#meanwhile judith hears “beautiful” and “big br3asts” and is like ah there it is my calling
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Another translation from the Radiant Mythology 3 Fan Bible! This one is for Shing's profile, rather than an in game skit.
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Original JP + TL under the cut.
What kind of person is Shing?
Flynn: Shing, I heard your grandfather was a great warrior.
Shing: Yeah. He was so strong and brave, and even fought alongside my mother when he was young! I respect him more than anyone!
Kohaku: No matter what, Shing always follows his grandfather’s teachings.
Judas: Hmph. Teachings, huh. You don’t need others to teach you how to live your life. If you pursue it yourself in earnest, your path will come to you in due time.
Shing: In due time, you say… Nah, nah, it’s not actually that complicated.
Flynn: Then, would you please let me hear it?
Shing: Yeah, of course! Right, so, for example… if a beautiful woman with big breasts is in trouble, even if it kills you, you should help her.
Flynn: …Eh? Br-breasts?!
Shing: He said that a truly strong man is one who accepts a woman's tears, and that a beautiful woman's smile is the most powerful weapon on earth.
Judas: …
Judith: Oh my, how wonderful of Shing’s grandfather. So just like those teachings, you’re a gentleman to Kohaku.
Kohaku: That’s right. Shing’s put himself in danger for my sake many times… He’s so cool!
Shing: I’m not that cool! It’s only natural that I’d wanna protect my precious Kohaku! Besides, aren’t you the cutest and most beautiful of them all?!
Judith: Hehe. The two of you are very in love.
Shing: And so, you know, I also notice the charms of bourgeoise madams… Wait, heeeey, Flynn and Judas, where are you going? Wait up!
#GTF Translations#Tales of the World: Radiant Mythology 3#Radiant Mythology 3#Shing Meteoryte#Flynn Scifo#Kohaku Hearts#Judas (Destiny 2)#Judith (Vesperia)#the gay boys have left the chat. poor flynn wanted real merit and judas was just completely disappointed in everything#meanwhile judith hears “beautiful” and “big br3asts” and is like ah there it is my calling#shing and kohaku are so cute but also SHING YOU BETTER /NOT/ LOOK AT OTHER LADIES WHO AREN'T HER#DON'T YOU DARE DISAPPOINT MY GIRL SHING#rm3 rly took some of my favorite chars/pairs and said here your faves will interact#rm3 did almost everything right... ...except not have moses in the game at all#i don't find tales b0ob jokes funny but i do find flynn and judas being severely disappointed in him very funny#(avoiding tumblr tag flagging this post bc of Those Words)
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