#megumi is a lil bean

[siriuslysatorusimping]

a very happy birthday to Rinko's OG lil BEAN

this is the face he makes when he asks her to take him to the market in Kyoto 🥹

[that-one-xachster]

Megumi x Childhood Bestie!Reader Hcs part two

ok I'm continuing this lmfao

so lets get to the part after go/joe kidnaps itadori

and you're just chilling with megumi in his room questioning all life choices

and he's questioning life itself

"crabs probably think fish can fly"

"...what did you eat today"

"tuna mayo"

"istg if you pull the Inumaki crap-"

"bean bags are boneless sofas"

"wHaT"

"...I want a beanbag."

*audibly sighs*

so yeah very fun

and you have a sleepover with him bc like

why not

and drama

so let's say todays that very special once in a lifetime day that you fall asleep INSTANTLY

and like just boom "I'm tired" you're knocked out

and megumi's just there like "gurl??"

my bro is absolutely done cause you're like taking up most of his bed

and personal space

give the man a break 😔✋

so he tries shoving you a lil to the side

keyword: tries

but you're a stubborn person so you don't budge

also you're gripping the bed for dear life in your sLEEP-

you haven't grown out of it lmao

megumi pulls his iconic face and is just

absolutely done at this point

so-

he's known you since childhood anyway right

and you're asleep right

right

so you won't mind if he just plops on top of you and cuddle-spoons you while your sleeping to create space right 😊

just to create space

you don't mind even when you're awake but megumi doesn't know that-

so yes he lies on top of you- wraps an arm around your waist- and spoons you while he falls asleep-

im giggling squealing kicking my feet writing this don't mind me

so yes he's still spooning you while you're asleep-

and in the morning he wakes up first ehe-

bc sleep = none or sleep = all

"all's well thats well for me"

iykyk

but you're still sleeping

and its like 7:30 am

its too early for this shit

so he just stays in bed cuddling you

and boom half an hour later you wake up

but you pretend to be sleeping heh

why

plot

so you two are technically cuddling rn and then my bro realizes that your awake-

and hes like

"oh good morning"

yeah we're totally gonna gaslight

"good morning to you too"

we're gonna keep up the gaslighting

so you turn around and you're facing megumi and you're like what time is it he's like 8:30 am or sum

so you both get up bleh the boring stuff

AND THIS IS THE MOMENT WHERE ITADORI IS GETTING SHOWN HIS ROOM SO-

YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING

so then megumi walks out of the room but you're still inside cause why not

and then itadori and megumi have some bro talk and you just pop up behind megumi-

itadori sHRIEKS

gojos like 'did u two have a sleepover 😼'

and megumi ofc is like 'why do you care'

and itadori goes-

GASPPP ARE YOU TWO DATING???

the way your faces heat up so fast

FACES

WITH AN S

PLURAL

MEGUMI'S BLUSHING TOO

and hes like 'what the f no i'm not dating this idiot here'

you're like 'i wish 😔'

tHE WAY HE BLUSHES HARDER

no this does not go unnoticed by gojo and he whips out his phone faster than lightning mcqueen and bombards him with pictures

'smile for the camera megumi~'

'boy if you don't shut your skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and Y chromosome hormone friend zone Sylvester Stallone Sierra loan autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass up-'

yes I had to

anyway y'all gotta go pick up the other first year aka nobara

and you're like

"OOH OOH GOJO SENSEI BOY OR GIRL"

"hehe you'll see"

so you make all of them speed to wherever the hell yer picking her up

idt I mentioned you slept in the car and your head was on megumis shoulder eheh

itadori kept teasing him and won't let him live it down fr

so yk nobara and her iconic scene

you have no shame

and you drink your respect women juice

im trying to make this gender neutral 😭

you see the uniform and you're cheering her on so much like

"WOO YEAHHH- PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE YOU GO GIRL-"

and shes like tf is this crazy bish doing

but you're just really excited to have another person in the group cause being around the same uh 7-8 people can get boring

so you meet her and you're pretty excited

"be glad boys, you're getting another girl in the group."

now that drops your opinion

so you have a smol idea

to uh

you whisper something in her ear and the wAY HER EXPRESSION DROPS

guess what you said <3 bc ik ofc I wanna see what y'all think

anyhoo so then shes like WHAT THE HELL and drops it

and boom you pull your feminine/masculine/nonbinary wiles and she's now your bestie

and gojo says we're going sOmEwHeRe

and nobara and itadori get so excited

yk the EJWRHTKWJEHTAUIETHR and the hugging gojo

you're standing next to megumi though cause you know whats coming

the way their face drops when y'all go to that messed up school- was it a school?

anyway yuji and nobara go in and you're outside with megumi and gojo

y'all are sitting down nearby

you're tired af with this shit so you just plop your head down in megumi's lap and no questions he just lets you

<3

and hes running his fingers through your HAIRRRRR

*screaming*

so you have some lovey-dovey time and gojo sneaks a picture cause he low-key ships you two

and after the two come out y'all just walk back very nice day

okay moving on from the boring stuff he goes back to his dorm

is developing a crush ehe

so hes just lying in bed thinking like

WHY TF AM I FEELING THIS WAY OVER THAT IDIOT RAHHHH

poor guys conflicted

but good for you hehe

sigh I'm tired ill write a part 3 later lmao

[skeletorrito]

fun lil itafushi fic I started

very very rough draft (also trigger warning for the f slur)

let me know what you think!

“Fushiguro…” Yuji starts with a mouth full of mochi. “What kind of girls are you into?” 

“I’m not-” Megumi blurts out, unthinking, but manages to cut himself off. He corrects, “I’m not having this conversation with you.” He shoves another mochi in his mouth, slumping down further into his bed. 

Yuji makes frequent, unannounced visits every time he’s injured on missions (which is, admittedly, more often than he’d like). Megumi didn’t have much of a chance refusing, either, because Yuji doesn’t take no for an answer. He always brings snacks or a gift with him each time, which Megumi thinks is… kinda nice (though he’d never admit it). This time, he brought red bean mochi to share. 

“Aww, c’mon, why not? We’re bros, right?” Yuji urges.

“Are we?” Megumi snips in response. 

“Of course we are! I love you, bro!” Yuji exclaims innocently, and Megumi nearly chokes on his snack. 

“Please don’t say that ever again…” he grumbles in response, flushing slightly and fixing his gaze on the floor. 

Yuji ignores him and continues to think aloud, “Maybe you’re into tall girls like me? Like Jennifer Lawrence, ooh, or that one rapper, what’s her name… umm… Megan Thee Stallion, yeah!” Yuji leans back in his chair with an easy grin, arms folded behind his head. “She’s so hot. Her ass always looks insane.” 

Megumi’s expression is flat as he listens to Yuji ramble. “I’m going back to bed, Itadori.”  

“Aww, Fushiguro, don’t be like that! You’ve gotta have a type!” Yuji continues to ignore Megumi’s attempts to shut the conversation down. Even though Megumi is already laying back in bed with the covers tucked under his chin, Yuji presses, “You talk to Maki a lot. Is she your type?”

“Maki’s my distant relative, you idiot,” Megumi spits immediately, crinkling his nose. “Leave me alone, I’m tired of talking about this weird shit. Go call Aoi if you wanna keep objectifying women like this.” 

Yuji sighs disappointedly. “I already know what he’s gonna say, there’s nothing to talk about.” He pops another mochi in his mouth, mumbling, “Man, you’re acting like you’re not even interested in girls…” 

Megumi stays silent for a little too long. Yuji curiously leans down to meet his eyes. 

“Fushiguro, you are into girls, aren’t you?” 

Megumi flips over, his face growing hot. “Get out.” 

“Wait- Are you… into guys?” Yuji’s voice is dripping with amusement and shock. 

Megumi covers his face with his comforter, hoping to avoid Yuji noticing the creeping flush on his cheeks. “I said get out, Itadori!” He yells from under the covers, taking a pillow and throwing it at him. 

He might just die on the next mission on purpose.

Yuji laughs as the pillow hits his chest. He palms his forehead. “Oh my god! That makes so much sense! Fushiguro, why didn’t you tell me!? Well, I mean, I can guess why you wouldn’t… but don’t worry! Your secret’s safe with me!” 

Megumi doesn’t respond. His fists are clenched so tightly that his fingernails are biting into his palms.

“Alright, I get it, I’ll let you rest. But just so you know, it doesn’t matter to me what you’re into, I’ll still be your friend regardless,” Yuji adds sincerely, grinning at the lump of covers on the bed. Megumi peeks at him as he leaves, groaning and shoving his face into his pillow. 

He’s not going to let this go, is he? 

He most certainly is not about to let this go. As the week progresses, Yuji’s thoughts are consumed by Megumi’s silent confession. He’s never had a gay friend before (that he knew of, at least) and, while he knows it shouldn’t make a difference, he just can’t stop thinking about the fact that Megumi is attracted to men. Yuji finds himself burning with personal, prying questions that he knows he can’t ask. But he’s dying to know. 

