#medicalmalpracticeapologist

[agentperezbian]

Trap or Treat? >:3

oh boi I sure hope I won’t end up in a sexy saw trap this would be soooo baaaaad-

You get:

Trap! The angel trap - it may be rigged but you're still serving cunt before you die.

[hoffstrap-yuri]

Okay okay uhh writing prompts!! as a 3dshipping fan (but u know no pressure)

Holding hands - 42

Hugs - 16

Kisses - 56

Holding hands 42- dragging the other with them, holding their hand

Hugs 16- 'not wanting to let go' hugs

Kisses 56- angry kisses Of course, hope you enjoy!!

--- Hoffman hissed as the puke green light filled the space of the bathroom. He knew who would be perched in the doorway, waiting for his repentance. He didn’t say anything as the silhouette moved to turn the painful fluorescent lights on, his eyes had barely adjusted to the hall light. He snapped his eyelids shut before opening them again, watching as the other man paced across the room.

“My, you look famished.”

“Fuck you.” The man chained to the wall said. Or at least tried to say. It was supposed to come off confident but with the limited amount of water the doctor was giving him, Mark’s voice was hoarse. Just enough to keep him alive if he didn’t drink it all at once. Not enough to comfortably satisfy his thirst. Most of the time, Lawrence was careful enough to make sure not to get to close to Hoffman. He had learned the hard way that the man was still bitter, even though this was just a natural consequence of disobeying their master’s command. Mark lashed out like a wounded dog, and Lawrence had reigned him back in like the good disciple that he was.

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The first time he had walked in after chaining Hoffman up the man feigned pity. Not that Lawrence bought it, but he got close enough to Hoffman that the former detective snatched the cane bitterly and sent the other apprentice down to the floor. His hand clasped onto Lawrence’s and dragged the man away from his mobility aid.

“This how that pathetic little guy felt as you held him in his arms?” Hoffman’s eyes were filled with anger, but Lawrence’s filled with rage. How dare Mark speak about Adam like he knew him. Without thinking, Lawrence’s hand jerked and connected with Hoffman’s head, shoving it into the white tiles stained by a decade’s worth of blood. The fresh blood from Mark’s head spilled beautifully into the grout as Lawrence used his disoriented state to his advantage, turning around and grabbing his cane from across the room. That was the end of that visit and Lawrence was much more careful now around the last one of John’s chosen.

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“Fuck you.” Mark repeated. His voice shook as he said it. Lawrence seemed satisfied with himself, the giant wall of meat looked as though he might cry. What could be the reason this time, Lawrence wondered to himself. He put the water bowl in front of Mark, sliding it across the floor towards him. The water splashed onto the floor and Mark got onto his knees to lap up what he could from the bowl before more water could displace itself. It wasn’t enough. It would never be enough, but until Lawrence grew a conscious or stopped playing Jigsaw pretend, Mark had to drink what was given and accept it. Lawrence turned away after Hoffman was finished, picking the bowl up after scooting it closer to himself. “Wait.”

“What?”

“Don’t go.” Mark pleaded. His ego had been chipped down to next to nothing so he couldn’t say he really felt shame in asking his captor to indulge in his request for company.

“Why not?”

“I…” His voice broke as he thought of a reason that would satisfy Lawrence. He came up with nothing and resentful tears started streaming down his face. “I need to feel someone.” Lawrence’s head titled to the side as he considered the words Mark laid before him. He had to laugh. He ran a careful fingertip over the parched lips of Hoffman before sliding his thumb over the center of Mark’s cupid’s bow.

“Like that?”

“More…”

“Like… this?” Lawrence paused for a second as his lips hovered over the other’s mouth. He applied on the slightest of pressure at first, but Hoffman seemingly melted at the contact. Hoffman poured what little strength he still had into turning the kisses from something soft and chaste to something more bitter, angry even. He would bit down on the inside of Lawrence’s lip if he didn’t know the other man would mistake it for a sign of aggression but he knew the other apprentice well. Hell he could know it was a sign of aggression and still punish Hoffman for slipping up. Sometimes it felt like he was trapped on his own ice cube trap dealing with Lawrence’s whims. “Who knew you would be such an emotional whore? That all it would take was a kiss from me to keep you under control?”

