#mean you probally don’t actually like him you just feel bad for him

[bugisawesomeasf]

something makes me think that you guys don’t actually like Will, you just hate Mike so much more

[reillyissof]

I just got finished with episode 5 and volume 9 is bad (IN MY OPINION)

I have some other problems with rwby that I’ll probally make a separate post but focusing soley on volume 9 it’s not that good.

Everyone found each other way to quickly, lottery in world under an hour from when they’ve fallen Everton has reunited again and theirs litteraly no stakes or drama just a whoop where here now.

Rubys depression kind of feels on and off, ruby is already upset with everything that’s happend and when she finds out about pennys death she just kind of… falls over? (And the animations could have litteraly moved Weiss like 2 inches for a moment but what do I know 👀) and for the rest it’s on and off, she kinda just goes from mopey to meh and the scene with the red king she seemed oddly happy during the fight thing which kinda threw things off for me, especially for the rest where she’s just kinda sad

Wby seems way to chipper and chill about everything Weiss seems kind of shocked but it’s more annoyance rather than caring that you fell out of an endless void made by a magic genie everyone seems pretty content with how things are and when it comes to ruby being depressed they kind of just have a non verbal “oh I’m sorry” reaction and then move on. Sometimes they seem upset like Weiss being upset they had to run away from the jabber walker and people got hurt. Also their speeches for one of my favorite rwby scenes ever when weed ruby shows up was kind of cringey, the lines they had were great but the way the structured their speeches for them to have true meaning I feel like there’s a level on seriousness and love a lot of people or atleast myself don’t really have right now for the show due to a bunch of previous problems and rooster teeth drama

LITTLE AND THE CAT ARE THE BEST

I don’t really know how to feel about juane right now, just met him again but I feel like his reintroduction won’t be that good, aren’t you supposed to forget everything when you get a pourpose a get the heart doesn’t but I’m pretty sure that he wouldn’t be able to remeber rwby like that I could be wrong due to his introduction being so short so I may be proven wrong later

THEY ARE UNDERUTELIZINH NEO SO MUCH SHOW HER MORE, THERES ONLY 5 EPISODES LEFT AND WEVE INLY SEEN HER TWICE

Also ruby kind just going “it signifies a mothers promise” out of no where was kinda eh it was a cool reveal that ruby’s insignia was actually her mothers passed down to her but that was so out of pocket especially due to them only doing a trade like that once

That’s all for now. Sorry everything’s kinda disconnected I don’t know how to write

I want weed ruby to come back and mentally abuse ruby again that was actually awsome 10/10 would recommend

Please don’t kill me for my slanderous opinions

[moomingitz]

Not sure if you remember me but I once brought up the argument that Helen would have been a more superior Human Protagonist/Audience Surrogate. I still stand by that. But Chris would still be a foil to her because of his selfishness, and around the end of the "first series" Helen would probally tell him in a show of how much she's grown since Episode 1 where she would have met Sonic, to let go, and such and then it'll end like normal.

I don’t really remember it. But that’s besides the point.

This is a very unpopular opinion of mine I’ve voiced before, but I’m going to say it again because it’s relevant to this topic: I like Chris as a character because he can do wrong, but still not be a terrible person at the same time. He’s still a good kid and a genuinely good person, but he’s actually a flawed child character who isn’t one extreme or the other. The way he acted about Sonic is something allot of the same people who give him shit over it have most likely been guilty of themselves growing up, or they most likely would have pulled the same thing, but don’t want to admit it.

It’s similar to my opinion of Zooey from Sonic Boom, and why I much rather watch the more jerkish villagers than her: The villagers may have had a tendency to be jerks, but they were at least characters even if in the most basic sense. Yet allot of people adore who is basically Genderbend Tails, who doesn’t have a personality or character outside of being Tails’ love interest. In other words, a textbook defintion of a Mary-Sue.(A term I never really use because it’s been misused to death.)

But unlike Zooey, Helen isn’t a Mary-Sue. But the fandom sure does love to view her as if she’s the most perfect, angelic soft wittle cinnamon role who can do no wrong, is a fragile thing that needs to be protected, and if any other character didn’t worship the ground she walks on or dare even challenge her in any way than they’re just mean… Even though what little we’ve seen of her in canon would suggest otherwise, and allot of fans seem to miss the point of her that she didn’t want to be be treated or viewed differently just because of her disability. Again, this is the Sonic fandom, where no matter if it’s a character they like or dislike, they’ll completely miss the point of their character.

