#medicbag

[icyzoie]

PAYDAY devs are cooking

sauce: https://www.paydaythegame.com/news/payday3/2024/02/operation-medicbag/#prettyphoto/0/

if the devs see this, please don't push yourself too hard and PLEASE avoid crunch. I wouldn't mind if some of these get delayed, mental health first! 🥺

[slimmestslime]

funny au information NOW [launching furniture via telekinesis]

MY FUCKING HOUSE. IT IS IN SHAMBLES

also your wish is my command. prepare for a wall

for things to make sense, i should give background on the spearheader of the au. aka, why the au even fucking exists. and once i do THAT then i’ll explain it so its not just. “ok how the fuck did this happen”

so to get it out of the way. i have this very particular oc, Tuppoi, whom i post abt on and off but ive never really explained. mainly due to the fact that if i were to explain her properly then any post would become the equivalent of the great firewall of china. but for au’s sake i’ll summarize what the fuck she is, how she do, and how she created another timeline. aka this au

tuppoi came from an AAHW cloning batch that uses fuckn, dna samples from prior to marshmellow madness when animals theoretically existed. there were 3 others in her batch but we’re only focusing on Fuckhead right now. her sample contained mostly lizard & skink dna, and some chromosome fuckery later, heres why she has four hands. some dissension shit later of “this job fucking SUCKS” and her technical brother was wounded in the crossfire of escaping, while also being slapped into a coma due to tuppoi’s own medical malpractice. she cant Medicbag. this caused her to want to revive him, so she put her talent of technical machinery to use and started to produce weaponry to raise funds to bring em back. this wasn’t enough though, so she switched to android manufacturing. many monopoly money later and she’s risen to the top where she can start asking around for those to revive her brother. which, smthn abt a fragmented S3LF later, she decides that she HAS to attract the attention of stygian in order to bring him back. monopolization and “fuckoff SQ” later, stygian arrives like the mercy from overwatch gif and revives her brother for shits and giggles then despawns (this is a pissass explaination but the visual works). this causes tuppoi to realize that death is a meaningless concept in nevada if you truly can just bring someone back from the dead, since she didnt fully believe it prior. and once she discovered what the fuck dissonance is (after one of her androids got killed), she got set on “resetting” nevada to its former glory, prior to the nexus’ downfall and prior to any improb drive activation. the “default of nevada” as she’d coin it.

so a fuckton of going back and forth between the SQ and purgatory shit later (the SQ deems her as a threat, and fuck i don’t blame them!) she opens a gate, nether portal, whatever to purgatory to let a very fucking dangerous thing out to scorch nevada. and with the help of her fuckass improb drive ipad infected with a null variable, which effectively bypasses the theoretical admin system of nevada (think like a pc), she completely reset nevada. though in canon she both succeeded AND failed due to an interloper completely splitting the process and causing her timeline to splinter off from the current, instead of completely resetting the nevada they resided in.

tldr, tuppoi is a fucking smug asshole and with the help of “i know too much for my own good”, she fractured reality because she saw the current reality as too easy, and went to make reality into her own vision.

okay are you still here. i didnt scare you off right. okay cool, so now about the au she successfully created and the shit you actually ASKED ABOUT,

the au Tuppoi created can best be summarized as “if cyberpunk 2077 took place in nevada, and if everything was a theoretical utopia”. everything is so technologically advanced that atleast every grunt has an augmentation of some sort. and where the SQ was trying to uphold the status quo of the machine, the SQ here is trying to completely break it in order to cause anarchy, out of sheer distaste under Tuppoi’s utopian and ever-so-subtle dictatorish rule.

a bit more context on to how the au was created, once tuppoi was slapped into the new timeline they were thrown immediately into when marshmellow madness was about to happen. so to prevent THAT and from a certain null integer spawning, with the power of her fuckass improb drive she completely deleted it. and since improb drives hadn’t even been conceived yet; it was freeroam for her to do whatever she wanted, to be perceived as a god and to shape nevada into her molding. and so her second course of action was to completely revoke The Maker’s admin role and to merge a certain fuckshit with The Machine, basically turning a degrading and almost deceased imac into a modern day gaming computer. so now, tuppoi has complete reign under nevada!

ok i fucking deviated BAH. morw about the au since this is not an exclusively tuppoi ramble even though she is keenly tied to it.

the au, the terminal au, named as such since. you can take terminal alot of different ways and also >computer terminal. grunts are effectively under a hivemind to stay “correct” and to follow their assigned tasks, their goals. much like actual madcom canon except the machine got fuckshit pissy about that not being followed. though here since every grunt is augmented, they’re hooked to the machine’s server which forces them to behave and not “act out of line”, making it VERY difficult to dissent, BUT. the SQ (which i probably need to rename huh) managed anyway from varying points;

doc being a super hacker and able to reroute past the machine’s connection, dei just turning off connection to the machine and doing the same thing for sanford— connecting to doc’s server if needbe for hacking purposes, and hank just. Well. Fucker is 80% bionic so he’s sort of relying off doc anyway, so he’s hardwired to doc’s server. really most of this can be summarized up to “me and the boys avoiding the school firewall”

jebus likely exists but not in the way you’d think, im still thinking about him but he’d be a savior in his own way, crackpot ate shit and died aka i dont even know if he exists considering in the au, nexus city didnt even get established, tricky i need to think about but he’d either be Mostly organic or Mostly mechanical, i cant tell. bro has to have a stark contrast somewhere and im still debating. employers only half-exist but their role isn’t “all-powerful overseeing gods”, its “forced into overseeing districts of nevada from their stations”, so every employer is forced to be the auditor since tuppoi does Not trust anyone. not even with creative mode she just Doesnt trust anyone, and she has no need to in hindsight.

