Navin Movie Star by Lizzie Pepper Prima Facie by Suzie Miller Acts of Desperation by Megan Nolan Marjorie Morningstar by Herman Wouk The Subtweet by Vivek Shraya All Grown Up by Jami Attenberg Piglet by Lottie Hazell The List by Yomi Adegoke A Winter's Rime by Carol Dunbar The Resurrection of Joan Ashby by Cherise Wolas
Mystery/Thriller: Queenpin by Megan Abbott Bury Me Deep by Megan Abbott Beware the Woman by Megan Abbott Firekeeper's Daughter by Angeline Boulley The Guest by Emma Cline Advika and the Hollywood Wives by Kirthana Ramisetti Kala by Colin Walsh Descent by Tim Johnston Wahala by Nikki May When We Were Bright and Beautiful by Jillian Medoff We Could Be Beautiful by Swan Huntley Bright Young Women by Jessica Knoll Nothing Can Hurt You by Nicola Maye Goldberg Fruit of the Dead by Rachel Lyon The Lagos Wife by Vanessa Walters Grown by Tiffany D. Jackson Yes, Daddy by Jonathan Parks-Ramage Cape Fear by John D. MacDonald Sea Wife by Amity Gaige Last Seen Wearing by Hilary Waugh The Black Cabinet by Patricia Wentworth Historical Fiction: Everyone Knows Your Mother is a Witch by Rivka Galchen Gilded Mountain by Kate Manning All You Have to Do is Call by Kerri Maher Cruel Beautiful World by Caroline Leavitt Payback by Mary Gordon A Dangerous Business by Jane Smiley The Affairs of the Falcons by Melissa Rivero Longbourn by Jo Baker The Hazelbourne Ladies Motorcycle and Flying Club by Helen Simonson Go to Hell Ole Miss by Jeff Barry The Divorcees by Rowan Beaird Consequences by Penelope Lively Iron Curtain: A Love Story by Vesna Goldsworthy Homestead by Melinda Moustakis Not Our Kind by Kitty Zeldis Hamnet by Maggie OâFarrell Teddy by Emily Dunlay Science Fiction: Prophet Song by Paul Lynch Aesthetica by Allie Rowbottom Fever by Deon Meyer The Salt Line by Holly Goddard Jones Land of Milk and Honey by C. Pam Zhang Gold Fame Citrus by Claire Vaye Watkins A Childrenâs Bible by Lydia Millet Briefly Very Beautiful by Roz Dineen
Romance: Everythingâs Fine by Cecilia Rabess Adelaide by Genevieve Wheeler Meant to Be Mine by Hannah Orenstein When Katie Met Cassidy by Camille Perri Major Pettigrewâs Last Stand by Helen Simonson American Royalty by Tracey Livesay The One by Julie Argy The Mountain Between Us by Charles Martin Queen of Urban Prophecy by Aya de LĂŠon That Dangerous Energy by Aya de LĂŠon The Dove in the Belly by Jim Grimsley Fatima Tate Takes the Cake by Khadija VanBrakle Faroâs Daughter by Georgette Heyer Horror: Red Rabbit by Alex Grecian The Parliament by Aimee Pokwatka Cujo by Stephen King Night Watching by Tracy Sierra The Garden by Clare Beams The House of Ashes by Stuart Neville The Suicide Motor Club by Christopher Buehlman True Crime: In Cold Blood by Truman Capote Columbine by Dave Cullen Kent State: Four Dead in Ohio by Derf Backderf Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup by John Carreyrou While Idaho Slept: The Hunt for Answers in the Murders of Four College Students by J. Reuben Appelman The Bishop and the Butterfly: Murder, Politics, and the End of the Jazz Age by Michael Wolraich Fatal Vision by Joe McGinniss Billion Dollar Whale: The Man Who Fooled Wall Street, Hollywood, and the World by Tom Wright and Bradley Hope
History: Midnight in Chernobyl: The Untold Story of the Worldâs Greatest Nuclear Disaster by Adam Higginbotham Capoteâs Women: A True Story of Love, Betrayal, and a Swan Song for an Era by Laurence Leamer The Astronaut Wives Club by Lily Koppel The Burning Blue: The Untold Story of Christa McAuliffe and Nasaâs Challenger Disaster by Kevin Cook The Splendid and the Vile: A Saga of Churchill, Family, and Defiance During the Blitz by Erik Larson Grace and Power: The Private World of the Kennedy White House by Sally Bedell Smith As Long as We Both Shall Love: The White Wedding in Postwar America by Karen M. Dunak Babysitter: An American History by Miriam Forman-Brunell Game Change: Obama and the Clintons, McCain and Palin, and the Race of a Lifetime by John Heilemann and Mark Halperin All She Lost: The Explosion in Lebanon, the Collapse of a Nation and the Women who Survive by Dalal Mawad Psychology: Hidden Valley Road: Inside the Mind of an American Family by Robert Kolker The Anxious Generation: How The Great Rewiring of Childhood is Causing an Epidemic of Mental Illness by Jonathan Haidt Beautiful Boy: A Fatherâs Journey Through His Sonâs Addiction by David Sheff Misdiagnosed: One Womanâs Tour of -And Escape From- Healthcareland by Jody Berger Stolen Child: A Motherâs Journey to Rescue Her Son from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder by Laurie Gough Zig-Zag Boy: A Memoir of Madness and Motherhood by Tanya Frank Iâm Glad My Mom Died by Jennette McCurdy Us, After: A Memoir of Love and Suicide by Rachel Zimmerman Everything Is Fine: A Memoir by Vince Granata Juliet the Maniac by Juliet Escoria
