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awhile ago i mentioned that all the aliens in the transientverse are literally made of candy. including sulu (but excluding function since hes not actually from there). in particular sulu is like a blue gummy shark.
#my art#they do grow back but shockingly the fact that everyone around him is edible function does not do much with that#i think function is the only thing there made of meat#meat math#alpha is like a twizzlers splish is like taffy#also huh its just occuring to me that pacific and mansoa are my only MCs made of actual flesh#bc pupet is a stuffed doll sulu is a gummy shark/candy and rem and rhea dont even have corporeal bodies anymore
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i picked up this yarn on a whim because of how in love i was with the gradient and this is not either of the projects with deadlines i should be working on but it's the one i've been doing non-stop all week and i literally just want to stare at it for hours. i don't want to do anything else.
#jon knits#the only reason i am not currently knitting is that i really wore my wrists out with purl/increases yesterday#and part of taking care of the meat is to not do the thing.#and also im waiting for the second ball of yarn bc i suck ass at math.
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FUCK THIS GAME
FUCK YOU PSYCHONAUTS FUCK YOU STUPID BLUE RABBIT FIGMENT ON THE MEAT CIRCUS RAILS
#this was such a pain in the ass because the achievements wouldnt FUCKING PROC even after i had literally gotten everything.#I even finished meat circus and got the goddamn Rank 101 achievement MATH IS HARD and everything#I could literally prove I had gone through and gotten everything but NOOOOOO STEAM JUST CONVENIENTLY DIDNT WANT TO PROC THE FUCKING ACHI-#EVEMENTS FOR ME SO I HAD THAT FUCKING ACHIEVEMENT BUT LIKE 3 OR 4 OF THEM WOULDNT PROC#psychonauts#psychonauts 100%
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do i wanna be a surgeon or a medical cybernetucs doc next........
#MAN THIS UNI QUESTION IS BLOWING UP MY MIND#RRHAHGHHFG#well my math is bad but tbh my everything from school program is bad#i do love human meat and surgeries and- well. u get it#and i hecking love cvomputers and mechanisms and- u KNOW IT TOO#two... higher educations...errmmh....mmm
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album's out
album's out
album's out
album's out
#twink obliterator#cybergrind#meat bog#hyperpop#grindcore#digital hardcore#midwest emo#mathcore#math rock#new music#Bandcamp#Spotify
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#y’all I am. literally so unbearably unwell about new meat prison hari for some reason#couldn’t tell ya how but he’s really doing something for me#is it the prospect that he might change his thinking on emotions being insignificant? that in his century in the time out box he might have#figured out something of how he fucked up just a little? how he’s softening up to gaal a little and maybe starting to feel bad???#is it the idea that a man so absorbed in math can finally understand the balance he needs in his own life not only for his plan to be#successful but also to allow himself feelings for individuals that he’s been repressing the whole fucking time???#is it the prospect of this man being as tender as a chicken strip??? yeah you bet it is#hari seldon#foundation#I’m gonna go throw up I’m too emo about it#I love it when an idiot like that goes soft and it’s such a rare thing I really hope they let jared do it#and not yoink it away from me this time
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My downstairs neighbours are remodeling their bathroom right, so for the last 2 hours they've constantly been drilling and whatnot. I am begining to lose sanity.
Seriously contemplating starting nailing meat to my walls in true upstairs neighbour fashion.
#hopefully they have heard my anguishes screams while i try to do math#please god save me#tma#the magnus archives#tmapod#meat#the flesh#respectfully i am in tears
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New Zealand Rabbit
Inprnt
#rabbit#bunny#meat rabbits#my art#so I did the math and I’m drawing for about 11 hours a day#and I need to Not Do That
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my succulent lamb chop & kale dinner
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I am looking into ordering a 1/2 share of a cow. As there are a couple places near me that have small operations that offer this. Would cost around $9.75/lb for about 300lbs live weight, even with the estimate of the low end of hanging weight loss it is over 100lbs of beef.
