#megumi summoning the rabbits IS TOO CUTE

[ssaraexposs]

This could definitely pass as a "SHIBUYA INCIDENT" key visual

[yellowelectroslime]

Tickletober 2024 Day 8: Nuzzles

Pairing: Ler!Megumi (his bunnies), Lee!Yuji – Can be seen as platonic or romantic

Word count: 602

[notes: nothing in the manga is real they are all living happily together and they are all happy and together and happy. What are you talking about? Haha anyways this was based on a fanart i saw a few years ago, but sadly I can’t find it anymore so please enjoy this fic instead ໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -｡꒱ྀི১]

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Yuji and Megumi had just came back from a mission, luckily neither of them were injured. They were now spending time resting in their respective dorm rooms. But that was what Megumi had thought.

BAAM!!!

Megumi’s dorm room door was kicked down with so much force that it was a wonder how it was still attached to the frame. Yuji waltzed into Megumi’s room with a booming voice and a demand he was determined to achieve.

“Megumiiiiii!! Can you summon those bunnies that you used to help us escape the curse today?” Megumi winced at his loud voice and the pure sunlight radiating from Yuji’s grin. “You mean my rabbit escape…?”

Yuji nodded excitedly at the mention. During their mission earlier that day, Megumi had to summon his rabbit escape to hide from the curse to form a plan, luckily they were able to defeat all the curses, but now Megumi has to deal with Yuji’s excitement upon realizing he can summon hundreds of cute little bunnies. 

After a torturous 3 minutes of constant begging from Yuji, Megumi reluctantly gave in. The black-haired student held his hands out and called out their name to summon the creatures. Suddenly, the ground and walls of the boy’s dorm were covered in black shadows. Yuji “ooh-ed” and “ahh-ed” as the dark shadows took shape into a large pile of cute, red-eyed bunnies. Practically vibrating in excitement, the pink-haired boy immediately leaped onto the pile of bunnies. 

Yuji managed to lay down on the pile of bunnies like he was sitting on a bean bag chair, with some bunnies making themselves comfortable sitting on top of Yuji’s sprawled-out body. “This is so cuuute! How do you not want to do this every second of every day?” The boy said and he picked one bunny up to play with, cooing at it and saying how adorable it was.

A sigh of fake annoyance came out of Megumi. “Please don’t take too long, I still need to finish my homewor-” 

“EEEEK!”

Megumi was interrupted by a loud squeal from Yuji. The bunny he was playing with had crawled up into the energetic boy’s shirt, softly kneading its paws on his bare torso. “Gahah- ahahAAHA! M-Meguhuhmiheh- yohour buhuhnnies t-tickle- ehehe!” The stoic teen looked at him in disbelief, crossing his arms and releasing yet another sigh.

Perhaps encouraged by the pink boy’s sweet laughter, more bunnies began to join in. “H-hehehey! Whehehere dohoh yohohou guhuys thihihnk yohour doin- GAhaha!” The bunnies around Yuji’s neck, ribs and sides all began to nuzzle at his body, the thin shirt he was wearing doing nothing to block out the tickly feeling.

Sweet giggles poured out of his mouth as he tried to gently push away the assaulting rabbits, not wanting to hurt any of them (not that he could). This did nothing as the hares continued their ticklish assault, the nuzzling of their noses made the boy weak to their attack. Yuji had almost forgotten the rabbit who made it into his shirt; its whiskers and fur brushing against his bare skin made him double over in laughter.

“WAH-WahahaIT! NOhoHT thAHAHT!” The pink-haired boy continued to giggle to himself silly, he could easily stop the ‘assaulters’, but he made no real effort to make them stop, only lightly pushing them away or hugging his stomach.

Megumi grabbed the headphones on his desk, turning on its sound cancellation feature and opting to simply ignore the giddy teen as he decided to continue with his homework. Obviously, Yuji was enjoying himself, and he didn’t REALLY want to take this away from him just yet.

[hoseokslefteyebrow]

The Anomaly || JJK

Chapter 7: The Shibuya Incident

summary : In which you're isekai'd from your (own) parallel Jujutsu Kaisen universe to the canon universe.

wordcount : 2.5k

Pairing: Jujutsu Kaisen X Reader, eventually Character x Reader (idk who yet tho)

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[ Parallel Jujutsu Kaisen Universe ]

" Where are you even going at this hour? "

Sukuna glances up. He'd left the door to his room open, for no particular reason. 

Meanwhile, Megumi glances at the many cursed tools he's got spread out over his desk and bed. 

" M' gonna find the little shit. "

Megumi raises an unimpressed brow. 

" You've been looking for her for a while now. It's futile. "

Sukuna had expected the reaction. Especially from Megumi. Yuuji would've asked him to join, but he wasn't putting his 5 minute younger brother in danger like that. 

" Then I suppose I'm going for an evening stroll. Does that suit your taste better? "

Megumi blinks in annoyance. This is why he didn't get along well with Sukuna. He was stubborn, much like you. Megumi sighs, thinking for a moment before shaking his head. 

" Should I wake Yuuji and Nobara to join us? "

Sukuna glances at him in question. 

" That curse beat Y/N. And she's not weak. None of us have a change of beating this spirit alone. "

Sukuna and Megumi have a similar issue. They have a sincere issue in showing vulnerable emotions. This is probably the most sentimental they'd ever get with one another, and if you were here, you would be proud of them. 

Either way, Sukuna shakes his head. 

" We've beat cursed spirits in pairs before. The two of us will do. "

- 

Megumi doubts the two of them will do.

His eyes are wide, focused on the spirit in front of them. He's not sure if they found it or if it found them. 

" Heheheh. How cute. Two little Jujutsu students. " 

The spirit is laughing, mocking them as it looks down at them from their elevated position. 

Megumi's eyes widen, noting it's cursed energy. It was heavy, powerful. Megumi doubts this is a good idea.

" We should run." 

Of course, his pleas fall on deaf ears.

Sukuna is smirking at the spirit, his eyes wide in a kind of rage that even shakes Megumi. He knows Sukuna was a force to be reckoned with. Sukuna's heavenly pact made him one of the most powerful people around, even without cursed energy. With Y/N, he was unstoppable. 

" Where's the little shit?"

The curse raises a brow. ( Is it even a brow?), before catching on, its lips (are those even lips?), pulling into a grin.

" Ah, you mean that cute little girl?"

Something flashes in Sukuna's eyes. His hand reaching for his most powerful weapons. 

" What did you do to her?"

It's Megumi who asks, ready to summon Nue while Sukuna clicks the Chain of a Thousand Miles and Inverted Spear of Heaven together. 

The curse's eyes flash over the special grade cursed weapon. It knew it could exorcise it.

It knew it needed to avoid that from happening.

Nonetheless, it keeps up it's act, pretending to be as confident as before.

It crouches down, leaning its head on the palm of its hand as it looks at them.

" I sent her away. You won't be able to find her." 

Megumi's eyes narrow, before widening, realizing it's cursed technique.

" Rabbit escape!" 

As the shadows create a large amount of rabbits, Megumi grabs Sukuna by his collar  avoiding him from attacking. Sukuna is surprised. Annoyed too, but he trusts his classmate.

Soon enough, they're hidden away from it's view.

" It can teleport." 

" What?"

" It cursed technique must be some kind of teleportation. And it's range must be huge, considering we can't find Y/N anywhere. We can't exorcise it. We have to capture it." 

-

[ Canon Jujutsu Kaisen Universe ]

" So we're just meant to wait here?"