Memoir: Upstairs At The White House by J.B. West A Motherâs Reckoning: Living in the Aftermath of Tragedy by Sue Klebold Goodbye, Sweet Girl: A Story of Domestic Violence and Survival by Kelly Sundberg This Boy We Made: A Memoir of Motherhood, Genetics, and Facing the Unknown by Taylor Harris I Am, I Am, I Am: Seventeen Brushes with Death by Maggie OâFarrell Fragile Beginnings: Discoveries and Triumphs in the Newborn ICU by Adam Wolfberg The Longest Race: Inside the Secret World of Abuse, Doping, and Deception on Nikeâs Elite Running Team by Kara Goucher and Mary Pilon Remedies for Sorrow: An Extraordinary Child, a Secret Kept from Pregnant Women, and a Motherâs Pursuit of the Truth by Megan Nix Brazen: My Unorthodox Journey from Long Sleeves to Lingerie by Julia Haart Minding the Manor: The Memoir of a 1930s English Kitchen Maid by Mollie Moran Love in the Blitz: The War Letters of Eileen Alexander to Gershon Ellenbogan by Eileen Alexander Any Given Tuesday: A Political Love Story by Lis Smith The Apology by Eve Ensler Wild Game: My Mother, Her Secret, and Me by Adrienne Brodeur One Way Back: A Memoir by Christine Blasey Ford Biography: The Matriarch: Barbara Bush and the Making of an American Dynasty by Susan Page Untold Power: The Fascinating Rise and Complex Legacy of First Lady Edith Wilson by Rebecca Boggs Roberts King: A Life by Jonathan Eig Louisa: The Extraordinary Life of Mrs. Adams by Louisa Thomas American Girls: One Womanâs Journey into the Islamic State and Her Sisterâs Fight to Bring Her Home by Jessica Roy Susan, Linda, Nina, and Cokie: The Extraordinary Story of the Founding Mothers of NPR by Lisa Napoli
Gender: Becoming Nicole: The Transformation of an American Family by Amy Ellis Nutt The Feminine Mystique by Betty Friedan We Were Feminists Once: From Riot Grrrl to CoverGirlÂŽ, the Buying and Selling of a Political Movement by Andi Zeisler All the Rage: Mothers, Fathers, and the Myth of Equal Partnership by Darcy Lockman Ainât I a Woman: Black Women and Feminism by bell hooks Enslaved Women in America: From Colonial Times to Emancipation by Emily West Youâll Do: A History of Marrying for Reasons Other Than Love by Marcia A. Zug The Red Menace: How Lipstick Changed the Face of American History by Ilise S. Carter Odd Girls and Twilight Lovers: A History of Lesbian Life in Twentieth-Century America by Lillian Faderman
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February 2024 Reads
Emily Wilde's Map of the Otherlands - Heather Fawcett
The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes - Suzanne Collins
Mislaid in Parts Half Known - Seanan McGuire
Love at 350 - Lisa Peers
I Hope this Email Doesn't Find You - Ann Liang
The Lily of Legate Hill - Mimi Matthews
Set the Record Straight - Hannah Bonam-Young
At Her Service - Amy Spaulding
Don't Want You Like a Best Friend - Emma R. Alban
My Fair Brady - Brian D. Kennedy
Simon Sort of Says - Erin Bow
Paola Santiago and the River of Tears - Tehlor Kay Mejia
A Knot in the Grain - Robin McKinley
Freshman Year - Sarah Mai
When I Was Your Age - Kenan Thompson
I Survived Capitalism and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt - Madeline Pendleton
White Supremacy is All Around - Akilah Cadet
Sex with a Brain Injury - Annie Liontas
All the Women in My Brain - Betty Gilpin
One in a Millennial - Kate Kennedy
I'll Be Just Five More Minutes - Emily Farris
Outofshapeworthlessloser - Gracie Gold
The Woman in Me - Britney Spears
The Year of Magical Thinking - Joan Didion
The Liars' Club - Mary Karr
Secure Love - Julie Menanno
The 5 Resets - Aditi Nerukar
Tiny Traumas - Meg Arrow
A Dirty Guide to a Clean Home - Melissa Dilkes Pateras
Gut Renovation - Roshini Raj
Veg-table - Nik Sharma
Soup Club - Caroline Wright
Soup Season - Shelly Westerhausen Worcel
Bold = Highly Recommend Italics = Worth It Crossed out = Nope
Thoughts:
Emily Wilde II didn't disappoint, but Mislaid in Parts Half Known did. I was really hoping we'd be immersed in a world of dinosaurs similar to Across the Green Grass Fields, but we spent such little time there.