“Shut up.” Hoffman’s eyes started down at his feet. He knew he shouldn’t have kissed Lawrence and yet there they were. Hoffman’s arms weakly reached out for the soft love handles of Lawrence’s side before resting his hands there.

“I do not have a key, if that is what you are looking for.” Lawrence said completely deadpan. When Mark didn’t start feeling him up he actually wrapped an arm around the former prodigy’s back and held him against his chest. Mark’s face buried into the rather ugly dad cardigan that the doctor was wearing and took in his scent. So sterile. Clean. Like he keep himself separate from his identity as the Jigsaw killer. Something Mark never got. His lips came crash back onto Lawrence’s as he tried to swallow down the rage at John’s injustices. Lawrence returned the contact with not so much as a muscle out of place. Perfection. That’s the doctor’s aim. Lawrence pulled away from the kiss and looked down at his watch.

“I have a patient I need to meet with in thirty minutes.” He remarked callously, “I’ve had more than enough play time.” Mark’s grip on the fabric of Lawrence’s top got tighter. To feel his bulk after months of the cold in the bathroom felt like heaven.

“Don’t leave me…”

Lawrence pried his hands off of Hoffman and turned away. “Maybe if you’re this well behaved next time… well that’s if you can behave.” Lawrence walked away from Hoffman, leaving him in the dark alone once more.

[yezhk]

another collab with @medicalmalpracticeapologist, now it's all vice versa, there's only my shading and lineee

[hoffstrap-yuri]

I love the way that Bobby is desperately grasping on Lawrence?? He's lost everything and has no choice but to cling to this one survivor that finally understands him?? Beautiful work as always!

📀shipping

[ostendird-oddie]

She’s my roman empire… inspired by @medicalmalpracticeapologist ‘s drawing of larry with the same vibe and @solar-lens ‘s drawing of hoffman!!!

[rarilee33]

Collab between myself (lineart, rendering) and @medicalmalpracticeapologist (initial sketch, flat colouring) of some saw girls

[gh0st-4ss]

had to quickly draw mr whoreman here in drag 'cause @medicalmalpracticeapologist 's post has been rattling around my skull for. some odd hours.

[forestclawz]

Wedding day Vanessa lineart because Vanessamanda wedding thoughts

@medicalmalpracticeapologist @burgershopsammi surprise!

[danime25]

Tagged by @biglovely for this, thank you!

Spell your URL with song titles then tag as many people as there are letters

D- Don't Get Married (결혼하지마) -T-ara

A- Anyway You Want It -Journey

N- Numb Little Bug -Em Beihold

I- Iris -Goo Goo Dolls

M- Mr Brightside- The Killers

E- Everywhere -Michelle Branch

2- 22- Taylor Swift

5- I'm Gonna Be (500 miles) -The Proclaimers

I'll tag @afoxnamedmulder, @cowbutches, @dixxiemaegraphics, @hoffmanslostbutton, @spazticfangirl, @medicalmalpracticeapologist , @frenchporkybuns and @yohohotookabiteofgumgum

As always you don't have to if you don't want to!

[jennilah]

Get to know me better!

tagged by @bioelectriccell! 😊

tagging: @thekittyokat @threshie @medicalmalpracticeapologist @remacant @dixxiemaegraphics

if u guys want :3 no pressure

Three Ships: Currently? u are never gonna believe this, but... Hoffstrahm. and Perezmanda and HoffStrahmHeightDon just to inject a lil shenanigans here

First Ship: oh man I dont know for 100% certain but Im pretty sure it was Kataang. Im pretty confident that show introduced me to the concept of shipping and shipping wars as a kiddo. it was a lot more of lighthearted fun back then lmao

Last Song:

Last Movie: Alien: Romulus. and I must say, I really enjoyed it!! ive never even seen more than Alien and Aliens so I wasnt sure what this was going to be, but Im glad I got peer pressured into seeing it.

Currently Reading: nothing atm 😬 I should at least find a new longfic to dive into

Currently Watching: currently watching all of the James Bond films with my college besties that I frequently watch movies with. So far, very intriguing.

Currently Eating: gonna cook up a dinner of chicken & cilantro lime rice. if you're thinking "chipotle?" yes, its quite literally because i cant get chipotle here and I miss their rice all the time so i have to make it myself.