I would be fine with Helen getting a more prominent role, and her and Chris acting as foils to each other. But it needs to actually have nuisance to it, and not be one-sided. Much like Chris himself would need to be challenged in a meaningful way, so would Helen. For example, it’s very likely that Chris felt like he had no right to voice how he felt about his life, because when you have more than others, you’re made to feel guilty into feeling like your own personal problems aren’t valid compared to others who have less than you.(Also, Linsdey and Nelson are seriously not the best parents, when you actually look at it beyond surface level.) While Helen on the other hand, despite potentially having to deal with the occasional dick, would actually have more luck with finding people who would actually listen to her if she wanted to confide in others.

Helen wouldn’t need to turn into a bitter or resentful person over time, but her perspective and beliefs would need to be challenged. An example I can easily think of what I’m trying to get across with this is something like, Steven Universe.*Huge spoiler alert for the show up ahead, here.* The core value and point of the show is that no one is truly evil and that even the worst of people have the chance to change for the better. Steven at one point believed the conflict between the rebellion his mother, Rose Quartz, started against the Diamond Authority and the rest of Homeworld was pretty clear cut. But as the show has progressed so far, it turns out that despite being dictators and colonists, the diamonds themselves were still capable of feeling guilt and remorse for things and didn’t doing bad things for the hell of it. Then it was eventually revealed that Rose Quartz was really the once believed-to-be shattered Pink Diamond, showing that just like various Homeworld gems, even a Diamond has the potential to change for the better. But at the same time, this also brings into question everything Steven has believed and valued up to this point, despite the recent revelation still holding true to the show’s core values. It most importantly show’s that things are not as they seem at first glance, and most things are never black-and-white but are more complicated.

Tl;dr: I’m not against the concept of Helen having a more prominent role, and her and Chris serving as foils for each other. I just don’t really trust, at least the fandom, to not go and make the conflicts and situations between them completely one-side, by making her into an obnoxiously perfect and sweet moe angel who needs to be protected, who can do no wrong and never be wrong, and anyone who isn’t super pure like her or super nice to her is Butch the Bully or Veruca Salt. Someone might tell me that it’s just me, but several other fandoms just love to view and portray things completely black-and-white(especially the Steven Universe fandom), and the Sonic fandom is definitely no exception to this.

[nonbinaryfinerytitanicstan97]

Musical Massacare Act 1

*the year is 3095

Jospephine *narrarting the story* "life in the year 3095 can be pretty awesome. We have the coolest technology, the greatest lives, and dare I say it? the coolest ansestors"

Brianna and Sally walking out of a building that reads *National Musuem of Technology*

Brianna Quinn: "I can't believe they actually did that"

Sally Vulcano "neither can I! We legit have the best ansestors in spirit existence"

Jospehine: *still narrating* "my friends along with me are also descendents of the Impractical Jokers. Yes, you heard that correctly. Of course, everyone assumes that we all want to be comedians, but we all have more important jobs. Not that making people laugh is important, but when you're being counted on to make relations with other galaxies or rescuing people from black holes, it can be tough, not too mention downright scary"

Jospehine: "what's up Jamie? working on those techno beats for the party?"

Jamie Murray: "yeah, of course I am. Why wouldn't I? techno music is my life"

Josephine: *to the audience* "the thing that's so great about descending from Joe and Bessy Gatto is that you learn a lot of interesting things in life. One of them being how awesome of a planet we are, when we all just learn to love one another"

Sally: "wow, living so close to the 5th millenium is so exciting. I feel bad for the people that had to deal with inferior technology"

Josephine: "yeah, I know right? Imagine seeing a delicious pie on TV and not being able to eat it right away or not being able to jump in the TV to go to place advertised on it? that must really suck"

Josephine: *to the audience* "here's a breakdown of our careers. You're probally already familar with what Jamie, Brianna, and I do for a living because who can possibly forget about black holes, jamming out to some good techo music, or the possibility of paralel universes?"

