#melcola

[johnnyutah]

[kaijugroupiee]

@montparnasse replied to your post: the lady i’m designing posters for (for free)...

oh my god that’s DIABOLICAL!!! i’m gonna fight her. YOU SHOULDN’T DO IT

I know but like................... i’m gonna

[johnnyutah]

the movie finished and the credits started with “directed by andy muschietti” and nicola and i flipped off the screen at the exact same time

[johnnyutah]

babe lets police terms we hate together 🥺👉👈

LETS DO IT i was gonna jokingly reply with some of my least faves but i’m not trying to get called out on tumblr dot com

[johnnyutah]

*puts this post into my fuel tank instead of gasoline*

Phineas and Ferb (2007) / Good Omens (2019) / Grease (1978)

❤️Doofenperry / Azicrow Aesthetic Board❤️

[johnnyutah]

I love that you were like "what saw fanfiction should I finish!"

writes fanfiction for the descent

OKAY WELL 😭 in my defence. i watched the movie last night and then practically got no sleep because i had to get all my ideas for the fic down and then woke up early and finished it. so truly i’m not sure how much agency i had in writing it. sometimes you write the fanfiction sometimes the fanfiction writes you

also i swear to dick i WILL write you some clown movie fanfiction sometime this century 😭😭😭😭😭 the hyperfixation just has a chokehold on me rn

[johnnyutah]

Rusty

MY BOYYYYYYYY

[johnnyutah]

See i need a boyfriend and instead i’m stuck texting the stupidest fucking evilest little queerplatonic FUCKHEAD in the world

[johnnyutah]

Oceans

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): danny obviously

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): i am gonna say daphne. insane take but wahtever

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): literally all of them are underrated and they’re all blorbo so i could never pick

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Livingston Motherfucking Dell but also like tess in o12 fills this role so perfectly

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): god thinking about the oceans movies through the lens of fandom is going to fucking kill me im dying laughing abt it. i GUESS rusty ryan is my poor little meow meow

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): well terry it sure as shit ain’t sad

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): FRANCOIS TOULOUR

[johnnyutah]

Glad you experienced whatever the opposite of character growth is going from saying you couldn’t participate in the homophobic clown movie to writing pacific rim IT crossover fanfiction

And whose fucking fault might that be, you rat bastard

[johnnyutah]

Callout post for @weedsinavacantlot​ for ignoring the United Nations list of human rights issues and sending me supernatural art

[johnnyutah]

I haven’t played dbd and I know nothing about it but give me a kin from it anyway

ok im insane so ive thought about this before! i think your primary kin would be jeff johansen (albertan! very quiet big hippie artist man who has a dog) but . also you could kin kate denson (psychic country singer possessed by the evil universe, very kind but secretly bitter) AND david king (giant rude fuck-up, british to boot). first ever person who could be both.

[johnnyutah]

🐄

[johnnyutah]

@weedsinavacantlot Nicola this is the funniest insult I’ve ever received

[johnnyutah]

When will u write more oceans fanfiction

you about my ocean’s eleven fanfiction

[johnnyutah]

i wrote a fic where newt from pacific rim and richie from bad clown movie hook up so if that’s your particular brand of cringe... check it out 🙈