#meanyby b beagle

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

*grabs him aggressively* "if you don't shut your furry ass up I'm feeding you chocolate."

Nice try bud, I can actually eat chocolate with no issue

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

*your afraid of the truth

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Yeah yeah go before I eat ya bud

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

Oooooh you’ll be fun to disintegrate!

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Try me pal

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

Hi there, neighbor. Why are you mean to others? @:3

Because they deserve it for bein such wet blanket losers and for leaving me

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

Oi, mean guy. You like someone?

No, I f*cking don't. Especially not you.

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

Boo!

—- knock knock anon

That sucked and just for that -he bites the anon's legs where the kneecaps are one by one then runs off leaving the anon paralyzed on the ground-

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

Imma shove you into a world and make you befriend someone I swear-

By all means go ahead and give me someone else to pick on, I'm dyin' of boredom here!

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

Something tells me your all bark no bite. Maybe you hate everyone because you hate yourself much more?

You’re not as tough as you think you are, Barnaby. I bet that if someone was stubborn enough they’d have you begging for their love.

And they could easily take it all away again.

Doesn’t that scare you, bad dog?

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Nice try bud I don't need no stupid love and are ya a Sally? ya seem quite cocky for someone so short

[meanybythebigmeanchonkypupper]

Knock knock :]

-sigh- Who's there? This joke better be good or I just might take a bite out of your kneecaps for wasting my time. -the beagle said while smoking a cigarette-