Sally: "my favorite era that I have been in so far definitly has to be 2800's. I loved how the once fueding countries were so close, really warmed my heart"

Joesephine: *to the audience* "Sally Vulcano is the time era consultant, which means that whenever someone messes up the time line she restores it back to normal"

Brianna: "can't wait for the party this week. heard it was going to be awesome"

Jamie: "you bet. already got the track down"

Jospehine: *to the audience* "Sally Vulcano probally has the hardest job out of all four of us. If she is unable to identify and fix what exactly went wrong in the time era system, it can throw the entire universe off and we all know we don't want that to happen"

Sally: "let's hope no one tries going back in time and does something they're not supposed to, because I don't have the energy right now to fix people's errors"

Brianna Quinn: "that doesn't mean other people have to suffer. I'm in charge of getting people rescued from black holes, the place where there is no escpae from, I help them find an escape. We all have diffucult carrers, everyone counts on us to do an awesome job"

Sally: "because if we don't, we'll never hear the end of it. Like how somene got trapped in a black hole last year, and you couldn't rescue them. The entire planet hated you for months"

Joesphine: *to the audience* "Our ansestors may have been nervous of how people would react to their jokes, but it's a whole different story when you have a career that can dangerously effect the entire universe if you don't do it correctly"

scene 2

Gretel: “today we will be learning about the Trump Presidency and the events that happened because of it”

Christiania- “why do we have to learn about occurrences that happened 1,000 years ago?”

Addison- “yeah, what does that have to do with us?”

Gretel- “history builds our future, it’s a foundation of our character and how we perceive the world around us and treat others. It’s important we learn this stuff in order to create a positive building block for the future”

Sally- “can we learn about our ancestors after this?”

Gretel: “the Impractical Jokers? They have an exhibit at the Antique shop. You can teleport there after school if you would like”

*Brianna and Josephine high-five each other and then give their friends Jamie and Sally a thumbs up*

Michelle- “and don’t forget shows like Adam Ruins Everything, the Chris Gethard Show and the Carbanaro effect”

Gretel- “yes, those shows have an exhibit as well”

Gretel- “okay, now the Trump Presidency occurred in the year 2017. Many people lost their families due to violence. This was by far the worst presidencies known to mankind”

Darla: “why did people vote for him then? Wasn’t it because they liked him and thought he would make a god choice for president?”

Gretel- “he won for that reason, but historians for hundreds of years have said that problems erupted due to his term as president”

Jamie: “how bad were the problems? I’m sure they couldn’t have been that horrible”

Gretel- “back then there was a disagreement about guns. Most of the people that voted for Trump thought that weapons shouldn’t be banned, because they were afraid they would have nothing to protect themselves with”

Brianna- “so they couldn’t trust each other? They actually thought they had the need for weapons?”

Gretel- “it was a conflict that effected many lives. Take the Parkinson shooting for instance. After the tragic event occurred, many Republicans were serious about keeping the “right to bear arms” amendment”

Josephine- “were all Republicans like this?”

Gretel- “actually some of them fell in between with their beliefs. Not all Republicans thought the same like historians would like us to believe”

Michelle: “do you know why the Republicans thought that way”?

Gretel-“they wanted to protect their loved ones, and thought that having been armed with guns would have been the best way to achieve that. However there were people that disagreed with this, these were the people that decided to put a ban on gun usage”

Addison- “how was that going to help? Even if they did ban weapons, the people guilty of pertaining one would just have found a new way to hurt people”

Gretel- “questioning the world around you. You’re just like your ancestor. And yes, banning assault rifles wouldn’t have helped. A lot of civilians thought that guns were needed for protection, and this caused a conflict about whether to keep guns or ban them”

Brianna- “if people were for guns, how come they were also pro life? That doesn’t add up”

Gretel- “people in the past thought the same thing as well. In fact there was a Women’s march that took place two months after President Trump set foot in office. Many people thought the Women’s march was a symbol for girl power, but the message others received, were horrendous”

Jamie- “how bad was it?”

Gretel- “during the march, people held signs with words and images hinting that they were pro choice. This angered lots of Republicans because they believed that everyone deserved a chance to enter the world”

Darla: “if they were pro-life, how come when I went to the antique shop the other day, I saw comments from those very same people, posting about how others should have been aborted? Even if someone commits a sin, you shouldn’t say stuff like that”

Gretel- “you’re absolutely right. No one should be told that they shouldn’t have had the chance to be alive. Unfortunately, people back then were extremely cruel. For reasons that we don’t know of”

scene 3

Cassidy- “wow, a simulation exhibit. This must be cool”

Brianna- “apparently this is an exhibit that lets you travel back hundreds of years, and it gives you a glimpse of what it was like to live in the 90’s and early 2000’s”

Jamie- “we can see how our ancestors lived. That’s awesome because all of them lived during the same time period”

Josephine- “we go to this antique shop all the time and all we never did this exhibit. I say we give it a try” Addison- “we always heard about in history class how these people lived, but now we actually get to experience it first hand. What could be more exciting?”