He restrains himself for about three whole days. 

And then, on the fourth day, his impulsiveness gets the better of him. 

Yuji spots Megumi on a bench, alone, near the garden. He scrolls on his phone as he eats a rice ball. 

“Yo, Fushiguro!” Yuji calls out and takes up a seat next to him. “Feeling better?” 

Megumi shifts his attention briefly from his phone, emerald eyes flicking up momentarily. “Yeah, a little, thanks.” 

“Good, great. I’m glad to hear it.” 

Megumi can tell that Yuji is antsy about something by the way he’s fidgeting with his hood. He sighs, shoving his phone in his pocket. “What is it?” He asks with mild annoyance. 

“Huh?”

“I know you want to say something, Itadori, so just say it.”

Yuji opens the floodgates, his brain moving faster than his mouth, “Okay, yeah, you’re right. I’m sorry, this is super personal but I have to ask: how did you realize you were gay?” 

Megumi frowns, expecting this much. He’d felt Yuji’s stare burning holes in his back since they last spoke. “Who said I was gay?” He retorts, quickly. 

Yuji’s look of pure confusion makes Megumi crack the slightest of smiles. “But… I thought… You didn’t say anything…” His response comes out in broken, flustered phrases. His face turns bright red. “So you’re��� not gay?”

Megumi snorts, dismissively. “Labels are boring and pointless. I don’t really care what you call me, Itadori.” He takes another bite of his snack, chewing and swallowing politely before he adds, “And it’s not a secret, really… I just don’t run my mouth about it.” 

Yuji takes a silent minute to process this information, a small pout gracing his lips. “Okay…” he starts, carefully, “So lemme try again: How did you know you were interested in men?” 

Megumi rolls his eyes, groaning exasperatedly. “I don’t know, Itadori, how did you know you were interested in women?” 

“Oh, well-”

“It’s a rhetorical question, dummy.”

“Oh. Oh, I get it. Sorry.” Yuji scratches the back of his neck, an embarrassed grimace on his face. “I’ve just never had a friend who leans that way. I dunno, I’m curious…” 

Megumi’s eyebrows raise hearing the word curious. 

Yuji backtracks quickly, “I mean I’m not- I like women, so I’m definitely not gay.” He huffs, cheeks blushing. “It’s just… kinda cool getting to know you better? I want to learn more about you… about this in general, I guess.” 

Megumi is somewhat touched by Yuji’s openness. And that’s the thing about Yuji. He constantly surprises Megumi with the most thoughtful, selfless acts and words, and Megumi doesn’t always know what to do with that or why it gives him butterflies in his stomach. It doesn’t matter how much he pushes Yuji away, he always gets reeled back in.  

“Uh, Okay…” Megumi isn’t the most eloquent with words. “What do you want to know? Nothing weird, or we’re never talking about this again.” Megumi already regrets his open invitation. He shoves the rest of his rice ball in his mouth. 

Yuji contemplates for a moment, a hand coming to his chin, stroking. “Oh! What kind of guys are you into?” 

Megumi swallows, a deadpan expression on his face. “Seriously?” 

“Seriously! You never answered me!” 

“Why do you even care?” Megumi sneers as he adds, “Afraid I might hit on you?” 

Yuji sputters, “Wh-what?! No!” 

Megumi hums, unconvinced. 

Yuji can’t help his impulsive curiosity as he pries, “Am I your type? Like, would you hit on me if I liked guys too?” 

“No,” Megumi replies, almost too quickly. He looks away, biting the inside of his cheek.

Yuji doesn’t catch it, but someone else does. 

He’s lying, Yuji, Sukuna’s voice projects in Yuji’s head.

Fuck off, this is a private conversation! 

That little faggot definitely wants you. Sukuna continues with a laugh. You never noticed the way he looks at you when you’re not paying attention?

Shut up! Just shut up and get out of here! 

“Uh, you good, Itadori?” Megumi’s voice cuts through the internal dialogue. Yuji had been staring blankly, eyebrows knit, as if having some sort of internal battle. “Don’t tell me I hurt your feelings...” 

Yuji laughs dryly, shaking his head, “Yeah, I’m good, sorry, Fushiguro.” He does his best to suppress Sukuna’s presence for the time being. “And I’m not offended, at all.” He says it almost as if he’s trying to convince himself, not Megumi. 

Megumi stands, sighing, “I gotta get to class.” 

“I’ll walk with you.” Yuji offers eagerly and Megumi shrugs. Before they walk into one of the campus buildings, Yuji asks, “Speaking of which… Does Gojo know?” 

“No,” Megumi replies immediately in a harsh tone. He stops walking for a moment, giving Yuji a serious, warning stare. “And I plan to keep it that way.” 

Yuji shirks at Megumi’s cold expression, nodding. He holds out his pinky, making a gesture of zipping his lips. 

Megumi looks down, then up, blankly. He begrudgingly links his pinky finger with Yuji’s.

[the-geek-librarian]

Bingo question: Ryoken and Megumi

MY BOYS!!! MY SONS!!! MENTALLY ILL BEANS

I would bite Ryoken if I ever met him ok? He is just a silly lil dragon terrorist

Megumi,,,, GEGE WHEN I GET YOU GEGE-

He has gone through SO much pls just let him kiss Nobara and Yuji and call it a day

[sweetchildcloud]

REQUEST OPEN (っ‘ω`c)

hello hello so *haem* it's my first time doing this so please be patient with me,i don't know how should i put this but i will write only fluff or similar,no NSFW

i'm an anxious lil bean and i have school and stuff to do so please have patience with me,as i said im no english native so i'm sorry if it will be messy with past or grammar

i'm neurodivergent so be patient with me please

themes i write for are

SH,Depression,fluffy,cute,pregnant,male x male,female x female,lgbt stuff,anxiety,paranoia,autistic,furry (characters or reader with animal traits such as tail,paws and so on),loss,death,trauma,comfort,abusive family comfort,reader as sibling of characters and viceversa,cpr,rescuing,period comfort,reverse comfort. Fanfics and headcannons i will not write canon scenarios because it's too difficult.

JUJUTSU KAIZEN

Characters:

Geto

Gojo

Nanami

Toji

Choso

Megumi

Yuji

Sukuan (even if i dont like him,i know there are guys out there who loves him so)

Nobara

FAIRY TAIL (i didn't watched the entire anime but want to try anyway)

Natsu

Elsa

Gajil

Lucy

Gray

Mirajane

Levy

Lluvia

Invel

ONE PIECE (i'm still stuck in destrossa episode so i didnt see the newest episode sorry!)

Nami

Robin

Zoro

Sanji

Brook

Luffy

Usopp

Chopper

Franky

Law

Eustass

GENSHIN IMPACT ( im still stuck in Sumeru act)

Kaeya

Diluc

Nuivolette

Chino

Childe

Dainsleif

Tighnari

Aether

Lumine

Albedo

Zhongli

Venti

Wriothesley

Scaramouche

THE DISTRAOUS LIFE OF SAIKI K.

Saiki (he's my fav pookie bear)

Aren Kuboyasu

Shun Kaido

PERSONA 5

Ren Amamiya

Futaba Sakura

Ryuji Sakamoto

Ann Takamaki

Yuuki Mishima

BLEACH

Ichigo Kurosaki

Kisuke Urahara

Rukia Kuchiki

Renji Abarai

Uryū Ishida

Yasutora Sado

Orihime Inoue

Shuhei hisagi

If you don't see a character it means that i will not write for them ( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ and i have the RIGHT to decline your request if i dont like it or find it diffuclt to write it

i am SWEATING while writing this and i hope i will not get too overwhelmed ฅ^._.^ฅ

[waterfallofspace]

HI HELLO i saw you reblogged this and the most memorable scene (s) from the fics you’ve written were

1. I will always always always remember that first Tamaki fic where he smiled at that kid after the fight

2. Tddk fic where they were at the mall and Shoto said something like i just love to see your beautiful mind at work (ROMANTIC!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAA)

i know neither of those are snz centric but with (1) i just though that was such a beautiful beautiful scene to give Tamaki, bc it shows like how much he’s looked up to even though he’s so nervous and like!! he deserves that!! and with (2) i feel like that just really shows how deeply shoto adores izuku and how lost he loves to get when izuku rambles and i think that’s so special!!!

3. also i just remembered this but omfg that fic where toge was like cursed speeching gojo and NANAMI TOLD MEGUMI TO GIVE GOJO A BREAK HE HAS IT HARD ENOUGH BUT THEN WAS LIKE “give me my camera” AHHHHHH 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

Ahh hi hello back~!!!!

omg 😭 asjdoiakgk I didn't expect replies, let alone three moments in a reply, so thank you!!!! That T/amaki one.... gahhhh, I'm so glad you liked it!! He's such a cute lil bean, and I just... Honestly I really wanted to capture more then just 'anxiety' in his personality/character, so I'm so glad it came through 💗💗 (and i just love lil romantic nonsense like the td/dk one hehe~)

The phoneeee 😭😂 Hahahaha thank you~ I love that side of N/anami. The proper 'hey, cut it out' but mixed with the playful 'but send me those later'

Thank you for sending this innnnn I love you~💗🥰

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

MICKEY MY BELOVED this gave me cavities i expect u to pay for my visit to the dentist get ready for the bill

I LOVED THIS SM ur gojo makes me feel so soft and tender :(((((((( i HAD to rb it like this bc there were too many moments and lines i adored wbk ur writing makes me melt into a puddle……

or the little pout that tugs on his lips - the grumpiest and the fakest one to ever be conjured in the history of the world. you know it's fake; you've seen the care and devotion the little boy puts into the cards and the art he makes, always promising to show them to his keeper in a hushed voice.

