#meatqueuedator

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“The big wind”

reblog this post and reply with pics of the sexiest vehicles you can think of. i wanna see capital F Fuckable cars and planes and such

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me: "hmm idk, it seems unhealthy to eat left over fries from last night that I just left out all night..."

my tapeworm (growly voice, trying to sound like Venom): "The way I see it Flen, We can eat whatever We wa-" *hacking, coughing*

me: "Yeah... we can, can't we." *takes an antiparasitic and starts munching stale fries*

my tapeworm (normal, nasally and annoying voice): "wait no, anything but that. I promise I'll get better at the Venom voice, just give me time!"

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Every two weeks some wildly transmisogynistic thing happens and a couple transfems say “hey this is kind of fucked up” and then everyone and their transmasc genderfuck birthgiver jumps down their throat saying that it’s not a real thing and actually all trans people are equally oppressed and it’s actually transfem’s victim complexes that are the reason they are hurt so much and actually dude it’s not a big deal and actually

Like name a more misogynistic thing than correcting a woman about how and in what ways she is or is not oppressed.

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my sensitivity to weed is such bs tbh. I can take one big hit and be fucked for hours.

I can take a tiny hit and feel it pretty hard.

It's bs but it's also great, I've had a single cart and it's lasted me since september of 2023. I don't smoke very often but that thing is still like 4/5 full.

yeah girl I'm so fucking sensitive to weed, if you stuck a pen in my mouth and told me to take a DEEP breath I'd be so fucked like... *tucks hair behind ear* I wouldn't be able to fend for myself you'd have to take care of me and I'd be entirely at your mercy. Wouldn't that be awful? If you told me to keep taking hits even after I lost the ability to talk or think or remember. That'd suck so much

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genuinely! Like.... girl you're looking at the before pic in a before and after set.

people are always like "maeve youre so pretty" and "maeve youre so hot" and like i appreciate you investing early but just you wait until im 50 lbs heavier and i have DD cup tits

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you hate your body because it goes against the societal beauty standards of the country you grew up in. I hate my body because I'm built wrong and stupid. We are not the same.

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Can I put my fucking horses down yet or do I need to keep holding them

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Person who isn’t a masochist but gets off on their partner using them for whatever they’re into

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Person who isn’t a sadist but loves doing things to make their sub happy, even if they’re not that into it.

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I push the pull door, take that Liberals.

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*in the style of someone telling you about Outer Wilds*

Dude you have got to try jacking off, it's free, don't look anything up just do it.

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White Man SHOCKS pacific northwest by triggering perfect 10.0 magnitude earthquake along the cascadia fault line.

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they hate me because I unironically listen to Waters of Home Depot regularly.

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Robot girl plugged into and cuddling her 3d printer gf as she prints.

Is this anything

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anxious tops who keysmash when you desribe what you want them to do to you.

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oh yeah when it comes to getting in arguments on the internet, playing a song that goes hard on repeat on a low volume in the background does genuinely make it easier to talk to people. You're a videogame character and your battle music is playing.

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I’m a gold star breeding kink haver, I’ve never worn a condom in my life.