Sally- “wait, so if we go back to 2017, cause that’s when all of our ancestors were on Tru TV, at the same time, that means we’re going back a thousand years”

Brianna- “wouldn’t the time jump effect us? As in terms of how slow or how fast it passes?”

Darla- “well it’s true that we would be traveling back to a millennium ago, but I don’t think it will effect the passage of time”

Sally- “so we’ll be in an ancient era, but the time wouldn’t be affected at all?”

Cassidy- “exactly. There’s actually a time blocker. If the machine detects you’re about to do something that would affect the future, it stops that from happening. As long as this feature is enabled, we should be safe.”

Christiania- “when we get back, we should visit the music from the past exhibit, to help us find inspiration for the Talent Bash”

(The girls are back in the year 2017)

Michelle- “this place looks weird”

Brianna- “yeah, when you spend your entire life where chrome buildings, jet packs, hover cars, and robots are the norm, it can be weird being in a world where the cars are on the ground, the buildings are made out of bricks, and the robots haven’t evolved yet.”

Josephine- “this is New York. Our ancestors must be near by because they filmed here all the time when they did their episodes”

Brianna- “we should try the mall. Everyone will just think we’re girls trying to get a deal on jewelry, but in reality, we just want to see our awesome ancestors”

Sally- “all right, let’s go”

Jamie- “try looking for your ancestors. Pay them a visit for being amazing”

Micelle- “we can just see them in the spirit world”

Cassidy- “you can visit the Impractical Jokers. We want to walk around and explore this place a bit”

Christiania- “I mean look at this place. We’re so used to seeing aluminum buildings, so in a way this could actually be good for us”

Addison- “change of scenery. It can actually be quite healthy changing your surroundings”

Jamie- “our ancestors are super cool, so we might be in the mall for a while. Explore this ancient city of New York and knock yourself out”

[bloodredcloakblackfur]

Mr. Greasy Wolf

Red here again. So ever take a nice walk and suddenly you think I’m hungry.  You can always take from your basket knowing there’s fresh bread, good meat and something sweet to drink but then you smell it. That tantalizing smell of fat and grease. That mouthwatering taste that comes with it and you look about following it even though it takes you away from your path and you don’t think twice about the basket and the food within that you made sure to have to prevent yourself from the temptation.

However as you try to turn and find you way back you find yourself facing a Wolf..and not a handsome one either. This one is clearly not one who wants your love. No he wants whatever you’ll offer in exchange for the food you smell cooking on the little cart he has. Ignoring the smell is so hard and hearing your stomach growl makes you realize how hungry you are but all the good things..they don’t hold appeal anymore.

The Greasy Wolf just smiles and you want to smile back despite the fact you need to turn away. You start to turn but something in you can’t and you wonder over just to look and smell. The Wolf’s smile getting wider and wider as he knows this game and he’s played it well for years.

Sadly often we fall into this trap. I’m guilty of it. More than I care to admit and you know why? It’s easy, it’s fast and often cheap. However it also leaves me with the feeling that I’m easy, fast and cheap. I’m none of these things but still.

One of these traps that are so easy to fall into is shopping when hungry. Yeah not a smart idea if you have to go shopping because there is no food in the house..well nothing to make a meal out of. Do a few things first.

First things first drink a glass of cold water. Yes there is a reason for this. Sometimes your body isn’t really hungry. It’s just boredom or you’re dehydrated. I’m guilty of not drinking enough water which sucks but hey it happens. However this is also a trick I’ve realized actually works. A few times I thought I was hungry and then just went and drank some water. Wait a few minutes, try to wait five, if you’re still feeling hungry then that is your signal you are hungry.

Infused waters are also a good idea here as sometimes the taste will defuse the hunger and you’re getting good nutrients into your body.

My doctor once told me it takes the body five to ten minutes to tell you that you are full. That’s why people often over eat. By the time our body gets the signal going that we are full..well we’ve already over eaten and we feel sick from being too full or just feel plan miserable.

Here’s the second idea have a small snack, because some hunger pains are just that. A piece of fruit, maybe a handful of nuts ( I love almonds unsalted and plain). A hand full of baby carrots, a few slices of cucumbers are good too. It’s up to you. It won’t fill you up but  it will prevent you from getting distracted from shopping by hunger pains.

I’ve lost count of the times I’ve made bad decisions while being distracted by my hunger. I’d go in and suddenly smell chicken cooking in the deli or something baking in the bakery and well there goes my brain being overrode by my stomach. Also bad habit of mine to stop by fast food before and after shopping, it’s easy but it’s unhealthy. Mostly because if you’re like me you buy a lot of food at once and by the time you’re done you don’t have the energy or the will power to cook.