Add in that I love to cook this might just be my Christmas gift to myself. Well myself and my family. Plus it is one of the only ways I can get certain cuts of meat around me. I am not a big steak person but instead more of the other cuts of meat person for roasts and stews. One of my friends also might be into going half with me. I might have to do this and wait on upgrading my phone.
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#food#cooking#butcher#1/2 side of beef#beef#guys the deal would be so good#I mean it will cost close to 3000$#but that is for local grass raised beef#It costs close to 100$ to get an entire quality brisket or full tenderloin#shut up this is not girl math#girl math#being an adventurous cook as some downsides#one is you start looking for harder to find cuts of meat and wind up here#pricing out an entire half cow#I might have to do this an wait on upgrading my phone#Youtube
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Never been good at math before, but somehow still knows how to calculate with a calculator the right way
#admin talks#just like that scene in neighbors 2#where Zac is mathing maryj#and doesn't know how to math a piece of meat
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megumi 🤝🏽 yuuji
dying even if it’s only for a good minute only to be brought back to life bc fate realizes if they died for real then they would need to find someone else to fuck over. those two are like fates favorite barbie dolls.
apologies if this post is going to seem all over the place, just bear with me. i don’t even know if you’re going to see this BUT it’s okay bc i need to get this out my system 😭.
starting off — god, imagine the chaos that will ensue when megumi tells nobara & yuuji about his very tragic history with the zenins. but like he wouldn’t even tell them straight up, he’ll just make a little deadpan joke (my sarcastic, sassy son) & the others would look at him like : ??? wtf do you mean by that sea urchin head???
like imagine itafushikugi going shopping for like traditional japanese clothes for a little festival or some shit (megumi was dragged by his spikes to come along) & nobara is having the time of her life finding outfits for her & the boys. like it got to the point where she’s dressing them herself & she shows megumi an outfit that looked similar to the robe he was forced to wear bc of the zenin (it’s obviously not the same) & megumi just refuses to wear a robe with similar color patterns to the zenin robe.
megumi: that looks like the outfit the zenin forced me to wear. i wonder what happened to it, cause the last thing i know, i got blood all over it. so as the second member of the zenin hate club, im not wearing that….
megumi: wait that blue one looks decent. i’m going to try it on.
nobara:
yuuji:
nobara: …did he really leave without giving us the “ getting blood on a zenin’s robe” story?
imagine maki complaining about naoya in front of the first years, & maki just brings up naoya’s onesided beef with megumi & her stories of how naoya was so petty back in his childhood made him remember who tf naoya is (megs have selective memory, it’s okay)
megumi: ugh, he was so annoying. i remember when he came to my middle school back when gojo was busy dealing with the aftermath of his evil ex boyfriend evil plan & he basically kidnapped me. i was stuck in a car with that man for 40 minutes..you would hate him nobara.
maki: yeah you would hate him nobara.
yuuji: i’m sorry he kidnapped you??? why did you say that so casually?
nobara: fuck that. megumi is a disney princess, we know this already. BUT we’re just gonna gloss over gojo had an evil boyfriend?
& imagine when megumi finally tells his friends about the zenin clan was when yuuji just came back from the dead & they were asking how tf that’s possible. & somewhere in that conversation megumi just let it slip that his heart stopped beating once & itakugi looks at him in silence:
megumi: yeah the zenin clan basically forced me to exorcise some curses & complete a ritual to get a snake — that snake fucking bit me. it was my least favorite. but yeah i basically died. then yuuta brought me back. then i was blind for a good minute.
nobara, yuuji, & even sukuna:
megumi: it was a terrible time for me. gojo was even more clingier & protective. it got to a point where he started treating me like i was 6 again… reading me bedtime stories, singing me lullabies & describing the pictures in the stories since i was…yknow blind.
cue itakugi & even sukuna wanting to burn down the zenin but ofc they can’t do that…so they settle for pulling pranks on the members & traumatizing them ofc.
