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“girl dinner” and “girl math” in those memes’ respective original contexts are actually not problematic and they’re lighthearted and funny and they’re not why women’s rights are eroding and we’re sliding backward 🧍🏻♀️
#like ‘girl dinner is an entire pack of sliced deli meat and 15 grapes’#or ‘girl math is when you get Uber eats for dinner bc u saved $40 earlier that day’ THATS NOT SAYING WOMEN ARE BAD AT MATH???
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Drew my favorite sad bbg in mythology class today. I think Mo Xi would listen to CHIHIRO by Billie Elish and Causal by Chappell Roan if he could...
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#artwork#art#drawing#fanart#traditional art#meatbun doesn't eat meat#meatbun#yuwu#remnants of filth#MoXi#Moxi#ximang#headcanon#sketch#pen sketch#class sketches#song lyrics#CHIHIRO by Billie Elish#I think he's my favorite danmei boy not gonna lie#I often doodle him in math
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FUCK THIS GAME
FUCK YOU PSYCHONAUTS FUCK YOU STUPID BLUE RABBIT FIGMENT ON THE MEAT CIRCUS RAILS
#this was such a pain in the ass because the achievements wouldnt FUCKING PROC even after i had literally gotten everything.#I even finished meat circus and got the goddamn Rank 101 achievement MATH IS HARD and everything#I could literally prove I had gone through and gotten everything but NOOOOOO STEAM JUST CONVENIENTLY DIDNT WANT TO PROC THE FUCKING ACHI-#EVEMENTS FOR ME SO I HAD THAT FUCKING ACHIEVEMENT BUT LIKE 3 OR 4 OF THEM WOULDNT PROC#psychonauts#psychonauts 100%
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do i wanna be a surgeon or a medical cybernetucs doc next........
#MAN THIS UNI QUESTION IS BLOWING UP MY MIND#RRHAHGHHFG#well my math is bad but tbh my everything from school program is bad#i do love human meat and surgeries and- well. u get it#and i hecking love cvomputers and mechanisms and- u KNOW IT TOO#two... higher educations...errmmh....mmm
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i need to figure out how to make my shapeshifting vampires get fat without using ACTUAL fat, i really want them to be able to be fat but their metabolism is so like tight and they dont usually eat enough to be able to store significant amounts of fat to justify it
#i use a bit of leeway with their biology to make it so they can eat as infrequently as possible#like based on how ive structured them they should have to eat at least once a month but i fudged it so they have to eat like every couple#they do have to eat like an entire person worth of blood and meat in that time but yeah#possibly#i may reconsider some stuff ill have to do some fake math about it#oogly projects
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album's out
album's out
album's out
album's out
#twink obliterator#cybergrind#meat bog#hyperpop#grindcore#digital hardcore#midwest emo#mathcore#math rock#new music#Bandcamp#Spotify
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#y’all I am. literally so unbearably unwell about new meat prison hari for some reason#couldn’t tell ya how but he’s really doing something for me#is it the prospect that he might change his thinking on emotions being insignificant? that in his century in the time out box he might have#figured out something of how he fucked up just a little? how he’s softening up to gaal a little and maybe starting to feel bad???#is it the idea that a man so absorbed in math can finally understand the balance he needs in his own life not only for his plan to be#successful but also to allow himself feelings for individuals that he’s been repressing the whole fucking time???#is it the prospect of this man being as tender as a chicken strip??? yeah you bet it is#hari seldon#foundation#I’m gonna go throw up I’m too emo about it#I love it when an idiot like that goes soft and it’s such a rare thing I really hope they let jared do it#and not yoink it away from me this time
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My downstairs neighbours are remodeling their bathroom right, so for the last 2 hours they've constantly been drilling and whatnot. I am begining to lose sanity.
Seriously contemplating starting nailing meat to my walls in true upstairs neighbour fashion.