If you have a cheat day, the day you do the shopping might be it if you find yourself falling into this habit. Just make sure you have the time to digest after you eat if you go get a meal before otherwise those hunger pains that are still going before your body realizes your full can fuel the bad choices.

Third idea and I consider an important step: MAKE A LIST! And set a spending limit

Honestly impulse buys happen because we don’t have a structured idea of what we are getting. However there are some people who can just walk in and get what they need and walk out. I am not one of those people. I need that damn list or I end up with twenty more items when I only came in for two.

Sometimes it’s okay to add somethings to the list. Sometimes.

Like you came in for some fresh strawberries and you see that blueberries are also on sale and while you don’t need them just yet you know that you will need more soon. I advise you only do this after you’ve gotten everything on your list and you haven’t exceeded your spending limit.

Now I’m not the best person at math so I tend to round up.  Say I grabbed four cans of coconut water for a $1.50. I’ll round that up to two dollars. Yes that means I may make my limit number show up quicker but it prevents me from thinking well I should have so much extra I can afford that. Only to find I spent more than I meant to. If you are better at math you might not need to do that or you might use a calculator. I do sometimes if I know there is something else I want for a treat but if  I already planned that treat then it should be in my budget before I get there.

Just try and remember that Greasy Wolf I talked about. He tends to lurk where you least expect it.

I always go down every aisle in the supermarket. Force of habit and also as I stated before I am bipolar. I also have a form of ADHD and OCD.

Despite having a list I’ll end up spending four hours in the market if I don’t have somewhere to be and I don’t go row by row. Once my list is done and I know I have extra money to use, I may go back to certain items I saw all sale. Like the blueberries I talked about before.

However like I said that Greasy Wolf sometimes finds me. He maybe there with the free samples or that two for one sale on frozen pizzas. Soda is a big weakness of mine, I have a taste for diet soda. Gross to most people but it was the only kind that was kept in the house growing up and so that’s what I drink when I get it. I’m working on cutting the habit. Not doing so well but still an effort is better than no effort at all.

Planning your meals out for a week or two is also a good thing but if you work 40+ hours a week. It’s not always easy to sit down and do that. I try it believe me I do but doesn’t always work that day. Also despite planning a meal I may not crave whatever it is I planned for that day or if I’m not feeling good I have no energy to cook it. I try to pre-make a few things on my days off (despite them being few and far between sometimes). Also giving yourself the choice to make this or that on one day may help.

Example here is I planned one night cooking myself a nice big  pot of pasta with sauce and eating my fill and putting the rest up to take for lunch during the week. However the evening I planned for didn’t work out. I ended up pulling an extra shift for work and just didn’t have the energy to bother lugging everything out. So that’s where meal plan B came into effect. You’ve probally heard of green shakes and homemade health food shakes. Well I like them. It’s easy to dump into the blender and just go. You probally think nope that’s not easy still have to gather everything. Well that’s where the pre planning things come into effect with me.

There are plenty of ideas on shakes and how to preset them up or store them. I normally only end up making five premade bags and keeping them in the freezer. Takes me only a minute to walk over to the fridge get one out of the freezer and dump it into the blender and add either water, coconut water, or almond milk to it and turn it on. Less than five minutes I have my meal ready to go. My blender isn’t one of those fancy ones it’s a simple one and easy to just rinse and clean out after I pour my drink into a cup. So little mess and fuss.

But still those nights are also the night that Greasy Wolf is sitting there telling me about all the yummy foods I’m missing out on. How it takes less effort to get into a car or go through a drive through and have someone else make my food. It’s fast, easy and cheap.

I stated before when I hear him say that I think that’s what he thinks of me.

Sorry Greasy Wolf. This Woman in the Red Hood is not fast, easy or cheap. Take a hike and don’t come back.

[nessaiscute]

you wanna know what? I’m gonna go all out here.

I’ve stated time and time again that I think Caleo is one of the more healthy percy jackson ships. and i think I’m gonna state why. So lets go into one of the most popular ships in pjo : Solangelo. I’m gonna state several points as to why Caleo is a lot healthier then Solangelo.

Okay. I’ll be the first to admit that Solangelo has some pretty cute moments. But can i state how..... unhealthy this ship has the potential of having? Did Nico really need a ship to be happy? Now i know this will get me a lot of shit so allow me to explain a huge difference between Leo and Nico. Leo wants to have a girlfriend. This isn’t something he has to have. Leo isn’t summoning demoic halfbloods like Theseus or is he getting other half bloods killed by working with Minos. Leo isn’t going this far to be accepted into his friends. He would easily be happy  being with friends. 