phobos also doesnt exist. Shocking. or well, maybe crackpot&him could exist but they’d be so rewritten. maybe they’re a warhammer40k terminally online club idk LMAO.

feel like i should elaborate on both doc & hank’s designs so far but i think they’re self explanatory. doc has the Big Computer on his hip and is shaped like a hackerman, also has lightup sketchers cause he would. and he’d pull up his pc with holograms so that shit’s neat i think. also of course he’d be able to hack stuff, but his skills are Greatly Enhanced when his pc is on, at the tradeoff of him risking being discovered by tuppoi due to so many anonymous and heavily encrypted packets being sent to her server (the machine).

and hank is 80% bionic and 20%? mechanical, playing into the “this fucker is a MACHINE.” and the reason for him being so augmented so much, is that revival sort of Doesnt exist. yeah. death is fucking Permanent, and stuff like medicbags is a scarce find (can you tell tuppoi made this timeline.) so the only way to efficiently heal yourself is to augment yourself. Which is why hank looks like a fucking soldat on destiny steroids. and why he has that big fuckoff blade which can be replaced for other parts (but thats mostly to make him kill quicker) but by fucking god im not drawing them!! one of them is a railgun reconfigured into a rifle, and i’m NOT DRAWING THAT !!

but yeah. key takeaways;

— tuppoi (terminal) au is cyberpunk 2077 but nevada and everything is a utopia governed by Fuckshit Von Tupperware

— dissenters want reality fucked up and nuked because in every timeline they hate tuppoi (mostly true)

— tuppoi’s character arc is “i miss my brother -> “Reality is pointless and so is progression, it’s best if it was all reset and built anew under a more purposeful gaze.”

— i need to ramble about these fuckshits more so thank you for invading my home, throwing my furniture around like a gmod prophunt map, and asking for This

as a bonus heres terminal tuppoi & int i never posted because i forgor

[readyglove]

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[drakken9999]

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[corknaut]

duke and/or dallas for the ask game thing (hehe d and d. oh fuck im thinking about payday gang d&d night again oh god oh fu-)

i mean duke wouldnt do the soup thing but he could and i would. the 'never did anything wrong' spot specifically comes from the fact that he has no heister-specific lines on prison nightmare which means hes not haunted by anything hes ever done ever. NO REGERTS <3

dallas was so poorlittlemeowmeow in the dentists intro when that nurse held a scalpel to his face like he just wants to go home pls.. based for killing swats and pmcs all day for a living and shafting the presidency. i actually recognized his mask before i ever heard of the game from being online as a kid and it was a trip to finally see his source material in 2020 LMAO

(original if u wanna rb it urself ^_^)

[baqajaz]

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[viscerasteel]

Payday 2 Pokemon Part 2

Captian Winter- Abomasnow for obvious reasons once again

Dallas- Charzard named blaze (because our boi deserves the coolest starter, also carries a medic bag for dallas lol) *BLAZE I NEED A MEDICBAG!*

Chains- Blastoise *USE HYDRO CANNON!*

Houston/Hoxton- Kingler named Bait

Wolf- Lycanrock (Midnight form) Named Coyote

[alexandervonbronewskimanufaktur]

One of the biggest inspiration in leathercraft for me are the masterpieces crafted by the saddlers working for the swiss army. This medic case from 1958 is still fully intact and equipped, totally handsewn and is an object to study for hours. So many great details went into the making. It´s a path to follow on how to design my further works which will hopefully also last 60+ years. Thanks @missfrida22 for lending me this masterwork. #swissarmy #vintagearmy #swissarmyoriginal #vintageleather #vintageleatherbag #medicbag #sanitäter #medic #doctorbag #armyfirstaid # (hier: Alexander von Bronewski Manufaktur)

[angelicamonster]

New bag for my new job 😍 #rothco #medicbag #armysurplus #nurse #gear

[drakken9999]

Chest ring à port discret ARKTIS M673 permettant l'emport de chargeurs pour armes longues et de son Medic kit. ... #secourismeenmilieuhostile #medickit #medicbag #combatmedic #edcgear #tacticalcasualtycare #tacmed #theactivitygroup #jbccorp #watergel #narrescue @terrang.fr https://www.instagram.com/p/CBN6yoHHzyY/?igshid=1g69gnhqxatsr

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[leahforeals]

Your medic for today. At your service 😁👷👍👌✌💊💉🚑 #nationalguard #drill #17thstb #medic #meddet #medicbag #backpack #soldier #usarmy

[drakken9999]

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[drakken9999]

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[drakken9999]

Arktis B310 arid desert so tech tactical backpack multicam. Fin de confinement... ... #arktisltd #sotechtactical #secourismeenmilieuhostile #trekking #medicbag https://www.instagram.com/p/CAFIl8PH9WH/?igshid=yej34kswpd2q