#me when i make a silly joke guy and turns out shes actually full of hatred and starts a cult

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Chat I'm soooooo soo so stable and awesome and there is not a scary lady seething at me from the corner of the void rn

[luvyeni]

Hellow. I was wondering if you can write this silly thing in my mind, Jay with a Chubby girlfriend, he's experienced and basically all the college girls recognize him as a sex God until he met her, she's virgin and insecure, like it actually took Jay a long time to gain her trust because she was thinking that it was impossible someone so popular and handsome like him liked some like her.

Here's my plot: all the girls have been talking about her and how fat and ugly she's making her even more insecure to the point that she push away Jay when he touched her like he usually does even just holding hands, especially when he holds her waist. But he's so in love with her that he just adores every single inch of her, reassuring her that no one is as beautiful as her, so he just kiss every inch of her making her first time so special and full of love and tears because I'm a cry insecure baby

Sorry for the long ask, literally i dreamed about this 🥺

FOREVER AND ALWAYS; PARK JEONGSEONG

pairings. boyfriend!jeongseong x fem!reader

wc. 1.9k

warnings. talks of weight, fatshaming, insecurities, oral (f. reader), unprotected sex, overstimulation, reader cries.

i hope it's like you dreamed💓! the bullying kind of made me sad since im a big girly myself, so i didn't add too much.

after finding out people have been saying horrible things about you, he's determined to show you how much he loves you.

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"she's so shameless, if i was that fat i wouldn't wear such things." you frowned, looking down at the message wishing jay would hurry up. "yeah, jay is such a cute guy, he could get anyone he wants, i don't understand why he would date someone like her."

"it's probably a joke, it has to be."

you could hear them laughing at you , and they knew you could hear them. they knew because it was something you heard on a daily occurrence by people just like them.

"baby." jay ran over to you, kissing your cheek, noticing how you moved your face, but deciding to ignore it. "hey jay." the girls giggled flirtatiously. "hi." he turned back to smiling.

"my class got held up, im sorry, you ready to go home?" he went to grab your hand, something he always did when you'd walked back to your shared apartment near campus, so you could imagine his surprise when you brushed it away. "yeah, let's go."

jay was confused, it's been a while since you avoided his affection. when you started dated, jay had a reputation , that forbid you to trust him , being really standoffish , jay was much more experienced than you , actually you had no experience due to your insecurities. jay was aware of this , so he actually took the time to get to know you , and form a relationship with you , a year later and he didn't even care that you haven't had sex , he just wants to be around you all the time.

"let's stop and get some food to take home." he pointed to your favorite store. "i'm not hungry." jay was serious when it came to food though. "well then put in the fridge and eat it later, let's just get it now." he held the door open, letting you walk in.

"do you want the regular?" he stood behind you, his arm wrapping around your waist, kissing you lovingly. you felt eyes on you, and the chuckles, pushing his arm away. "get whatever jay." you went to go wait by the door, you didn't mean to sound so rude, but you really just wanted to go home.

jay couldn't even ask you what was wrong because he was next in line, and you had already put your headphone on, spaced out.

you walked the rest of the way in silence, headphones on as you finally made it to your apartment, taking your shoes off , making your way to your room, undressing out of your day clothes.

"wait, are we just not gonna talk about it." jay followed behind. "what are you talking about?" you searched through the drawer in your underwear and a tank top, looking for a pair of sweats.

"you've been acting weird the entire walk home, you've avoided my affection multiple times, you keep looking around to see if people are looking, what is it? what's wrong." you turned to him. "why are you still here?" he took a step back. "what."

"you can have anybody you want, there are girls lining up to have sex with you, they do it right in front of me so know, why are you here? what do you want from me? am i just a joke that you're stringing along for a laugh with your friends?" jay was stunned, even on your worst days, you've never snapped at him, and he could tell you didn't mean it either cause of the widening of your eyes.

"im so sorry, i didn't mean it." he was silent, just pulling you into a hug. "i'm sorry." he rubbed up and down your back. "it's okay." he whispered. "i know you didn't mean it." he could feel your shoulders shaking as you sniffled into his neck, your tears warm. "they're so mean." jay finally got what was bothering you , and he was pissed. how dare they make you feel like this, after everything he's done to make you feel secure, how dare they treat you like this.

"listen to me, there is no one as beautiful as you are, you understand me?" he looked at you with a serious face. "i don't want anyone else but you, and i will spend as long as i need to, to prove it to you love." he held your cheek in his hand, wiping the tears. "i love you okay?" you sniffled, nodding. "i love you too."

he kissed the apples of your cheeks. "my fools made my pretty baby feel bad about herself, they'll pay for this i swear." he kissed your lips. "my baby doesn't see how beautiful she is, but i do, she is the most beautiful person in the whole world." he kissed your neck. "i just love her so much." he said in between kissed. "j..jay." he shushed you. "let me show you baby just how beautiful i think you are." he backed you up against the bed, pushing you down softly.

"so so pretty." he climbed on top of you, continuing his assault on your neck. "j..jay, feels so good." you moaned. "yeah? does it?" he kissed down to your chest. "im gonna make you feel so good princess." his hand came up to grope your tits. "been waiting so long to feel these in my hand baby, so soft." you're back arched off the bed at the sensation. "so sensitive."

"t..they're too big." he lifted your shirt off your body, going back to squeezing them. "they're fucking perfect baby, i can't wait to fuck them, paint them with my cum." he licked a nipple. "jay f..fuck." you sighed, as he licked and sucked on your nipples, showing them each the same amount of love and affection, before he continued down to your tummy.

"your pretty tummy, love to touch. " his kisses were hot on your stomach. "made me feel really bad earlier, my pretty baby wouldn't let me touch her pretty tummy like i always do, it's my favorite thing, but she denied me." he was getting dangerously close to your underwear. "m..m'sorry." he gave your stomach one more kiss. "i know baby, you're gonna repay me by letting me eat your pretty pussy aren't you?" his words made your hips involuntarily buck up.

"y..yes." he slowly slid your panties down your legs, kissing up your legs, until he was face to face with your heat. "s.stop staring." you tried to close your legs, but he held them open. "sorry love, i can't help it, you're so pretty, everything about you is so pretty." he kissed the inside of your thighs. "i really want you to sit on my face." you whined, he looked up at you. "not right now." he nodded. "okay princess we don't have to, it's all about you." he gave your thighs a few more kisses, you could feel his breathing on your heat.

"jay please." you mewled trying to move your hips. "do something." he kissed your thighs one more time, before giving your cunt a surprise lick. "jay." your hands gripped the bedsheet. "taste so good baby." he gave your cunt a few kitten licks before eating you out like a starved man.

you've never felt something like this, the way he would switch between long stripes up your wet cunt, to little kitten licks, it had your head spinning. one particular lick had you grabbing his hair, grinding your cunt against his face. he moaned right into your heat, allowing you to use him to get yourself off.

"jay i feel- shit it feels so good." he could feel you gripping his hair a little harder, you about to cum. "go a head and cum pretty girl." you felt something build up in your abdomen, then snap. "im cumming!" jay continued licking your mess, riding out your high, until he felt your hips jerk from overstimulation. "j..jay."

"okay princess im done." he gave your clit one more kiss, before coming up, his lips glossed from your essence and spit. "you taste so good, i couldn't help it." his hand came down to his crotch, palming his hard on. "jay- we don't have to do anything right now, i just wanted to show you how much i love you."

you ignored him, replacing his hand with yours, rubbing him. "i want to, i'm ready." he groaned, hips bucking into your touch. "fuck- fine princess, i'll be gentle i swear." you trusted jay, you knew he wouldn't harm you. "i know you will." he climbed off of you, getting rid of all his clothes.

you never seen a cock before beside the videos, but his was probably the prettiest you've ever seen, he wasn't intimidatingly big; thick enough to make you feel good, veins decorated the sides all the way up to his dark red tip that had precum bubbling at the top, it made your mouth water.

"princess why are you staring so much?" he smirked, his thumb coming up to rub your clit. "p..pretty." he chuckled. "thank you love." he teased your hole with a finger. "so wet princess." he slowly slid his finger in. "gotta stretch you out a bit pretty, so it won't hurt as much." he slowly fingered you before pulling out.

"you ready beautiful?" you nodded. "please put it in jay." he bent down, kissing your lips, distracting you as he slowly pushed himself inside your hole. "j..jay." you moaned in pain and pleasure at the stretch. "i know love, i know." he slowly bottomed out inside you, letting out a low moan as you successfully took him hole. "pretty girl, you took all of me."

you were so tight, the way you clenched around him so tightly he knew he wasn't gonna last long, it had been a year since he had sex with anyone, forced to use his hand. "fuck baby, if i don't move now, im gonna cum just from your pretty pussing clenching around me." you moaned. "y..you can move." he pulled out, pushing himself inside you all at once this time. "f..fuck jay!" he began to thrust himself in and out of you.

"shit! princess you're so tight, so fucking wet."

his eyes were glued to your tits, the way they bounced along with every thrust. "so pretty baby, you're so fucking pretty— shit- i hate when you talk bad about yourself." you were a moaning mess. "you're so beautiful, you mean so much to me, you understand me." you nodded, but jay wanted to hear you.

"i said do *thrust* you *thrust* under *thrust* stand *thrust* me?" you felt the build up in your abdomen. "i..i understand." he kissed your lips. "i love you so much, don't forget that." you couldn't understand why, but you started to cry. "i..i love you too." he kissed your cheeks. "j..jay i'm gonna cum." he reached in between your bodies rubbing your clit. "cum for me pretty, go a head." you were a crying fucked out mess as you came on his cock. "shit!" he pulled out, fisting his cock before spilling all over your abused twitching hole.

you were still crying, overwhelmed by everything, jay pulled you into a hug, not caring about the sweat, or the smell of sex in the air, he only cared about you. "it's okay love, im right here." he rocked your body. "let it out."

he let you get yourself together before he helped you clean up, bringing you back to the bed. "don't go." he smiled, caressing your face. "i'll be right back." he said exiting the room. he returned back with the food you bought. "let's just eat in here tonight, i'll clean everything else later." you smiled as your boyfriend set everything up. "what is it?" he laughed. "i just love you so much." he kissed your lips, pulling away smiling.

"i told you, i'll always be here for you, i love you too, forever and always."