LITTLE GUMI & PAPA GOJO MY ANGELS WAHHHHHH MCIKEY i love them so much :(((( READER BEING A KINDERGARTEN TEACHER IS SOOOOO CUTE AND GENIUS this really was just the fluffiest thing ever …… gumi desperately trying to act like he doesn’t love his silly little father figure <333 he’s not fooling anyone!!!

eyeing the little sea urchin from the corner of your eye.

LIL SEA URCHIN ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ sobbbb i miss him so fucking much i miss him and his shadow the hedgehog haircut OUR LIL SEA URCHINNNN 💔💔💔 baby gumi rlly is the cutest ever

after a while you can feel him melt into you, his talk almost slurring, his eyes growing heavy. deciding to put away the phone, you move in your spot but a pair of hands clutch onto your arm. "'m not going anywhere." you assure him with a gentle smile as your hand finds its way into his hair, pushing through the unruly strands. he doesn't look at you, hiding his face into your shoulder.

m not going anywhere 🥺🥺🥺🥺 i looovveee this reader and how sweet they are, how they manage to get lil gumi to be vulnerable with them even though he’s so guarded :(((( their dynamic is just the cutest!!! and mickey the way u describe lil gumi…. should genuinely be illegal my teeth are ROTTING from the sweetness he would give me sm cuteness aggression and i don’t even like kids PHDJDH.. aaa and him hiding his face in your shoulder 🥺🥺 love how this habit comes back later too, it’s so adorable and in character for him wahhhhhh :((

"i-i miss him." his little hands stay clutching onto your sleeve, not enough to stretch the material but just enough to let you know how hard this is for him. how he's taking the big step, how he's inviting you in with a shaky voice. the hand in his dark hair never stops its movements, staying combing through it, feeling him nuzzle deeper into you. "oh, sweetheart. i'm sure you do." you hum quietly. "he's gonna be back really soon though. i promise."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MICKEY ��😥😥😥 sniffle… ow ow ow my heart ACHED when i got to this line IT HURTS SM BC BABY GUMI IS SO GRUMPY BUT HE REALLY DOES LOVE GOJO ……. 😔😔😔😔 he misses him!!!!!! little baby!!!!!!!!! it’s so hard for him but he’s trusting u not to make fun of him :(((( tearing up over this dynamic reader is just so sweet and patient i need them fr and gumi is obv so fond of them too…..

you stay like that for almost two hours - sitting in the bean bag with your arm locked securely in megumi's hold as he's letting out small little snores. you don't mind. you don't mind at all.

”you don’t mind. you don’t mind at all.” i fell to the floor this line made me melt AAUUUGGHHHH THIS IS JUST SO CUTE I CAN’T TAKE IT 😞😞😞😞😞😞 falling asleep on ur shoulder!!!!! in the bean bag!!!!!! like he’s a lil kitten 🥺🥺🥺 reader is so real i could NOT wake the little urchin up!! he’s too cute!!!! no disturbing the baby’s sleep!!!!!

and how the kids say bye... some of them hug you, some of them land a fat smooch on your cheek, one of them always shakes your hand (very firmly)(a lot of people could learn a thing from him). 

I WOULD LOVE TO MEET THE KID WHO SHAKES THEIR HAND PWHPDIDJFHFH THAT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY a whole businessman of a child…….. AND I ADOREEEE HOW MUCH READER LOVES THEIR KIDDOS they’re just so full of warmth and affection wahhhhhhh :<

tearing your eyes from the sun, you turn to meet the man and oh... his mouth is ajar as if he was about to yell out for megumi in the most dramatic way possible (he was). his crystal blue eyes shine in the very same light you were just basking in, taking in the sight before him. his lips close and reform into the warmest smile before he's whispers a small hi.

i know i’ve said this several times already BUT I ACTUALLY MELTED OK 😥😥😥😥😥😥 first of all gojo being fully prepared to shout MEGUMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII at the top of his lungs is so funny to me PHDJFJFJFJ he’s silly <33333 and!!! the lil ”hi” 🥺🥺🥺 such a tiny word but it just feels so tender here. and i can see this scene so vividly mickey….. the intimacy and peace and sunlight and everything !!!!! it’s so fond :(((( AND THIS FEELS LIKE SUCHHHH A FATED MEETING TOO R U KIDDING ME i’ll get to this later but i fully interpret this as a reincarnation au btw………….. they’re soulmates <333 and they both felt it the instant their eyes met i just KNOW it…..

satoru's smile widens at that. "he's kept you locked up for two hours?" raising your hand from megumi's hair, you cover your mouth, hiding a grin. "he's cute, no harm done." satoru hums. "he is. pretty sure you're the first teacher to see him like this." "yeah." lowering your hand back down, you brush a few strands from his eyes, making his nose scrunch up and making the two of you swoon over the pouty kid. "i'm very honored."

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 i’m gonna be repeating myself a lot here mickey but this is just SO cute and warm and sappy and fond and sweet this whole fic tasted like the fruitiest freshest little treat… it tastes like vanilla ice cream and cherries……… AND I LOVE THE WAY TORU AND READER INTERACT i’ll get to that later too but i just lovveeeee their dialogue and the way they bond over being so so fond of gumi!! their baby </3

satoru's eyes flick back to you. there's a certain softness in them, despite the deep dark purple peeking out from underneath the skin under them. 

NOT THE EYEBAGS NOOOOOOOO TAT…… mickey this hurt me on a physical level i need that man tucked into bed ASAP ‼️‼️‼️

"i'm glad he has you."

UUEE😥😥😔😔UUEUUEEEE🥺🥺😭😭😔😔UUUUEUEEEEUUUE😭😭😭😥😥😥🥺🥺UUEUEU🥺🥺🥺😭😭UUEUEUEUEUEU😔😔😔😞😞😞😭😭 i feel so soft. god i can’t even imagine how relieved toru must be to know his baby is in good hands :(((( the trust he’s giving reader here!!!!

lowering your head, you confess: "i have to go to the bathroom so badly." he almost doubles over, holding a palm over his mouth, hiding the laughter ready to burst out. you try to glare at him but it's useless - you're holding your laughter with him a second after.

THEIR DYNAMIC IS JUST SO PLAYFUL AND FOND AND WARM i’m CONVINCED that they’re soulmates u can’t trick me mickey…… like they just FEEL like old friends yk???? have i mentioned that i love ur character dynamics bc i DO they always feel so real and loving and vivid <3333 i’m obsessed.

"and yes, my arm is dead but c'mon, how was i supposed to say no to this?" as if on cue, megumi lets out a content breath, his lips molding into his usual little pout, which in return makes the two of you look at him fondly. again. "no, don't worry. i understand - he's a real charmer." 

AGAIN WITH THIS DYNAMIC them and their sleepy lil sea urchin baby 🥺🥺🥺🥺 no because i get it if baby gumi fell asleep on my shoulder all pouty my heart would literally melt through the floorboards he’s the cutest little guy in the world

"he missed you that's all." it's so quiet. not even a whisper but satoru hears the words loud and clear. his eyes fall to his boy once more, something so tender in them - making your own heart beat a little louder. "but don't tell him i told you. i promised i wouldn't." "never. i'd never take this from you." he rests his one hand beside your thigh on the bean bag, while the other goes to smooth over his cheek. the poor boy would die of embarrassment if he were to witness all this affection bestowed upon him. "thank you for telling me."

me personally if i was satoru i’d hold my breath and try to die PEJDIHDJDJFUUF NO BUT MICKEY I ADOREEEEEEE THIS SCENE i wanna cry it’s so :((((( it’s so so intimate i can see it so clearly in front of me……,, toru must feel so so guilty </3 AND JUST. ”never. i’d never take this from you.” this fic is just brimming with trust and vulnerability and tenderness it’s so special to me 😥😥😥 gumi being too embarrassed to get showered in affection 🥺🥺🥺 this fic healed me entirely i think

your gazes meet again, the love in them mixing together into a warm goo, filling the room and connecting the three of you forever.

