#meanwhile pei sijing is trying to do a sting operation against the student council/chongwu camp

[polytropic-liar]

hey hi sorry don't mind me, I need to get this VERY SILLY au out of my head so I can go back to actually watching da meng gui li in peace

A tiny wrinkle had appeared in the middle of Zhuo Yichen's forehead as he read the draft. Wen Xiao was choosing to take that as a good sign. "Huh," he said, softly. The wrinkle deepened. Clearly, she had stunned him with her eloquence.

Finally, he handed the tablet back to her. "Well?" she prompted after a moment.

"I think. Um. It certainly has a strong point of view. But I think maybe the sections about what you want Pei Sijing to do with you are a little inappropriate."

"It's the Rainbow Club!" Wen Xiao objected. "I think people will find it relatable."

"I didn't say it wasn't relatable. I just said that maybe it isn't appropriate to say during your speech announcing your candidacy for Presidency of the club that you want the Secretary to 'put a little bell on you and pet you like a cat.'"

"That's homophobic actually," Wen Xiao informed him, and went back to designing her campaign pins. She needed to nail the branding, because Li Lun had just debuted his campaign slogan, and if he won they were going to be stuck with the extremely stupid tagline 'Fags of Fortune' all year long.