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#meanwhile its like jon just commented offhandedly he likes the sound of harp music and he sets himself off
rise-my-angel · 5 months
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In addition to the new main ingredient of "this time a character worries how they're seen in their marriage but its Jons turn on the hot seat", we now add a cup and a half of "Jon starts to obsess about negatively comparing himself to Rhaegar when it comes to his feelings about the reader".
We also add 2 tablespoons of "Jon goes through a having 2 fathers identity crisis again, but this time make it less angry and more lustful, because Stark men absolutely use sex as a coping mechanism for their problems." (See the recipe for "why does ptsd riddled Ned Stark have 6 goddamn kids" for reference).
Our dessert recipe will include a secret ingredient called "a 1000 miles away Aegon is having the same identity crisis but theres no lust, only sadness and make it Martell themed."
The recipe name this time is called "Rhaegar is still such an asshole that his only living sons fucking hate him."
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