#me: HOKAY how about you come help me plant some veggies ::drags him away::
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Just saw Beast and Sully emoting at each other, and man, that's a pairing they need to explore.
Beast: I'm... a monster... Sully: Hey, me too! Beast: You... you are? Sully: Sure, pal! Don't think I've seen you around Monstropolis, though. You from, what, New Kaiju or something? Beast: I... I live in a castle deep in the forest. Sully: Man, your heating bills must be killer. Tell you what, we're running some great rates lately, lemme make a couple of calls and we can get you hooked up to the laugh grid. Beast: What are you taLKING ABOUT?!? Sully: Oh man, now that's a roar! Wish you'd been around in the old days! Beast: How could someone as beautiful as Belle love someone as hideous as me? Sully: Really? I mean, I would never say something normally, but here I was thinking you were definitely dating down, my guy. She seems perfectly nice, but a guy like you could pull at least a six, seven-eyed girl. Or even better...
Mike: Hey, big guy, you've got a girlfriend, right? Beast: Oh, I don't know if I can call her-- Mike: Sorry, wife? Partner? Situationship? Didn't mean to force a title on you. Beast: What even is a sit-- Mike: Anyway, how do you deal with the snakes? Beast: the Beast: the what An hour later, Mike brings Sully over. Mike: I dunno, man, he's just been standing here like this. I just wanted a little advice about dealing with the in-growns, you know? I think one of Celia's snakes has got it out for me-- He is interrupted by a scream of rage that can be heard all the way into the Forgotten Lands. Belle: WAZOWSKI!
#ddlv#disney dreamlight valley#ficlet#beast: no you see monsters are inherently terrib--#me: HOKAY how about you come help me plant some veggies ::drags him away::#beauty and the beast#monsters inc
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