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Anya Mouthwashing
In the back of my mind, it's always there.
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I used to see this image all the time in December but now literally nobody cares. We as a society have forgotten him. All he wanted was to offer us a nice treat and what did we do? We abandoned him. Hell has taken refuge in our hearts and its fires have burned to ash all warmth and love. We should be ashamed.
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"Hey, what do you want for Ch-"
I don't know, as soon as you started the question, I somehow momentarily was struck with such a lack of desire for any material goods that there's now a school of thought in Buddhism who reveres my ADHD riddled brain as a potential speedrun to enlightment.
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If there's sexual abuse subtext no there isn't, if there's allusion to sexual abuse you're ruining it for everyone else by talking about it, if there's a metaphor for sexual abuse you're reading too far into it and it's actually a metaphor for anything more palatable, and if there's on-screen sexual abuse? Well that's exploitative torture porn, of course.
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i could gush about witch hat atelier for a long time but these panels really stuck out to me as such a lovely thought about the process of learning
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I hate it when I have to bear the weight of a song with an epic bridge but the rest of the song is dogshit. Of course I could just skip to the good part but then I wouldn't be practicing my virtuous skills in patience and tolerance.
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youtube shorts will be like dimpy music while a ugly baby goose is tripping and falling over and then transitions to the same music but slower and bass boosted and its a adult swan with walking with swag
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fucking that twink in positions we dont even have names for
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i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint
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i went out for milk and ended up making like 6 new friends, marching in a parade, reuniting with one of my childhood friends, watched a drag queen eviserate a piñata and also forgot to buy the milk
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what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen
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does anyone remember that post that was like “why are you so busy playing videogames? maybe drop the animal crossing and get a man to cum in you (Deep.) and do real life baby crossing.
need that pic if anyone has it.
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me and the bad bitches i pulled by having matching brain parasites that psychically draw our thoughts together
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