©️LUVYENI

[ragdolls-and-such]

WHATS UP GUYS. H2G2 SWAP AU

alright so! roles and explanations and stuff. pretty please do not complain about how uncreative my names are for these guys i did Not want to think about it too hard. i just like my sillies + that is all Anyway lets go !!!

this is ford dent and he's having a really interesting time rn. guy who is just ITCHING to be up in the stars exploring all that madness gets beamed up into the air with his bestie and then realizes "hey i didnt realize Peril would be part of the equation. why's there so much of That" so basically he's in a constant state of conflict between the "this is cool as shit" and the "GET ME OUT BEFORE I DIE"

next up is arthur prefect (yes i know that ruins the car joke. forgive me). arthur left betelgeuse and was headed towards Somewhere for vacation. he ended up making a wrong turn, crash-landing on earth, and having to figure things out from there. unlike canon ford, he has Not researched anything in space, he just knows about it in passing, so he's just as clueless as his ford.

simply "zaphod." that's it. a personality prototype from the sirius cybernetics corporation, built to be as optimistic and friendly as possible, ended up almost completely oblivious to or uncaring of danger, and SO VERY FULL OF HIMSELF. everyone fuckin hates him basically but every time canon marvin's horrible tragedy occurs to him, he thinks to himself "well at least I'M here. at least i have Me." and slowly the feeling starts to fade as he realizes no one actually gives a shit about him as he's like. rotting away, half-sun-melted. fun stuff :)

TRILLIAN BEEBLEBROX WHO I LOVE SO DEARLY. former genius, still Sort Of a genius, maybe? she wanted to become president of the galaxy So badly. she wanted to make the milky way a better place and knew Exactly how she was going to do it. she worked relentlessly to be elected and . lost the election. realizing that the thing that kept her from being elected WAS the exact thing that made her Want to be elected in the first place - her genuine honesty and care for people - she just went "fuck it, i hate it here," and corkscrewed her brain. Ironically, ended up getting elected afterwards, because she became more "fun" as a result of this.

finally, marvin mcmillan. human teenager, about 17 years old, and was dragged along to a party by his friends. ended up meeting trillian there, who he immediately recognized as an alien (thanks to her constant bragging about it...) and he begged her to be taken away from this god awful planet. she basically unofficially adopted him but instead of adoption its more like . what do you call it when its a wine aunt + a weird angsty nephew.

that's all <3 hope you enjoyed

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Drunken Love

Drunk!Laura Lee x reader

AN: eeeeee! I love Laura Lee and this is her first fic so I’ll see how it goes. I got another request for her so I’m so excited to start that after my other requests. Thank you so much I had fun writing this one. She might be a little ooc but that’s kinda the point I guess you act different when you’re drunk. Laura lees text is in yellow, Lottie’s is in purple and vans is in orange. Also I didn’t grammar or spell check this because I was tired and it takes so long so if there is a mistake I’m sorry but don’t tell me ☹️.

word count rounded : 1.1k

Laura Lee has always been the literal definition of innocence. She would drag you to church with her to watch her sing. Everytime she slept over she would pray, kneeled next to your bed. You found it a little silly but if it makes her happy you don’t mind at all. 

She is so sweet. Always caring and being nice to others. You don’t even think you have seen her swear before. If you could get a dollar for everytime she said  “Oh my goodness” you would be rich. 

You both go to parties together all the time. Laura Lee, like the actual angel she is, never drinks or does drugs. Except for tonight that is.

You both showed up to Lottie’s house party. Laura Lee is dressed in a pretty floral patterned dress. One of many she owns. Lottie and Laura Lee are pretty close to being best friends. Lottie always invites her even if Laura Lee doesn’t like to drink.

You walk in and Lottie rushes over, happy to see you too.

“Hey. What’s up guys? Can I get you anything.” Lottie says hugging Laura Lee and then you. You get something simple not wanting to over do it tonight. Laura Lee is going to drive you home so you're all set. 

Lottie hands you your drink and you and Laura Lee make your way through the party settling down next to Van and Tai on the couch. 

“Hey guys!” You say sitting down next to them. The 3 of you engage in some small talk. Lottie walks back over and asks Laura Lee to be her beer pong partner but they will give her juice if they get it in her cup. 

She hesitates for a second but decides that she wants to have fun tonight so she agrees and Lottie drags her off. You continue joking around with Van and Tai for about an hour  and you're so caught up in the conversation you don’t even drink your drink. So it goes warm and you decide you don’t want to get drunk tonight, so you toss it.

“Hey is Laura Lee uh drunk?” Van says unsure as she looks over your shoulder. You furrow your brows in confusion. Drunk? That sounds nothing like your girlfriend. You turn to look where Van is pointing and spot your girlfriend giggling and hanging off a concerned but amused looking Lottie. Laura Lee notices you and her eyes light up. She smiles and walks over quicker plopping into your lap. You laugh a little very amused a lot confused on how she got so drunk.

“Hey baby I love you sooooooo much.” She slurs a bit her voice dragging out as she giggles. She leans down wrapping her arms around your neck and peppering a bunch of kisses on your face.

“I love you too baby. Lottie? What did you do to her.” You say looking up at her.

“Ok dont be mad but half way through beer pong we ran out of juice for Laura Lee and she accidently downed a full cup of beer but then didn't spit it out . I guess Laura Lee cant hold her alcohol.” She says shrugging clearly also very drunk as well.

Lottie walks away to go see Jackie and Shauna as you turn your attention back to your overly drunk girlfriend. “Babbyyyyyyyyyy Your face is so beautiful.” She says with such love in her eyes. Her pupils are dilated and shes so giggly.

“Thank you Lee, Your face is beautiful too cutie.” You say laughing at your girlfriends state. She finds that really amusing grabbing your cheeks and squeezing pressing kisses to your nose. Suddenly she narrows her eyes at you.

“I cant do this. Ok. I have a girlfriend and I love them a lot.” She says sounding dead serious . You burst into giggles. “Lee I am your girlfriend.” “Ohhhhhh right!” She smiles widely as she attacks you with kisses again. You laugh giving her a little kiss back.

As the night goes on she gets more and more sleepy. By the end of the party she is in your lap curled up with her face tucked into the crook of your neck. She is murmuring incoherent words to you as you nod along to her.

Its time to go home . You haven't thought about how you were going to get her home yet. You stand up also helping her with some support. She slings her arm over your shoulder abd leans into you. She is less talkative and more giggly. 

You walk her over to your car placing her in the passenger seat and getting in the drivers seat to bring her back to your own house. You help your girlfriend stumble over to your house giggling a bit as she struggles.

You finally get her into your room and sit her down on your bed. She is still very drunk and staring up at you with glazed over eyes. “Hiiiiiiii. Guess what?” She says as you roll your eyes playfully but your not annoyed with her

“What?” You say sitting next to her on your bed.

“I love you.” She says just as happy as the first time and the millionth time this night.

“I love you to Lee.” You say smiling sweetly as you give her a kiss on the nose. “Come on baby lets go to bed and ill take care of you in the morning.” You say cuddling next to her as you wrap both of you in your bed.

Laura Lee cuddles into your arms still mumbling on and on until she eventually falls asleep. You wake up in the morning the sunlight streaming through your blinds. You look down and Laura Lee is still sleeping on your chest. You smile stroking her hair and giving her a little kiss on her forehead.

She slowly wakes up blinking awake and instantly squeezing her eyes shut and groaning turning her face so its tucked away from the light.

“Owwww, why is it so bright.” She whines pulling the blanket over both of your heads as you giggle. “ Your hungover Lee.” You say pulling her close and giving her a little kiss.

“I feel so gross. Why do people even drink this stuff.” She says dramatically as you giggle a little. 

“Don’t worry I’ll take care of you my big baby.” You tease pulling her into another kiss. 

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The Interview - Chapter 11

The Interview - A Captain America Fanfic

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Rating:  E

Warnings:  smut (FM, oral sex, vaginal sex)

Pairing: Steve Rogers x OFC Melody Danes

Word Count:   3557

Summary:  Melody Danes gets the break of a lifetime when as a lowly intern, she’s assigned to write a profile piece on Captain America.  Steve Rogers is a hard man not to fall for and as she and Melody get closer and Melody’s career takes off, jealousy leads to sabotage, and the potential to bring her whole world crashing down.

Chapter 11

Road trips were a make-or-break test for relationships, right up there with unplanned pregnancies and trips to Ikea.  For Melody and Steve, it had felt like a breeze.  Steve had taken the role of driver and despite being a little fast and loose with the speed limit, he’d stopped at various roadside stores to buy preserves, maple candy, and apple cider donuts.  Halfway there they’d stopped at a tavern for lunch, filling up on burgers, fries, and house-made cider before hitting the road again.  The fall foliage was in full form, and the whole trip was colored in reds, oranges, and golds.

By the time they arrived at the large colonial mansion bed and breakfast, Melody was ready to stretch out, relax, and enjoy her weekend with Steve.  They were shown up to their room in the mansion’s tower and Melody stretched out on the fourposter, bed picking at some leftover donuts, while Steve unpacked.

“So what’s the plan for the weekend,” she asked. “I mean - aside from the romantic setting for our -” she made a circle with her thumb and index finger on one hand and poked her finger in and out of it.

He started laughing as he watched her. “Oh good lord,” he joked.  “Did I make a mistake?”

She laughed with him, falling back on the mattress.  “But seriously?  Are we just going to stay inside all weekend?  Or did you want to go do things?  Antiquing maybe?  Or as you might like to call it - buying era-appropriate items.”

Steve looked at her, trying not to laugh.  “Oh that’s it!” he said and ran over, jumping on top of her and tickling her sides.  She squealed and writhed under him as his fingers moved on her sides.

“Steve!” she squealed.  “Stop!”

His hands slowed and he leaned in, capturing her lips.  What started as frantic and silly tickling, quickly turned into a slow and deep makeout session.  Steve’s hands moved up her sides and she ran one of hers into his hair.  Her body practically vibrated in anticipation under him, like an electrical current ran under her skin.

He pulled back slowly and smiled at her.  “I actually wouldn’t mind going antiquing.  I lost everything from back then and it would be nice to have some things in my house that remind me of my mother, even if they aren’t hers.  But I’d also like to find a drafting table. And I like antique radios.”

“Really?” Melody asked, putting her hands on his chest and guiding him off her so she could sit up.

“Yeah,” he said.  “They’re just - I like how they look.  And I guess they probably remind me of being young and sitting on the fire escape with Bucky listening to the baseball.”

“Then let’s do it,” she said.  “I can’t really afford antiques, but you never know, maybe I’ll find a gem while we’re out.”

He pecked her lips and stood back up.  “It’s fun to just look, and honestly I’m just looking forward to having a slow weekend with you.  I don’t take a lot of time for myself.”

“Mmm… me either,” Melody agreed.  “Though no one works as hard as Bobbi does.  I don’t care who it is.”

“Yeah, Bucky said that it’s hard to lock her down,” Steve said as he went back to unpacking.  He stopped and looked at her, grimacing slightly.  “She does like him, doesn’t she?”

“Oh yeah,” Melody said quickly.  She felt guilty on behalf of her cousin.  Not that Bobbi could help that she was busy or that she was nervous about coming out as trans to a guy she was really into, but Melody knew that Bucky had his own demons and that feeling of being not enough would hit him particularly hard.  “She is super into him.”

She paused.  Now would be the perfect time to bring up the topic with Steve and test the water about whether Bucky would be accepting of the fact that the woman he was seeing was trans.  She missed her chance though, because Steve seemed so relieved that Bobbi was definitely into Bucky he was talking again.

“Phew,” he said, doing an elaborate wipe of his brow.  “He’ll be happy to know that.  I really want them to work out, I’d hate for things to be awkward if we stay together and they break up.  We should go on a double date with them when we get back.  Hey, if you know anyone for Sam, maybe we can go on a triple date.”