SOULMATES I’M TELLING YOU ‼️‼️‼️ they’re found family i’ve decided. there’s something so wonderful about meeting someone and just knowing that they’re going to become special to you and that’s exactly how this whole fic feels i’m so floored actually. mickey the vibe u have conjured up here is so vivid and special i have no choice but to eat it pls fetch me my knife and fork dear husband 🙏🙏

you're certain you know him. or maybe knew him in another life; whatever the case, you were meant to meet again.

okay so the reincarnation au thoughts started here sadly i did NOT snuff it out from the ari/mickey hivemind BUT THIS LINE MADE ME SOOOO INSANE ”you were meant to meet again” DO U HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO ME… 😔😔 the instant connection between them just makes my heart feel so full I LOVE THEM I DOOO

you thank him but he casually brushes it off as if it wasn't a big deal, as if he did it on instict, his fingers already itching to do things for you.

SATORU ACTS OF SERVICE GOJO LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO I LOVE HIM TO THE MOON AND BACK he’s itching to ease your burden to service you to make you smile and laugh ohhhhh he’s so husband coded :(((((((

"you heard nothing." ”this is who's been taking care of the kids? wow, does the faculty know of the foul mouth you're sporting?"

THEIR BANTER IS SOOOOO SOFT AND SWEET AND FOND THEY BOUNCE OFF EACH OTHER SO EFFORTLESSLY i really am in awe of u like. i KNOW these people i feel like i know them they’re my friends. there’s just something so real and familiar in the way they speak hhhhh.. i miss going to school PHDIFVFUFBXJB I’M ……… i’m just…… craving the sunny afterschool vibe……… uni isn’t the same….. :’3

"hey, gumi." satoru's voice stills the boy. his body doesn't move, his eyes alone turning from you to the source of the voice. and the second his green eyes meet the blue ones - he's burying his face into the crook of satoru's neck. you observe their little reunion; megumi's hands are so tight around his neck, most certainly choking the man but he doesn't mind. he doesn't mind at all. satoru's arms wrap around the boy, holding him safe and sound right to his chest, to his heartbeat. "missed me?" megumi grumbles something into him, something unintelligible but most definitely something that resembles a kid's insult. satoru's mischievous eyes meet yours and you bite your lip, trying to look as stern as possible when the both of you know that you're just holding back another beautiful smile.

disregard all my previous lies THIS made me melt. actually melt. my bones are spaghetti. I CAN’T EVEN EXPLAINNNN THE WAY MY HEART BURST THE WAY I STARTED GIGGLING THE WAY I WANT TO PUT THIS FIC INTO MY CHEST SO I’LL ALWAYS FEEL THIS SOFT the gumi/gojo dynamic here is so PRECIOUS i really do adore them sm…….. gumi can pretend and pretend but toru knowsssssss ofc he knows!!!!!!! gumi loves him so much :(((( and toru loves him right back <3333 tucking him into his chest like a fuzzy papa bear 🥺🥺🥺 AND AND AND ”but he doesn’t mind. he doesn’t mind at all.” u rlly thought this line would sneak past me 🤨🤨….. MORE EVIDENCE FOR THE REINCARANTION AU him and reader are even sharing lines!!!!! this repetition genuinely made me feel so soft though they’re both sooooo willing to give gumi the love he deserves :((( sob..

he hums back, green eyes finding safe haven in yours. 

SUCH A PRETTY LINE so tender….. :<

(…) making the man laugh loudly. this is the first time you hear it for real. it ripples through his whole body, his chest - shaking megumi as it does, it bounces off the walls of the room and finds its way to you and your ears. it's irresistible - you can't not respond with the same when he does it, the current just pulling you along. and it'll keep you for a long time.

HE HAS A GORGEOUS FUCKING LAUGH I JUST KNOW IT I KNOW IT IN MY HEART AND MY SOUL it’d be so loud and contagious.. and i would fall madly in love after hearing it exactly once THE WAY U DESCRIBED IT HERE HAS ME SO WEAK :((((((((( i miss our sappy loud joyous guy so much 💔💔 also ”it’ll keep you for a long time” THEY’RE MEANT TO BEEE THEY’LL KEEP RUNNING INTO EACH OTHER ROMCOM STYLE I FEEL IT SO DEEPLY I’M ROOTING FOR THESE TWO!!!

"it was nice to meet you. finally." "oh, you've been waiting for this?" ... yeah, you walked right into that one, you admit your unfortune, but luckily megumi is there to save you by giving him a hard nudge on the back. "okay, okay, little guy.... can't even hit on his teachers in peace..."

HE’S SOOOO SHAMELESS I LOVE HIM also this line made me go crazy but i’m abt to get to that in just a sec:

"it was really nice meeting you too. finally."

OKAY SO. this HAS to be a reincarnation au right…………… THAT’S JUST MY OWN INTERPRETATION BUT IT FEELS SO RIGHT and it just makes this line hit soooooooooo so hard????? FINALLY. finally we meet again!!!!! i missed you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i didn’t know i missed you until now but i did!!!!!!!!!!!! hhhhhh i’m so weak for it mickey i feel so moved by this :((((((( there’s endless fondness and chemistry between them and it just feels so right for them to meet???? to love each other?????? this fic rlly has the biggest shoujo manga / romcom vibes it’s making me feel so sappy i need them to kiss and giggle into each other’s lips bc they’re just sooooo giddy and it feels like they’ve done it a million times before but it’s also so new and fun and it feels so right (doctors break in and pull me away from my phone)

(also. i’m just thinking abt... howl’s moving castle…. how sophie tells howl that she’ll find him in the future in that One scene and then in the beginning of the movie when they first meet he tells her he’s been looking everywhere for her :(( ow ow ow. rip satoru gojo u would’ve loved watching howl’s moving castle w ur s/o so u could point at the screen and go ”that’s us babe <33”)

"they said fuck." the boy whispers. "fuck yeah." he laughs before he ruffles megumi's hair, finally making their way over to his car. "by the way, you're an awful wingman, buddy..."

AND THISSSS WHAT A LOVELY ENDING the humour in ur fics always gets me smiling TORU U AWFUL GUARDIAN DON’T SWEAR IN FRONT OF THE URCHIN >:((((( gumi being an awful wingman is so real to me btw gojo is NOT getting any bitches and gumi will make sure it stays that way until he finds someone who gains the urchin’s approval <3333 except in this case it backfires bc gumi likes reader TOO much and gojo needs to prove himself worthy of u first LMAO

AAAAAAA MICKEY MY ANGEL MY BELOVED i am reading this righttttt before going to sleep so i’m just full of sleepy vibes and soft feelings this was such a treat 🥺🥺🥺🥺 i know i’m repeating myself but!!!!!! i love ur toru fics sm…… they just give me so much serotonin it’s crazy this felt like a big hug and a bunch of sunkisses the tenderness rlly is so so palpable!!!! the Vibes of all ur fics are always sooooo so distinct and this one was no exception it’s so warm and fuzzy and nostalgic :(((( sniffle sniffle. save me sunny afterschool vibe… save me……..

anyway in conclusion i love u and i love this and i love gojo TYSM FOR FEEDING US <3333333 gonna dream abt this fic and sleep so nicely 💤💤💤

☆. contains: satoru gojo x gn!reader, ~3k wc, fluff!!!, non-curse au, idk what this timeline is but both reader and satoru are adults and gumi is tiny + reader is his kindergarten teacher, not my best but fuck it we ball

you love you job. genuinely. you love taking care of the kids, teaching them, caring for them. and that of course applies for megumi, too. he's a pretty quiet kid, very straightforward and doesn't seem too affected by his guardian being away on a work trip when you ask him about it. you've never met the guy but it always makes you snicker whenever megumi's nose scrunches when he's brought up. or the little pout that tugs on his lips - the grumpiest and the fakest one to ever be conjured in the history of the world. you know it's fake; you've seen the care and devotion the little boy puts into the cards and the art he makes, always promising to show them to his keeper in a hushed voice.

but then one day... he's a quieter than usual, stares at you a little more than usual (he's so sure you don't see him)(or the way he's fiddling with the hem of his shirt). it's playtime and you're comfortably sitting in a bean bag, laughing with some other kids, eyeing the little sea urchin from the corner of your eye. after giving the other kids an impossible mission to complete outside, you usher the boy closer.

"gumi, come here."

and he does the cutest little eye roll known to mankind but nevertheless makes his way over to you. not pressuring him, you let him stand while you ask about the new comic book that came out (you heard him mention it once or twice) and oh, how his eyes widen. you surpress a giggle at the boy, and when you see his eyes flick between you and the bean bag you're sitting on, you finally motion for him to take a seat next to you. and he does.

he still feels a little unsure; like he wants to keep the information threathing to spill inside, despite the want to tell you all about it. seeing this, you decide to start talking about your own little hobby, doing big gestures as to try and crack a smile (it works)(he tries to hide it but you know better). and in the end he does relax and subconciously leans toward you when he starts introducing the comic.

digging out your phone, you let him show you to characters, the powers they have and how cool they all are. the smile on your face is making your cheeks hurt; glad that the boy feels secure and safe around you to tell you all this. some other kids bump in a few times, showing you the worms they dug up or beg for a napkin to wipe their face after they sneezed so hard that snot flew out. megumi's little scrunched up face only made you laugh more.

after a while you can feel him melt into you, his talk almost slurring, his eyes growing heavy. deciding to put away the phone, you move in your spot but a pair of hands clutch onto your arm. "'m not going anywhere." you assure him with a gentle smile as your hand finds its way into his hair, pushing through the unruly strands. he doesn't look at you, hiding his face into your shoulder.