Takuma is the one asking the question you're all wondering.

Nanami nods.

" Yes. Our job is to exorcise a spirit if he misses it."

" That sounds awfully boring." 

" We could help him. It's a group of special grades right?"

You try your luck. You never know how it will end up after all. That feeling of unease still in your stumic.

Takuma grins at you.

" Ah right, you're from a completely different universe right? You don't need to worry. Our Gojo sensei is the strongest!"

He's beaming, yet you don't share the sentiment.

" That shouldn't mean that he has to carry that burden alone."

Nanami's eyes widen at your words, studying your expression. Nanami has met a lot of people. He's never heard anyone say words like those.

" Is your Gojo the strongest as well?"

You nod.

" Yes. He's quite the same. "

" Ooeh, what about me? Have we met in your universe?"

Takuma can't help himself, curious about where you're from.

" Yeah. We've done a mission together actually. " 

Takuma remains excited, asking you multiple questions about your own universe. You answer them as best as you can. After a moment, it falls silent again.

" Hey Megumi, where's Nobara and Yuuji? I thought they'd be with us."

He shakes his head at your question.

" Yuuji is on Mei's team.-"

His eyes glance towards Nanami subtly, like he wants to add something. He seems to decide against it, continuing.

" And Nobara is with Maki on team Zen'In."

You pout.

" There's a girl team and I'm not even invited?"

" Ah, don't worry Kamo! We're fun too!"

" Besides, you should be glad. They've got Zen'In's old man on the team. Do you have him in your universe?"

You nod.

" I think so. Never spoke to him though."

" You should be glad. He looks down on women. Maki hates him. I'm sure Nobara hates him too by now."

While the three of you had been conversing, Nanami checks his phone, subtly catching all of your attention.

" The transfigured humans who were waiting inside the building are now attacking non-sorcerers. Which is why we're ending standby and moving in." 

Soon enough he's stepping forward, shrugging his shoulders off. He lays his jacket over his arm neatly.

You wonder where he'll leave it.

" We may be acting against orders, but if we wait any longer,  it might be too late."

He sighs.

" This, my other concern is-"

Both Takuma and Megumi take his words right out of his mouth, while you listen patiently.

" The other-"

" The other veil that keeps sorcerers outside, correct?"

Takuma glances at Megumi in surprise, animatedly moving behind the two of them as they converse.

" Why deploy the veil now that Gojo sensei is inside?"

" Either something has happened inside, or they were waiting for this moment as part of their strategy. What I can say for certain is that they wouldn't move without a plan. Y/N and I focus on the enemies who lowered the veil. You two do your best to rescue civilians." 

All three of you nod in understanding.

And soon enough, all three of you enter the veil.

You wonder if the other teams were doing the same.

You're nervous.

You have no choice but to fight the disfigured humans now.

However, just as your team stepped a few ways in-

" Nanamin!"

Was that?-

" Nanamin, are you here?!"

That must be-

" Gojo sensei has been sealed!"

You lock gazes with Megumi, confirming your suspicious. This was, without a doubt, Itadori Yuuji.

Everyone's eyes widen.

" You three, change of plans. "

He turns around.

" We must join forces with Itadori at once. If he has indeed been sealed, it could spell the end for every human in this country."

Yuuji continues calling for Nanami like a child calling for his dad while you make your way over. 

In fact, he doesn't stop even when you're right behind him, until-

" Oi!"

Megumi has to hit him in order to get him out of his his trance.

" Ohh- Fushiguro, Y/N, Nanamin. And... who?"

Eventually, Yuuji ends up explaining what has gone down while the four of you were outside. Or rather- Mechamaru explains.

Apparently he's been carrying him around like an earpiece.

You follow his story, yet you can't help but notice the folded black and white fluff to your left. Wordlessly, you take a few steps towards the cat, and pet it.

It purrs in response. Megumi watches what you're doing, but no one comments on it.

" Geto did it?"

" The thing that's acting as Geto Suguru, to be precise. Shibuya is overrun with curses right now. It's overrun by special grades, weaker curses, and curse users who follow Geto, as well as transfigured humans and civilians. "

" Then attacking through the subway from neighboring stations does make sense. But in order to do that, we need that veil lifted."

" This is an emergency. We'll have to multitask."

You can see Nanami thinking as you get up from where you were petting the cat, which has now run off. Unbeknownst to you, he wanted to keep an eye on you. He couldn't allow you to die, sorcerer or not. This was not your universe. Who knows what would happen to your own if you were to die here. 

However, now that things have gotten more dangerous, he needs to be able to work without distracting himself. Gojo told him about your skills. You were nowhere near weak. You weren't the strongest either. Gojo also commented on Megumi's fondness of you. You'd be safe with your classmates.

" Some requests can only be submitted by a first grade sorcerer. I'll step outside and take care of those with Ijichi. In the mean time, I want you four to do something about the veil that's keeping the sorcerers out.-" 

He informs everyone, while walking past you. Finally, he turns to Takuma. He's seated on the ledge of the building, the cat you had previously been petting now curled into a rice ball next to him, enjoying his attention.

" Kusakabe and honorary first grade Zen'In should be inside the veil as well. If you meet them, please explain the situation  and request for their assistance. Though that shouting earlier might've done the job."

Takuma nods in understanding, his expression serious as he takes in every word. He must look ul to Nanami to react like that.

" And lastly, I'm leaving these three in your care."

And then Nanami is gone. He's disappeared through the door on the rooftop.

Takuma is quiet for a moment.

" Ino?" 

Yuuji checks.

" You guys! Before we start the mission, let me explain how serious the situation is. Starting with the two main issues with losing Gojo sensei. First! The fall of the Gojo clan. The Gojo clan is a one man team of himself. His whims and influences have saved many sorcerers.- Itadori, Kamo, you're one of them, correct?"

You nod.

" That's right!"

Yuuji looks silly as he confirms.

Takuma doesn't appreciate that.

" Take this seriously! All of those people are gonna find themselves in trouble, or worse, executed.-"

You swallow.

Why was the Jujutsu world so mean?

" The second issue is the collapse of the power balance. Those who have remained in the shadows because of Gojo will make their move.- If society is over disarray over the first, and the second will start a war, we will lose. That's how Nanami and I see it. And what do you think happens if we lose?"

Megumi looks nearly bored as he replies.

" At the very least, the age of humans in Japan would be over."

Takuma grins at him, tugging at his beanie/mask.

" I see you get the idea. Let's get going! By the time Nanami gets back, that veil will be destroyed!"

Takuma is visibly motivated, slapping a shoulder of each of you in encouragement as he walks past you.

" Let's save Gojo Satoru!"

-

[ Parallel Jujutsu Kaisen Universe ]

The two of them, were, in fact, not enough.

Sukuna finds himself wishing you were here so you'd summon that pretty blade which was as light as a feather. He could swear the sword you kept with you was simply more powerful than whatever he has in his hands now.

He hisses as he lands on top of a building harshly. From the corner of his eye, he sees Megumi do the same. The spirit was much stronger than they had initially thought. However, both refuse to give up, and soon enough, they're charging against the spirit at the same time.

The plan was originally simple enough. 

Get the Chain of a Thousand Miles wrapped around it, and force it to Jujutsu Tech.

The plan was still running anything but smoothly though.

" Two against one? That's hardly fair." 

It's mocking them though, charging up a white ball and throwing it right at Megumi. Both boys' their eyes widen. It had been physical, close up combat up until now.