Melody laughed.  It was unusual to get to see that kind of rambling relief in Steve.  He was obviously as invested in the whole Bucky and Bobbi situation as Melody was.  “Hmm… I might,” she said, going through the list of names of people she knew in New York that might be well-matched to the Sam Wilson.  “Is he into men? Women? Gender is a construct that serves as no indicator of his attraction to a person?”

Steve raised his eyebrow.  “Ahh… you know what?  I don’t know.  I’ve never known him to date anyone.  I’ll ask.”

“I bet when you ask, he’ll just try and duck the question so he doesn’t get set up with a stranger,” Melody teased.

Steve laughed.  “That’s likely true.” He paused for a moment as he put his jacket on a hanger.  “I liked that about gender being a construct.  I’ve never really thought about it too much before, but I think that’s me.”

“Yeah?” Melody said, raising an eyebrow in surprise.  “Have you ever dated a man or someone off the binary?”

He shook his head.  “No.  But to be fair, I can count how many people I have dated on one hand.”

“I’m the same in case you’re wondering.  And I’ve been out with a spectrum.  People are probably more open to questioning their gender these days than back when you grew up,” she said.

“Yeah, I’d say that’s very true.  I like that that’s the world we live in these days.  It definitely didn’t feel safe to question things back then,” he said.

“Do you think you would have - questioned things if you had the space to?” Melody asked.

He came over and sat down beside her, furrowing his brow.  “I - I don’t think so.  If anything I was always pretty intent on proving that I was a man.  I found it hard not being as masculine as others thought I should be - or even I thought I should be.  I felt more at home in my body after I had the serum.  Like it reflected who I saw myself as.”

She took his hand and played with his fingers, tracing along them with her fingertips.  His hands dwarfed hers and she pressed her palm against his, looking at the difference in size as she thought.  “I have a question - and I’m not sure how to phrase it.”

Steve looked at her with his head tilted.  “Then it might be best not to worry about how it sounds and just say it.”

She took a deep breath.  “Bobbi’s taking things slowly with Bucky.  Partially it’s just because of work.  She is super busy with work.  She works seven days a week, and sometimes she’ll finish one job and go right to the next one.  Partially it’s because of Bucky.  She knows he’s been through hell and she wants to make sure he feels safe with her.”

“That’s really good.  I mean I know he wishes she had more free time, but I’m glad he’s seeing someone who’s letting him figure things out.  This is the first time he’s been interested in anyone since - well…” Steve explained.

She nodded in understanding.  “I get it,” she said.  “There is more though.  And I brought this up because she asked me to.  She might not seem it, but she's vulnerable and a little scared.  The thing is, Bobbi’s trans.  She likes Bucky a lot, but she's had guys show interest in her before and when they've found out, they've gotten violent with her.  I offered to run all this by you.  You know Bucky better than anyone, if he finds this out - is she safe?”

Steve stared at her in shock.  “Wow.  I had no idea,” he said.  “I - uh - I’m sure she's safe.  I couldn't imagine Bucky being so insecure about that, he'd attack someone.  Plus, he does really like her, he wouldn't hurt someone he liked.  If you wanted to know if it was a deal-breaker for him - I wish I could firmly say it wasn't, but I don't know.  That's not something we've ever spoken about.”

“Yeah, sadly we live in a world where you can never know even if people do talk about it,” she agreed.

“I can ask him or gently let him know…”

Melody shook her head emphatically.  “Please don't.  She'll want to do it herself even if he does reject her.  She just wanted to make sure she was safe first.”

“I am sure she'd be safe with him.  I'm sure of it,” he said.

“Thanks, Steve,” she said, kissing his cheek.

He took a deep breath and clapped his hands on his thighs.  “Well, after all that, I think I want to get in the shower and wash the road off me,” he said, standing up.

Melody hooked her finger in his back pocket and tugged on it.  “Want some company?”

He looked surprised at the suggestion, and his eyes flicked from the bathroom door down to Melody. “Sure.  That would be nice.”

She followed him into the bathroom and the two stripped down.  It was the first time they’d seen each other naked, and as the water warmed they took a moment to appreciate each other.  Melody’s eyes slid up and down Steve’s body.  She had always known he was bigger than her but there was something about seeing him naked while she was exposed too, that seemed to highlight just how much bigger than her he was.  His skin was flawless, not a single line or pore marked him.  It was like he was carved from marble and if Melody didn’t know from experience, she would have thought he’d be hard to the touch.  He was muscular in a way that most men needed to be dehydrated to achieve and his body hair was fine and blond.

It was his cock that held her attention.  Even in its flaccid state, it was intimidatingly large.  He was uncut, just like he said, and a thick vein stood out, running right down the shaft.  It was a little intimidating and she worried that when he was hard, he wouldn’t even be able to fit inside her.

“Come on,” Steve said, offering her his hand.  She took it and let him lead her into the warm water. 

He grabbed the washcloth, squeezed shower gel onto it, and began to slowly and tenderly wash down her body.  She relaxed under the warm water, letting herself just enjoy the gentle touch of this perfect man.  He crouched in front of her and ran the cloth down the sides of her legs and up between them.  She shivered slightly, and wetness formed between her legs that had nothing to do with the water that was cascading down over her body.

When he finished, he stood, and she took the cloth from him, washing him as he had just washed her. 

She carefully trailed the washcloth over his body, and as she did, his cock began to harden.  It twitched and jumped as her hands moved closer to it and she looked up at Steve, meeting his gaze.  His normally pale blue eyes were blown out black with lust, and as her fingertips ever so gently teased down his shaft, he gave a small nod.

Taking it as permission, she dropped to her knees and braced her hands on his hips.  He still wasn’t fully hard yet, but up close she was even more intimidated by the size of him.  She flattened her tongue and slowly ran it up the length of his shaft.  He groaned and braced his hands on the shower wall, letting her take complete control.  Her lips stretched wide as she began to suckle on the head, and licked over it, collecting up a drop of precome that had formed on the head.  

“God, look at you,” Steve groaned.

Her eyes flicked up to meet his and she pushed her head down, his cock filling her mouth as she forced him down.  She wanted to take as much of him as possible but it felt like she’d barely even made it down his shaft before the head of his cock seemed to be pressing up against the back of her throat and making her gag.

“Easy, sweetheart,” Steve praised, his eyes still trained on hers.

She didn’t want to go easy. She wanted to test all her limits with him, she kept pushing him down further with each bob of her head.  Drool pooled in her mouth and dripped down her chin as she choked on his cock.  The deeper she took him the louder he moaned, until the sound of it and the wet choked noise of her deep-throating him.  She used her hand to stroke what she couldn’t fit in her mouth, his shaft was so thick her fingers couldn’t even touch when she wrapped her hand around it.

“God, Mel.  ‘M close,” he moaned.

Melody pushed him down deep, cutting off her oxygen, and looked up at him with soft eyes.  He groaned louder and his thigh muscles tightened and with a shudder he came, pulsing in her mouth.  She swallowed everything she gave him, the tart salting fluid filling her mouth.

She slowly pulled off and Steve took a moment to gather himself, his chest heaving as he caught his breath.  When he seemed to recover a little, he helped her to her feet and crouched in front of her.  He nosed at her cunt as she tangled his finger in his hair.  Without warning, he lifted her, putting both her legs on his shoulders, as he stood with his face buried in her folds.  She gasped and leaned back on the shower wall, bracing herself with her hands and gripping the top of the shower to steady herself. Steve lapped and sucked at her pussy, seeming to pay close attention to every shiver and sounds she made.  Each time she moaned he focused on the point that set her off, until he was focused directly on her clit, suckling at it and running his tongue over the top.  She had never felt anything like it.  He seemed to be so intune with her body, that every flick of his tongue sends a current right through her.  That paired with the adrenaline surging through her from being held aloft, was making her feel weak, lightheaded, and like every one of her nerves was lit up.

Heat coiled in her stomach like a snake, and then burst through her, taking hold of her whole body, she cried out and dug her heels into Steve’s shoulders as her orgasm crashed through her.  Steve continued to lick her through it like he was trying to drink her up.  As her body settled, he helped her down again and helped her rinse off. 

He shut off the water and as soon as they each had a towel wrapped around them, Steve lifted her bridal style.

“Steve!” she yelped as he carried her back into the bedroom.

He chuckled and set her on the bed.  “Did you want to stop?”

She shook her head.  “Not on your life.”

His eyes twinkled and he leaned down, his face held just in front of hers. “I thought you would say that,” he said and brought his lips to hers.  She kissed back passionately, wrapping her arms around his shoulders, and trying to pull him down on top of her.

“Just give me a second,” he whispered against her lips.

She let him go and he went and grabbed a condom and lube.  He rolled the rubbed down over his cock, and approached her again, liberally coating his shaft with the thick gel.  Melody watched him closely.  Her eyes were locked on his cock again, and she started to worry about being able to take him again, or him hurting her without meaning to.

He climbed up between her legs and kissed her stomach.  “Just relax,” he soothed as he pushed two fingers inside of her.  He curled them, stroking them over her internal walls, and teasing them over her g-spot.  With the added lubrication on top of how wet she already was, his fingers made a graphic squelch as he moved them inside her and focused on that sweet spot inside her.  Melody had only really just come down from her orgasm, and another was quickly building again, making her legs tremble and her thigh muscles pull tight.

“Oh, god, Steve, please,” she begged.

“Hold it,” he growled.

She looked up at him, startled by the deep growl in the order.  He was watching her closely and he eased a third finger inside her.  He moved them in and out curled them as he corkscrewed his wrist, dragging his knuckles over her g-spot.  She cried out and bucked up under him, her back arching off the bed.

“How does that feel?” he asked, as he spread his fingers, adding a burn to the full feeling of his fingers inside her.

“Fuck, so good, Steve, please,” she begged.

“I’m no bigger than that,” he said, removing his fingers.  “You can relax.  I’m not going to hurt you.”

She was so worked up, that she didn’t even care if it did hurt anymore.  She just wanted to feel him inside her.  She sat up, wrapped her arms around his shoulder, and pulled him down on top of her, kissing his neck as she did.  “Please, Steve.  I need it.”

He took one of her hands and wrapped her fingers around his cock as he lined the head up to her entrance.  “You’re in control,” he said, as he looked into her eyes.  “Guide me in.”

She moaned softly, and her cunt clenched around nothing.  “Okay,” she breathed.

He slowly pushed in, letting her guide him, setting both the pace and depth.  Her eyes fell closed and her head fell back.  There was the burn at her entrance as he stretched her open, but it didn’t feel bad exactly, and he was going so slowly it allowed her to adjust to him.

He reached a spot inside her where there was a sharp sting and she stopped him and pushed him back slightly, easing it off again.  “There?” he asked

She nodded.  “Yes.  No more than that.”

“It’s okay, sweetheart,” he said. “I’ve got you.”