"if i tell you something, do you promise you won't tell anyone?"

it's a ghost of a whisper, buried into the sleeve of your shirt. vulnerable.

"never. i would never."

it takes him another second to gather up the last pieces of confidence. the last pieces of strenght to open up his little tiny heart.

"i-i miss him." his little hands stay clutching onto your sleeve, not enough to stretch the material but just enough to let you know how hard this is for him. how he's taking the big step, how he's inviting you in with a shaky voice.

the hand in his dark hair never stops its movements, staying combing through it, feeling him nuzzle deeper into you. "oh, sweetheart. i'm sure you do." you hum quietly. "he's gonna be back really soon though. i promise."

you feel him nod against you. when another kid emerges from the outside, you quietly ask for her to whisper and swallow another giggle when she starts dramatically tiptoeing closer to you, ready to tie a newly made bracelet over your wrist. it's beautiful.

you stay like that for almost two hours - sitting in the bean bag with your arm locked securely in megumi's hold as he's letting out small little snores. you don't mind. you don't mind at all.

most of the kids have already left, their parents having come after them. they always greet you with a smile and thank you for keeping their kids happy and safe and it always warms your heart. there's nothing else you'd love more than this. and how the kids say bye... some of them hug you, some of them land a fat smooch on your cheek, one of them always shakes your hand (very firmly)(a lot of people could learn a thing from him). and all of them always wave with the brightest smiles on their faces.

you're eyeing the warm late afternoon sun from your spot on the bean bag when you hear the door open and close, a pair of loud footsteps approaching. megumi's guardian, surely.

tearing your eyes from the sun, you turn to meet the man and oh... his mouth is ajar as if he was about to yell out for megumi in the most dramatic way possible (he was). his crystal blue eyes shine in the very same light you were just basking in, taking in the sight before him. his lips close and reform into the warmest smile before he's whispers a small hi.

"hi." you answer with a smile of your own. nobody told you that he was gonna like that. sure, you've seen megumi's drawings but no offense to the boy - they do not do him justice. this has to be to most handsome guy you've ever seen. and he's your age, too. "you're here for megumi, right?"

he nods, leaning on the doorframe. "satoru."

after you introduce yourself, he repeats your name, tasting it on his tongue - and you're now stuck with the memory of one of the older faculty members saying something about how it's always very unprofessional to have crushes on the parents and whatnot. and whatnot.

he makes his way over - keeping his eyes on his beloved boy, sleeping oh, so comfortably in your arms. the way his chest is rising and falling steadyly, his fingers digging into your shirt. his heart swells.

kneeling in front of you, he smiles at the boy before turning his focus to his keeper. the golden sunlight is making your eyes shine and when you give him a shy little smile, he knows megumi is in safe hands.

"you're new?" he whispers.

"mhmm. and you don't actually have to whisper." satoru's eyes flick to megumi and you understand his question without him asking it. "oh, he's out. like a light. we've been sitting here for what?" you look at the clock before continuing. "two hours?"

satoru's smile widens at that. "he's kept you locked up for two hours?"

raising your hand from megumi's hair, you cover your mouth, hiding a grin. "he's cute, no harm done."

satoru hums. "he is. pretty sure you're the first teacher to see him like this."

"yeah." lowering your hand back down, you brush a few strands from his eyes, making his nose scrunch up and making the two of you swoon over the pouty kid. "i'm very honored."

satoru's eyes flick back to you. there's a certain softness in them, despite the deep dark purple peeking out from underneath the skin under them. you don't know what kind of a job he has but you know it sometimes requires him to be away for a while. it must be hard for him too; hard to leave his boy in some stranger's hands. but satoru is already convinced that you're no stranger.

"i'm glad he has you."

you feel a tint of blush making its way over your cheeks because of the sincerity in his tone. he really means it.

"but seriously, though? you've been sitting in the same spot for two hours? you're telling me your feet aren't dead?" he deadpans with a smirk.

lowering your head, you confess: "i have to go to the bathroom so badly."

he almost doubles over, holding a palm over his mouth, hiding the laughter ready to burst out. you try to glare at him but it's useless - you're holding your laughter with him a second after.

your body shakes with the giddyness, making megumi stir and you still. caressing his cheek, you try to make sure he ignores the two giggling adults next to him and stays asleep.

"and yes, my arm is dead but c'mon, how was i supposed to say no to this?" as if on cue, megumi lets out a content breath, his lips molding into his usual little pout, which in return makes the two of you look at him fondly. again.

"no, don't worry. i understand - he's a real charmer." he whispered. "what got him in this mood, anyway? nothing happened, right?" his eyes widen as the words leave his mouth, concern painting his face in a second.

trying to soothe his worry, you immediately shake your head. "no, no. he's okay. nothing happened." satoru exhales deeply, hand covering his heart. you don't think he even knows how worried he looked just now.

"but?" his voice breaks the small silence. "i feel like there's a 'but' here."

giving him a smile, you look the sleeping boy locked onto your arm. "i promised i wouldn't tell, though..."

"wha-?" the grown man's lip pull into a pout and you realize that the boy really does take after him. "but i need to know..."

deciding to make sure that megumi is still in fact, sleeping, you check his breathing - steady as ever, so you beckon the man a little closer.

"he missed you that's all."

it's so quiet. not even a whisper but satoru hears the words loud and clear. his eyes fall to his boy once more, something so tender in them - making your own heart beat a little louder. "but don't tell him i told you. i promised i wouldn't."

"never. i'd never take this from you." he rests his one hand beside your thigh on the bean bag, while the other goes to smooth over his cheek. the poor boy would die of embarrassment if he were to witness all this affection bestowed upon him. "thank you for telling me."

your gazes meet again, the love in them mixing together into a warm goo, filling the room and connecting the three of you forever.

"of course."

there's a comfortable silence between you and the man. a man you met mere minutes ago but when he bends over to pick up the bracelet made out of red string and continues to tie it back on your wrist without a word, you're certain you know him. or maybe knew him in another life; whatever the case, you were meant to meet again.

you thank him but he casually brushes it off as if it wasn't a big deal, as if he did it on instict, his fingers already itching to do things for you.

"is your bladder about to explode, by the way?" teasing. his tone is teasing and you can't help but reward him with another smile. his favourite pay.

"yes- yes, it fucking is." it takes you a second to realize what just slipped from between your lips. eyes growing twice their size as you stare back at satoru, who's, of course, already silently laughing, the corners of his lips reaching his ears. "you heard nothing."

"this is who's been taking care of the kids? wow, does the faculty know of the foul mouth you're sporting?"

"hey!" you whisper shout at him and before you can even register your own movements, your free hand lands a soft punch against his strong chest. it's always very unprofessional to have crushes on the parents. this time real heat paints your cheeks and the tips of your ears.

"sorry- i'm sorry." the only thing you can do is to mutter a quick apology - you're embarrassing yourself and you can't even run from it, the sleeping boy keeping you in your place and you're honestly ready to spiral because you just kind of hit (punched, even) him - this is definitely you crossing a line. and what if he really gets mad now and actually tells the faculty--

another wave of laughter breaks you from your thoughts. and then his own hand makes contact - landing firmly on your thigh; not to far up to make it like that but it's there to reassure that he's not a snitch of any kind and that's he's truly happy to have you as megumi's teacher. nothing better than having a real person looking after your boy.

but it is satoru gojo - it wouldn't be him if he didn't tease you properly at least once. "you're so cute like this. curses and hits being thrown here and there, whew! a great rolemodel for the kids, for sure."

you're burning up, almost afraid that you'll wake gumi with the heat emitting from your body. satisfied with the result, satoru gives your thigh a squeeze. "i'm kidding, i'm kidding. no harm done, right?"

he's gazing at you, borderline burning his eyes into yours with a sly smirk and now you also understand why megumi keeps calling his guardian very annoying every chance he gets.

"yeah." you quirp. "anyway, my ass is getting really sore now, so i think it's best to-" in attempt to escape the stealth attack on your heart, you try to change the topic, even when the weight of satoru's eyes stays on you for a second longer.

you shift your gaze to megumi, raising your hand to his face, gently tracing down his nose and booping it. you brush more of his hair from his face, trying to pull him from his dreamland as softly as you can. "megumi, look, who's here...."

his lips press into another pout as you land a second boop on his nose, finally making him stir. his eyes open ever so slowly, gazing up at you as he raises his fist to rub out the sleep.

"hey, gumi."

satoru's voice stills the boy. his body doesn't move, his eyes alone turning from you to the source of the voice. and the second his green eyes meet the blue ones - he's burying his face into the crook of satoru's neck. you observe their little reunion; megumi's hands are so tight around his neck, most certainly choking the man but he doesn't mind. he doesn't mind at all. satoru's arms wrap around the boy, holding him safe and sound right to his chest, to his heartbeat.