Currently Craving: chipotle :(

small Romulus spoilers under the cut bc this is my opportunity to scream and ive been wanting to scream:

ANDY MY BELOVED!! the other type of character truly created in a lab for me. Androids who are a lil broken? Androids that are a sweet-natured awkwardboy who can still fuck you up? Androids who want nothing more than to feel and enjoy life with the people they care about? Androids that are loved and considered worth saving, because their genuine self is better than a more pristine, upgraded model? oh my god. oh my god.

when he was told he'd be left behind, the pain in his eyes as he said "well, thats okay..." i fucking cried dude im gonna cry again rn

[bloodshotgun]

Tagged by: @gurokatt and @medicalmalpracticeapologist (sorry it took me so long to get to it lmao, thank you for the tag!)

Last song: Cubicles by My Chemical Romance Favorite color: yellow that's so orange you're not really sure which it actually is Currently watching: Foot the Bill series on youtube (it started with saw movies and is really good, I can't recommend it enough) Last movie: Menu 2022 Sweet/Savoury/Spicy: Savoury Current obsession: main one is saw (obviously), plus I've been getting into orv (just the manhwa so far) and rereading house of leaves and the murderbot diaries

Tagging (only if you want to!): @eliotvlunogord @oicuperp @poppingbottlecaps @willgrahamsleftear @markhoffmansleftbazonga and anyone else who wants to join!

[transpierced]

tagged by @degloved thank u!!! :D

Last song: Your Number's Up by Ice Nine Kills. i love u horror movie songs

Favourite colour: usually it's red but i've been thinking about blue a lot recently. as one does. blue hour and oceans and neon lights .etc 💙

Currently watching: zoomed through the first 4 seasons of Gilmore Girls in two weeks, however the Watching Dread has begun to set in so i'm taking my time with it now

Last movie: Saw V again 😔 it's been a while and i missed my guys

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy: SWEET <333 then savoury then spicy

Current obsession(s): been in the Saw trenches for about 7 months now i think, time isn't real. also my old bioshock phase keeps poking my shoulder every so often and begging me to play it again and brother. i just might

Tagging (no pressure!!): @wizardfvcker @zanukavat @misspickman @speakercrab @definitelynotshouting @porosenoksposts @sawtrapz @poppingbottlecaps @medicalmalpracticeapologist

[gordonsicedcoffee]

tag game: nine people I'd like to get to know better

tagged by the lovely & absurdly talented @medicalmalpracticeapologist!! <33

last song: I Can Never Go Home Anymore / The Shangri-Las

favourite color: PINK!! every single shade of pink, tbh

currently watching: halfway/sorta/kinda-listening to this fckn video essay for the 73878728 time. it's on in the other tab. no need to watch intently. bc. well. I've got the script tattooed on my cerebelum @ this point

spicy/savoury/sweet: savory (my uncultured american ass spells that without the 'u'. but the point still stands!!)

relationship status: in a relationship w/the guy ever

current obsession: the saw franchise (shocking revelation!!) + those lil canned la colombe coffees

📍tagging (w/absolutely no pressure whatsoever!) nine of my beloved saw mutuals:

@noirtek, @sjwromanroy, @dr-reversebeartrap

@theflirtmeister, @riggedtrap, @agentperezbian

@lucifer-kane, @stellernorth, and @universalmonster—if any of u are so inclined 💖

[theflirtmeister]

i was tagged by @medicalmalpracticeapologist to share five songs you would put in a horror movie soundtrack (any five songs except for actual horror movie soundtracks) and tag five or more people.

i'm going to go for FUN BOPS that would be good as someone is slaughtering a room full of teenagers:

boss bitch - doja cat

breakin' dishes - rihanna

iconic! - madison rose

backstabber - kesha

never fuckin know - poutyface

i tag: @guentzel @ereb1d @afoxnamedmulder @whatifwekissedinthesawbathroom @jaggededges123

[ostendird-oddie]

Another magma doodle sesh with @medicalmalpracticeapologist

[rarilee33]

Magma collab (mostly doctor swap) with @medicalmalpracticeapologist and @ostendird-oddie !!