She knew he did.  She trusted him completely.  She knew she was safe with him. Not just here in bed, but everywhere.  He was everything she had ever wanted in a partner.  Her hands went to his jaw and she pulled him down into a kiss as he began to thrust.

He kept alternating the speed of his thrusts, going from a gentle pleasant rhythm where Melody could feel the way his cock moved along the ridges of his cunt, to just pounding into her, so all that she could do was hold on and hope she didn’t break apart.  It was like nothing she had ever experienced before and just when she thought that there was nothing she would ever experience that could ever make her feel this good again, he started to rub her clit.

It sent her tumbling over the edge.  Her orgasm tore through her like wildfire, setting her alight.  She cried out and clung to Steve as her hips bucked up hard under him.  “Oh fuck, Steve,” he mewled as he continued to thrust into her.  “Please.  I want to feel you.”

He pressed his face into her neck as his hips began to stutter.  She tangled her fingers into his hair, holding him there as she felt the pulse of his cock as he neared his release.  With a deep moan, his hips jerked, and he came inside her.

She hummed and held him as his hips slowed.  She felt slightly high and overstimulated.  When Steve finally slipped from her, it was a relief, and yet she felt achingly empty and wanted him inside her again.  He rolled onto his back, and she curled in against him, putting her head on his shoulder and looking up at him.  “Holy hell, Steve,” she sighed.  “That was worth the wait.”

He chuckled. “Thank you,” he said. “I think so too.”

“I know we haven’t eaten yet, but I feel like I need a nap and a cigarette after that, and I’ve never smoked a cigarette in my life.”

He laughed harder and kissed her.  “Let’s just relax for a bit.  There’s time before we have to decide if we go out to eat.”

She hummed and closed her eyes as Steve took off the used condom and tossed it in the trash.  The weekend away was off to the best of starts and she knew she was going to enjoy the rest of it.

// NEXT

[jazzy-art-time]

where would Dysnomia fit in jarble

CHANTING VIOLENTLY !!!

JARBLE GARGLE TIME!!! (That’s what a friend told me to call it when I talk about JarbleAU things. It sounds gross and I hate them for it (love you BabyGirl) )

BUT!!!

Dysnomia IS in JarbleAU, he is one of Goddess’ main guys in the Hend Family!!

He just… doesn’t have a design yet because I just haven’t done it lmaO. He’s a leafeon in JarbleAU though!! Since the reason that Dysnomia is a Sylveon in canon, are not present in Jarble.

They aren’t related by blood but Dysnomia is one of the few who actually got his last name changed to Hend like Goddess. He also acts as a donor for Goddess kids when she has issues getting it done for when she wanted children.

(there is no romantic or sexual things between them in JarbleAU, he was just a donor because she was having issues)

Although he does not see himself as the kids father (neither does Goddess) he still cares about them and gets Fun Uncle Rights™️

He’s a bit lazy in the sense of… he doesn’t really want to do a lot of the technical or “”political”” aspects of what the Hend Family does. Despite basically being Goddess’ successor (if anything were to happen to her). He likes working on the main and rather large family ranch and tending to that general large segment of land.

He’s a cowboy…,,, big ol gruff cowboy man. Arthur Morgan but leafeon /joking /silly

He’s lazy in that aspect of his job, he half asses a lot of it or has others do it for him. He Primarily has Ryan (from ask-Scrafty, he’s in jarble as well!) or Solo do a lot of that stuff on his behalf. He just doesn’t find much interest in that aspect of things. Goddess still forces him to do stuff, to the point that he at least understands/knows what he’s doing.

On the ranch however! He is a extremely hard worker. Like he goes hard and puts his all into working there or doing other aspects like that!

He hates going into the inner city or attending more diplomatic events. It means he has to clean up and get his hair combed properly and has to wear something other than his dirty ass jeans and shirt that’s torn to shreds. DONT GET ME WRONG he does like. Shower n stuff!! Trust me the man DOES touch soap, he just doesn’t like having to make a spectacle of himself or “pretty himself up” just to impress others.

He also just HATES being around the Mayor and the Farefell family. He finds the Mayor annoying as shit and then just the family issues between the Farefell family, but that’s a given. It’s Hend VS Farefell that’s the whole thang!! He finds Wem particularly disgusting and abhorrent (he’s correct) and doesn’t want to be around him or anyone Wem associates with by default.

HOWEVER… in Jarble. Dysnomia and Eden end up in a bit of a situationship. They hate each other at first but then Eden in this AU is well.. how he is. They end up messing around with one another without anyone knowing (minus those closest to them/those who figure it out over time). They don’t really see each other in any sort of romantic sense, Dysnomia tries to once or twice to appear more civil but it always just ends the same way.

There’s more to that aspect/how it ends up but I’ll avoid rambling about that for now lmaO

BUT YEAH!!! There is more to him, he’s one of the major “POV” characters for Jarble. I just haven’t had a chance to design him properly yet! I’ve tried a few times but generally ended up disliking how it turned out, so it hasn’t been done yet.

I don’t talk about him much BECAUSE he doesn’t have a set design yet. It’s easier for me to talk about OCs once they have a design, that way I can make silly comics or at least slap their face onto something

There are several characters I need to design for it but just.. havent yet lmao

But YEAH big ranch cowboy leafeon man!! He’s less dramatic and moody than he is in canon.. Jarble Dysnomia has no reason to walk around brooding or put on a fake intimidating face or be full of various hate fueled anxieties. He’s a man on a ranch and he likes rodeos and being outside, what more could a leafeon dream of /silly

[nobodylikety]

I accidentally deleted the request, but here's this little fic! I hope it's something fluffy enough for the Christmas season, I've had a bit of writer's block (now I can basically only write archaeological research projects, thanks Uni)

chaeyoung x reader!

tags: christmas holidays, college au!, fluff.

summary: The Christmas season has always been your favorite. During childhood it was about helping decorate the tree, gifts, animated movies—especially Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas (2004)—and going looking for Santa Claus. Now it's because Chaeyoung is here, even if you're too shy about it to say it directly.

I. Dinner.

Chaeyoung's college house is basically empty, except for Mina—one of her roommates—who is almost certainly locked in her room doing god-knows-what, so it's just you and her in front of the house chimney.

“Mina would rather die than cook anything other than instant noodles, so we're in charge of dinner, buddy,” Chaeyoung announces, patting you on the shoulder as she stands up. You roll your eyes with a snort of mock annoyance, and go after your girlfriend. Let's do it!

And it actually turns out pretty well, considering that college students don't eat real food very often and therefore don't cook anything more complex than microwave reheating. So with the help of a YouTube video, as well as the desire for this to turn out well and the kitchen not to fly into pieces in the process, you and Chaeyoung cook a very appetizing-looking braised salmon, caramelized onions, boiled potatoes, broccoli. steam and samphire, with a creamy white sauce.

Although it is not turkey, the traditional Christmas food that was present during every Christmas dinner in your childhood, braised salmon is still delicious. Not only because it is salmon, a fish that is quite popular among those most knowledgeable about gastronomy, but because you and Chaeyoung prepared it. And they say that the most important ingredient is love, right? and even if you guys are very shy to say those three words (I love you), there is a lot of this one. Even without saying it verbally. Because it is evident in each of your gestures. Even in this Christmas salmon.

“We deserve applause for not burning the kitchen down.” Chaeyoung pours two glasses of white wine and hands you your glass, while she holds hers in her other hand. With proud little smiles, you two make a toast and under the clink of the crystalline clinking of glasses, Chaeyoung's gaze locks with yours.

“I really thought we were going to burn down the kitchen. We’re, like, criminally bad at cooking,” You say as you laugh, taking a sip of your wine. Chaeyoung comically wrinkles her nose as he smiles.

“Tutorials on YouTube do wonders. Oh, and me too” The cocky little smile on Chaeyoung’s lips makes both you and her crack up. During the Christmases of your childhood, there were also moments of laughter like this, many times between your parents or uncles, or an older cousin, silly and light jokes have always been part of your Christmas dynamic.

And this Christmas dinner has never been better. The atmosphere is full of teasing and laughter that goes from you to Chaeyoung and vice versa—because it seems like you share the love language of teasing each other—and with every smile or sweet glance you drop, you both know very well what's here. Love.

II. Opening gifts

On Christmas night you have always liked to wear a Santa hat, specifically for the time of gift giving. When you were little, it was too big and probably slid halfway down your face and you couldn't see anything, so you had to be fixing it or asking mom to help you.

But now it looks perfect on you! Time works great miracles.

And now you're waiting for one, because you're going to give Chaeyoung her gift. Even though you've been dating for a couple of months, your stomach still flutters full of butterflies at certain times, like now. It is your first Christmas together and the idea makes you excited, but also nervous, knowing her eaction when she see the gift.

"So you like it?" You ask, fiddling restlessly with the pom-pom at the end of Santa's hat.

Even though you don't know how to knit, you tried to crochet a tiger plush for Chaeyoung, because it's her favorite animal. You were watching the same tutorial on YouTube over and over again and knitting for weeks, even between exam season, because you wanted to finish the stuffed animal just for Christmas. Even if it ended up being a disaster, you put all your love and effort into trying.

“I love it” The hug Chaeyoung pulls you into is as warm as the fireplace, and as sweet as hot chocolate with marshmallows. You sink into that hug, into the feeling of security and home that only she makes you feel. “Now you have to see my gift, come on.”

She pulls away from the hug and excitedly extends you something square-shaped, wrapped in gift paper. When you carefully tear off the paper, you discover what it is. It's a painting. Chaeyoung made it for you. They are doodles of everything that represents you, she even included all your favorite colors to paint it.

Giving you a painting is as if she gave you a part of her soul, an extension of herself, something that she will always let you know that she thought (thinks) of you.

So smiling like a fool, you take the Santa hat off your head and put it on Chaeyoung, pulling it down over her ears. Chaeyoung frowns (the hat is too big for her, like it did when you were little), but you simply kiss her on the nose and laughter flows sweetly from her lips.

"I love it. It’s the best Christmas gift in the world” You smile, leaning in to give her a kiss.

III. Love on snow

Post-gift opening you're dozing on the couch, because the warmth of the fireplace is so cozy, while you're snuggled up with Chaeyoung.

Sometimes you don't need to say anything, just be together in silence.

“It's snowing,” Chaeyoung suddlenly says, and rushes to the window. With a yawn you get up from the couch, kinda awake, and walk towards her as she cleans the window glass, which is fogged up because it's too cold.

This way, both can see how the snow falls outside, accumulating between large piles that embellish the Christmas atmosphere. You hug her from behind, snuggling in like you're cold, but you just want to be close to her. I love you, I love you, I love you, you say in that hug without having to resort to words. She presses herself against you, returning the gesture.

“The city is so beautiful when it snows” You comment, looking out the window. There are thousands of Christmas lights of different colors displayed all over the houses, at least the ones you can see, which is why it is such a beautiful visual panorama. You smile, holding Chaeyoung close to you.

“And my Christmas is so beautiful with you here” And her voice is so sweet, so peaceful.