"missed me?"

megumi grumbles something into him, something unintelligible but most definitely something that resembles a kid's insult. satoru's mischievous eyes meet yours and you bite your lip, trying to look as stern as possible when the both of you know that you're just holding back another beautiful smile.

"let's go home, yeah?"

megumi nods as satoru stands with the boy in his arms. when you start pushing yourself up, he lends you a hand - his warm fingers easily engulfing yours in a quick motion. the touch lingers, skin on skin longer than needed. neither of you say comment on it - the butterflies in your stomach would gladly do all of the talking for you. you walk them to the door, staring at the sleepy little megumi, who's glancing at you over satoru's shoulder every two seconds.

you hand satoru megumi's pack and then gently place his jacket over his shoulders before giving one final rub on his back. "be good, yeah?"

he hums back, green eyes finding safe haven in yours. another smile is threathing to show when you wink at him, so he buries himself back into satoru's neck, making the man laugh loudly. this is the first time you hear it for real. it ripples through his whole body, his chest - shaking megumi as it does, it bounces off the walls of the room and finds its way to you and your ears. it's irresistible - you can't not respond with the same when he does it, the current just pulling you along. and it'll keep you for a long time.

"it was nice to meet you. finally."

"oh, you've been waiting for this?"

...

yeah, you walked right into that one, you admit your unfortune, but luckily megumi is there to save you by giving him a hard nudge on the back.

"okay, okay, little guy.... can't even hit on his teachers in peace..." he sighs, earning a way stronger hit and a way darker blush on your cheeks. "it was really nice meeting you too. finally."

you give him a small nod, fingers playing with the bracelet. you watch him carry the boy toward the door, ready to go home and calm your heart.

"wait-" satoru turns just as he steps outside into the sunlight. his eyes shine now even more than they did inside, almost blinding you. "how come you're not running to the bathroom? i thought you were dying."

"well, i was trying to be polite and wait until you leave, so you know..." lowering your voice, you tell him: "fuck off already." flashing him one final smile, the one he's gonna think about for the rest of the night (for the rest of many many nights), you motion for him to move along.

a quick little bye is all he gets before you close the door after him, leaving him standing in from of the house with a stupid smitten grin on his face. if it weren't for megumi, he'd probably stay standing there. "they said fuck." the boy whispers.

"fuck yeah." he laughs before he ruffles megumi's hair, finally making their way over to his car. "by the way, you're an awful wingman, buddy..."

[lilyundertaker]

April bullies day 17 - Me against the devil

Pairing: bully!Itadori x reader, lil bit of Yandere!Sukuna x reader;

Genre: JJK universe, smut, one-shot;

Warnings: 18+, dark themes, brainwashing, manipulation, non-con, vaginal sex, blowjob, pervert Itadori, masturbation, panty stealing, cunnilingus;

Synopsis: Itadori has always been shy around you, hiding his perverted side to not scare you away. That is untill his inner demon Sukuna encorages him to take a step further.

Note: I added some fluff at the end to lighten up the mood :)

How long has it been, a month, two months, half a year since Itadori had fallen for you. It was suffocating for him to watch you from afar, even if you were friends and you recognized him out of the grey mass, it still wasn’t enough to quench his thirst for you. Itadori cherished every interaction he had with you at the Highscool and was ecstatic if you’d ask him to hang out around the school grounds. Bu that still wasn’t enough!

For some time, his inner curse Sukuna had been nagging at him, telling to step up his game and that he won’t be able to keep the girl if he doesn’t act soon. Itadori’s clear breaking point came when Megumi asked you out and you happily accepted. This was a game over for Itadori. That evening whilst Megumi brought you to an amusement park, Itadori secretly snuck into your room and stole a pair of your panties, afterwards spending his night sniffing them and masturbating with his other hand.

His need and desperation for you is what caused this. It is the reason why he’s currently fucking you in his own room, his left palm placed on your mouth, Sukuna’s tongue lapping at your own. It was sickening. Yuuji, the kind and brave boy whom you had dearly respected was now the worst of villains in your eyes. But he couldn’t care less. With Sukuna whispering promises in his head, Itadori was unstoppable.

In Sukuna’s eyes you were nothing special. No more no less than other women surrounding him but having Itadori fuck you and all those nasty sounds filling the space, it kept getting harder for Sukuna to not be a part of this. Although he was unable to emerge fully, it was enough if he could suck on your mouth, tits or pussy. Getting a taste of you was enough to quench his own thirst that has been there for a millennium.

After the rough fucking sessions Itadori would always clean you up, then – cuddle you. He tanked the devil every day for having you and he couldn’t get enough of all the sweet moments that were now etched in his memory.

It was hard for you to create a balance between school and being Itadori's sex toy, as you had barely any time for studying and even less for sleeping. Megumi would notice your changes soon enough, but you were way too ashamed to talk about it. Plus, Sukuna had clearly threatened that should you spill the beans to anyone, he'd fuck you in half, before ripping your head from the shoulders.

Your mentality was beginning to leave you and as a coping mechanism you began to enjoy all the nasty things Itadori was doing to you. In all honesty, you would actually be willing to give him a shot if it only wasn’t for that damn curse filling his brains with all kinds of filth. On one occasion you begged Itadori to stop Sukuna from participating in bed wars, but again SUkuna got to his brain. If you take me out of the picture she’ll run away and you’ll never see her again, he whispered. That of course gave him the idea that You were eager to leave and for that he had to punish you.

“Open up Y/n!” he demanded as he pressed his cock against your mouth, but you wouldn’t listen to him. Wouldn’t be the first time for Itadori or rather his inner curse to use force on you. “Aaaah, fuck that’s it, open that throat.” His length was so great that it wouldn’t all fit inside your mouth, so he stuck the tip of it down your throat until you passed out from loss of air.

After that you wouldn’t talk to him, which greatly worried Itadori. He would give you hugs and soft kisses all around your face, but nothing seemed to work on you. Sukuna prompted him to fuck the words out of your mouth, but for the first time in ages Itadori wouldn’t listen to Sukuna and forced him to sit still inside of the confines of his body. He then nuzzled his head on your belly, rubbing his nose against it, making you giggle in the process as his actions tickled you. That was the first time you had laughed since this whole hell began and Itadori loved it. A pure laughter.

From then on, he stopped forcing himself on you, but he still wouldn’t be able to let you go. Considering how shitty the situation could get, you were extremely happy with your new predicaments. It was like building e new idyllic palace together, by working out on your issues and to be honest, it wasn’t that hard to love Itadori, who deeply cared and loved you. But it all came crashing down once you learned that from the previous intercourse’s you were pregnant.

Itadori was shocked as well and comforted you as you cried on his shoulder. He assured you and promised his support in you decision on what to do with the child. He would love if you’d decide to keep the baby and since his grandfather left him some inheritance, he could support you, but in case you’d want an abortion, he’d be understanding and go through it all with you.

This was the first time he had ever given you a choice in making your own decision since the beginning of this relationship. As soon as you found out your first idea was to just get rid of it but seeing how Itadori would make up names for the kid and asking which gender you’d prefer, or how he’d casually show you pictures of cute little baby clothes…it all made you change your mind.

A year later around this time you were cradling your son on your stomach, a jute pink dinosaur jumpsuit on him and Itadori, your other baby, was laying a bit further down as well, smiling at his two most precious jewels on this earth.

[thevoidwriting]

Toji shouldn't be left alone with kids.

@noritoshiikamo you did this.

So this will be done two ways wifey!reader playing with megumi and tsumiki as well as an unnamed child of theirs. Cause we all know toji. Second will be wifey!reader married to megumi.

Let's start, wifey for toji is a glorified babysitter for both for his previous kids and for their own, deeper bond with All the kids then their dad.

When darling has to leave to get anything or do anything and leave the kids with him she always comes back to brushed megumi, an angry tsumiki and one crying lil one.

Toji wanted to 'teach' megumi how to fight, tsumiki doesn't count and lil one is only 2 so they don't count either.

That or he took them to the race track and poor wifey had a panic attack and nearly killed toji when he got hit alot.

Wifey just took the kids next time even after toji said he could take em

"Toji that's not a safe place for kids and you took all three not just yours but mine too, how..... What is in your brain!" You screamed.

"I might have been hit in the head one to many times, will you stop screeching woman, they were perfectly safe with me. I know you would kill me if they got hurt." He looked at the bandage still on his upper arm. "Brain dead useless dumb brute." You grab the kids to take them home, he grabs your arm, "What did I say."

Now I'm going to start this by saying they would never leave the lil one with toji unless they ha absolutely no choice

Toji is a bit more careful with grandkids since megumi and his wife would kill him an make sure he stays dead.

But for this megumi And darling had to do things and deal with curses, megumi says it's a bad idea and wifey states they have no other choice.

Enter toji and megumis wifey holding a knife to him telling him exactly what she'll do to him if the lil bean isn't safe and sound.

Spoiler toji got knifed

"I should have listened to you, he nearly dropped lil bean on it's head." You try to calm down holding your 2 year old cuddling it close.