It's too quick, and Megumi has no time to avoid. Sukuna throws his Chain his way, and Megumi is close to grasping it- when the white ball hits him

 First, it's a regular explosion at a decent size, nothing that would permanently put Megumi on the sidelines of their battle.

Then a huge soundwave follows, sending both Megumi and Sukuna in opposite directions.

Sukuna is quick to get back on his feet. He doesn't doubt that Megumi is too, unless he had landed harshly into a building. ( In which case he'll have to suck it up and get over it- Sukuna needs him.)

The spirit raises it's brow at him.

" You've got no cursed energy."

Sukuna scoffs, grinning.

" Yet I can still beat your ass." 

The curse grins in response. It opens it's mouth to say something, but Sukuna is done with his shit. Mercilessly, he throws the Chain skillfully his way. The curse had been stupid, probably underestimating him as it had gotten closer.

Now, Sukuna tugs it closer, bringing them face to face with one another.

" Last chance before I hand you to Gojo sensei. Where. Is. Y/N?"

The curse's eyes, which were originally wide, turn into smiling crescents.

" Why don't you find out?"

It's smiling, happy.

Suddenly, a golden ring appears below him. Sukuna's brow furrows.

And then he's falling.

He makes a mistake, holding the end of the Chain in front of him. 

Giving the curse a window to escape.

Of course it does.

And then he's falling again.

Eventually, he hits his face flat to the ground.

" Fuck's sake-" 

As he gets up, he wipes a hand over his nose. It's bleeding. He scoffs in annoyance.

He looks up, studying his surroundings. 

Wait- 

Why was he in Shibuya?

Now more annoyed than before, he huffs, finally getting up and grumbling to himself in annoyance. 

He turns to leave, intending to take the bus back to Jujutsu Tech.

However, he walks straight into...something?

He furrows his brows in confusion, glancing up, he only notices how dark the sky is now.

A veil.

Why was there a veil in Shibuya?

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[epickiya722]

As dark as a story JJK can get, I love there are moments that are funny, some being moments that when you actually think about it, it's funny. Sometimes it would be something so outrageous that you have to laugh.

The MC was already a powerhouse before the plot really kicks off. He is known to be such a powerhouse that some people believed he's the reincarnation of Mirko Cro Cop... WHO IS STILL ALIVE. That is a real person, folks!

The funniest thing Yuji be doing in fights for me is chucking things at people and curses. He has thrown cars, signs, etc.

Sukuna's introduction. This guy is known as the King of Curses and yet, Yuji is the first person of the story to actually humiliate him. He sasses him. "It's my body!" A 15-year-old sasses the King of Curses and even after he learns who he is really, Yuji is not intimidated by him in the slightest. At best, Sukuna annoys him.

Sukuna's outfit of choice in his soul room is a kimono with a bow tied in the back. He's a fashion icon, for real.

Nanami is the one who envisions the Gojo "I'll murder you" scene. He's responsible for that.

Jujutsu Kaisen has became known for jumping. A rather smart decision to do when facing a strong opponent. Like, jump that fool!

Speaking of jumping, Mahito has became a meme. Him getting jumped is pretty much why he set out to kill Yuji and Nanami, when you think about it.

Megumi had to take tame his shikigami to control them, except for the Divine Dogs. That means he had to tame frogs, a horde of rabbits and a damn elephant.

Nobara's weapon of choice? Hammer and nails. She's building houses out of curses with some voodoo thrown in there.

Shoko got her doctor's license by cheating. But she's still good at her job.

Gojo's forehead flicks are strong enough to send someone to Shoko.

Sukuna, during the Fearsome Womb Arc, actually waited for Yuji to switch back with him instead of immediately causing some havoc. The King of Curses, evil incarnate, waited.

One of the upperclassmen is a damn panda that's not really a panda.

Because Inumaki speaks in rice-ball ingredients, conversations with him will be funny.

Geto has an arsenal of squid curses. Where did they come from?!

Geto became a cult leader at 17. The biggest question I have is where the hell did a teenager get monk robes from?!

He was also called mommy by a worm curse. Was that foreshadowing? I don't know!

To think, later, his body is put in a nurse outfit. With lipstick and nails done, too.

Toji really had beef with kids. (Teen Gojo and Geto.) Dude even forgot his own kid's name. And it's probably the most ironic name of the series. MEGUMI'S NAME MEANS "BLESSING".

Yaga looks tough and he is, but this man has a weakness for cute things. Bro makes cute, creepy cursed dolls... I think we should hype Yaga up more.

Toji actually got in a fight with Red Lobster and Miruko's (BNHA) cousins.

Jogo got to live every fan's dream of being close to Gojo and Sukuna. He also got in Choso's face and touched Nanami.

Tengen's gender is "granny" apparently. They're so real for that.

Sukuna's right hand is Uraume and the reason being because they can cook.

Yuji is a fan of Jennifer Lawrence and will introduce himself as such.

Todo really beat Megumi's ass because his type are kind people. And when he was getting his ass beat, Megumi was gonna summon Mahoraga.

When Megumi finally does summon Mahoraga... it's against Haruta, of all fucking people.

Haruta tells Megumi "Fuck you" for that.

Nanako's technique is literally taking pictures. With her cell phone. I know for a fact she runs out of storage fast.

MAPPA be devious with the openings. "Oh, that character died? They're staying in the opening." "Oh, a city was destroyed? Here's a reminder during this fire ass song."

Choso and Todo's "false memories" of Yuji. That is all.

Choso's choice of hairstyle? High spiky ponytails. And it's iconic!

If you pay attention to the Sukuna vs. Mahoraga fight, you can see that Sukuna chucks a piece of the airplane at Mahoraga.

Before the fight really gets crazy, Sukuna comes out of a building with popcorn and soda. Mind you, the district was probably closed and evacuated.

Why did Megumi react like that towards Ozawa? "Oh, it's like that?!"

In dub, Nobara calls Mahito a "bitch".

Panda wants to punch a zebra one day.

Kenjaku is a dad and a mom.

Can't believe Gojo and Geto broke up in front of the KFC.

There's a guy who wears a costume that has him half nude. And he's funny.

Look, there's a lot of things.

[pretty-toru]

Omg imagine kid megumi giving mochi one of his rabbit shikigami for her to pet and play with when she’s feeling sad to make her feel better. He’s not the best with words so he tries to comfort her with his shikigami instead since he knows she likes them so much. Idk how long he’s had a crush on her or has been aware of his crush on her, but when she started to feel better she started to become affectionate with the cute rabbit and cooed about its twitching nose and such. It made him a little flustered because— well he made it. And seeing her happy just made him all warm inside.

Eventually Megumi got jealous of the rabbit. His rabbit shikigami. He released his technique when she started to give it kisses and used the excuse of him not having gotten his technique down just yet. She was none the wiser and believed him and thought that’s why he was so pouty for the rest of the day.

Now he probably has his dogs comfort her or if he really wants her attention he summons a rabbit and places it on her lap. He still gets a little jealous if the rabbit gets more attention then him, but it quickly disappears when she smothers his face with kisses🥰

Kid Megumi being jealous of his own shikigami?? Omg that's such a cute and innocent thing to be jealous over!! I can imagine the subtle frown-pout he makes watching Mochi give the adorable bunny a smooch and another and another when he could only dream about being on the receiving end of it. However long he was or wasn't aware of his growing crush on Mochi, that moment definitely made him slowly start to realize his feelings for her.

I think Megumi never told Mochi about his little jealousy even now that they're together (he's too embarrassed to admit it lol), but it's sweeter knowing that she likes peppering kisses all over his face even when the rabbit is present since it's on her own accord.