Nico..... can’t really claim this. at all.

In order for Percy to notice him Nico will do almost anything. Like every single thing Nico did in the first series was just to get Percy to notice him. Gods bby i love you but this isn’t healthy. Please love yourself before you start seeking something like this.

Also, am i the only one that feels Nico needs to atone more for what he did in bol? Like, sorry Rick. I’m not going to forgive him for getting people killed. People died cause of Nico. Does this not bother him? Leo is always being weighed down by the fact that hes the 7th wheel for reasons he can’t really help. Its not his fault that everyone besides Calypso doesn't find him attractive. Like.... how is that Leo’s  fault?? Also, its not Leo’s fault he crushes easily. and even for all of Leo’s easiness to crush he can’t really compete with how desperate Nico is to find love.

On to ship moments. The whole ‘doctor’s note’ thing. Okay, soooo Nico gets to break the rules of the camp but.... Ella can’t?? Ella would need this shit a hell of a lot more then bloody Nico does. and what the heck makes Nico so speical? Also, this is a violation of Ethics on Will’s part. Will can’t be putting his boyfriend above everyone else. Nico has to follow the rules of camp like everyone else. Again, I’ll go back to Ella. What happens when she has an anxiety attack  in the middle of the night. Is she not allowed to get Tyson when she needs him or would that be ‘breaking the camps rules’ Would Ella get yelled at by Chorin or Mr. D? Do you see where I’m getting with this?

The ‘You’re staring’ moment. I have a lot of strong anti feelings bout this scene. am i the only one who feels really bad for Pablo? Like. Nico flat out hates him simply cause Will might be attracted to him. Also, doesn't this remind us of something simmilar? Like.... a straight pairing that did this? Like... .Percabeth vs Perachel?? Remember how everyone hated that? How Annabeth is a ‘bitch’ or Rachel is a ‘fan girl’ and gods do we not recall all the Rachel hate? What do you think the Solangelo’s are gonna do to Pablo? and How frightening must it be to know that the child of death hates your guts cause of his boyfriend? You all were shitting on Annabeth for being prissy at Rachel so get pissed at Nico for doing the same. If you’re gonna call Percabeth unhealthy cause of ‘jealous issues’ then So is Solangelo.

Now that Im done analyzing the shit out of Solangelo lets compare it to Caleo.

Leo as i said just wants to find someone who makes you happy. And when he meets Calypso he is deeply annoyed. Just as much as she is. he dosen’t know what he did to piss her off and at this point he’s sick of girls treating him like shit. Of course you all would call this ‘random’ allow me to get it though your skulls:  DEVELOPMENT YOU DON’T LIKE IS NOT RANDOM. JUST CAUSE YOU DON’T LIKE THE WAY SOMETHING GOES DOSEN’T MAKE IT RANDOM. GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES  And this is my biggest annoyance. you can’t stop shouting random over and over. If you would just read the books without your ‘the only one who can’t find love is leo’ goggles. You would realize that this ship is very beautiful and before you cry ‘two weeks of knowing each other’ Nico and will know each other for two days? YOUR POINT???????! but back to the matter at hand; Calypso and Leo fight cause they are annoyed with each other. But they try different things to get Leo off the island but nothing works. and after each attempt they learn different stuff bout each other and Calypso starts to grow feelings for him. Its slow and steady. *cough* unlike Solangelo. *cough*   Leo really wants to save her. Its not bout him anymore. he could care less if Calypso dosen’t like him. He dosen’t think its fair for Calypso to be trapped here. No, Leo isn’t a ‘fuck boy’ Leo loves Calypso to the point where he will do anything to save her.