Megumi who is standing in-between you both. "Lil bean is fine and toji caught em but TOJI you are very luck this time." Megumi is trying to get him out the front door. Toji who is holding his arm which has a slash in it. "I respect the need to protect your child but I slash was a bit extreme." He might have been right.

[brazenlystrong]

He’s a mature parent, absolutely. It’s not that he can’t sit down and talk it out with Megumi normally like others would. It’s more so that he knows exactly what tactics to use since a ‘casual conversation’ just doesn’t work with them. He won’t get any answers if that were to happen. Besides, both he and Megumi know exactly what this is about but the issue is that getting the information out of Megumi will be tricky. And fairly, Gojo respects that. He respects that his kid won’t spill the beans to anyone, not even to him. At least not without a fight (metaphorically said).

Satoru is amused to see Megumi’s reaction once he opens the lid. Those forty minutes were totally worth the hilarious two seconds of utter bafflement on Megumi’s face. The edges of Gojo’s devilish smirk only further rise as time passes— until he hears the other’s response. The smirk then becomes comically down-curved. He really is making him work now, isn’t he…?

“Sure sure.” He gets back up and heads into the kitchen.

Now… if only he could create a heat-changing tea cup with text that would show up on the bottom of it when Megumi fills it with tea right now. But alas, that's impossible and he doesn’t have days to spare to get it custom-made. More so he doesn’t have the patience for it. He’d have to get creative with this one.

And he does.

He grabs a pen and two paper napkins. While he is waiting for the water to boil, he writes something on one of the napkins. He places that napkin on the saucer before placing the cup on top of it.

“Megumiii. What tea would you like?” He calls out.

When the tea is served, he ensures the napkin with the text: “I’m just a lil' quizzy. What was the result?” is placed under Megumi’s cup.

Suspicion is clear like water in those dark eyes, squinting as following the other with all the mistrust a fifteen years old can muster; they both know this has not finished, not even close.

Still, he just watches him leave, attention returning to the book after a moment. By when Satoru comes back he's already starting a third page, giving away despite himself that he might be anxious, as he normally only would do one per day. The distrustful look comes back once again as the pizza is placed before him, hands closing the book and setting the items aside as bringing it towards him, finally lifting lid.

Shit.

Megumi swears he can feel Satoru's eyes on the back of his neck as all the alarms go off inside his head. He almost can hear soldiers screaming abort abort! in panic after walking right into the trap. There was no way to back down now, the terrible pun was imprinted in his mind like a curse, and they both were fully aware. However, he would be damned if he gave up now; his Dad raised no loser. So, taking a deep breath, he simply reaches for a piece and focuses on eating it, other hand idly scrolling through his mobile as to get himself fully busy with something- anything else.

"Can you boil some water for tea?"

Playing dumb served him well multiple occasions during his childhood, so who said it wouldn't work well now? Better than letting him win and see that grin. He wasn't going down without a fight.

[siriuslysatorusimping]

*Preview* Follow My Lead (upcoming 'Another Level' installment)

Update: POSTED

"-Saw this bitter kid who glared at me as if I was the source of all his problems, but gave Gojo an even bigger stink-eye, and just-”

“Gave him a cookie,” Megumi stated, rolling his eyes. “You tried to bribe me with a cookie.”

She grinned as he spoke, her chest feeling light. She never expected him to remember that, not really.

“Excuse you, kid,” Rinko said indignantly. “I did bribe you with a fucking cookie. It worked. Even though you’re still too observant and jaded for your age. Just as bitter too-”

“I’ve been told that I get my attitude from spending too much time with you,” he cut her off with a smirk. “Bitter, just like you.”

-

If you haven't already, you can read Another Level on AO3 💕

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I wanted to do post posting commentary which is usually me just venting depressively. And that's kinda bc i lack the degree of sympathy that would allow me to fully understand what it might feel like as an outside individual watching a content creator go through the same shit week after week. But i assume it's not a vibe so here's me talking about itadori yuuji as a character.

1. He rubs me the wrong way. I get his appeal as a happy lil bean who can punch hard. But part of me is like megumi u are an amazing individual full of intrigue and mystery and determination to do what's right by ur own standards. Nobara u are a bad ass bitch (understatement) who also has a very strong set of personal morals and kicks fucking ass. Gojo i hate u. Itadori though.

Itadori though.

He, lost a friend? Had to euthanize some people. And has a 1000 yr old hottie with a body living inside him. That's it.

Oh also his granpa died but it happened so early on you've probably forgotten about it by the time the story picks up bc outside of giving yuji that flimsy goal of "i want people to die properly" it's never really brought,,up?? I feel bad about this part but listen post posting commentary time has no filter.

2. Idk why i numbered this list like do i have anything more to say on this man, not really. EDIT: AND IS THAT NOT THE POINT

[mechanicalinertia]

What’s next for Divine Patronage?

So my Ranma / Ah My Goddess! / other miscellaneous anime that take place in 1990′s Tokyo fanfic has become more popular than anything else I’ve ever written. I may have classes but this is my designated ‘leisure activity’ now for sure.

Anyway, I have a rough idea for this initial ‘arc’, and how it’ll end. Fine. Whatever. More importantly, though, I have continuing ideas about how to cross over more and more mid-90′s anime and other things into this mishmash where Urd and Ranma have to ‘problem-solve’ things. Christ I wrote like 9 possible arc setups last night; it’ll take me years to make good on them if I do at all.

That’s why I’m a-posting brief summaries of them here, so if I give up on these people can just steal em’.

1. CRIMES OF THE MISHIMA GROUP AGAINST GOOD TASTE

Sayoko Mishima and her zaibatsu god-nap Keiichi and in doing so royally piss off Belldandy. Urd has to snatch the poor kid, who is now a minor god, out from Sayoko’s clutches before Belldandy just loses it and nukes earth in silent rage. Ranma can’t beat the compound alone, though, so Urd turns to Akiko Natsume - the actual head of Mishima - and her all purpose combat android for some help. Unfortunately, the android has a cat brain. Cue Ranma struggling to confront his fears to save the world.

Crossover with: All Purpose Cultural Catgirl Nuku Nuku, a medium-obscure OVA from the 90′s starring Megumi Hayashibara as the wacky cat-bot-girl with Saeko Shimazu (Kodachi’s voice among others) as Akiko. Good fun.

2. FATE / STRANGE; DAYS

Remember Lind, the Valkyrie from the Angel Eater Arc of AMG? Well, she back. She intervened in Fate / Zero’s Holy Grail War (assumed to take place around 1994) and contracted w/ Kiritsugu the way Urd did with Ranma. Now Kiri may have lost all his lady companions, but he gets Illya back from Germany and is raising her alongside Shirou with the help of Illya’s wacky maids. Maybe lil’ Rin and Sakura are involved, too, I dunno.

Anyway, Lind considers the Sailor Senshi a threat to the divine order (they do appear to predate human civilization) - especially since Saturn’s Glaive of Silence is believed to be the Norse Gungnir, Spear of Destiny, Odin’s superweapon that could (even in the OG myths) rewrite reality itself to render enemies nonexistent.

So Lind gets Kiritsugu, Arturia Saber, and Prisma Illya to go to Tokyo and track down Sailor Saturn with Ranma’s help. Then they end up teleporting to the distant past of the Silver Milennium, back when the Senshi’s magic rendered the other planets of the Solar System inhabitable. Cue a string of John Carter references.

Crossover with: Fate / Zero, Fate Kaleid Liner Prisma Illya. Might even separate the Fate story from the whole Saturn / Gungnir subplot - they’re just hunting Kirei and Gil, then. Sure. Fine.

3. THE FUTURE IS HERE AND IT SUCKS

Skuld time travels into the future, only to find that almost every single timeline ends with humanity being wiped out before the 22nd century - perhaps by SM’s Great Freeze, perhaps by other factors. Unfortunately, she forgot to close her possible-future-timeline portals properly, which leads to various cyberpunk futures bouncing off one another for supremacy in 1996.

(Look I wanted to just fuckin do BGC or GITS crossover. Couldn’t decide. Why not both?)

Crossover with: BGC 2032 (Or my 2069 rebot), Ghost in the Shell, Silent Mobius (maybe)

4. GAMES OF THE GODS

The obligatory ‘gang plays an RPG’ sitcom episode, only a) it’s Cyberpunk 2020 because I’ve read that system’s books, and b) the goddesses all bring their boytoys along to be sucked into the game world as their player characters. (Urd gets Ranma, Bell gets Keiichi, Skuld is the GM, Peorth gets Ryoga, Lind gets Kiritsugu) (I guess I better do an arc where Peorth patronizes Ryoga to screw with Urd...)

5. GUNS, BOMBS, ROCK N’ ROLL

Ranma gets dragged along by Urd for a vacation, theoretically to LA. But then after getting bored of the Obligatory Beach Episode, Urd rediscovers that she has a daughter in Chicago - Rally Vincent. She and Ranma rush off to screw up the events of the manga and protect her daughter from the brainwashing of a lesbian rapist crime lord. (I wish I was making that last bit up). Maybe Priss of BGC tags along to really hammer in the WACKY KENICHI SONODA CROSSOVER thing?