The non-fiction reads this month really outshone the fiction reads. I especially enjoyed Betty Gilpin's All the Women in My Brain. It was weird and wonderful.
Goodreads Goal: 76/200
2017 Reads | 2018 Reads | 2019 Reads | 2020 Reads | 2021 Reads |
2022 Reads | 2023 Reads | 2024 Reads
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đş 8 SHOWS TO GET TO KNOW ME
(thanks for tagging me, @savebytheodoresnonjosestuff đ)
In alphabetical order:
1. The 10th Kingdom (2000)
Fantasy / Dramedy | 1 Season
Kimberley Williams-Paisley | John Larroquette | Scott Cohen | Dianne Wiest
Virginia Lewis and her father, Tony, get trapped in a fairytale dimension. They must travel across the 9 kingdoms, avoiding trolls, wicked witches, and the huntsman, to find the magic mirror that can take them home.
Favourite Episode: n/a (my DVD has it as one long film)
Favourite Character: Wolf
2. Being Erica (2009 - 2011)
Dramedy / Time Travel | 4 Seasons
Erin Karpluk | Michael Riley | Reagan Pasternak
After a near-death experience, Erica Strange meets the mysterious Dr. Tom, a therapist with the ability to send his patients back to relive and âcorrectâ their deepest regrets.
Favourite Episode: 3x12 Erica, Interrupted
Favourite Character: Dr. Tom
3. Justified (2010 - 2015) (2023)
Neo-Western / Crime / Drama | 6 Seasons + City Primeval
Timothy Olyphant | Walton Goggins | Joelle Carter
Enforcing his own brand of justice, Deputy US Marshal Raylan Givens is reassigned from Miami to his childhood home in the rural coal mining towns of eastern Kentucky.
Favourite Episode: 2x01 The Moonshine War
Favourite Character: Raylan Givens
4. Merlin (2008 - 2012)
Fantasy / Drama | 5 Seasons
Colin Morgan | Bradley James | Katie McGrath | Richard Wilson
A young warlock named Merlin has come to Camelot, where those who study magic are killed under the Kingâs command, to fulfil his destiny of protecting the future King, Arthur Pendragon.
Favourite Episode: 3x03 Goblinâs Gold
Favourite Character: Gaius
5. One Foot in the Grave (1990 - 2000)
Comedy / Sitcom | 6 Seasons
Richard Wilson | Annette Crosbie | Doreen Mantle
When Victor Meldrew is forced into early retirement, he has a lot more time on his hands to observe the world around him, and he finds it insufferable.
Favourite Episode: 4x05 The Trial
Favourite Character: Victor Meldrew
6. Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996 - 2003)
Fantasy / Teen Sitcom | 7 Seasons + 2 Films
Melissa Joan Hart | Caroline Rhea | Beth Broderick
When Sabrina Spellman turns 16, she discovers that she is a witch, and she must now learn how to control her powers.
Favourite Episode: 2x18 The Band Episode
Favourite Character: Salem Saberhagen
7. Santa Clarita Diet (2017 - 2019)
Comedy / ZomCom | (criminally only) 3 Seasons
Timothy Olyphant | Drew Barrymore | Liv Hewson | Skyler Gisondo
Real-a-tor couple Joel & Sheila Hammond lived a perfectly normal quiet life in Santa Clarita with their teenage daughter Abby. Until one day Sheila suddenly died and came back to life. Now, her new diet is putting a tremendous strain on the family.
Favourite Episode: 1x07 Strange or Just Inconsiderate?
Favourite Character: Joel Hammond
8. Stranger Things (2016 - 2024)
Horror / Supernatural / Drama | 5 Seasons (4 Released)
Winona Ryder | Millie Bobby Brown | et al.
The vanishing of schoolboy Will Byers leads his group of friends to uncover a terrifying secret about their hometown.