IM ALSO imagining how funny it would be for yuuji to be jealous of yuuta. like bro is basically living yuuji’s fantasy world. i’m giggling at the idea of yuuji fighting for his life to be either megumi favorite or nanami’s favorite.
you also opened my eye to the potential of maki & tsumiki… like i also like to imagine that in a happier world, they would understand each other on such a deep level. but they would also find parts of the other that they wished they had. but on a happier note i like to imagine that megumi would suffer whenever it was brought up that his aunt is basically dating his step sister. like maki would be a menace to megumi. every little thing he do? maki is texting tsumiki in a corner.
maki watching itafushi cook together in the kitchen: i can’t believe megumi has a boyfriend. it’s so cute that he thinks that he can hide this from me. lemme go snitch to tsumiki.
maki listening to megumi describe his fight with sukuna, a cursed spirit who apparently has a stripping problem: oh my god. megumi is truly yuuta’s boy. they both got cursed spirits obsessed with them…i need to tell tsumiki.
maki to megumi after witnessing his suicidal tendencies: don’t make me tell tsumiki.
i honestly love your story. the way you added so much more to megumi childhood is beautiful. it just make soooo much sense. but also your characterization of gojo is so precious to me. i’m waiting for gojo to go apeshit on the zenin. i’m also giggling in anticipation at gojo finding out about yuuta attachment to megumi. i like to imagine him to be kind of worried about it actually, bc that’s not fucking healthy. but i imagine him getting used to it since megumi will have a protector in the form of yuuta & his power of love.
i’m also curious to see mai’s role in this story since.
*sighs in disappointment at gege writing choices*
since she had a crush on megumi…yeah. but imma just interpret that as she wants to be his family. it keeps me sane
i also wanted to ask if there’s a chance that you would write a megumi POV of what happened in the zenin clan? ofc i would understand if you wouldn’t since it leaves a much more ominous feeling to the events. plus yuuta running commentary is a good mix of angst & humor so ofc i understand.
Yuuji: man fushiguro almost checks the boxes for a Disney princess. except he was never kidnapped or enslaved
Megumi, sold to the Zenin clan, who later kidnapped him: *sweating*
Nobara and Yuuji would be the co-vice presidents of the "fuck the Zenin clan" club if they knew what happened. They would be the presidents but yuuta and maki are already in a death match for the position and they're trying to avoid the bloodshed. they are not allowed to be treasurer because neither of them know how money works.
megumi is unaware that a formal club has been formed.
Megumi is suffering SO HARD in any world where maki and tsumiki are together. they won't stop ganging up on him when it comes to his love life and general wellbeing and holding hands where he has to see it. maki lectures him about his suicidal tendencies in the field, holds up one finger, calls tsumiki, and lets her pick up where she left off. maki tries to talk to him about relationships one (1) time and he tries to drown himself.
see i'm pretty open to writing a megumi POV but it, like most of my stories, falls in this nebulous category of "if i have the time." like, i've thought about writing megumi's pov before, there's a lot of stuff that happened that exists as like, background knowledge for me that will never make it through yuuta's pov because it doesn't make sense for yuuta to find out about it. It would be very tonally different, but if i did write it, it would be a different work entirely and i'd be making sea glass gardens into a series.
i'm eternally tempted by the siren call of making my works into a series. If i did it with sea glass gardens, i would want to add a one shot of Megumi's pov during the time leading up to sea glass gardens and a short multi-chapter of the gojo, nanami, shoko teen parenting trio. If I have the time, it will exist; if i don't, it won't.