Crossover with: Gunsmith Cats, Riding Bean, maybe BGC

6. HEISEI BLOSSOMS BLOOMING

The Japanese government decides to reactivate the Teikoku Kagekidan project, this time using idoru as the mecha pilots instead of the Takarazura Revue thing they had going on in the 20′s. The K-on girls audition, the Love Live girls audition, someone in the Ranma cast or something tries out as well. Mecha are now nuclear-powered instead of steam-powered (whatever that means)

Crossover with: Original Sakura Wars franchise, Tite Kubo iteration non-involved. maybe K-on and Love Live

7. RANMA’S LUDICROUS EXCURSION: STAR-DIAMOND DUST IS UNCRUSADERABLE

Ranma gets a stand. Urd thinks it’s like her angel. Yare yare daze.

Crossover with: What do you think, genius?

8. ETERNAL SUMMER

Ranma gets trapped in a temporal anomaly centered around Tomobiki Town. Now it’s August 1982, Ataru and Lum are about to get married, and unless he can stop the total breakdown of the pocket reality within the seven days before the time loop resets he’ll become part of it forever. Trippy New Wave Existentialist Bullshit - Screwball Comedy meets Body Horror. Also see: Higurashi.

Crossover with: Urusei Yatsura

9. TRICOWBOYOUTLAW BEBOPGUNSTAR: EFF YOU, SPACE COWBOY

A valiant attempt to crossover all three of the late 90′s ‘Cowboy shonen’ anime of the time in one universe. A shared universe? Nah. We’re probably just gonna transplant all the characters into 90′s Tokyo again and watch the body count pile up.

Crossover with: Cowboy Bebop, Outlaw Star, Trigun. Oh, and maybe one of those ‘robo-maid’ shows from the aughties (Hand Maid May, Mahoromatic, Steel Angel Kurimi), just to fuck with everyone.

10. COPS AND ROBOTS

Ranma gets in trouble with the police for sneaking onto the Babylon Project, forced into community service, and then ends up blackmailed into the long-running grudgematch between the SV2 Labor Squad and the Tokyo Highway Patrol.

Crossover with: You’re Under Arrest, Patlabor (original OVA mostly)

11. SUPERIOR AUTOMATRONIC DISPUTE RESOLUTION: GO NAGAI EAT YOUR HEART OUT

Skuld gets in a fight with some deities from some rival pantheons, and as a proper grudgematch resolution they all resolve to build Giant Robots and then Battle Royale them. Ranma has to pilot one.

Crossover with: NOTHING.

12. THE HOUND OF ULSTER BARKS AT MIDNIGHT

Cu Chullain, husbando of Ex-Valkyrie and turncoat Irish goddess Scathach, teams up with Ranma in Dublin to stop IRA extremists from resurrecting the Tuatha De Dannan, specifically the Morrigan. A teenage Bazett (from Fate) shows up and gets all fangirly.

13. TALES FROM THE OOPS

An abandoned particle accelerator built in the 80′s near Stockholm may or may not cause Ragnarok. Ranma and some edgy Swedish Teenagers have to deal with 90′s recession bullshit and clean the place out

Crossover with: Tales from the Loop, Things From the Flood

That’s about it, honestly. I have other things I’d like to crossover with, tbh, mostly mecha stuff. Among them:

- Cannon God Exaxxion

- Eva

- Gundam UC

- Muv-Luv

-Negmia / another Ken Akumatsu trashpile (and I mean that in the best possible way)

Shit this is fun. Imma make another one of these posts with even more ludicrious crossovers later. Peace out.

[autumn-foxfire]

I get why the jokes are made! It's the non-jokes that freak me out lmao (I mean the jokes are a lil uncomfy but they're Jokes- tho the post you linked's tags are a Lot) From the post, Megumi didn't mean what Sukuna meant, SO IT'S STILL WEIRD. Sukuna weirds me out lolol

Oh, sorry about not understanding then XD

(And yeah, I think sometimes don’t really think about the ages of the characters, especially when it comes to shipping them with immortal ones considering the concept of age is out the window for those characters. They seem to forget the same cannot be said for the other.)

Sukuna is a creep but then again he’s also a murdering curse that likes to torment Yuuji (and we do not stan that :/ Yuuji is an innocent bean who doesn’t deserve to have to deal with Sukuna.)

[tomatetoro]

gold, jazz, pearls, penthouse, roses, and satin~

under the cut cause i typed so much lmao 

Gold: describe what you would call the most perfect meal.

i love seafoood and comfort food, a perfect meal would probably be an array of lots of things i love to eat: a bowl of freshly made steamed rice with soy sauce, some pieces of tuna and salmon sashimi, a bowl of paella, some lasagna on the side, some enchiladas on the sideeee, some extra cheesy mac n cheese, some imitation crab with lemon squeezed on it too for the Last Snackie. jsdsfgh and for my drink? of course it must be: the baja blast or thai iced tea  that is so much food but i could eat it all trust me 

Jazz: name a song that resonates with you and your emotions. explain the reason why.

I’m gonna say a non-Vocaloid song for this one, Hoshi Kira by Megumi Nakajima Ranka Lee . It’s a really touching song and the lyrics are so beautiful. It makes my eyes well up with tears honestly; the song is a love song but also bittersweet by how she’s singing how she wants to be reborn and meet again and again with her beloved and how her love is like the universe ever expanding. It’s just super sweet and beautiful and no matter how I explain it I could never convey the story and emotions I hear in her voice :’U 

Pearls: What’s something about your personality that surprises others?

this is kinda hard to know but I’m guessing how positive I can be? I don’t feel like I’m an optimistic person, but I’m definitely the type to say everything WILL be ok and things will unravel themselves out of the knots and what not. like yeah sure i know some things will suck and might be shit for a while but i just don’t see things as 100% awful always ig, i feel that’s kinda annoying for others too though. 

I also think probably my willingness to help. I always wanna lend an ear and I often times have to offer multiple times before a person realizes that I’m not joking hfhfhgh I get told a lot like “it’s fine i know it’s probably too much im sorry to make you listen to me” but im like no!!!! i want to know!!! i genuinely want to know and help and listen!! 

lastly, probably that im not as much of a baby as i seem to be even tho im like nya nya nya all day i do have normal thoughts heh

Penthouse: what would you consider your dream home? describe it.

oh gosh aaaa, i dont mind where i live as love as its comfy and safe. I’d wanna be near a city, maybe even a major city, but i dont wanna necessarily be living in the middle of new york city yknow what i mean. i want a nicely spaced backyard and front yard, enough to do little projects and stuff but not a super nice backyard. i would have lots of pretty plants and have lil bunnies and deer coming infgjhnm maybe like , that sorta dutch style with the cream base and brown trim wood planks (i cannot describe for my life lmao)? or mission style would be pretty too. i would like enough rooms and space for my stuff and to have extra goodies in the house :3 and i want to have lots of little things for Beans to be extra happy (omg omg those cat stairs that go across the walls lmao)! a gazebo outside with a flowy veil over it would be pretty ghgfh

Roses: If it had to be winter, autumn, spring or summer for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

maybe summer :0c i loveee warm weather and clear skies bc it feels like i can go out and actually do things. i wanna say spring because the aesthetic is soooo cute but in the spring i have classes and my allergies so 😔 i dont really mind any weather as long as its not too extreme or annoying with the same extreme weather all day every day i hate washington weather now like raining all day and night for weeks or white cloudy skies and cold windy? nope, thats some seasonal depression activator realness 💅

Satin: what is your most favorite article of clothing?

probably my ouji lolita button up shirt w vest pairing! i dont wear it much atm because of My Emotions , but i still really love it , lace trim on a shirt is so cuteeee :’U 

thank you for the asks mercies!! 💕 :3

[134340am]

yuna!!! hi!!! hope your day was good <3 power finally came back 😌 got a drink to celebrate and it came with a little gummy shark and it made my day! megumi plush kept me goin thru the sweaty nights now i can go watch aot again :D!! read your kuroo fic and it made me so happy ;-; i got a lot of deadlines next week and i’ll be thinking of himst although i will say haikyuu faves do be kenma and oikawa just to share a fun fact anyways yes <3 sending you a big hug and a head pat and a lil bouquet of your favorite flowers cuz you deserve them - :)

hey ellie beans (づ￣ 3￣)づ m glad the power finally came back! that must've been a scary and stressful ordeal. i love gummies heh

thank u megumi plushie for ur service!!! give him some head pats and nose boops 🤗 i'm glad you liked the kuroo fic and omg i promise i'm not ignoring your oikawa request i have it kinda planned out already! i'm just swamped with other requests BUT I PROMISE I'LL WRITE AND POST BEFORE THE END OF APRIL :-( and kenma is my baby too. you have good taste bub <3

thank you for the hug and head pat and bouquet! they're well received :-) sending you a hug and a kiss on the cheek and a little tupperware of cut fruit