The lost Trio. Okay, if you don’t know me in real life you probally don’t know how much I HATE the team 7/ Lost Trio type of bond. there is nothing i hate more then the three way bromance that is two people in love with the other one having to suffer. I hate Sakura cause of this in Naruto and I certinally don;t like jason and Piper for doing this to Leo. when i actually like leo but i can’t stand Naruto. its not bloody fair. Why does Jason and Piper get to be in love but Leo can’t? I mean, you all think Jason is just as much of a fuck boy for ‘hurting reyna’ right? Stop being hypocrites. Its no wonder leo wants love. Jason and Piper can’t stop making out with each other?? and yet Leo is suppose to not be bothered by this? Leo isn’t suppose to want to know what this is like?? Sorry tumblr but once again you aren’t being fair. You aren’t looking at this logistically you can’t put down your ‘leo is a fuck boy’ goggles to debate this rationally. its no wonder he picked Calypso. The lost trio didn’t love Leo. Let me say this again: Jason and Piper didn’t love Leo Valdez   

Hmm am i missing anything else? I Think i covered all i wanted to. Well, thats all for now

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Act 1 of Musical Massacre (please, if you see this post, you can like if you want, but please, reblog, no matter what)

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*the year is 3095

Jospephine *narrarting the story* "life in the year 3095 can be pretty awesome. We have the coolest technology, the greatest lives, and dare I say it? the coolest ansestors"

Brianna and Sally walking out of a building that reads *National Musuem of Technology*

Brianna Quinn: "I can't believe they actually did that"

Sally Vulcano "neither can I! We legit have the best ansestors in spirit existence"

Jospehine: *still narrating* "my friends along with me are also descendents of the Impractical Jokers. Yes, you heard that correctly. Of course, everyone assumes that we all want to be comedians, but we all have more important jobs. Not that making people laugh is important, but when you're being counted on to make relations with other galaxies or rescuing people from black holes, it can be tough, not too mention downright scary"

Jospehine: "what's up Jamie? working on those techno beats for the party?"

Jamie Murray: "yeah, of course I am. Why wouldn't I? techno music is my life"

Josephine: *to the audience* "the thing that's so great about descending from Joe and Bessy Gatto is that you learn a lot of interesting things in life. One of them being how awesome of a planet we are, when we all just learn to love one another"

Sally: "wow, living so close to the 5th millenium is so exciting. I feel bad for the people that had to deal with inferior technology"

Josephine: "yeah, I know right? Imagine seeing a delicious pie on TV and not being able to eat it right away or not being able to jump in the TV to go to place advertised on it? that must really suck"

Josephine: *to the audience* "here's a breakdown of our careers. You're probally already familar with what Jamie, Brianna, and I do for a living because who can possibly forget about black holes, jamming out to some good techo music, or the possibility of paralel universes?"

Sally: "my favorite era that I have been in so far definitly has to be 2800's. I loved how the once fueding countries were so close, really warmed my heart"

Joesephine: *to the audience* "Sally Vulcano is the time era consultant, which means that whenever someone messes up the time line she restores it back to normal"

Brianna: "can't wait for the party this week. heard it was going to be awesome"

Jamie: "you bet. already got the track down"

Jospehine: *to the audience* "Sally Vulcano probally has the hardest job out of all four of us. If she is unable to identify and fix what exactly went wrong in the time era system, it can throw the entire universe off and we all know we don't want that to happen"

Sally: "let's hope no one tries going back in time and does something they're not supposed to, because I don't have the energy right now to fix people's errors"

Brianna Quinn: "that doesn't mean other people have to suffer. I'm in charge of getting people rescued from black holes, the place where there is no escpae from, I help them find an escape. We all have diffucult carrers, everyone counts on us to do an awesome job"

Sally: "because if we don't, we'll never hear the end of it. Like how somene got trapped in a black hole last year, and you couldn't rescue them. The entire planet hated you for months"

Joesphine: *to the audience* "Our ansestors may have been nervous of how people would react to their jokes, but it's a whole different story when you have a career that can dangerously effect the entire universe if you don't do it correctly"

scene 2

Gretel: “today we will be learning about the Trump Presidency and the events that happened because of it”

Christiania- “why do we have to learn about occurrences that happened 1,000 years ago?”

Addison- “yeah, what does that have to do with us?”

Gretel- “history builds our future, it’s a foundation of our character and how we perceive the world around us and treat others. It’s important we learn this stuff in order to create a positive building block for the future”

Sally- “can we learn about our ancestors after this?”

Gretel: “the Impractical Jokers? They have an exhibit at the Antique shop. You can teleport there after school if you would like”

*Brianna and Josephine high-five each other and then give their friends Jamie and Sally a thumbs up*

Michelle- “and don’t forget shows like Adam Ruins Everything, the Chris Gethard Show and the Carbanaro effect”

Gretel- “yes, those shows have an exhibit as well”

Gretel- “okay, now the Trump Presidency occurred in the year 2017. Many people lost their families due to violence. This was by far the worst presidencies known to mankind”

Darla: “why did people vote for him then? Wasn’t it because they liked him and thought he would make a god choice for president?”