Favourite Episode: 4x04 Chapter Four: Dear Billy
Favourite Character: Steve Harrington
This was fun! I know everyone else was just doing a list, but Iâm nothing if not over-the-top đ
Tagging: literally anyone who reads this & wants to do it đŤśđť
#not tim#although you KNOW heâs in this post somewhere đ#đŽ#savebytheodoresnonjosestuff#[.]#[mine]
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Itâs the 1970s and San Diego anchorman Ron Burgundy is the top dog in local TV, but thatâs all about to change when ambitious reporter Veronica Corningstone arrives as a new employee at his station. Credits: TheMovieDb. Film Cast: Ron Burgundy: Will Ferrell Veronica Corningstone: Christina Applegate Brian Fantana: Paul Rudd Brick Tamland: Steve Carell Champ Kind: David Koechner Ed Harken: Fred Willard Garth Holliday: Chris Parnell Helen: Kathryn Hahn Tino: Fred Armisen Eager Cameraman: Seth Rogen MC: Paul F. Tompkins Bartender: Danny Trejo Waiter at Tinoâs: Scot Robinson Stage Manager: Ian Roberts Hot Blonde: Darcy Donavan Petite Brunette: Renee Weldon Tinoâs Bassist: Jerry Minor Director: Holmes Osborne Security Guard: Charles Walker Biker Guy: Thomas E. Mastrolia Eyewitness News Member: Jay Johnston Man in Kitchen: Peter A. Hulne Donna: Laura Kightlinger Custodian: Adam McKay Custodian: Joseph T. Mastrolia News Station Employee: Judd Apatow News Station Employee: Debra McGuire Network Reporter: Kent Shocknek Yelling Woman: Monique McIntyre Bum: Bob Rummler Announcer: Chuck Poynter Middle Class Mother: Esmerelda McQuillan Elderly Woman: Angela Grillo Wealthy Family Father: Lionel Allen Wealthy Family Mother: Trina D. Johnson Doctor: Fred Dresch Middle Class Dad: Glen Hambly Nursing Room Resident: Stuart Gold Bill Lawson â Narrator (voice): Bill Kurtis Motorcyclist: Jack Black Arturo Mendes: Ben Stiller Frank Vitchard: Luke Wilson Frank the Bartender (uncredited): Frank Gorgie Zoo Keeper (uncredited): Missi Pyle Public TV News Anchor (uncredited): Tim Robbins Wes Mantooth (uncredited): Vince Vaughn Man in Bar (uncredited): Jerry Stiller Secretary (uncredited): Holly Traister Zoologist with Panda in Doug or Glen scene (uncredited): Matthew Vlahakis Reporter / Anchor (uncredited): Richard Yett Film Crew: Supervising Sound Editor: Mark A. Mangini Casting: Jeanne McCarthy Sound Effects Editor: Richard L. Anderson Stunts: Jack Gill Hair Department Head: Toni-Ann Walker Location Manager: Jeremy Alter Casting: Juel Bestrop Set Decoration: Jan Pascale Music Editor: Ellen Segal Writer: Will Ferrell Executive Producer: David O. Russell Art Direction: Virginia Randolph-Weaver Set Designer: Sally Thornton Director of Photography: Thomas E. Ackerman Music: Alex Wurman Producer: Judd Apatow Executive Producer: Shauna Robertson Editor: Brent White Costume Design: Debra McGuire Stunts: Joe Bucaro III Production Design: Clayton R. Hartley Writer: Adam McKay Co-Producer: David B. Householter Casting: Blythe Cappello Second Assistant Director: Basil Grillo First Assistant Director: Matt Rebenkoff Second Unit Director: Rick Avery Construction Coordinator: John R. Elliott Foley Artist: Joan Rowe Foley Artist: Sean Rowe Stunt Double: Sophia M. Crawford Property Master: Scott Maginnis Color Timer: David Orr Makeup Department Head: Kimberly Greene Script Supervisor: Rebecca Asher Sound Effects Editor: Mike Chock Sound Effects Editor: Donald Flick Key Hair Stylist: Joy Zapata Dialogue Editor: Ralph Osborn Sound Effects Editor: Piero Mura Set Designer: Randall D. Wilkins Set Designer: Barbara Mesney Still Photographer: Frank Masi Visual Effects Supervisor: Ray McIntyre Jr. Key Grip: Lloyd Moriarity Leadman: Louise Del Araujo Production Supervisor: Diane L. Sabatini Video Assist Operator: Paul Murphey Dialogue Editor: Thomas Jones Transportation Coordinator: Michael Menapace CG Supervisor: David Alexander Smith Dialogue Editor: Solange S. Schwalbe Digital Effects Supervisor: Reid Paul Still Photographer: Darren Michaels Additional Editing: Melissa Bretherton Art Department Coordinator: Jeanne Bueche Makeup Artist: Erin Wooldridge Music Editor: Erica Weis Visual Effects Supervisor: Richard R. Hoover Production Sound Mixer: Jim Stuebe First Assistant Camera: Baird Steptoe âAâ Camera Operator: Harry K. Garvin Orchestrator: Tom Calderaro Visual Effects Producer: Diana Stulic Ibanez Stunts: Lisa Hoyle ADR Mixer: Jeff Gomillion âBâ Camera Operator: Steven Hiller Stunts: Joni Avery Sound Recordist: Philip Rogers Assistant Art Di...