[imglowinginthedarkness]

currently 2am and i can't tell if i'm having one of those delirious late night old hyperfixation comebacks that go away when i finally succumb to sleep or if it really is coming back full force and knocking me over like a 13ft high ocean wave. said hyperfixation is undertale.

anyways, my dear favorite sans enjoyer (you) immediately came to mind. name everything you love about this skeleton man GO

BEE. OUUGHGHGH BEE YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUVE JUST UNLEASHED. EVERYPNE SHUT UP I GOTTA TALK ABOUT MY BOY

god bro i literally cannot express how much i love sans the skeleton. like really and genuinely in every which way he is my Favorite Fucking Guy. ages ago my friends and i had a simp-based slideshow night where we made presentations about our biggest fictional crushes/hyperfixations and i made mine into a tier list bc i love putting things into arbitrary categories and the last tier was "category F: the final frontier (I’m pretty sure I’m going to be on my actual fucking deathbed before I get over these fuckers)” and guess who was #1 on the list babyyyy

but besides all the silly sentimental reasons why i like him so much, i just. genuinely he's such a good fuckin character. UT is a game with a fucking MEGALOAD of excellent characters designed in a lab to steal ur heart and sans is no exception. his introduction is so god damn good in terms of characterization. when you (frisk) first enter the underground proper, the only other character (besides flowey/napstablook technically) you've gotten to know at that point is toriel, and you just finished battling her specifically because she was trying to stop you from going through the door. you don't know anything about this new area except what toriel has told you/implied, that it's dangerous and full of monsters who are not your friends, who will try to kill you without a second thought. as you the player step into the snow, the background music is silent, there isn't any sort of comfort from the knowledge that you are now stuck in this new place without toriel's protection/guidance (not to mention your encounter with flowey and the fact that you can't get back into the ruins). the only thing you (frisk) can do is go forward, so you do. you start walking. it's quiet. it's cold. you're alone. and then you start to hear footsteps. you pass a stick on the ground, and the second it's out of view of you (the player), you hear someone (something?) step on it and break it. if you go back to look, no one's there. you're about to reach a small bridge when there's more footsteps, and suddenly you can't move, which is an absolutely terrible thing to happen when you're playing a video game. the footsteps get closer. a voice speaks, slow and purposeful. "human. don't you know how to greet a new pal? turn around, and shake my hand." you don't really have a choice. you turn, you take the figure's hand– and then there's a fucking FART NOISE and instantly the tension is completely fucking broken. it's like a dark cloud is lifted off of you. the music comes back in (sans' theme, bouncy and silly and perfect for him) and you see sans fully for the first time and he's this round dorky little funnyman with the biggest grin of all time and he switches up instantly, becoming a comedic relief character after essentially faking you out as your first “boss battle”. doing this is so freaking smart because it is a perfect showcase of sans as a character, not just hinting at his real level of power while also showing that he is at his core just a funnyman, but also exemplifying his primary strategy when it comes to avoiding conflict. he purposefully scares you, and then lifts the tension by revealing he's not here to hurt you, and that sense of relief makes you instantly trust him a little more. he starts his true introduction off with a joke, not just lowering your guard and making you underestimate him a little but also making you like him more and feel more at ease. not to mention it's the exact opposite of flowey's intro which is just such a cool additional thing. it's so good. it's sooo good.

and that's not even touching his relationship w papyrus, his connection to toriel and alphys, the fact that if you reset after defeating him in the genocide run, he could literally kill you the moment he meets you again (and he'd have every understandable reason to do so) but he chooses not to because at his core he WANTS to give you a chance, he wants to believe that even the worst person can change. not only that but in the genocide run he watches you kill his brother, the most important person in his life, and he STILL doesn't take action because he's holding out hope that you'll make the decision to stop on your own. it's only when you reach the judgment hall and you've killed almost every single other character that he finally decides to fight you himself because he's essentially accepted that you're not going to stop unless he stops you, and even then he knows he can't stop you! he only has 1 god damn hit point!! so he hits you with his biggest move right at the start, hoping that'll kick the wind out of you and make you stop trying to get past him, and then when that doesn't work, he dodges and dodges and dodges until he is literally falling asleep on his feet from pure exhaustion, until he's been fighting so long he physically cannot keep going. like it's framed as him going to sleep but let's be real, it's him passing out from fucking dodging and throwing everything but the kitchen sink at you for fucking ages, and his final resort is stalling you, but eventually his exhaustion catches up to him and you get the opportunity to attack him again. but even then he dodges your first attack, probably out of adrenaline, only to run right into your second because he's so fucking tired, he can't keep doing this, he's so tired.

like dude, i know, i kNOW he is funny haha skeleton but he is also genuinely such a good fucking character. he is silly and goofy but also so, so heartbreaking, lazy and yet so so smart, a silly little guy who loves his brother and who didn't ask to be so aware of the resets but he is and because he is he takes it upon himself to become the judge, to watch over you and if necessary make sure you don't take a step outside that hall. he's my fucking favorite dude. i could go on but this is already way way way too long. tl:dr i love him <3

[lifeforms]

repost and rate your muse's traits out of 10 in each category !

★  ⸻   COMPASSION: 10/10. to her own detriment. she absolutely cannot turn it off. believe me, she has tried.

★  ⸻   BITTERNESS: 3/10. it's deep, but it's there. overall, she's more of a 'glass half full' kind of guy --- or, at least, trying to be one is so deeply ingrained in lana that it's hard to operate another way. she definitely has her 'why me?' moments, but they aren't likely to be vocalized.

★  ⸻   HAPPINESS: 4/10. often somehow much lower. sometimes as much as a 6, i would say. maybe a 7, but those high points are difficult to trust.

★  ⸻   POLITENESS: 8/10. typically very composed, very tactful, but there always has to be room to #rebel with all due respect (which may well be none). it's no small feat to make her "break" "character". scare quotes because it's not, like, an act, but it's also not like anybody's BORN that midwestern.

★  ⸻   MORALITY: 6/10. she'd probably score higher if you gave her some sort of test (easydam/us usually calls her chaotic good), but it's kind of... incidental, i think? like, yeah, she wants to make things less bad for everybody. yeah, she is especially invested in improving the lives of kids / trying to ensure they have it better than she did. these are good things and constant things! there's no secret ulterior motive to them! but morality is not something she thinks about, really. she will always do what she thinks is right, but she won't be bothered the same way a lot of us are if she's being hypocritical or whatever. we are all just lucky she's a 'good'-natured little guy.

★  ⸻   CHIVALRY: she's a damsel! she's in distress! she can handle this! i'll give her a 5/10 given that she has comic content As A Superhero --- and she does run a major non-profit, so. there's that. oh! and HORSES!

★  ⸻   PRIDE: 6/10. there enough to be a bitch, sometimes, when people are in her face and in her business. gone enough to not be a source of constant sorrow.

★  ⸻   HONESTY: 9/10. she hates deception. she HATES secrets. but, like, sometimes both of those things are actually necessary.

★  ⸻   BRAVERY: 10/10. it might look a little silly from the outside, and it's hard to articulate, but you just have to trust me. there is a reason she is so important.

★  ⸻   RECKLESSNESS: 4/10. mostly when it's a matter of [what ultimately amounts to] self-harm. she is not careful with herself like she is with other people.

★  ⸻   AMBITION: 9/10. lana always has something going. she's very --- well, she's an enneagram 3. her ventures are not The Absolute Most Important Thing to her, but they're always there. there's always something more that she is planning to do. her backup plans have backup plans.

★  ⸻   LOYALTY: 7/10. she's loyal, but not blindly. she has her own ideas and she is not unreasonable, but she's difficult to sway in a lot of areas. furthermore, she might be 'loyal' to you in that she doesn't know how to stop loving anybody, ever, but that doesn't mean she'll defend your actions if she doesn't think you deserve it.

★  ⸻   LOVE: 10/10. upsettingly.

★  ⸻   SENSE OF FAMILY: she doesn't have.. that. she has something like it with clark and lex, in very different ways. please do not think about that statement too much because i promise you will get it wrong.

★  ⸻   ATTRACTIVENESS: it's a running joke on sv that everybody is in love with her and i cannot argue with that. like, as a story device it is obnoxious and stupid, but i believe it. i have seen her.

★  ⸻   AGILITY: 7/10. she's in good shape and she's active, but she's hardly in Peak Physical Condition anymore.

★  ⸻   SEX DRIVE: 8/10. what is there to say, really.

[dazz-linglight]

OMG ANOTHER ONLY B?!?!

Hey, HI 👋 I'm Rain. She/they. Nice to meet you.

I am appalled by the lack of content for Just B. Can you write something, literally anything with Geonu please!?!? He is my top bias of all time and my brain runs wild for him.

(Hii Rain, and yes! I plan to post a lot for Just B this year <3 love them)

(decided to do college lovers for him, hope you enjoy <3)

(happy birthday for him!!!)

Keep Driving

Starting your first week in college surely made you nervous, but everything felt easier when you met him. Lee Geonu. Sharing most of your classes with him during the week you noticed that he isn't the stereotypical popular guy like some others. He is sweet, so intelligent and bright, smiles a lot and seems very loyal and careful to his friends. You don't have the courage to approach him to talk but the two of you exchange a few glances through the day.

In the next week you find out he's working part time at the cafeteria in front of the university and you make it a habit of going there after classes to get coffee. You're aware that you are developing a crush on him but you guess but there's never really a thought that you have a chance to actually go out with him since he's a young and handsome guy and probably could have eyes on someone else already.

You get the opportunity to talk to him when the professor announces the first group activity for a class. Surprisigly, Geonu was the one to come over to you to ask if you wanted to be a part of his group for the activity and you accepted it, receiving a bright smile of his. "Oh god, I'm fucked over this guy." You think while smiling back, trying not make it obvious how much you freaking out inside. You move to sit with him and other colleagues to plan the activity and everyone agrees to have Geonu as the leader since he showed bigger interest.

The week go by, the acitivty is done and you developed some kind of proximity with Geonu, he started sitting next to you for all the classes you had together and weeks turn into months and you slowly notice that he always laughs at your jokes, looks at you like you're the most interesting person in the room and smiles when he sees you walk in the cafeteria he works in and how he's always sharing silly memes with you.

You're not sure what's going on, until you do. That feeling happens in a flash: You're in love with him. And there's a small impression that he's in love with you too. All your friends already noticed how you two interact differently, the longing stares, the subtle touches. Everybody silently waiting for the day you would appear holding hands.

He caught you off-guard one day when he had to leave early from class and patted your head leaning in to your ear and said:

"Bye darling, when you're going home text me, okay? I need to know if you're safe." You just nodded and said a quick bye, not trusting yourself to say more because your stomach was full of butterflies and right before he left he gave you a kiss on the forehead, not staying to see your jaw drop to the floor.  After the shock passed you finally decided you had to confess. The semester was close to ending and you didn't want to hide your feelings and risk losing him anymore, so you did as he asked and sent a message later.

You: I'm going home now. Are you free after work?

Him: yeah, wanna go out?

You: yes.

Him: oki. Pick u up at 6.