Gretel- “he won for that reason, but historians for hundreds of years have said that problems erupted due to his term as president”

Jamie: “how bad were the problems? I’m sure they couldn’t have been that horrible”

Gretel- “back then there was a disagreement about guns. Most of the people that voted for Trump thought that weapons shouldn’t be banned, because they were afraid they would have nothing to protect themselves with”

Brianna- “so they couldn’t trust each other? They actually thought they had the need for weapons?”

Gretel- “it was a conflict that effected many lives. Take the Parkinson shooting for instance. After the tragic event occurred, many Republicans were serious about keeping the “right to bear arms” amendment”

Josephine- “were all Republicans like this?”

Gretel- “actually some of them fell in between with their beliefs. Not all Republicans thought the same like historians would like us to believe”

Michelle: “do you know why the Republicans thought that way”?

Gretel-“they wanted to protect their loved ones, and thought that having been armed with guns would have been the best way to achieve that. However there were people that disagreed with this, these were the people that decided to put a ban on gun usage”

Addison- “how was that going to help? Even if they did ban weapons, the people guilty of pertaining one would just have found a new way to hurt people”

Gretel- “questioning the world around you. You’re just like your ancestor. And yes, banning assault rifles wouldn’t have helped. A lot of civilians thought that guns were needed for protection, and this caused a conflict about whether to keep guns or ban them”

Brianna- “if people were for guns, how come they were also pro life? That doesn’t add up”

Gretel- “people in the past thought the same thing as well. In fact there was a Women’s march that took place two months after President Trump set foot in office. Many people thought the Women’s march was a symbol for girl power, but the message others received, were horrendous”

Jamie- “how bad was it?”

Gretel- “during the march, people held signs with words and images hinting that they were pro choice. This angered lots of Republicans because they believed that everyone deserved a chance to enter the world”

Darla: “if they were pro-life, how come when I went to the antique shop the other day, I saw comments from those very same people, posting about how others should have been aborted? Even if someone commits a sin, you shouldn’t say stuff like that”

Gretel- “you’re absolutely right. No one should be told that they shouldn’t have had the chance to be alive. Unfortunately, people back then were extremely cruel. For reasons that we don’t know of”

scene 3

Cassidy- “wow, a simulation exhibit. This must be cool”

Brianna- “apparently this is an exhibit that lets you travel back hundreds of years, and it gives you a glimpse of what it was like to live in the 90’s and early 2000’s”

Jamie- “we can see how our ancestors lived. That’s awesome because all of them lived during the same time period”

Josephine- “we go to this antique shop all the time and all we never did this exhibit. I say we give it a try” Addison- “we always heard about in history class how these people lived, but now we actually get to experience it first hand. What could be more exciting?”

Sally- “wait, so if we go back to 2017, cause that’s when all of our ancestors were on Tru TV, at the same time, that means we’re going back a thousand years”

Brianna- “wouldn’t the time jump effect us? As in terms of how slow or how fast it passes?”

Darla- “well it’s true that we would be traveling back to a millennium ago, but I don’t think it will effect the passage of time”

Sally- “so we’ll be in an ancient era, but the time wouldn’t be affected at all?”

Cassidy- “exactly. There’s actually a time blocker. If the machine detects you’re about to do something that would affect the future, it stops that from happening. As long as this feature is enabled, we should be safe.”

Christiania- “when we get back, we should visit the music from the past exhibit, to help us find inspiration for the Talent Bash”

(The girls are back in the year 2017)

Michelle- “this place looks weird”

Brianna- “yeah, when you spend your entire life where chrome buildings, jet packs, hover cars, and robots are the norm, it can be weird being in a world where the cars are on the ground, the buildings are made out of bricks, and the robots haven’t evolved yet.”

Josephine- “this is New York. Our ancestors must be near by because they filmed here all the time when they did their episodes”

Brianna- “we should try the mall. Everyone will just think we’re girls trying to get a deal on jewelry, but in reality, we just want to see our awesome ancestors”

Sally- “all right, let’s go”

Jamie- “try looking for your ancestors. Pay them a visit for being amazing”

Micelle- “we can just see them in the spirit world”

Cassidy- “you can visit the Impractical Jokers. We want to walk around and explore this place a bit”

Christiania- “I mean look at this place. We’re so used to seeing aluminum buildings, so in a way this could actually be good for us”

Addison- “change of scenery. It can actually be quite healthy changing your surroundings”

Jamie- “our ancestors are super cool, so we might be in the mall for a while. Explore this ancient city of New York and knock yourself out”