#hopefully they have heard my anguishes screams while i try to do math#please god save me#tma#the magnus archives#tmapod#meat#the flesh#respectfully i am in tears
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I had two huge ass orders to do today totalling 138 sandwiches I have to make and while I'm sweating over them my manager comes over and starts bitching about how the meat is cut for it and says if the people who cut out meat do it like that again to send it back. It was cut exactly in the easiest and most convenient way for me to make the sandwiches but apparently she said it's supposed to be shaved?? Like almost falling apart??? I'd kill myself if I had to make 138 sandwiches with meat like that. Anyways she goes over to that department to bitch at them about it and comes back and says smugly "it's the same person who messed it up last time." I pass that department a few minutes later going on my break. One of the only people in there, and the person I know helped with my meats and cheeses today, is my fiancee. I try to explode my manager with my mind.
#be fucking nice or im going to end up on the news#also im not sending it back i want to actually make this order and have it done before the customer gets here#also SHE was the one who fucked up her math and ordered like twice as much meat and cheese as we needed and now we have so fucking much#idk what we're going to do with it all 🙃#chel talkks
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my succulent lamb chop & kale dinner
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Never been good at math before, but somehow still knows how to calculate with a calculator the right way
#admin talks#just like that scene in neighbors 2#where Zac is mathing maryj#and doesn't know how to math a piece of meat
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wish i had a 3 piece full course meal in front of me so bad rn
#i need to save mony this month i had to pay off uni this dec and#it's not the end of the world but it def made me a lil anxious and i want to save up a lot more this month to make up for that#bc it was almost 400e. but like#warm food. in front of me. soup n salad n meat and dessert. im fucking begging#and i spent money 2 days ago and my math crunching insides determined cool so no money spending until saturday#and you know what. fucking whatever sure#i wish i had rights to the student cafe still im soo craving a good lunch rn i could cry#questioning if i should make a commissions post but i have nothing new in my portfolio so :((((
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hate being sick so much. head hurts nose is running keep coughing AND i still have to take that unit 2 chem test. wish i could just leave :/
#personal#not to mention math test tmrw worth a ton of my grade#history test on friday#At least i get to miss an English quiz friday#And no sign of my cold going away#School is like going through a meat grinder sometimes :/
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Song of the day: “Mice Circus” from Coraline. ‘Cause I’m planning on rereading spooky books from my childhood this month.
Starting a new job soon, so sorry there was no imagine last week. Will try to post more before it starts. Including would involves. The 20th's my birthday, so I'm also getting ready for that.
I don’t eat red meat or know the different levels of steak, so the day before yesterday I ordered seared tuna on a kaiser roll. Medium-something. This was directly after reading the part in Stephen King’s Holly where the evil couple eat a kid’s brains. They also coerced their prisoners to eat raw liver. That is what I was thinking about during Sunday brunch. ಠ_ಠ
Except for dessert, which was a raspberry syrup-covered pastry which came free because it was a birthday brunch for a member of our party. We shared. :D
Went to a carnival the other week. Had a hand-rolled pretzel and root beer for the first time in a while. The pretzel was buttery and ever so vinegary. Root beer is one of my favorite drinks, but I only have it once a year.
There was a table with free books, so I got some. One of them was in the Anno’s Math Games series.
It’s like an illustrated version of my dog. :D
There’s also a chapter devoted to mazes.
#Tawney talks#Coraline#birthday#meat#Stephen King#minors do not interact#dog#Holly#cannibalism mention#horror#red meat#fish#seafood#Anno's Math Games#maze#Mitsumasa Anno#Anno Mitsumasa#Anno's Math Games III
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Duping is bad and you should not do it... yes of course i got all 150 of those hearty salmon myself what are you talking about
#and the sundelions#totally legit#totk#tears of the kingdom#protip 5 hearty salmon = 20 yellow hearts and full resores your hearts#3 sundelions + 2 prime meat equals 11 hearts and 9 gloomed hearts#the math doesnt fully math but it works#the dupe glitch is sooo easy i refuse to update#like after i beat the game im gonna just dupe a ton of shit in case i want to fuck around or they release dlc
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My roommate got a 1.4kg roast from the store, already trussed. She took it out of the oven and cut the trusses, and it turned out to be almost a 3rd fat. Apparently it didn't even cook right cause there was so much, so it's still mostly raw.
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