[halt-kun]

Hunter x Hunter Chapter 201 - Reunion

HEYLLO

I really need to advance in this liveblog and the golden week gives me some times to do it

Let’s goooo

Chrollo’s nen has been freed it seems

Abengane did a good job, too bad we won’t see this pay off for a while

KNUCKLE

I love him, sooo brash

forgetting the most important details hahaha

Same Killua

NICE FIT THOUGH

look at him

I like the couple that went by him too, nice outfits too

Quite similar to Nobu and Machi’s plan in Yorknew

Yep Knuckle was definitely 100% serious but Shoot took advantage of that and was probably watching

HE STRONK

this profile is intense !!!

I agree with Killua too, you can’t just go in blinds, Morel was definitely having survivor bias I think. 

“WhAt Do YoU mEaN, a LoT mOrE pEoPlE dIeD dOiNg ThAt ThAn SuRvIvEd” ?!?

They’re so cute eating together

I agree with Killua wholeheartedly

Gon has a point too, you need the strength to adapt quickly to your opponents style with little to no data on them

DUMBASS GON 

KNUCKLE STRONK

Killua’s face is priceless

I feel a bit bad looking at Gon though, you can clearly see he’s worried about Kite and wants to help him as fast as possible

BISCUIT’s best fit

I love her so much, probably my favourite character

I like the rabbit thingi too because that’s my chinese zodiac sign, it’s an hare in some countries and a cat in vietnam

It’s also related to the moon so it feels quite esoteric compared to a lot of other asiatic zodiac signs

Also we can all agree rabbit character are sooooo cool usually

Biscuit, Mirko (my hero academia), Megumi’s rabbit escape (jujutsu kaisen), that one girl from bloody roar.

I still don’t know how Palm used her ability to find her knowing the details we get later

Me when I need to get back on tracks, just repeating what I previously did hoping my brain will find the path to the thought back

Yeah Gon, remember that ball game in the hunter exam

Don’t underestimate Knuckle

Thanks Biscuit, put some sense into him

Ken endurance seems so hard to train, the only thing I could compare it to in my mind would be the planck

but those two wouldn’t struggle maintaining the planck for three hours

LEZGOOOOOO

this is going to be brutal

Biscuit, please read something a bit more serious, I bet her fyp would be full of naked men and women on insta

Once again, Killua is better than Gon at something

Like with the enhancement training, ryu, ken, gyo

Definitely always a bit ahead (I definitely mentioned when I liveblogged those parts)

Biscuit, you know positive reinforcement actually helps more than roasting your students ?

Their clothes seem so damp, I feel it from a universe over

HERE HE IS, BEST BOI

DOGGO BOI

sorry i’ve got no brains, just dogs

the way people treat dog sometimes, I wish there were more Knuckle in real life

NICE Biscuit !

Don’t you need to sleep ? How long can you go, like in GI, we never saw her sleep too

not against Binolt, not during the training, not ever

Also can you summon two Cookie chan ? because there are two people here 

Anyway we know she’s more massages, and I WISH we’d see them, because this one is broken already

Definitely top nen ability I’d pick in my life

Why wouldn’t it be free ? Like not free in term of money ? Or like there is a secondary effect ?

Palm being weird

you need to see a therapist, like you are definitely trying to manage it in your own way, but that’s not normal, seek help

like at this level, you need some medicine 

PALM DON’T

The worst part of HxH

is THAT crush if you can consider this a crush

Biscuit is worried about Netero ;_;

GOOD PLAN

very nice

and fuck

rip everyone

IT’S HER BEST GIRL !

Nice chapter, I might do another one or two today, see ya !

[adelheidvonschicksal]

182 Centimeters | Tall!F!Reader x Surprise

A great boon has been bestowed upon Aoi Todo. First, he got to meet Takada in person. Second, he gained a brother. Third, he was able to fight a special grade all in one month.

Is there anything else that could make this trip perfect?

Todo didn't think so until he lays eyes on you, standing in the middle of the hallway with luggage tucked under one arm and the other holding onto a rolling suitcase. He remembers now about Mai mentioning a late edition transfer student who was going to be joining in the school games a little late. He only wishes Mai had warned him about the other thing about you. The fact that you are an amazon in the flesh.

"She has to be 187," Todo thinks upon first seeing you and sizing you up from a respectable distance. "No, she's definitely closer to 185. Definitely, 185," he corrects as he tries to measure you by judging how far your head was away from the top door frame. When he glances down at your feet, he realizes his stupid mistake and smacks himself on the forehead. "I'm such an idiot. I forgot about her shoes." Taking your soles into account, he finally narrows down your height range. You have to be 182cm. An even 6 feet. That makes you taller than even Takada!

Todo's eyes widen upon the realization.

You had half his attraction factor right there; and with his help in training, you would definitely have the second half. He knows plenty of exercises that would make your ass look great and have the rest of your body strong enough to toss any curse. You guys could make training into dates, and dates would lead to the two of you making kissy faces. Aoi can already picture it. Naturally, you'd be admiring him, shirtless and glistening with sweat, unable to take your eyes off him. Then, you'd grow embarrassed when he would call you out on it and try to look away like you were never staring in the first place. Luckily for you, he wouldn't mind if you wanted to look at his chiseled chest a little while longer. Or better yet, touch it. 

Todo isn't sure what he's done to deserve such luck. Perhaps the world is rewarding him for finally breaking his record of 1000 sit-ups in an hour or maybe it's the limited-edition lucky Takada-chan charm that arrived in a mail a week earlier working its magic?

Either way, this might be the best year of his life, Todo decides.

That is until he hears a familiar voice. 

"Hey there! How are you doing?" Yuuji asks loudly as he walks up to your person. Todo should've known. Of course, his brother would sense best girl material walking into the building.

"My name is Yuuji. What's yours?"

"I'm (Name). I'm a new student here. I'm a little lost actually. Could you help me out?"

Even your voice sounds so cute! You were so perfect.

That means Yuuji had no chance with the way he was doing things now. Despite Todo wanting you for himself, he could never leave his brother to make such an embarrassment of himself. If the two of them are to battle for your love, it has to be a fair battle.

"Yeah, the dorms are thi—" Yuuji yelps as he's suddenly tugged away from you and dragged around the nearest corner, leaving you in a confused state where you stood.

"What’s the big idea?" Yuuji asks, breaking free from the grasp that held him.

"I'm trying to save you, brother! What do you think you're doing walking up to a woman like that so casually?" Todo asks.

It takes Yuuji a few seconds to realize that Todo meant you were the woman that couldn't be so casually spoken to since he's fairly sure you're a first-year like him. "I'm pretty sure she's the same age as us, dude."

This is worse than he thought. He's definitely going to have to give Yuuji the rundown on how to properly ask a girl out. "That doesn't matter. She's still a lady that requires finesse if you're going to try to ask her out," Todo says. 

Sadly, they are too busy in their discussion to notice you getting impatient for Yuuji to return or to notice another one of your classmates passing them and heading in your direction. You are just thankful to finally have someone help walk you to your dorm and not ditch you instead.

For the rest of the day, Yuuji is stuck with Todo lecturing in his ear. The first time being at the baseball game against the Kyoto school.

"First, you need to set the mood. And by mood, I mean you need to get her attention on you. Do something to impress her without her knowing you're trying to impress her," Todo instructs as you round home base on long legs, which Todo claims is made for a goddess. You were able to get a score for the team thanks to Fushiguro's sacrifice bunt, and the two of you take a seat in the dugout.