You read his last message and feel your heart beaating faster. The hours pass and you get ready until he arrives on his car, sending you a message to come out. When you do, he opens the passenger door for you to get in and show that smile the makes you weak again as you sit and close the door.

"Hello, beautiful lady" He sweet talked and you could barely move, speak, breath for a moment, feeling the tension of being so close to him in a small space. He felt it too as he started the car and left the neighboorhood you live in.

"There's something I want to tell you, Geonu." You talk in a low tone as if the windows would break if you were louder, breathing in slowly and looking over to his side profile.

"Me too, _____." He locks eyes with you shortly before getting his attention back on the street ahead. His voice stays calm, you instantly feel a gentle breeze of air sending shivers all over your body. "I don't want to be your friend anymore." Your breath hitches as you take him his words.

"Don't get me wrong, it's just.. I want to be more than a friend to you." He stops by the red light and turns to look fully at you. He tucks a stand of hair behind your ear and brings your forehead to his softly. "There's not a day I don't think about you since we met."

"Thank you.. I was afraid I was the only one to feel like that.." He felt your trembling hand meet his, intertwining fingers on his lap since he had to go back to driving.

That night he took you for dinner, you both talked about your feelings and everything you felt towards each other, filling the table with sweet nothings and officially marking the first day of your new relantionship status. The next day in college you were glued to each other, Geonu making sure to announce to your friends that you were dating.

"FINALLY!" You heard the chant and all of them shwed happiness with the news.

[joytraveler]

Planet of Pisces 2

(Second attempt)

When the game starts again, the graphics are back to normal, to Bea's relief and the rest of the viewers. But, as soon as she loses a life, the Glem sprite starts to glitch out-- his hair is replaced by the letter G!

"DAMMIT G, get out of here and go eat something else! Am I gonna have to get through this without dying at all?? I am, aren't I.."

berg_snurglar: git gud, bea. git real gud real fast

The game may be far harder than the first, but she makes it past old ED the Angul this time. The next segment requires a highly precise set of wall-jumps over lava, on moving walls. Before she knows it, Glem's stomach is an E-- and the walls have grown double D's!

GlockRoach: double D joke goes here cause someone has to

"I have to dodge the spiny guys here but then the lava droplets shoot up and it's HARD to concentrate when everything's turning into the alphabet around me!"

One more fall and Glem's face has been replaced by an L-- his whole sprite is mostly the word "GLE", now.

"Wheel of Bea's Misfortune. Do I get an extra life or something if I spell his name?" Now it's a section where she has to duck into little side caverns, to dodge the huge torrents of lava that come flowing down the tunnel periodically.

The M she needs to spell his name is in the lava, every three or four little caverns it goes by but it seems like you don't want to dive in and grab it!

Finally, after several tense minutes of stress-inducing platforming, Bea brings Glem to the boss door, which has a big D on it.

HNV: Oh no, Ed's waiting back there, isn't he

"I can spell GLED, is that close enough?" she takes a moment to prepare mentally. Whatever the boss is it's bound to be tough, and she'll have to contend with whatever glitches are thrown at her. But she's feeling uneasy in a way she hasn't since Box Baby.

When Bea enters, though, it's a new boss-- in fact, it's that one she saw in the end cast roll, Wuggykins! It's a grossly fat, barely mobile reptilian thing, like Kraid combined with Jabba the Hutt, wearing an absurd blond flip wig!

Syrupentine: snrrk

"I was expecting.. Never mind, let's take him down! I feel a little silly, I was getting worried but this guy doesn't seem that bad. Famous last words, I know."

Wuggykins is not a pushover, but seems significantly sillier than the rest of the game. It (she?) gives hysterical shrieks when struck with the Discus, but also throws its (her?) own Discuses-- well, actually, they're plates, some of which still have food on them that will restore Glem's health!

HNV: What is this, Greg's spoiled daughter? Does he have his own Koopalings??

With the food plates restoring Glem's life meter, the fight is going on and on-- and every time Wuggykins lands a hit on Glem, another sprite tile glitches out becomes a letter. By the third hit, it's becoming clear what the letters are spelling.

Klickitat_Street: Why does it keep saying that?? DueyDecimal: You're playing Glem right now, aren't you? He's not dead! aroseahorseboy: maybe we're all dead and in hell and this is our paranoid delusion

"Yeah, well if 'GLEM DIED' could he still be doing THIS??" she says, scoring another blow on the monster. "What, is this supposed to be spooking me out? This game still doesn't know who it's messing with here! I don't spook. And I that's why I don't play most horror games, I'm just so fear proof that why bother!"

The fat monster is getting more and more wild, spilling out plates in a fan pattern now, letters filling the screen like alphabet soup.

Then, accidentally, in process of dodging, Bea maneuvers Glem just right to complete the full eight-letter phrase on the screen-- and it autocompletes itself:

[GLEM DIED and it was my fault]

Glockroach: wait wut

Some of the letters that were cluttering Glem's sprite come away with the words, but soon it happens again:

[GLEM DIED but that wasn't what i wanted]

berd_snurglar: who's supposed to be talking, is it the monster? what do you know that we don't, chubs

The letters are starting to fill the screen now.

[GLEM DIED but i couldn't stop it] [GLEM DIED and i was trying to help] [GLEM DIED because i wasn't ready] [GLEM DIED and i can't bring him back] [GLEM DIED and i never meant to hurt her] [GLEM DIED because i was jealous]

"Uugh, this is getting annoying. And kind of upsetting. This is probably some dialogue that's gonna come up later, like a bad ending? We've seen before this thing is screwy sometimes.. Man.. if I'm right this is gonna be quite the downer but at least it warned us.."

Syrupentine: I'm glad we're on a stream, I'd be scared as hell if I were playing this alone! DueyDecimal: Woody was right, WHAT IS THE POINT OF ALL THIS??

[GLEM DIED and it still feels like yesterday] [GLEM DIED but i didn't get what i wanted] [GLEM DIED laughing at my foolishness ] [GLEM DIED while his mother made pancakes] [GLEM DIED and nobody saw it but me] [GLEM DIED and i cannot replace him]

The boss fight doesn't end. Eventually neither the Glem graphic nor the boss can be seen. More phrases, lamentory and bitter, pile up on the screen.

"Come on guys, it's not over yet! We don't really even know what it means yet... uh.." her face falls as she continues reading, barely able to concentrate on the game.

...game? What game?

"I can't tell where I am! I can't see anything else, and I can't see the attacks, this is impossible!"

berd_snurglar: bea hit reset it's just glitchig up. try again next time aroseahorseboy: the irony here is, the boss still hasn't killed you so glem still hasn't died GlockRoach: Something that stinks around here and it ain't me for once

She tries listening. Even though everything is just clusters of letters, she keeps mashing buttons and listening for the boss's cries. "Now the sound's getting all f'd up, I dunno if you guys can hear but it sounds like bad sound bites of the text"

HNV: Yeah, this game is starting to feel sort of disingenuous. Do you think this was tampered with, Bea? Like, hacked?

"That, or it's not 'finished', like some of the others. The whole machine is a mysterious mess anyhow. This SUCKS, I was so looking forward to this game. Sorry guys but I guess this is where it ends, at least for now"

"G U R E E M U D A A I D U"

DueyDecimal: HOLY aroseahorseboy: now i need a mop Klickitat_Street: that sounded like a narwhal being eaten by a xerox mahine...

"WELLLL it's getting late isn't it! Time to wrap this one up for now, ahaha!" Bea's quick to reach for the reset button!

The last line written remains on the screen even after she resets:

[GLEM DIED and i can never apologize]

"You think that was bad try having it in your ears, FUCK"

Finally the 'Summer Vacation' screen returns.

Klickitat_Street: It's been a grueling twelve games DueyDecimal: You deserve another reward for being good, Bea. :(

"I'm fine, just tired. Spaced out for a minute there. Just feeling weird. Creeped. Worried. Sad. But otherwise, I'm great!"

DueyDecimal: I know, Bea. Look at the next screen, see if it's worth continuing next week-- maybe you'll have something to look forward to!

"Sure Duey, I do it for you. I admit I'm sort of ready for a vacation after that but here's a little preview!"


61: Special Treat For Super Players

62: Metal Warrior

63: Marsha Mallow

64: Spacial Delivery

65: The Wizard Of Ice

66: Planet of Pisces II

67: Bobotown

68: Hungry Hungry Every Day

69: Super Nova!

70: Brass Knuckles Boxing

71: Paradise Mall

72: Box Baby 3

"Hmmm, you know folks, you're right, I DO deserve a treat. Stream extended!" She's quick to choose 61! "I did my best, after all, under the circumstances!"

aroseahorseboy: i don't think there's any video games left for her to give you Syrupentine: ANOTHER POP2??? :DDD

"Yeah, POP2.5: Don't Freak Us The Hell Out!"

"I kind of just want to see a friendly face at the moment! I should be giving her something.. What do you get a collection of data as a present?"

DueyDecimal: Fan art challenge! Draw Bea giving Joyce a present!

[loveriotss]

Hii!! Could you do Mustard headcanons as your friend? (If you don’t mind hehehe) Tysm!!! 💚

HCS OF HIM AS YOUR FRIEND ⸻ mustard

INCLUDES — gn! reader, fluff, crack, headcannons, platonic relationship WARNINGS — swearing

main masterlist — mha masterlist ༊*·˚

you and mustard met through the lov.

to be honest he didn't really like you, nothing personal, he just didn't like anyone.

it took him a bit of time to accept you as a 'friend' in his head. (he will not admit it though, says you and him are just acquaintances)

sometimes you two will play pranks on the other members with toga occasionally joining in.

kurogiri scolds you all after.

biggest ego ever.

you will playfully make fun of him as a joke and this guy will take it so seriously it will turn into a dissing battle 😭.

will threaten to use his quirk on you but you know he never will because he's secretly scared of kurogiri.

the uno games WARS between the two of you are insane.

he is so determined to beat you and you're equally as determined to beat him.

trust it will end with him scattering all the cards away and accuse you of cheating after you win for the 3rd time in a row.

you drag him to movies with you because you're too scared to go alone and he will whine and groan as you drag him out but as soon as the movie's over he will get tons of merch. (walking out of a store with arms full of deadpool and wolverine plushies)

y'all have the type of friendship that if one of you trips and falls the other one will actually ascend with laughter.

if you were the tripped one he will NEVER let that shit go and will bring it up here and there.

i feel like he'd have a small phase of trying to be nonchalant after he saw it floating around on tiktok.

it didn't take him long to realize how ridiculous it was and stopped his act but now you take any and every opportunity to mock the way he acted.

he will jump you for that.

you guys have little gossip sessions in between missions or after you guys are done with a particularly interesting one and have a little debriefing session while drinking some hot cocoa.

"did you see the way dabi had toga's brand new hello kitty chapstick that she hadn't even opened inside his pocket?" "oh my god yes. i mean if you're gonna steal at least be slick about it.." "who does bro think he's fooling when he says he's going to smoke when really he pulls the chapstick out to reapply? can't say the chapstick is really working though-" "SHUT UP HE'LL HEAR US!"

