#me: fine *changes into my ugly women in stem rule company shirt*
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asking my cat why he always scratches my irreplaceable novelty tshirts but leaves my ugly corporate garb alone
#me: u didnt finish pooping now u need a butt bath#him tearing up my expensive rose shirt#me: fine *changes into my ugly women in stem rule company shirt*#my cat: loud yoweling but has switched to gentle paws for me to hurry up#me: wtf— SCRATCH THIS TSHIRT THIS IS A DEMAND NOW#lowkey snickering at his dramatics bc bro doesnt even attempt escape he knows its futile#but is like if i must be hear u must know i am extremely extremely extremely displeased
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