#me: to the windowwwww to the walllllll
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Fuchsia ππ
#partner: ahh shit you're sick too?!#me: bro..#me: we live together...#me: and unfortunately we share A LOT between us#me: I'm never hugging you again after this#partner: π right? i mean what use am i to you when you have your blorbo body pillows?#me: exactly! you're learning π#partner: wish the cold made your snark calm tf down#me: babe not even covid could kill that#partner: didn't you have a doc appointment today?#me: NOT ANYMORE#me: to the windowwwww to the walllllll#me: to my comfy bed i crawl#me: dont need to hang with y'all#me: Aahhhhh SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP MOTHER FUCKER#partner: i love you π#me: love you too π now gtfo the couch its my turn to curl up and be miserable for an album cover#partner: yes dear π#me: *grabs arm* no wait come back i take it back#partner: yes hon π#me: STOP BEING NICE GDI#partner: its your weakness next to throwing a bucket of water on you#me: oh that was mean π#partner: YOU ASKED ME TO BE MEAN π#me: I KNOW IT WAS GOOD πππΌ#were fucking dorks#sharing cause i want to keep this safe for a long time and come back to it if i ever want to kill him#fuchsia is my vent word for good things
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