"Shouldn't you be helping your team?" Yuuji asks Todo after seeing him compliment your score. Todo sighs. Obviously, Yuuji needs more lessons. 

Eventually, Yuuji steps up to the plate for his turn. Naturally, he hits a home run. As he rounds home, he sees you applauding loudly. Your eyes perfectly on him. It definitely feels good to have a cute girl's attention, and Yuuji realizes that he did really want to ask you out. He wonders if Todo thinks that's a good way to set the mood.

The next time Todo decides to instruct Yuuji is after they all take their showers and decide to rest up before dinner. "Next, you need to leave a letter under her door. Something to pique her interest and make her want to meet up with you."

Luckily, Yuuji has seen this before in anime. "Right, right. I heard of that actually." He easily drafted a letter and slid it under your dorm door. It sounds like you're talking to someone else on the other side so Yuuji hopes you'll see it in time so the two of you can meet up in fifteen minutes.

"Finally, make sure the place you meet up is scenic," Todo says, nodding his head and closing his eyes to repeat the steps in his head as he follows his brother to the school's courtyard. Impress? Check. Letter? Check. Scenic meet-up place? Check.

It isn't until he feels Yuuji's hand on his shoulder and a quick thanks that Todo realizes his mistake. Yuuji rushes away from him to the other side of the courtyard where you're waiting with the letter in hand. 

"My name is Yuuji. I don't know if you remember me from class."

"Oh, yes, I know! You hit that homerun. It was really great."

Todo stands in shock. 

...He was so busy trying to teach that he actually forgot to pursue you first!

"Really? Thanks! I was just trying to make sure I actually hit it. I wasn't expecting it to go so far." Yuuji laughed. "So, (Name), I was wondering if you wanna go out together?"

Todo could cry. Actually, he already feels the tears coming down his face, but his brother could at least be happy. And if his brother is happy, that's all he needed!

"I'm sorry," you say sweetly. "I only showed up because I didn't want to stand you up, but the truth is I already like someone, and I wouldn't feel comfortable going out with someone when I have a crush on another person."

Todo's ears ring with your words. You already like someone!

"Oh, well, that's too bad, I guess. Thanks for telling me," Yuuji says with a disappointed yet understanding smile while Todo finds the opportunity to scoot in the middle of your conversation.

"Excuse me but your crush wouldn't happen to be on me by any chance?" he asks, hopeful.

You force a smile onto your face and tilt your head. "Sorry...Have we met?" you ask, nervously.

Todo gasps as he feels his world crashing down. Your date. Your marriage. Your kids. All gone, and it’s all black in his memory after that. The next thing he can recall is sitting in the eating area with Itadori. He remembers this heartache once before. "It's just like with Takada-chan..." he mumbles heartbrokenly.

"I told you already. We never went to the same middle school, and you never confessed to Takada," Yuuji grumbles, but Todo knows that Yuuji is only trying to make him feel better. He is so lucky to have such a good brother.

"Who...Who do you think it is anyway?"

Yuuji pauses.

He actually wonders that as well.

Then, they hear your voice ringing through the dining hall. Immediately, both sets of eyes are on you. 

"Fushiguro-kun, I wanted to thank you for helping me get settled into the academy. My mom gave me a buy one, get one free for a sushi place for when I made some friends, so...I was wondering if you wanted to be my plus one?"

Then, Yuuji finally gets it. He had been ignoring the small conversations happening around him the entire time thanks to Todo's interruptions.

The Hall.

"Excuse me. I'm looking for the dorms. Gojo-sensei was supposed to show me, but he got sidetracked so I've been sort of left on my own."

"Of course, he did. Geeze, that guy." Megumi sighs. "You can follow me. I'll show you where some empty rooms near the other girls are."

"Thank you so much! I'm (Name) by the way."

"Fushiguro," he states plainly and simply as you struggle behind him with your luggage. "Is that stuff heavy? Want me to help you carry it?"

”Yes. My arms got numb while I was waiting. Thank you so much!”

The Game.

"Out!" Gojo says. Fushiguro rounds first base to head back to the dugout, but you at least made it home to score. You head to the dugout as well.

"That's too bad, Fushiguro. You'll get it next time," you say, sitting next to him.

"As long as Kugisaki made it to second and you made it home then it's fine. I'm not really too hyped up on winning anyway."

”Oh. I was really looking forward to seeing you get one.”

”Too bad. Guess you’ll have to wait,” and by “wait” Megumi had meant probably not ever but you laughed anyway even though you had got what he meant. 

”I don’t mind waiting.”

The Dorms.

"Kugisaki-san said you could summon different shikigami animals."

"That's true."

"Would you mind showing me sometime? I love animals."

"What is your favorite?"

"I really like rabbits. Are you able to summon those?"

"Not at the moment, but I’ll show you when I learn it. How do you feel about dogs instead?"

”That cute dog was yours? That’s amazing.”

And now.

"Yeah, sure. I wasn't really in the mood for anything at school anyway," Fushiguro agrees, and your face lights up with a glow that could rival sunshine. Yuuji thinks if he squints he can see the anime hearts starting to dance over your head but Fushiguro didn't seem to mind.

Itadori could almost laugh. That's a new record in anyone ever befriending Fushiguro. The two of you must have hit it off really well. Yuuji smiles. In that case, he couldn't be upset. That must mean fate has something in store for you guys, and he didn't want to get in the way. "I guess girls really do like that cool, quiet type."

Meanwhile, Todo is crying in defeat. How could a woman like you like Fushiguro? 

"He's so boring though..."

[violettelueur]

— FUSHIGURO MEGUMI + INUMAKI TOGE || THEIR S/O TURNING INTO BABIES/TODDLERS

↳ featuring : fushiguro megumi + inumaki toge from jujutsu kaisen

↳ warnings : grammar issues

↳ form : headcanons

↳ published : 16 february

↳ pronouns : mainly for she/her 

↳ request : How will inumaki , yuta( if you write for him ) andfushiguro react to their female turning into a child because of a cure or something and being afraid of themI really need fluff after chapter 137

↳ barista’s notes : let me admit, i went a little off the rails with this one ʕ ㅇ ᴥ ㅇʔ but that’s okay! other than that, i hope you enjoy your cup of classic black coffee (jujutsu kaisen request!) and you are welcomed back any time soon ʕ•ᴥ•ʔﾉ♡

When Fushiguro found you in a child form, it was probably when he woke up to find a random child sleeping next to him - which he sure you were - before sitting up in surprise at the discovery.

You’ll probably wake up to the sudden movement and to find an erratic-haired boy looking down at you with widened eyes is pretty scary to any child and you’ll probably hide behind the blankets as protection.

He will text Itadori and Kugisaki to come to his room and once they arrived, they are shocked as Fushiguro is but the weird thing is, you seem to be more open with them than you are with your boyfriend - it’s Itadori’s smile, I know it is.

You will let both of them carry you but once they make you turn to face Fushiguro, you just hide your face in the crook of their necks or hide behind their legs with pending tears in your eyes - lowkey, Fushiguro is hurt.

Itadori will mention Fushiguro to relax his facial expression and be more gentle but that somehow is gonna be a long lesson.

Kugisaki will dress you up in the cutest outfits and spin you around in glee at how adorable you look to her - you are basically her doll.

They probably remember you getting hit with something during last night's mission but it seemed to do no damage to you, so you all left it alone until now - Ieiri probably said it will last for like a day or so.

