#mean!lando norris

[essiemclaren]

watch me win

in which lando was paid to fake date y/n!

pairing: mean!lando x reader

tw: super mean/rude lando and ofc angst

day 2

lando's text with the bros

lando's text with the reader

Life is unpredictable, but for Lando Norris, there was always a backup plan. He didn’t need to waste time stressing over what could go wrong; his mind was always three steps ahead. Quick moves, sharp thinking—that’s how he kept control. So, when he asked her out for Saturday, it wasn’t because he liked her. Far from it. He didn’t even find her interesting enough to care. She wasn’t some elusive beauty that had him tongue-tied. No, Lando asked her out because he was helping a buddy out, someone too spineless to handle their own situation. She was a tool, a temporary convenience to get what he needed.

Right after their day 1 of meeting, Lando... Oh, Lando instantly knew the way she clung to every word he said, the desperate way she hung on to each fleeting moment of attention—Lando could practically see it. She was that type, the one who’d find validation in any scrap of it, always eager to be the center of someone’s universe. It wasn’t even a challenge; she was a walking cliché, all wide eyes and innocent smiles, pretending she was so much more than the attention-seeker she really was. And Lando? He was just playing along, a momentary distraction, a little fun to help out his friend.

Nothing personal.

She wasn’t anything special—just someone who’d fall for the smallest gestures, starved for a taste of something that made her feel wanted. Lando didn’t mind giving her that. He knew she'd eat it up, desperate for it, clinging to the idea that this meaningless gesture somehow meant something more.

And for day 2? Since he asked her out for Saturday, he’d get a brand new motorbike—a sleek, custom bike, the kind that screamed luxury and power. Because why not take advantage of the situation, turning a simple play into something even more valuable than her fleeting attention?

Saturday

lando's text with the reader

lando's text with the bros

lando's post on x/twitter

After the whole thing was over, Lando leaned back, a smirk tugging at his lips as he replayed the night in his head. Did he regret it? Not for a second. She missed her precious dinner party, but that wasn’t his problem. He couldn’t care less. Her disappointment was just a footnote in his evening, barely worth a second thought. What mattered was the new ride waiting for him—shiny, powerful, and all his. He’d played the game, entertained her for a bit, and now he had what he wanted.

He didn’t regret a thing. Not for a second.

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a/n: Hey everyone! I’m sorry this chapter is shorter than usual – I’ve been super busy, but I hope you understand! I really enjoyed writing this part and I hope you did too. I hope you’re all having a wonderful holiday break! Please let me know what you think about this chapter – your feedback means a lot. Again, happy holidays, take care, and I’ll be back soon! xx

-essie the elf 🎄

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[f1-stuff]

Abu Dhabi GP '24 // Last podium as teammates 🫂

[mgu-h]

contractually obligated energy

[lnfours]

mclaren | 2024 constructors’ champions

papaya on top 🧡

[papayafiles]

"i think the thing i've learnt and i've gained the most this year is: confidence in myself. sounds very simple... i've just always been quite the opposite kind of guy. and i've, i always find like i need to go out and prove it to myself before i wanna start believing anything, so. um, this year i learnt—yeah, i made some mistakes, and i didn't give a good enough fight to max, but, um, it was a good effort! and the one thing i've learnt from is, i have what it takes. and that's not an overconfident saying, that's a: i know i made my mistakes, i know what i'm capable of doing, and i know if i can improve on these things, it's definitely possible. so i'm excited. as much as i want this season now to end and i wanna go have a holiday... i'm also already looking forward to next year."

from lando's post-race interview in abu dhabi, answering the question "do you really fancy [the wdc] next year?"

[jyjkj]

🎥: McLaren (Instagram)

[feketeribizli]

ummm proper post of me alien au 😁 not much to elaborate on we are just having a bit of fun... (well not all of us. pray for lando lol)

[formulaoneisajoke]

lnfour: Don’t mind me, just mirin that ride 😮‍💨

[landonor]

i will always admire lando for being so open about the struggles of f1

(the link to his full comments during the press conference)

[fairylando]

not carlos caught in 4k😭😭😭

[maxz-b]

let's get this bread ! wowza this is part 20/???

[alexturntable]

David Coulthard said I have something to help you with the dizziness and kneeled in front of Lando I think my brain short circuited for a second

[lyslsstuff]

“He told me you are less shy now, then you used to be,” Max answers for him, “Then when we were younger.”

Carlos feels his face heat up. It’s not hard to figure out what Max means by that.

“I wouldn’t say shy,” Lando corrects, “He still is. Just more, like, willing, I guess.” He picks up his phone again, starts scrolling immediately, “I don’t know. I don’t know how he was back then. But he likes to get his cunt fucked now, so,” he shrugs again, like none of this matters. Like he didn’t just reveal to Carlos that he’s told Max that he’s let Lando fuck his cunt.

He shrugs like any of this is a shrugging matter.

Go read Here On Out by @xxxdeerlordxxx I oblige you.

TAG LISST (because I did art)

@girlrussell @leftneb @lain-at-the-gay-bar @blairdii @bepbops @kolbalissh

[peoplesprincessgeorge]

nortrell + txt posts = true

[blueskingdom]

the way lando’s demeanor changed as soon as oscar came into the interview is just stunning

like he went from lando “media-trained answers” norris to lando “soft, inner-personality” norris

[the-architect-of-ferrari]

y’all, I am feeling… so tender rn…