#1970s#aftercreditsstinger#battle of the sexes#duringcreditsstinger#gang warfare#journalism#Ladder#misogynist#mustache#news spoof#panda#screwball comedy#sexism#teleprompter#Top Rated Movies#tv show in film
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Witch Showdown! đ Melissa vs. Candace - Hilarious Banter!
Bible Study Showdown: When Melissa Joan Hart Met Candace Cameron-Bure's Satanic Alter Ego Oh, hold onto your broomsticks, folks! Melissa Joan Hart just threw some holy shade at none other than Candace Cameron-Bure for her days as a devilishly delightful witch on Boy Meets World. I mean, can you imagine? It's like finding out Mother Teresa used to moonlight as a stand-up comedian. So, get this: Melissa and Candace, both time-travelers from the '90s, guest-starred on an episode fittingly titled "The Witches of Pennbrook." You know, the good ol' days when spellcasting and studying were basically synonymous. Boy Meets World sure had its priorities straight. Now, Melissa's all like, "Listen up, world! I was the Teenage Witch, but not the satanic kind!" She's got a point, though. While her Sabrina was busy juggling high school and potions, Candace's character, Millie, was apparently jonesing for a pentagram-shaped balcony with a view. Because, you know, summoning Satan requires good lighting and a killer vista. Picture this: Millie, surrounded by candles and speaking in tongues that would make your Sunday school teacher blush. Eric, the ultimate witchcraft debunker, barges in and saves the day with a spell from his "Witchcraft for Dummies" book. Ah, the literary classics! But wait, it gets better. Sabrina herself (yes, Melissa's cameo) shows up, ready for a balcony-bound date. Eric's a nervous wreck, thanks to Jack's "relationship" with Millie. And Sabrina, the witch in the room, has the audacity to ask, "What's so spooky about that?" Classic TV gold, I tell you. But fast forward to real life, and here we are. Candace Cameron-Bure, that poster child for conservative values, left her Hallmark gig to join Great American Media. You know, because nothing says "family values" like leaving a cozy network to tackle, well, more conservative values. Candace declared, "I'm on a mission to keep traditional marriage at the core!" Cue the record scratch. Suddenly, the world's like, "Wait, what?!" And just like that, our dear Candace got a reality check from the peanut gallery. But you know what? She defended her stance, claiming she's not trying to convert us all to the Church of Hallmark. Instead, she's all about celebrating the big guy's greatness through stories. God bless those heartwarming family sitcoms with a side of divine intervention! So there you have it, folks. The tale of Melissa Joan Hart, Candace Cameron-Bure, and a sitcom episode that made Hocus Pocus look like a documentary. It's proof that even in the wild world of '90s TV, life can be stranger than fiction. Now, let's all head to Bible study and contemplate the theological implications of casting spells on sitcom balconies. đâ¨# Bible Study Showdown: When Melissa Joan Hart Met Candace Cameron-Bure's Satanic Alter Ego Oh, hold onto your broomsticks, folks! Melissa Joan Hart just threw some holy shade at none other than Candace Cameron-Bure for her days as a devilishly delightful witch on Boy Meets World. I mean, can you imagine? It's like finding out Mother Teresa used to moonlight as a stand-up comedian. So, get this: Melissa and Candace, both time-travelers from the '90s, guest-starred on an episode fittingly titled "The Witches of Pennbrook." You know, the good ol' days when spellcasting and studying were basically synonymous. Boy Meets World sure had its priorities straight. Now, Melissa's all like, "Listen up, world! I was the Teenage Witch, but not the satanic kind!" She's got a point, though. While her Sabrina was busy juggling high school and potions, Candace's character, Millie, was apparently jonesing for a pentagram-shaped balcony with a view. Because, you know, summoning Satan requires good lighting and a killer vista. Picture this: Millie, surrounded by candles and speaking in tongues that would make your Sunday school teacher blush. Eric, the ultimate witchcraft debunker, barges in and saves the day with a spell from his "Witchcraft for Dummies" book. Ah, the literary