NOTE — when i first got this request im going to be real with you i didnt know who tf you were talking about 😭😭 so underground that i couldnt put the usual manga panel banner lmao. but anyways this was fun to write, he might be very a bit ooc because im only going off on my version of him. ALSO I JUST FOUND OUT HE'S APPARENTLY 13-14?? i thought at most he was a high schooler but anyways making him a silly dumb middle schooler was fun.

©loveriotss — all rights reserved to me. please don’t try to copy/steal my work. please do not use any of my ideas/translate my work without my permission.

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

Looking in the mirror, you see smudged mascara from all your sobbing, and you feel empty. So very empty, you can barely breathe or even believe your human. The pit in your stomach wouldn't leave, and you knew why.

“Can you take the picture?” Being friends with yuji's friends was a delightful experience even if sometimes, they were unknowingly rude. You swallow the lump in your throat and nod watching them pose excitedly as you take the picture.

I break the ice, so they don't see my size.

Throwing the scale across the room, you scream in pure rage. You've done everything just to get like them and maybe you'll actually feel apart of the group, but this stupid body of yours just wouldn't.. work. Instead it stumbled and fell down, making you pick it up and rewire it like a robot you felt like one at this point.

And I have to be nice, or I'll be the next punchline.

You joke around with them trying to entertain so they don't just leave you behind like you have been so many times before. You feel like your suffocating, walking on eggshells around them so they'll always have positive memories of you, even if they tease you about your size or the way you look you just smile and say “well not everyone can be perfect, and don't you have split ends?” You're clearly teasing and they know as they chuckle and move on.

I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies, who only exists to continue the story.

They love each other, but not you. You know this; god they all look at each other with such happiness in their eyes that you know they love each other. All three of them, and your just.. There. Standing there smiling, occasionally adding in something but your just there. An add-on as you help them figure out a way to even figure out their feelings. And once they do you know they'll leave.

The girl gets the guy while I'm standing off screen, so I'll wait for my cue to be comedic relief.

Yuji had come to you again tonight; not just to see you, you weren't that foolish to think he just wanted to see you. He wanted you to fix what happened, the group had gotten into an argument that had gotten out of hand. Megumi and Norabara won't even talk to each other no matter how much Yuji begs them to make up. So he had no choice but to send you in.

You almost want to laugh at how absurd it is. How much they just use you to fix their issues, to help with awkward silence, to drop them off somewhere, and many more. You almost want to sob, but you know yuji is here and he'll start worrying. You know he means well and he probably actually cares, but it doesn't matter. You've gotten used to your role, and you'll play your part.

Can't be to loud, can't be to busy. If I don't answer now are they still gonna need me?

You keep your schedule free. Just in case they want to hang out, and when they get loud you get quiet. They never seem to notice though. You keep telling yourself it's okay but relying on them like this is honestly driving you insane and you don't know what to do. You want to be yourself around them without knowing they'd tease, maybe even insult and leave. You can't help but think that maybe it'd be better if they just left you alone. Although you don't let the thought linger as it's your turn for Uno.

Can't be to loud, can't be to pretty. Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?

Trying not to fall down in hysterical laughter at how odd this situation is you keep a straight face full of concern as you held Nobara in your arms. She was crying a very rare sight and you were honestly ready to air out someones house when she said that she just felt gross. She didn't like herself; so of course you comfort her tell her she's absolutely gorgeous and should know that. You hold her shoulders so she's looking at you and tell her that if she needs to ever hear she's beautiful you'd call her that everyday.

Although, there's a inkling in the back of your mind. An inkling of jealousy, jealous that she has someone like you to talk to, jealous that she's that pretty and she still think she isn't, jealous that.. She's prettier than you. The jealousy almost grows before you immediately put it down focusing on making her feel better.

I say I'm okay, cause they wouldn't care anyway. And I could try to explain but my efforts in vain.

Pure panic radiated through your body as you tried to get away from everything. The people, the music, and especially them. They weren't supposed to be here. They weren't invited and they knew it but they showed up anyway and absolutely humiliated you. Insulting you in front of your friends as they thought they were jokes but you knew. You knew that they were insulting you, so you went lower; so low that even the devil wouldn't have said what you said.

You laughed when they thought you were in the wrong, as the person who so rudely came along just to try and ruin your day.. Cried? You couldn't believe it. Honestly, you wanted to genuinely start laughing at them. As if they haven't been taunting you for years about how you looked, but you stick up for yourself once and they cry? You almost started crying from trying to hold back cackles.

The trio kept trying to get you to speak up about what bothered you so much because apparently to them your their best friend. You thought they just thought of you as an acquaintance. So you tried to open to them, you tried to but they didn't seem present, as if they were only listening to respond and not actually listening to what you were saying. So you dropped it and said you needed time alone.

They can't relate to how I've drawn out in sharpie, where I'll take the scissors; if that's what it took for me to look in the mirror.

They kept asking questions trying to understand, but they've never struggled with this as much as you did. They don't know how it feels and they probably never will. It's not like you want them to feel what you feel, you'd never wish this on them. It's just you know they'd never understand; how you constantly change outfits cause one part of you just didn't look right, how you didn't usually go outside without them because what if someone sees you and immediately starts throwing up?

I've done every diet to make me look thinner so why do I still feel so god damn inferior?

You just want to be as amazing as them. That's all you've ever wanted is to be on their level, constantly behind them watching them wait for you daily made you feel like a burden. They always were always just better than you.

It's funny when I think a guy likes me.

Holding back another giggle trying not to give in because just in case it's another false alarm, another lie, you don't want to get attached. And you were right, you tried so hard not to look disappointed when he asked if Norbara was single. When not even a minute ago he was flirting with you, making you happy, acting as if he genuinely wanted you. I guess it's only funny if your the joke being played on. Because he walked away back to his friends pointing and laughing at you; and you decide to ruin his chances.

And it's funny when I'm the one who says, “Let's go eat.”

Barely able to focus your sight on anything, your vision swirled as everything around you looked blurry and you realized that, you haven't eaten yet. Your body being angry at you for not feeding it something. Nervously looking around, you find the trio and tell them that your going to get something to eat.

“I thought you already ate?” confusion ran through Yujis features. And you almost couldn't take it. But you were used to this, so you could obviously take it. “Yeah I did, but it was like a grape..” mumbling underneath your breath the answer your suddenly feeling anxiety raise in you. As yuji looks down at you curiously, it feels like he's picking you apart with his stare so you quickly excuse yourself to leave.

It's funny when I'm asked to go out on Halloween, dresses and thigh highs while I hide my body.

“Yo, you coming to the Halloween party gojo is holding?” Yuji threw an arm over your shoulder as you two walked in the park. You didn't know why he insisted on just doing mundane things with him but if it made him happy.

“I don't think so, no.” staring at the pathway ahead of you and being surrounded by only forest green scenery; it's a beautiful absolutely gorgeous peaceful walk. Until he starts talking.

“Whaaatt? Why not?” you can tell without even having to look up at him that he's pouting. So you sigh and glance up at him, and low and behold he's pouting.

“Eh, outings just aren't my thing.” you shrugged; you weren't fully lying. Just saying half of the truth, so technically you arent lying at all.

“It won't be as fun without you though!” Yuji whined into you ear, and honestly you felt like a parent sometimes. Only sometimes though.

“Yu, what would I even wear as a costume?” You sound exasperated. Another reason you didn't wanna go because you didn't have a costume. But Yuji always figures out to get what he wants.

“you can be a witch! I'll buy everything you just have to show up!” Yuji beams down at you and you think.. Maybe it'll be fun, maybe it'll be different you'll never know unless you go. So you went.

It's been about an hour since you got here and you've lost sight of Yuji, Megumi, and Norbara. Nursing alcohol you know your not gonna drink, you wave at some acquaintances and push yourself further into the corner as if your trying to hide away. Another 30 minutes later you just decide to leave early; you'll just make an excuse to yuji later.

Life of the fat funny friend.

You've looked like this all your life and you've come to just accept it. Theres no fixing this, it's just how you look. So you'd take the comments, the insults, the teasing, the looks, and the glares. You take them all; and you just accept it as their opinion of you. If they weren't close friends to you, you stopped listening to what sort of half assed insult they could try and throw at you.

Life of the fat funny friend.

~☔&💫

once again i truly do not understand why u don’t have a writing blog bc ur so good at it

[bisexualbumblebee-writes]

The Insiders Chapter 16: Cowboys and Bull Riders- Dally Winston x Tuesday Curtis

Word Count: 2.5k

July 10, 1965

“How do I look?” Tuesday looked away from the mirror she stood in front of when she heard Dally speak. As soon as her eyes landed on him in his bull riding getup, a smile appeared on her face. It was the day of the rodeo and the entire Curtis family plus a few others were going to support Dally, who was bull riding, and Sodapop, who would be barrel racing. Ruth had been kind enough to surprise him a few months ago by buying back his horse Mickey Mouse so he could get back into barrel racing (with Darry’s permission, of course). After a few months of both of them practicing for the rodeo, tonight was the big night. 

“Handsome as always,” Tuesday answered, walking over to him and straightening out his collar. Dally smiled once she was done and pressed a kiss to the top of her head. 

“Good. I believe I promised you a victory lap.”

“I’m expecting it,” the girl giggled. “Ready to go?” 

“Ready as I’ll ever be,” he nodded.

“Good,” she pecked his lips before leading him out of her room. The two of them made a beeline for Darry’s truck and hopped into the bed. There weren't enough seats for everyone that was going so Darry decided to just let the ones that couldn’t fit to ride in the bed. As long as they were careful and took the right roads, there’d be no trouble. Once the couple were comfortably seated, Tuesday looked at her boyfriend when he laughed.

“What?“ She asked, also laughing (though it was mostly in confusion). 

“You looked so silly getting in, you’re so small,” he joked. That made Tuesday roll her eyes. Yes, she was short enough that she had to jump up to climb into the bed, and she immediately knew it was a mistake to do so in front of Dally. 

“Well I’m sorry that I don’t have the long gangly legs you’ve got.” She smacked his leg, which was pressed against her own as they stretched out. 

“Hey, you take that back ,” he threatened, though there was no malice or conviction behind it, as Soda and Charlie climbed onto the bed as well. 

“Make me,” she joked back. 

“Now you’re in for it,” Soda laughed at her while wrapping an arm around Charlie, who laughed at the couple’s antics. Dally poked her side, which made her squeal. 

“Her neck is her weakest point,” Soda informed him, which made Tuesday turn and glare at him. Traitor. While the girl was incensed by the betrayal, Dally opted to use it to his full advantage and prodded at her neck. 

“You take it back about my legs being gangly!”

“Never!” Tuesday exclaimed between laughter, attempting to push his hands away. The boy merely grabbed her wrists with a laugh. 

“No more hand privileges until you apologize, you are now  without hands.”

“Wha- no fair!” She pouted as Darry finally pulled up to the fairgrounds.

