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[likeadragonpirateyakuzainhawaii]

10 Fandoms / 10 characters thing?

@elf-simp thank you for tagging me! I have no idea what I'm doing so I guess I'll just list ten characters from ten different things I like and tag some people LOL. I think that's what you did anyway

1) Goro Majima - Yakuza series (love this stupid fucking picture of him. He's at a funeral and looks like he wants to kill himself)

2) Sanji - One Piece

3) Tifa Lockhart - Final Fantasy 7

4) Mirko/Rumi Usagiyama - BNHA

5) Futaba Sakura - Persona 5

6) Apollo Justice - Ace Attorney

7) The Outsider - Dishonored

8) Itachi Uchiha - Naruto

9) Killua Zoldyck - Hunter x Hunter

10) Urbosa - The Legend of Zelda

Ummm.. um. @tangerinegrove @mizcollar @meatandboneasmr @cha0tician @khajiitclaws @dirt-str1der @bislutcowboy you to do ...

[ritualslaughter]

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the florist/tattooist au! is a quirkless shigadabi fic @xobitouya and I came up with where delinquent dabi gets a job at a florists as part of his community service/giving back to the community/blah blah blah and runs into tomura, the owner of the local tattoo shop, and the two end up getting close as dabi ends up going to tomura to essentially get like... his entire body covered in tattoos LMFAO

it comes with all the lovely pastoral quaintness one might expect of a florist/tattooist au except uh.... we added murder...?

or, well, manslaughter. cause baby tomura definitely killed his abusive father after his father killed the rest of his family as a kid and ran away to start a new life in a new town, but the beat cop who's been tirelessly working the shimura case despite it being marked as cold, masaki mizushima (aka, manual) has finally caught onto his trail and he shows up at tomura's shop and um.... well, dabi gets a visit in the middle of the night of some extra fertilizer for his flowers

and all is well and good in the world until manual's protégé, Iida tenya shows up in the last place he knew his mentor to be and starts snooping around

send me a “📓” and I’ll explain one of my unwritten fanfics!

[opposum-kid]

17 questions & 17 people

Tagged by the ever amazing @edytheelizabethcullen

Nickname: Billy or Billy Ray Cyrus

Zodiac: Scorpio ♏️

Height: 5’7”

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Last thing I googled: There are worse things I could do lyrics

Song stuck in my head: Mil Horas - Los Abuelos De La Nada

Number of followers: 175 on this blog and 24 on my twilight blog @fluorescent-bulbs

Amount of sleep: probably about 7 or 8 hours but I’m still always tired

Lucky number: 2

Dream job: I want to be a politician and a high school teacher either before or after politics.

Wearing rn: I have a jazz concert to perform in later tonight so I’m wearing dress shoes, black jeans and dress shirt, and a multicolored jazz tie.

Fav Author: I don’t have a favorite author, but if I had to choose I would say Orson Scott Card because I love his Enders Game series.

Fav Instrument: I can play clarinet, ukulele, and multiple percussion instruments. But my favorite is probably a cowbell, it’s always super fun to play.

Aesthetic: I love a good light academia vibe, light colored sweaters, warm sweet coffee, cheerful sunbeams lighting up a library, and a cozy chair to read in. Or you can’t go wrong with liminal spaces. Empty offices, abandoned shells of factories, closed department stores, empty rooms.

Fav song: Only You - The Platters

Random: The future intimidates me. I applied to college only to decide I’m not ready at all and need a gap year because of how uncertain I am. Ps if you like twilight follow my twilight blog 🥺

(I don’t think I really know 17 people to tag)

@wlwarlock @meatandboneasmr @actually-persephone @loudyeehaw @allicekitty13 @rosaliecullenscrocs @killshrimpmocktail @flambo2134 @darklarryisoccurring

[kannra21]

There are only 2 types of people in this fandom

@meatandboneasmr @captain-seiren I'm sry guys but I scrolled through recent posts and it just so happens that you came one after another and I couldn't unforesee it. 😂

If you want me to delete this just tell me it's no prob.

[likeadragonpirateyakuzainhawaii]

@meatandboneasmr

Liz Mamont

[bardicbeetle]

🍎,🍏 or🍊 for the asks, if you're doing them?

🍏 Share a scene from your first chapter Just because I don't think I've mentioned the first chapter of Safe in, over three years now.