classics! But wait, it gets better. Sabrina herself (yes, Melissa's cameo) shows up, ready for a balcony-bound date. Eric's a nervous wreck, thanks to Jack's "relationship" with Millie. And Sabrina, the witch in the room, has the audacity to ask, "What's so spooky about that?" Classic TV gold, I tell you. But fast forward to real life, and here we are. Candace Cameron-Bure, that poster child for conservative values, left her Hallmark gig to join Great American Media. You know, because nothing says "family values" like leaving a cozy network to tackle, well, more conservative values. Candace declared, "I'm on a mission to keep traditional marriage at the core!" Cue the record scratch. Suddenly, the world's like, "Wait, what?!" And just like that, our dear Candace got a reality check from the peanut gallery. But you know what? She defended her stance, claiming she's not trying to convert us all to the Church of Hallmark. Instead, she's all about celebrating the big guy's greatness through stories. God bless those heartwarming family sitcoms with a side of divine intervention! So there you have it, folks. The tale of Melissa Joan Hart, Candace Cameron-Bure, and a sitcom episode that made Hocus Pocus look like a documentary. It's proof that even in the wild world of '90s TV, life can be stranger than fiction. Now, let's all head to Bible study and contemplate the theological implications of casting spells on sitcom balconies. đ⨠Read the full article
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Songbird
-Real name: Melissa Joan Gold
-A.k.a.: Mimi Schwartz, Screaming Mimi, Margie Green
-Publisher: Marvel
-Type: Superhuman
-Afilliations: A.I.M., Avengers, Femizons, Grapplers, Lady Liberators, Masters of Evil, New Avengers, S.H.I.E.L.D., The Initiative, Thunderbolts, Thunderbolts Army, Unlimited Class Wrestling Federation.
-Powers: Sonic scream, disorientation, hallucination, unconsciousness, technologically enhanced abilities, solid-sound energy constructs, ultrasonic waves that manipulates emotions, agility, blast power, energy shield, energy-enhanced strike, energy based constructs, flight, implants, intellect, leadership, super speed, unarmed combat.
#character#songbird#melissa joan gold#mimi schwartz#screaming mimi#margie green#marvel#Marvel Comics#superhuman#a.i.m.#Avengers#femizons#grapplers#lady liberators#masters of evil#new avengers#S.H.I.E.L.D.#the initiative#thunderbolts#thunderbolts army#unlimited class wrestling federation#scream queen#disorientation#hallucination#unconsciousness#technologically enhanced#enhanced abilities#solid-sound energy#energy constructs#ultrasonic waves
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Songbird Fan Art!
so I have been on a roll of making art and I decided to draw Marvelâs Songbird AKA Melissa Gold!
#marvel#songbird#melissa joan gold#fan art#superheroes#birds#pink#marvel needs to put her in the mcu#my life depends on it#I love songbird!#so damn much#as mush as I love Danny Rand
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Songbird by Tom Raney
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My hand hurts so fucking bad why did I draw all this in one night But you know those thunderbolts guys? and that one dead mobile game where theyre all in school?? And also early 2000s american/canadian cartoons? You get the gist EDIT: I updated the Zemo drawing as it was like, the first one Iâd done and didnât really feel it fit the style as much.
#thunderbolts#thunderbolts marvel#baron zemo#moonstone#helmut zemo#karla sofen#abner jenkins#mach-x#mach-1#norbert ebersol#the fixer#songbird#songbird marvel#melissa gold#melissa joan gold#avengers academy#marvel#marvel fanart#marvel comics
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This being the first night of Chanukah, I figured it was a good time to post our header image.
This comes from the Marvel Holiday Special from 2011. The story, entitled âChinese Food For Christmasâ was scripted by Jamie S. Rich, penciled and inked by Paco Diaz, colored by Jean-Francois Beaulieu, lettered by Jeff Eckleberry.
It features Marvelâs stable of Jewish Super Heroes including: (top row, left to right) Moon Knight/Mark Specter, Songbird/Melissa Joan Gold, Kitty Pryde, The Thing/Ben Grimm, (bottom row) Sasquatch/ Walter Langkowski and Wiccan/Billy Kaplan.