Gojo will find you the most adorable and will hold you the most out of all the first-year (Nanami will take you away from him) and he finds it really hilarious that you are scared of Fushiguro.

Fushiguro will summon his divine dogs or rabbits to make you come closer to him and they love your new form since they recognise your scent and you just look adorable to them - they will let you cuddle when with all your heart's content.

It is when Fushiguro kneels down to your height and holds his hand out flat, he tries to get close to you (since you are occupied with the dogs/rabbits) - you know when an owner asks his dog for its paw…..yeah….

Itadori and Kugisaki will complain about his technique and mention to him that you are not a dog but when you cutely place your hand on top of his after some hesitation, suddenly your fear of him disappears and your attention is just on him.

When you look up to see his green eyes, you will mention how pretty they are and you’ll want him to carry you so you can get a closer look at them.

“Pwetty Mimi!” you stated (hands are probably on his cheeks) when Fushiguro finally carried you in his arms and he will start to blush profusely before you wrap your arms around his neck in complete happiness - wow...he’s not so scary now is he? 

You are quite affectionate as a child and will probably hold him really tight, lay your head on his shoulders, play with his hair in fascination and probably stare at his face.

After that you will refuse anyone else to carry you, even Maki tried and you were adamant that Fushiguro was the only one that could hold you - he is prideful of this but won’t express it.

When 24 hours go by and you wake up in your original form, expect Fushiguro to ask you if you want children in the future or something about waiting until you are both 30 to have them - Itadori, Kugisaki and Gojo will show you the many pictures and videos they have taken and will show you many videos of you being scared of Fushiguro to tease him.

Just like Fushiguro, when Inumaki wakes up to a random child on his bed, he will be extremely surprised but will probably fall down from his bed in shock.

When he gets up and takes a proper look at the child, he realises that it is you but now you are awake and looking at him with widened and teary eyes - a guy with weird symbols on his mouth is quite scary in my opinion.

The best person for Inumaki to call is Maki since he is worried that you will find a huge panda - who is a cursed doll - scary.

So when Maki arrives and sees a smaller version of you, she will instantly look at you with a soft look before carrying you in her arms - you seem to take a quite liking to her as you show her a bright small.

This little interaction between you and Maki makes Inumaki a little jealous since you are his significant other.

Inumaki and Maki will take you to Ieiri only to remember that you were hit with a technique with no damage, so they assumed that was the cause for your change - Ieiri will tell everyone that the change is temporary and that in 24 hours, you’ll be back to normal.

When you meet Panda, you have the same reaction as you did with Maki - much to Inumaki’s surprise - and he would carry you on his shoulders since that’s what kids love.

Panda is the type to throw you into the sky before catching you, causing you to giggle loudly and it is quite fun for you since you are high in the air and all that.

When the first-years meet you, they are really shouted to see their strong sorcerer of a senior to be a form of a small child but find you really adorable, you also made Fushiguro smile which caused Maki to be surprised.

Probably when you weren’t scared of Inumaki anymore was when he caught you after Panda threw you too high into the sky and you saw him as your hero - Maki will scream at Panda for his carelessness.

After that, you were struck right by Inumaki’s side and he found that really adorable since you were now so small and just plainly adorable - you really love gently patting your small hands on his marks that he has with concentrated glassy eyes. 

You really like being carried on his shoulder since - you wanna see the whole world~ - and it’s weirdly comfortable to lay your head on top of his head when you feel like it.

His hair is really soft just like a pillow.

When the adults see you, Gojo will take many pictures and give you candy while Nanami will try to stop his senior since he doesn’t want his behaviour to influence you.

Inumaki will probably love taking some pictures of you especially when you are eating something like an onigiri - you will also find it confusing why he says what he says before just leaving it and calling him ‘weird’

When the 24 hours are up, Inumaki will probably explain everything to you before Maki and Panda rush in to make sure you are back to normal - they will ask you to pull you a photo album with your baby pictures since they really want to know what you looked like as a child (they want to know if you would look the same as you did before). Inumaki will ask if you want children and when you want them since he really thinks your children would look really adorable.

© violettelueur 2021 : written and published by violettelueur - do not steal or repost

[sawamura-daichis-thighs]

initially posted on Twitter for @itafushiweek2022 but I thought I'd share here too! prompt: shikigami

“I just think it’s rude,” Yuuji complains, quite justifiably in his opinion. Above him, Megumi flops back against his bed and huffs into his hands, finally giving up on the book he’s been trying to read as he ignores Yuuji’s pleas. It seems he might finally be on the edge of surrender though, so Yuuji decides one more push should do the trick.

“You’re ridiculous,” Megumi mumbles for the umpteenth time; Yuuji’s actually pretty impressed that he’s refused this long. It’s not an uncommon debate between them. He wonders why he’s being so stubborn all of the sudden.

“You’re the ridiculous one! Unlimited access to cuddles with cute animals whenever you want but you refuse to summon them unless it’s for work.” He tips his head back from his seat on the floor to pout up at him, though it’s futile seeing as Megumi’s resolutely refusing to meet his gaze. “You know what they say about all work and no play.”

“My shikigami are not pets,” he argues weakly, chancing a look at Yuuji from between his fingers which he appears to immediately regret if the long, drawn out groan he muffles against his palms is anything to go by. Yuuji grins, triumphant; he knew his puppy eyes would sway his boyfriend eventually, he just needed to make eye contact.

“You’re spoiling them,” he grumbles even as he creates the sign for Divine Dog. Yuuji cheers, wrapping his arms around the dog’s neck as it crawls out from under the bed to lay in his lap, tail thumping happily against the floor. A few rabbits appear next, hopping out from the partially-closed closet to settle against Yuuji’s available thigh. He coos at them, running his fingers through their soft fur.

It’s Megumi’s turn to pout (though he’d never admit that’s what it is). Despite his earlier declarations, he flips onto his stomach to reach over the side of the bed so he can ruffle the fur atop Divine Dog’s head. “I’m starting to think you’re only dating me to get to them.”

“Aww, don’t be jealous! I still love you best.” To prove it, Yuuji drops a chaste kiss against the edge of Megumi’s jaw, beaming at the rush of pink that blooms over his cheeks like watercolor.

There’s a comfortable silence for a moment as Megumi tries to regain his composure while Yuuji showers the shikigami with endless pats and scratches. He makes a disappointed noise in his throat when they begin to fade back into shadow after only a few minutes.

Before he can complain, Megumi demands, “Prove it then.”

Brows furrowed with confusion, he questions, “Prove what?”

“That you love me best.”

Laughter bubbles up in his chest at the petulant tone; so he 𝘸𝘢𝘴 jealous. Delighted, Yuuji gets to his knees and turns around to face Megumi, who’s lying on his back again with his head hanging over the side of the mattress, gaze haughty and expectant.

It’s only fair, he supposes. So, cupping Megumi’s face between his hands, Yuuji obediently leans in to murmur against his smiling lips, “If you insist.”

[shesinmy]

how do you think would the jjk characters comfort reader after a stressful day?

JJK COMFORTING S/O AFTER A STRESSFUL DAY

1. Gojo Satoru: without a doubt he brings sweets. He brings your favorite ones and his favorites ones too, cause he's not going to watch you eat and not have any. He also prepares you a bath. He comes in with you and wash your hair giving your scalp a massage. "Feeling better, Mochimochi?".

2. Nanami Kento: he prepares a dinner with your favorite and as much whine as you want. Then he sits with you on the couch and give you a foot massage while he asks how was your day and what made you so stressed. Remember, if it's Gojo's fault, this man is going to get angry.