The pacific ocean is warm and inviting, and though Alex’s legs are aching from the trek here they drag themself up from the sand and makes their way out into the waves. They don’t bother to take anything off, it’s already sticky, it’s already ruined, the salt water can’t make it any worse. For a long time Alex just lays in the shallows and floats, hair pulling away with each new roll of the water.

Eventually they open their eyes.

There aren’t any stars to see, not yet, the sun has barely set and there is still plenty of light from the boardwalk. The sky is just an endless expanse of deep and fading blue.

It’s time to head east again.

There’s nothing to stay here for.

[ritualslaughter]

do you have any fic recommendations? anything that's your favourite?

absolutely I do!! here's a couple of my favourites in alphabetical order (under a cut cause I'm about to go wild):

attempts at earning love | T | 9.1k

pairing(s): shigaraki/dabi, bakugou/todoroki

Dabi: hey

Dabi: this is

Dabi: me

Dabi: touya

Dabi: fuck, don’t call me that

Dabi: or do, it’s fine

Dabi: maybe i’ll get used to it

Shouto: how did you get this number

Dabi: don’t worry about it

Dabi: you won’t like the answer

Shouto: well that’s reassuring

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A year after the war ends, Dabi and Shouto reconnect.

I will never stop raving about this fic - it's SO good, the characterization is beautiful, dabi plays the piano, I cried, it's just great

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Blindside | T | 98k

pairing(s): bakugou/kirishima

“You’re the first guy friend I’ve had that I can just like, be friends with. You’re either the most unthirstiest boy ever...” Camie shrugged and made another wobbly illusion appear between her hands. It looked like a sparkly rainbow with the word ‘friendship’ beneath it, accompanied by what Bakugou assumed was supposed to be a twinkling sound effect, but it had a tinny quality to it and sounded far away. “...or I just ain’t got the kinda straw you like to ssssip.”

Carefully, Bakugou considered the strange turn this conversation had taken.

He had never been asked, point blank, if he was gay before. And he honestly had never thought about how he would respond. Lying about himself didn’t sit right with him. But he’d always wanted to wait until he was the number one hero - when he stood above everyone else - before coming out. Though he’d had times when he’d thought about doing it before then and had almost gone through with it once. But being the number one hero came first. It wouldn’t matter what people would say about it then as long as he’d risen to the top.

Bakugou knew his lack of a response would give Camie all the answers she needed.

THIS !!!!!!! such a good slow burn, the action sequences are AWESOME, plus it features bakugou/camie friendship which is my ultimate kryptonite

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body of years (take it to your grave) | T | 3.7k

pairing(s): shigaraki/dabi

”Someone’s gotta make sure I stay on the straight and narrow, or whatever,” Tenko says, leaning down to detangle the laces of his sneakers. ”Since you aren’t doing the job.”

Touya scoffs from his seat at the table, soles of his feet balanced carefully against the edge of his chair. ”As if you were ever going to be on the straight and narrow.”

(or; the semi-ordinary lives of Dabi and Shigaraki, years after the end of the world).

I know I've raved about this fic before but it CONTINUES to blow me away - I reread it earlier this week and OOF. touya reads t. s. Eliot, tenko and izuku get lunch, once again I am crying

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Candy Canes And Christmas Crackers | T | 104k

pairing(s): bakugou/todoroki

“So….your huge family somehow all think that you have a long term boyfriend and are insisting that you bring him to your week long Christmas family reunion?” Despite his efforts the end of his question raised in pitch as Kirishma swallowed down a giggle.

“How does that even happen?” Kaminari added popping some of the hashbrowns Bakugou made into his mouth.

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OR your classic holiday romcom where Bakugou needs a fake boyfriend to bring home for Christmas and Todoroki is willing to take that bullet.

listen... I don't even like christmas fics but this one SERIOUSLY made me reconsider that opinion. it's got all the good fluffy family fun, fireworks, and fake dating you could ever want!

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Hate Is a Strong Word | E | 5.1k

pairing(s): shigaraki/dabi

Shigaraki hates Dabi. That's why he wants to fuck him. But if he fucks him too hard, Dabi will break. Maybe if he gets creative, he can break Dabi in a less literal way.

AKA, Shigadabi can't have rough sex because of Shigaraki's quirk and Dabi's scars, so they proceed to have the most gentle hate sex known to man. But maybe hate is too strong of a word...

😃😃😃

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history has its eyes on you | T | 16.6k

pairing(s): midoriya/todoroki, bakugou/kirishima, momo/jirou

Midoriya looked over the occupants of the room with butter soft eyes. “We should do this again. Seeing everyone in one place … it’s like we’re back in school again.”