#hanukkah#marvel#comics#jewish#kitty pryde#ben grimm#the thing#holidays#christmas#moon knight#songbird#sasquatch#wiccan#billy kaplan#walter langkowski#mark specter#melissa joan gold#superhero#superheroes
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Upcoming Queer books that should be on your radar
âThe Genesis of Miseryâ by Neon Yang When a young individual is granted saint-like abilities they must do whatever necessary to not fall to the void-madness that is supposed to follow. But when a very life like delusion convinces her theres another way they have little choice but to trust its siren song. A Joan of arc space opera retelling, with robots, a non-binary lead, and of course plenty of catholic imagery. Release Date: September 27th, 2022
âReforgedâ by Seth Haddon In this debut novel a paladin abandons life and love in order to rise to the top of his order but after a ruthless barrage of royal assassinations he is charged with protecting the remaining royalty. The only problem is that the very king he is now meant to protect is the same ex-lover that he abandoned all those years ago. The âOh and they were ex-boyfriendsâ fantasy novel that ive been waiting all my life for! Release Date: October 4th, 2022
âThe Loopholeâ by Naz Kutub Sy is a 17 year old Indian-muslim boy on a journey to reconnect with his lost love. When his boyfriend Farouk said he was leaving to save the world Sy was too scared to join him. Now he regrets his decision but due to a chance encounter with a potentially magic (or just very rich) girl who offers him three wishes he finally gets the chance hes been waiting for. Release Date: June 21st, 2022
âWrath Goddess Singâ by Maya Deane An Achilles retelling staring a trans female Achilles and villain Helen of troy. Achilles doesn't want to go to war but when offered everything shes ever wanted from Athena sheâs compelled to join the efforts. But Helen wants to destroy everything that Achilles has ever loved and wont stop till her nemesis is dead. Release Date: June 7th, 2022
âWhen Women Were Dragonsâ by Kelly Barnhill In the 1950â˛s an event known as âThe Mass Dragoningâ occurs where a large group of housewives and mothers sprout dragon wings and talons and escape to the skies. Alex, a young girl being raised during this time, must deal with the fallout of this event all while coming to terms with her newfound crush on another girl. Release Date: May 3rd, 2022
âA Song of Silver and Goldâ by Melissa Karibian In order to get revenge for the death of her brother Princess Kaelyn disguises herself as a man in order to purge the waters of the sirens that took his life. When the sirens princess is killed warrior Aqeara is given the task of disguising herslef as a human in order to kill the one that took her life: The dreaded Captain Kae. But when a romance starts to develop between the two they both have to rethink their quests for revenge. Release Date: June 15th, 2022
âA Taste of Gold and Ironâ by Alexandra Rowland When Kadou, brother to the queen, finds himself in a humiliating altercation he must prove himself to his sister by assisting in a criminal investigation. Along with his cold new bodyguard Kadou uses his ability to taste precious metals to help solve the crime but ends up falling into a larger conspiracy that may shake the very foundation of the kingdom. Release Date: August 30th, 2022
âA Million to Oneâ by Adiba Jaigirdar Titanic meets Oceans 8 in this queer high seas heist story. On board the titanic an unlikely group of woman plot to steal a gem encrusted tomb that may be the key to solving all their problems. But when problems begin to popup and a new romance begins to flourish the team will find that this heist may be more difficult than they bargained for. Release Date: December 13th, 2022
âOut of the Blueâ by Jason June Fake dating with a splash of mermaids! Every teen mermaid must undergo a solo journey to the upper world where they are bound to help a human or be stuck on land forever. Crest hates humans and is eager to finish their journey so when they meet Sean, a recently dumped young man, they quickly agree to enter into a fake relationship with him to make his ex-boyfriend jealous. Release Date: May 31st, 2022
âA Lady for a Dukeâ by Alexis Hall After being declared dead at Waterloo Viola sees an opportunity to finally live as the young woman she truly is even if it means giving up her old life and old acquaintances. Only when she at lasts meets her old friend the duke again hes a shadow of the man he was and Viola decides to enter his life again. Release Date: May 24th, 2022 Edit: (07/03/2022) Important to note that âWrath Goddess Singâ by Maya Deane has come under scrutiny, both for racist and anti-trans masc themes. I personally no longer feel comfortable pushing it on my blog, please conduct your own research before purchasing.