#ironically the one thing that WOULD endear yuuta to yuuji is finding out about all of this#yuuji would instantly love him for all he did for Their Boy. it's the only way i see megumi actually fessing up to what happened#i think megumi's just someone who's really private and uncomfortable with people knowing a lot about him and he would try to hide this from#itakugi for as long as he could. it probably eats at him that the second years all saw him like this. i think he just hates feeling vulnera#megumi gives him the /extremely/ abridged version of events to get yuuji and nobara to chill about yuuta and how he acts (yuuji is convince#that there's no one who could be that perfect nobara keeps looking for homosexual explanations) and they instantly veer hard into finding#out everything there is to know about the zenin and how to hurt them and also yuuta's like. beloved in their eyes. megumi is their boy.#they love their boy. yuuta saved their boy. ergo they love yuuta now. it's simple math.#tonal shift is a huge sort of struggle with me as a writer just because i change my styles with every narrator#which is why it's kind of hard to flip between works if the tone is too different. i was trying to juggle sea glass gardens and toy rosarie#and i was just internally screaming b/c yuuta and jack could NOT be more different with narration styles and i was like 'fuckkkkkkkkk'#with yuuta i structure sentences with a lot of 'space' in them. i don't have a better word for it i'm not actually trained in writing so#it's all just whatever shit i made up along the way i have no officially terms. anyway. Yuuta's sentences are structured to have this sort#of detached distance between the actual message and the start of the sentence. So we end up with a lot of sentences that start w/ structure#like “yuuta thinks” and Yuuta feels“ b/c I think of yuuta as a very detached person because of how he lived. it's a survival mechanism.#a lot of the meat of what he feels has to come in almost absentmindedly. So you end up with Yuuta's suicide scene and losing the knife and#him having a line like “He swears he never meant any of the bad things he did” and the fact that he thinks his own survival is a bad thing#/he's/ to blame for is almost backdoor'd in as a given premise. it's assumed. it's not even the point of the sentence. he's been living wit#jack murdock meanwhile is an intensively retrospective character that's meant to make you almost feel claustrophobic from how “close” his#narration style is. a lot of the actual message is conveyed through imagined scenarios and emotional recollection. he's a character steeped#in regret who has been torturing himself with it for years. yuuta's survival mechanism is isolation but jacks been yearning to get back wha#he lost for so long and dreaming of it that he's steeped in really vivid internal imaginings.#with jack you have multipage lamentations remembering his son buying cereal with him but yuuta drops the fact that his parents stopped#loving him at some point and it's not even the most important thing in the sentence. it's included as a qualifier because yuuta has accepte#so much of the bad things that happened to him when he shouldn't have whereas jack hasn't accepted ANYTHING that happened.#Yuuta uses a lot of very clean cut grammatically correct narration and jacks is riddled with a bunch of “ain't's” and grammatical errors.#he has an accent for lack of a better term. so you end up w/ two characters who convey information in different ways prioritize different#info in their sentences use different sentence structures etc. so megumi would have a /very different/ style and tone from yuutas that woul#sort of shape any fic that came through him because all of my fics are primarily shaped through the narrator's voice. it's also why I set#kind of hard lines about whether a fic can have any narrator or just specific narrators b/c it determines the whole tone.
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Me while in math class today
#cannibalposting#canibalism#cannibalistic#Blood#Organs#tw bl0od#cannibalism#meat#I cannot listen to math lessons
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Not the least of the agonies btw has been listen to the social interactions of a person whose been very money tight recently and ppl who. Dont believe?? In that??? Dont?? Understand it??
#some shit#once again youll have to. live without context but like. sitting down and eating a meal with meat#and its like. oh i havnt eaten tbis in a while. are u veg? no just broke.#what is confusing about that#i thought being veg was more expensive..... POTATES? RICE? BEANS? u think thats more expensive that BEEF???#granted one person confused was not from here. but actually. i dont think its better where they from#just like. immmmm not socially cut out for this but. i do know. basic math? please stop questioning the persons grocery shopping habits.
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wish i had a 3 piece full course meal in front of me so bad rn
#i need to save mony this month i had to pay off uni this dec and#it's not the end of the world but it def made me a lil anxious and i want to save up a lot more this month to make up for that#bc it was almost 400e. but like#warm food. in front of me. soup n salad n meat and dessert. im fucking begging#and i spent money 2 days ago and my math crunching insides determined cool so no money spending until saturday#and you know what. fucking whatever sure#i wish i had rights to the student cafe still im soo craving a good lunch rn i could cry#questioning if i should make a commissions post but i have nothing new in my portfolio so :((((
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I think actually the most traumatic thing sam ever went through was probably having to be a high school student as a grown adult. Like I have nightmares about that shit why would he do that to himself
#swap meat is actually a horror ep#being 26 and going to a math class full of teenagers?#id rather be in the cage with the devil for 500 years i am not kidding
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