Todoroki said, “It feels like a family reunion.”

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(Social media fic, counting down the five months to Class 1-A's ten year reunion.)

SOCIAL MEDIA FICS MY BELOVED 💖 also, I've been following aloneintherain's stuff for years and they never disappoint - their writing is just incredible omg

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Just Fucking Kill Me | E | 3.9k

pairing(s): shigaraki/dabi

“Gods I fucking h- hate you,” Tomura thrashes, entire body drawing taut like a bowstring as Dabi curls his fingers inside him. It’s good, it’s so good, and he’s not sure how he’s still breathing.

Dabi, on the other hand, looks as calm as can be, posture lazy and expression lazier. He’s not even looking at Tomura, eyes cast to the screen of the latest phone he’d ‘borrowed’ and scrolling through some pointless website. Tomura doesn’t give a fuck what he’s looking at, really, or if he’s talking to anyone, what he does care about is the fact that Dabi’s fingering him and not paying attention.

I have absolutely no excuse for this other than that it makes me Feel Things

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safe & sound | T | 5.8k

pairing(s): bakugou/kirishima

“I don’t need a friendly face,” Bakugou says, purposefully sitting in the seat furthest from Kirishima.

“Okay, maybe not,” Kirishima says. He smiles. “But I made tea.”

protective kirishima owns my heart and soul <3

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too much at stake but too late to change | T | 6k

pairing(s): bakugou/midoriya

After a sudden shift in weather turns a wilderness rescue test into a real emergency, Katsuki and Izuku take on a rainstorm, a mountain, and their own worse natures to make it out alive.

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Katsuki let out another unsteady breath, but it was a laugh rather than a sob. “You’re a piece of shit.”

“A piece of shit that you carried down a mountain!” Izuku shot back cheerfully.

this is so short and yet I was sitting on the edge of my seat the whole time I was reading it omggg whump fic my beloved 💖

[ritualslaughter]

hey, i hope you're feeling okay. here's mochi and pucca to cheer you up a little <3

omg!!!!!!! I love them!!! I used to have guinea pigs, they really are the best pets ❤️

[likeadragonpirateyakuzainhawaii]

@meatandboneasmr

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[likeadragonpirateyakuzainhawaii]

@meatandboneasmr I've been keeping that submission of that fucked up dog in my inbox because it brings me so much joy to see it every time I open it. I either answer or delete anything above it

[likeadragonpirateyakuzainhawaii]

Could you recommend a random URL for me? what ever weird thing that comes to mind, I just need a new url

meatandboneasmr 

[ritualslaughter]

🎵

Obstacles - Syd Matters

Say So - Doja Cat

Paradise Lost - Gain

Emmy Lou - First Aid Kit

Very Good Bad Thing - Mother Mother

Send me a “♫” and I will put my music on shuffle and give you a 5 song playlist

[likeadragonpirateyakuzainhawaii]

@meatandboneasmr

[ritualslaughter]

father - the front Bottoms?

YESSSSS this is such a classic omg SO good!!!!

send me your favourite dabi songs

[bardicbeetle]

pink, for the writer's ask :)

Pink: Which of your characters would become your best friend?

Huh, that's a good one.

Jesse is an easy answer though. He'd take one look at our shared experiences and go "yeah this one is mine now" and that would be the end of it. I also think we'd have a good time sharing writing back and forth, because he misses getting to do that.

I also think I tend to make really good friends with higher energy people, because we end up working like a balance for each other. Because I can match high energy when I need to, and I can bring them down to a softer level when they need to chill for a minute.

Thank you!

[bardicbeetle]

it's been a while, but i hope you've been taking care of yourself. i look forward to whatever story updates you have, if you're still doing that in the future. all the best <3

<3

I've been trying to. It's been a slog doing it, but I'm getting there.

I have a desk to work at again! Which, is usually better for my productivity than writing in bed. And I have precariously propped my binder full of old draft notes and chapters marked up for editing so that I can actually get new updates out.

For draft number... uhhh.

draft 13. (this number is a lie that I have chosen to pull out of thin air, I have rewritten this mess more than 13 times, but for the sake of my own sanity, 13)

I've got a few handfuls of snips ready to post, I just want to get everything organized first.

I really love posting my work here, and I look forward to getting back to it.

Thank you for sticking with me all this time <3

- J