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what I read in 2022
2022 We Ride Upon Sticks- Quan Barry How to Not Be Afraid of Everything- Jane Wong Today a Woman Went Mad in the Supermarket: Stories- Hilma Wolitzer The Rabbit Hutch- Tess Gunty The Daring Life and Dangerous Times of Eve Adams- Jonathan Ned Katz AND Lesbian Love- Eve Adams (in same volume) Thistlefoot- GennaRose Nethercott Bluest Nude- Ama Codjoe The Master Letters- Lucy Brock-Broido (reread) Family Lexicon- Natalia Ginzburg (tr. Jenny McPhee) The Whole Story- Ali Smith The Rupture Tense- Jenny Xie Bad Rabbi: And other strange but true stories from the Yiddish press- Eddie Portnoy A Tale for the Time Being- Ruth Ozeki Ducks: Two Years in the Oil Sands- Kate Beaton Wandering Stars- Sholem Aleichem (tr. Aliza Shevrin) Moldy Strawberries- Caio Fernando Abreu (tr. Bruna Dantas Lobato) Sarahland- Sam Cohen Your Emergency Contact Has Experienced An Emergency- Chen Chen Elephant- Soren Stockman Craft in the Real World- Matthew Salesses Life of the Garment- Deborah Gorlin Olio- Tyehimba Jess In This Quiet Church of Night, I Say Amen- Devin Kelly The Wild Fox of Yemen- Threa Almontaser Song- Brigit Pegeen Kelly Qorbanot- Alisha Kaplan w/ art by Tobi Kahn Gold that Frames the Mirror- Brandon Melendez Foreign Bodies- Kimiko Hahn A Little Devil in America- Hanif Abdurraqib Muscle Memory- Kyle Carrero Lopez not without small joys- Emmanuel Oppong-Yeboah Too Bright To See & Alma- Linda Gregg Borne- Jeff VanderMeer Harvard Square- AndrĂŠ Aciman What We Talk About When We Talk About Fat- Aubrey Gordon The City We Became- N.K. Jemison Twenty-Eight Artists and Two Saints- Joan Acocella Vladimir-Julia May Jonas Everyone Knows Your Mother Is a Witch- Rivka Galchen Lessons in Being Tender-Headed- Janae Johnson Against Heaven- Kemi Alabi How The Word Is Passed- Clint Smith Earth Room- Rachel Mannheimer True Biz- Sara NoviÄ Motherhood- Sheila Heti The Fire Next Time- James Baldwin Diary of a lonely girl or the battle against free love- Miriam Karpilove tr. Jessica Kirzane Mezzanine- Matthew Olzmann Customs- Solmaz Sharif Edge of House- Dzvinia Orlowsky Only as the Day is Long: New and Selected Poems- Dorianne Laux DMZ Colony- Don Mee Choi Stay Safe- Emma Hine Spring Tides- Jacques Poulin, trn. Shira Fleishman (reread) No One Is Talking About This- Patricia Lockwood Unaccompanied- Javier Zamora Where I Was From- Joan Didion Air Raid- Polina Barskova tr. Valtzina Mort Dispatch- Cam Awkward-Rich Bury It- sam sax A Cruelty Special to Our Species- Emily Jungmin Yoon Homie- Danez Smith Dreaming of You- Melissa Lozada-Oliva
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School of rock?
Ieri sera, prima che Aurora andasse a dormire e visto che sta facendo le sue primissime lezioncine di canto, dopo esserci esercitati un po' assieme a rifare le note cantando sulla tastiera le ho fatto vedere un po' di cantanti su youtube, piĂš che altro per farla incuriosire su stili, estetica e generi:
Eva Cassidy, ma qui ho evidentemente sparato altissimo.
Joan Jett ("ma quindi è entrata nel bar e ha conosciuto quello con cui ha fatto la band?" colpa mia che prima le ho messo "I love Rock'n'Roll" e poi, visto che "è in bianco è nero questo, papà " sono passato a "I Hate Myself for Loving You")
Blondie, nell'immortale Heart of Glass. Didn't impress her. Però m'è scappato di dire "ex coniglietta" e sono stato torturato finchÊ non le ho spiegato cosa significava "coniglietta". Vogliatemi bene.
Fletwood Mac, per farle vedere Stevie Nicks. Video di Gold Dust Woman, "ma questi si vestono come in Harry Potter. Guarda, ha quei cosi ai polsi, come Harry Potter".
PJ Harvey, "Good Fortune". "Ma come fa a cantare per strada se dietro non c'è nessuno che suona?" e lÏ a spiegarle cosa significa video musicale, poi vede tra i suggeriti "C'mon Billy" e mi chiede di metterglielo, e lÏ a spiegarle perchÊ Polly Jean sta cantando quella canzone e la storia dietro, che è finta ma interpretata come fosse vera. Highlight: "Ma perchÊ dorme sul letto con le scarpe, che schifo"
Sleater Kinney, "Jumpers". "Ma quella è una della band? Ah forse è quella lÏ. No, papà , è una che non c'entra niente."
Bikini Kill, "Rebel Girl". Qui ha taciuto perchÊ era stanca, ed in effetti è davvero troppo presto perchÊ lei assorba il significato del movimento riot grrrl, però ok. Si piantano i semini dove si può.
Per ultimo avevo messo Melissa Auf Der Maur con "Followed the waves" (unica canzone degna di nota che abbia mai siglato) però dal vivo. Ma ve lo devo dire: o era in serata no o Melissa non ce la fa a cantare decentemente dal vivo.
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