3. Itadori Yuji: his so amazing and comforting bear hug comes first. You feel so secure and warm that your stress naturally leaves your body. Then his smile. Such a beautiful and sincere one. Is impossible to be tense around this fluffy. He also watches movies with you letting you pick them.

4. Fushiguro Megumi: he puts you on the couch and passes his arm around your shoulder giving you a kiss on the top of your head. Later he summon his dogs and rabbits so you can squeeze and play with them while Megumi finds your favorite snacks.

5. Kugisaki Nobara: she gives you a hot kiss on your lips and then starts asking about your day. She lets you vent about anything that you want to and she joins you cursing whoever made your day that bad. She gets as angry as you.

6. Inumaki Toge: he pulls you in a soft hug and snuggles you to your bed so he can smooth you into a nap. He doesn't leave your side the whole time giving you sweet kisses on your forehead and some pokes on your cheeks because he can't resist.

7. Okkotsu Yuta: he's already waiting with your favorite drink prepared for you and he listens attentively to everything you want to say. Then he puts you on his lap and starts massaging your scalp while he caress you hair. That puts you on to sleep and he stays there continuing with his tender.

They're all so cute. Thank you so much, I really loved it. Hope you like it too.

[roscgcld]

HEADCANONS + FUSHIGURO MEGUMI || ‘trashcan’ boyfriend

request: HELLO!! Hope ur having a wonderful day!!! i really love ur writing! i've been rereading it everyday to get my daily serotonin💕. So Is it okay if i request a hc of megumi being a boyfriend trash can, like his s/o can't finish an apple and megumi just eat it without even saying anything when they hand it to him. and he got teased cuz he did it in front of the other student or satoru.

note: honestly, this idea is super cute cx the idea of megumi having a huge appetite is honestly so canon for me lol. and i can definitely see this happening; and i bet you half the time he doesn’t even know that it’s half eaten since he’ll be busy doing something like going on his phone or smth like that lmao. aaaaa, i love him so much >< 

pronouns: them/they

if there is one thing that you have an issue with, it would be the fact that you cannot seem to finish whatever it is that is on your plate

whether it is noodles, rice, or even fries - you can never seem to finish any of the regular portions that is served in restaurants

ordering from the kids menu will not work since you’d get hungry after awhile, yet ordering normal portion meals makes it hard for you to finish your meal 

this is where your beloved boyfriend megumi always comes in handy 

there is no denying that both him and yuji have massive, and i mean massive appetites - you have seen yuji eating 2 big macs and 2 large fries in one sitting before, and still had space for ice cream either

and even though your boyfriend is not that extreme, he still manage to eat a big mac and an extra cheese burger after your most recent mission with him 

because of this, you tend to sneak your food to your boyfriend’s plate; or megumi will just nudge you and asked if you wanted to continue eating whatever it is on your plate when he notice you started to pick at your food

the reason he does this is one, so gojo does not have any reason to tease the absolute shit out of you; since he loves to find any sort of reason to poke fun at his students. 

and two, nowadays stores charge for takeaway boxes to reduce the waste from one time use plastics, and who honestly wants to pay extra for leftovers?

so he always eats the leftover food on your plate without hesitation; this happened even before you two became a couple. it was just something he always does whenever you two are out together

surprisingly enough, no one has actually caught you two doing this before - they just sort of assume that you were like everyone else, maybe eating smaller portions than average, but you still finish most of the food on your plate

think the first person who really catches you doing your little routine would be nobara - because let’s be honest here. who can really hide a secret from nobara for long?

she first noticed your little ‘routine’ with megumi after you three had completed your mission at megumi’s old school - where nobara had demanded and whined for express sushi 

and since akari knew that if she does not feed your group, you’re going to be whining all the way back to campus about the hunger; so she brought you to the sushi place that you four went to with gojo after meeting nobara for the first time 

because of yuji and huge ass stomach, he obviously ordered a huge quantity of food. so it is a given that everyone is supposed to help out with finishing the rest of the sushi 

soon the food arrived, and soon everyone started to tuck into the food - all of you definitely in higher spirits with everything that had happened as you started to destroy the food before you

you were doing pretty well, having ordered some ramen with a side of tempura, and had managed to finish about a quarter of the bowl of ramen before you gently nudge megumi, giving him your puppy eyes once he turns away from his plate of food 

he just finishes his bite of sashimi before he wordlessly took your bowl to eat the noodles, to which you perked up before you lean over to kiss the corner of his lips, causing him to blush as he continues to eat your food

whilst you two were in your own bubble, you two had no idea that nobara was watching the entire thing. but instead of teasing them, she actually finds the entire thing super cute, so she just smiles softly into her bowl of food as she turned away from you two

the next time it happened in front of people, was unfortunately when you all were chilling in the rec room after a long day of classes

you were curled up against your boyfriend’s chest, scrolling through your phone with your back to his chest whilst he had one of his books held in one hand, reading over it quietly

gojo, who had decided to join the four of you, was scrolling through his phone, soft music playing from the Bluetooth speaker on the table as nobara and yuji played some random game on their switch

you were nibbling on an apple whilst scrolling through your phone, and had taken another bite from the apple when you made a soft face at the feeling of suddenly being too full to take another bite

so without missing a beat you shifted before you gently held up the apple to your boyfriend expectedly; who didn’t take his eyes away from his book as he wordlessly took the apple and took a bite from it 

unfortunately for you two gojo had looked up just in time to see megumi casually grabbing your half eaten apple and finishing it without another comment, his crystalline blue eyes blinking behind his sunglasses before he grins and pushes himself up from his lounging position

“i didn’t know you two were that close, megumi-chan~”

megumi, as if suddenly remembering the others in the room, freezes in shock as his face heats up immediately, his horrified eyes snapping away from his book to face his grinning teacher’s gaze

without missing a beat megumi hurled the apple core at gojo, who just laughs at how red his student’s face is as he buried his burning face into the side of your neck whilst the apple core hovered before gojo before it fell onto the ground

you just giggle and put your phone down, reaching back to gently run your fingers through megumi’s hair whilst you gave your sensei an amused look, not even surprised that he was going to make fun of your boyfriend

“leave him alone - he offer to eat my food because i can never finish it.” you tried to reason, to which gojo just gasps before he sat up a little, his eyes clearly widening in clear delight at the new information.

“you’re telling me this happens often?!”

it got to the point where nobara had tossed a pillow at her teacher for being too loud, scowling over at him in annoyance over her switch console while berating him for making such a big deal over something so small 

“honestly you make it sound like fushiguro into some kinky shit. it’s food - i make yuji eat my food when i can’t finish it.” 

before gojo can make some cheeky response, megumi had enough and summoned his rabbits, sending them to smother their teacher on the couch with a scowl

you just rolled your eyes fondly, ignoring gojo’s loud cries for help underneath the heap of shikigami rabbits as you turn in your boyfriend’s arms; resting on your front against his chest as he gave you an embarrassed look

“don’t mind him - you’re still my cute boyfriend.” you just giggled and tossed your arms around his neck, him dropping his book onto the couch before he wrapped his arms around you tightly as you pepper his red faces in kisses

and you can’t help but find him so cute as you smother him in love, non of you really rushing to help your sensei underneath megumi’s mountain of rabbits

he’ll survive - he is the strongest sorcerer, as he loves to claim after all

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[hoseokslefteyebrow]

The Anomaly || JJK

Chapter 21: Southern Cross

summary : In which you're isekai'd from your (own) parallel Jujutsu Kaisen universe to the canon universe.

wordcount : 1.4k

Pairing: Jujutsu Kaisen X Reader, your Sukuna X Reader, Megumi X reader

Masterlist | Next

Manga spoilers: chapters 156/157

Acrux?

Megumi studies the star shaped mark on his bunny shikigami, evidently confused.

He glances at the door.

Gacrux?

" Watch out!" 

Megumi glances up just in time to see you getting launched at him. His eyes widen, arms opening up just in time to properly catch you. Immediately, his eyes are drawn to your hand.

Also Acrux.

" Sorry-"

" No, I don't think this was a coincidence. Stay close to me."

You blink at him, before blinking at the mark on your hand.

At once, he releases rabbit escape which he had previously summoned.

" Panda! What do you think of my rabbit escape?"

Megumi takes a step closer as he calls out to your older classmate, automatically pulling you with him for some reason. He glances at you shortly, wrapping an arm around your waist to keep your side pressed to his. You blink, not exactly catching onto what's happening just yet.

" It was sooo cute! Second only to me!"

Annoyance takes over Megumi's features.

" I'm asking about what they could and couldn't get closer to!"

" Oh. They were able to approach me and the second floor!, But couldn't get to Kirara or the door to the monitoring room!"

" Is there a star mark and a name somewhere on your body?"

" Eh?!" 

Indeed, on Panda's butt, was another star with a name.

" Imai? It says Imai!"

Panda calls as he reads his mark.

Megumi searched himself for a good second too, raising his shirt go reveal a very toned stomach and another star with a name. Acrux, just like you.

Your eyes widen in realization.

" It must be based on a constellation. "

Megumi nods.

" Panda! This cursed technique is based on a constellation! This one is based on 'The Southern Cross'."

Based on Kirara's face, Megumi must be correct.

" Megumii, Y/NN! I don't understand!"

" Panda, the southern cross has 4 stars, right?"

" Well, yeah, since it's a cross."

" I initially thought that Kirara's technique assigned a star from the southern cross to each target, and forces them to stay at a certain distance from each other. But Kirara is able to approach the door, Y/N is glued to me, and we're able to approach each other. Which is why I think that this is more like a board game that decides a route. And that each star has an order to which they can approach each other. And the same stars can stick together."

" Shouldn't the user be unaffected by their cursed technique?"

You shrug

" Usually, yeah. But Kirara was also forced to stay away from devine dog."

" Maybe it just makes our stars repel the stars of Kirara and the door."

" If that's the case, then why hasn't Kirara run into the monitoring room?"

" Oh, right- It's game over for us if she sticks to the door from the inside."

" For now, Kirara is on guard to make sure we don't break whatever condition it is that would allow us to break into the monitor room unnoticed by her."

Your eyes widen.

" Doesn't that mean that there's at least 5 stars?"

Megumi nods.

" What if there's a sixth or a seventh? "

" Let's just hope that's not the case."

The conversation is cut short as Kirara joins the scene, somewhere seemingly having found a car and plowing it straight at the three of you.

" Panda!"

" I've got it!-"

" Don't throw it! It's marked with the same star as the one on your body. -"

" -If you throw it it'll either come back to you or you'll be pulled to it!"

" Megumi, over there!" 

At one of the random ledges of the roof, is indeed a different star. The one you were looking for.

Everything seems to happen at once. The two of you head to the star, Kirara sends a bunch of stuff at you, and while Megumi reaches the 5th star of her technique, you manage to wrap a steady stream of water around Kirara, and pull yourself towards her.

Megumi suppresses his cursed energy by a level for a moment, getting him pulled towards you this time, and wrapping Kirara in a headlock.

Finally, Kirara is on the floor, Megumi holding her arm behind her back.

" Listen to what we have to say."

Kirara looks rather annoyed that Megumi's plan had worked.

" Did you really plan this all out? Surely you didn't know that I cannot mark water with my technique. Or that you would be pulled towards her."

" Originally, it was by chance. But I realized that the one with lesser cursed energy gets pulled towards the one with more cursed energy."

Kirara's eyes widen, before she grumbles.

" I can't believe you're a first year. You're not so cute."

Finally, Megumi lets her go, opting for another approach. He bows respectfully, all the way to the ground.

" Please, listen to what we have to say."

Kirara glances over him and you, before sighing.

" Fine.-"

In that exact second, Yuuji is launched through the door you guys were stalling, Sukuna followed soon after. 

Hakari looks angry as he follows them out.

" Megumi, Panda, Y/N, you guys stay out of this. Su- Woozi, leave this to me."

Sukuna scoffs in annoyance, but steps back.

 Hakari grins.

" You're underestimating me."

And then he throws a punch straight at Yuuji. Everyone's eyes widen. Sukuna's do too, before they narrow.

" Yuuji-"

" The fuck are you doing?-"

Hakari visibly gains interest as he shoves Yuuji, only for him to remain standing.

He raises a brow.

" Interesting. I'll listen to what you have to say... For as long as you remain standing."

Kirara leans over the railway where you're all stood.

" Kin, these kids want your help! Listen to what they have to say!" 

Hakari huffs.

" I just said I'll listen."

Kirara blinks.

" Oh. Then it's all good.. I guess..?"

" Hey Itadori, why me? This is the first time we've met, is it not?"

" Because my upperclassman said you're strong-"

" That's what I thought."

Hakari launches a punch in Yuuji's face as he speaks.

" When a sorcerer asks for help, it's basically asking 'please risk your life with me'! You need to convey a fever worthy of making me risk my life. Right here, right now! But instead of that, you came here because you were told to?! What the hell is old Yaga doing?! He's supposed to weed out wusses like you!"

" I don't have a fever.-"

" Huh?"

"-I'm a cog. A cog, for sorcerers to continue exorcising curses."

" Hey, hey, hey, you serious? That's so boring!"

Hakari pulls his fist back, and Megumi's eyes widen.

" Yuuji! That's enough!"

The punch never arrives. A steady stream of water is clasped around his wrist. You jump over the railing, approaching Hakari, your eyes narrowed in a sharp glare.

" Who the hell are you? And what the hell is this technique?!" 

Hakari is evidently taken by surprise as he struggling against the steady stream of water.

" My name is Kamo Y/N. This is pointless. If you're afraid to fight for real, pretend this stupid club is worth your time, then so be it.-"

You bend the water back in your water skin.

" If you're looking for a real fight however, come with us. You have nothing better to do anyway." 

You cross your arms over one another, glaring at him. Yuuji's eyes widen.

" Y/N.-"

" Yuuji, shut up."

Sukuna walks over, grinning as he slings an arm around your shoulder.

Hakari grins, scoffing.

" You have guts.-"

He glances up to where Megumi, Panda and Kirara are stood.

" Come down. We can make a deal."

Megumi's eyes widen, as does Panda's. 

" Did she just...?"

" Uhm, yeah..? The problem's solved...? We convinced him...? "

Kirara hums at Megumi's puzzled words.

" Yep."

" Thank you?"

" No problem. Kinji doesn't like the higher ups. But his-"

She nods at you, under Sukuna's arm.

" -girl really got his fever going."

Megumi coughs.

His girl. Sukuna's girl. As if. Tch.

" She's not his girl. They're just friends."

Kirara raises an interested brow at Megumi.

" Your girl?"

Megumi blushes, not answering her as he jumps over the railing.

[ A/N: This was all so confusing in the manga holy shat-. Also, happy new year : ]

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