“You using mean words is what’s not fair,” he retorted with a sly grin. Tuesday rolled her eyes and attempted to slip out of his grip.

“Yeah yeah, come on we’re here,” she grumbled. Dally’s grin widened and he leaned over to give her a wet and sloppy kiss. As he hopped out of the bed, Tuesday scrunched up her nose in disgust and wiped her mouth before following him. Once everyone was out Ruth handed out blue neon bracelets, which they put on before facing her again when she spoke.  

“Alright guys, rodeo starts right at 8:00. Dally and Soda, you need to be with the other competitors by 7:00 or 7:30 to prepare. Horse riding comes first then bulls immediately after. Until then you guys are okay to do whatever you want. Got it?” Tuesday nodded, though it looked like Dally hadn’t listened to a word she said. Ruth didn’t look surprised, however, and instead nodded at those who actually listened. 

“Alright losers, get lost.” Tuesday didn’t have to be told twice. She all but ran through the entrance, and Dally wasn’t far behind her. 

“Hey, wait up!” 

“Keep up!” Was her only response, a laugh following it. That was all it took for Dally to pick up his pace until he finally reached her. Once he did he swooped her up into his arms, earning a surprised gasp. The two of them laughed as he spun her around. 

“Gotcha!” He muttered once their laughter calmed down, voice much softer. “Where we going to, doll?” 

“Depends. Do you want to ride rides or play games first?” She inquired with a toothy grin. “It’s your big night after all.” 

“Gee, I just wanna ride- I hate the fair.” There was no annoyance or irritation in his voice, which told her he was only joking. Nevertheless, she huffed playfully. 

“Killjoy,” she muttered as she looked around at everything there was to see. Dally finally set her down and instead wrapped his arm around her shoulders. 

“I’ll suffer ya, maybe I might even enjoy it,” he joked. 

“Awww” Tuesday cooed dramatically, kissing his cheek. “Alright, pick something that won’t bore you to death then.” The boy groaned then gave the fair a once over. 

“Tunnel of love?” He joked before shaking his head. “I’m kiddin’. Why don’t we just go skip some stones or- I guess we could go pet some goats. Goats are dirty animals.”

“Yeah well so are you,” she retorted without hesitation before walking off in the direction she hoped was the petting zoo. 

“Hey- hey wait!” He called quickly, running after her. “I didn’t… We- we can still have fun.” The panic in his tone made the girl laugh. 

“Calm down Dally, I’m just seeing what’s here. It’s been years since I’ve been here.” The boy sighed in relief. 

“You scared me, you wench,” he half joked. 

“Wench!?” Tuesday repeated in mock offense. “What is this, the 1800s?” 

“It is, obviously. We’re at the carnival,” he teased in response. The girl shook her head at him with an amused grin on her face. 

“Alright, to the petting zoo? Or perhaps the tunnel of love?” She joked on the last part, making Dally smirk. 

“Your call, but if you bring me to the petting zoo I might sneak out with a chicken under my coat,” he warned. And Tuesday knew him well enough to know that he’d keep his word. 

“Okay so a ride it is,” she responded quickly, directing him away from the petting zoo and heading towards the various rides. 

“What, you don’t want a chicken in your room?” Dally laughed. 

“No.” 

“Lame,” he muttered as they moved to stand in one of the shorter lines to a ride that the girl couldn’t quite see. “You’re lame.” 

“You say lame, I say realistic. I’d have to be the one to take care of it anyway.” 

“Take care of it as in feed it or take care of it as in cook it?”

“Depends on how quickly it gets on my nerves,” she retorted teasingly. The boy laughed as they climbed onto one of the rides. Tuesday wasn’t usually one for adrenaline rushes, but she had to admit this ride was fun with the hills they went over. They even went backwards at some point, which kept her giggling with adrenaline as the ride came to a stop. Dally chuckled softly as he helped her out of her seat. 

“Had fun?” 

“Mhm!” She nodded enthusiastically. 

“Good, ‘cause I hate carney rides,” he responded with a playful grin, ruffling up her hair as they were approached by Soda and Charlie, the latter holding a large teddy bear. Tuesday smacked her boyfriend’s hand away and fixed her hair as she faced her brother and friend. 

“Hey guys,” she greeted.  

“Having fun, you two?” Soda asked teasingly. 

“Nah, this kid is boring, we oughta take her back,” Dally responded in the same teasing tone. Charlie rolled her eyes at the boys’ antics.

“I’ll be riding for you two if we don’t get a move on.” Tuesday’s brows furrowed and she glanced down at her watch. 

“Oh yeah, you guys need to be heading in,” she said, looking between her brother and Dally. “You guys need to get a move on.”

“Exactly, which is why I am leaving Charlie in your company,” Soda responded, kissing Charlie’s cheek before letting go of her. “C’mon Dal.” Dally chuckled and followed after him, though not before Tuesday managed to place a kiss on his cheek. 

“Hey, I don’t need babysitting!” Charlie shouted after them, placing her hand on her hip. 

“Yes you do!” Soda called back. 

“Yes you do,” Tuesday responded at the same time, making her roll her eyes. 

“Gee, you and your brother are gonna be the death of me,” she huffed. 

“Aw you know you love us,” Tuesday cooed in response, pulling her into a side hug. The girl merely hip bumped her with a playful look.  

“If love includes disgust, then maybe,” she grumbled.

“God you’re starting to sound like my boyfriend,” she huffed quietly and shook her head. 

“Tell me when I look like him too and I’ll take a gun to the mouth,” she joked with a laugh. 

“Well, now that you mention it…” Charlie shoved her, also laughing. 

“Don’t you dare!” Tuesday grinned then glanced down at the teddy bear in Charlie’s hands. 

“Cute bear.”

“I named him Charlie 2!” The girl exclaimed excitedly, holding the toy up, making Tuesday laugh softly. 

“They’re adorable. Now, wanna go find some seats with me? I wanna be as close to the pen as possible.”

“So you can oodle over all those cute boys?” Charlie asked, hip bumping her again as she started to head to the arena. 

“Oh totally,” she played along as she walked beside her into the stadium. It didn’t take them long to find some seats relatively close to the pen. Once they were seated Tuesday looked at her friend, only to realize she was staring at some boys. Just like she’d been teasing Tuesday about just a few minutes prior. She rolled her eyes jokingly at Charlie then nudged her. 

“Dude, come on.” Charlie groaned but faced forward anyway, smiling when Tuesday giggled. 

They didn’t have time to say anything before the introduction to the rodeo began. First came the calf tying, then came the barrel racing. That was Soda’s event. And, to everyone’s surprise and delight, he set a new record! Pride coursed through Tuesday as she watched her brother realize that he’d done so. Both she and Charlie jumped up and cheered as loud as they could, and if she listened closely, she could hear her other two brothers plus Ruth doing the same. Once he was back in his pen she watched Charlie make her way over to him, meeting him halfway. Finally, after several more events, it was finally time for the bull riding. 

“And finally in the bull riding event we have another rider we haven’t seen in a while, Dallas Winston. His bucking bull tonight is Troubadour, a rather feisty one but one that he’ll be sure to do well on,” the host announced. Tuesday couldn’t stop the nerves that bubbled up in her as she watched Dally wave to the crowd as he climbed into the pen. As he situated himself on the bull his eyes met hers, and she offered him an encouraging (albeit nervous) smile. Dally tipped his hat at her shortly before the gun went off and the pen gate was open. 

Just like with Soda, Tuesday cheered as loud as she could for him, though she was more anxious this time around. Of course she knew the risks that came with bull riding, having been to the rodeo a lot when Soda used to compete, but knowing these didn’t help her. She was still going to worry about him, but thankfully she didn’t have to. 

“And once again we have a new record tonight with Dallas Winston clocking in at a whopping 34.01 seconds! It’s a very exciting night tonight folks” the announcer called, which immediately had everyone cheering. 

Tuesday was out of her seat the second he said it, relief flooding her as she watched her boyfriend climb up the pen and land safely in the stands. He looked almost unfazed by the announcement, a cool smile on his now dirt and dust covered face. Just like Charlie and Soda, she met him halfway and all but jumped into his arms.

“Dally! You did it!” She exclaimed over the cheers as he caught her with ease. 

“Woah now, you’re gonna get yourself hurt,” he teased, taking off his hat and putting it on her head. The girl laughed softly then began to look him over. 

“Are you okay? Anything fractured, broken or hurting?” She pressed her fingers against his ribs, arms, and anything else he landed on when he fell. Dally swatted her hand away. 

“No no, I’m fine Tue, really.”

“Hey, I’m just making sure,” she defended gently. “You fell pretty hard.” 

“You prodding at me feels worse than a kick from a horse,” he joked, knocking the hat over her eyes. “Besides, it gives me personality, I’m tuff, I don’t need band-aids and all of that.”

“One day your stubbornness is gonna get you in trouble with more than just me,” she grumbled. Dally chuckled, though he had no time to respond before the announcer spoke once again. 

“And now to end this amazing night we’re gonna have all of our champions of tonight trot one victory lap. Champions, please find your horse and get ready for the lap please.” The boy jumped up onto his horse and swooped her up, placing her up with him.

“Now shut up and look pretty,” he concluded playfully, making her roll her eyes. 

“Practice what you preach, Winston.” Dally snickered before clicking at the horse. As they made their way around the stadium Tuesday leaned against him comfortably, content with looking around at the many spectators. The boy, meanwhile, continually glanced down at her with a small smile, making sure she was alright. When the lap was finished her guided his horse into its pen and hopped off, helping her down afterwards. 

“Alright, let’s get the hell out of here,” he said, throwing his arm around her shoulder and leading her out. Once again everyone piled into the truck, though Ruth was the one driving this time. The drive home felt much quicker than it had on the way to the rodeo. As she waited to get home. Tuesday ruffled up Dally’s hair in an attempt to get some of the dust and dirt out of it. The boy’s eyes narrowed at her. 

“The dust is my sparkle.”

“Yeah well I don’t want any of that ‘sparkle’ on my pillow,” she responded tiredly, resting her head on his shoulder as a wave of exhaustion hit her. She hadn’t realized how tired she’d gotten until she was no longer doing anything. She didn’t even remember falling asleep, nor Dally carrying her up to her room when they finally got home.

[poisonouswritings]

M4 and Strip Poker

This one was suggested by some friends in our server!

GN!Reader, Colored Bullet Rule (Felix, Anisa, Sage, Rime), alcohol involved, NSFW (semi-casual nudity), everyone is getting naked, I don't actually know much about poker so I'm bullshitting my way through this, vague pee mention (not kinky), I got the funny stories from mostly Buzzfeed because it's 1 in the morning and you should not expect that much from me

It's been a long day of training in Fathom Hall. Memorizing incantations, parrying (sword) thrusts, slinging spells, rolling and dodging,, it takes a toll on you. By the time the sun sets, the only thing you wanna do is kick back and enjoy a relaxed evening with your partner(s) and your dear idiot friends.

It's Sage's idea to turn it into a little party. Surprisingly Rime is in full agreement, and Felix agrees soon after. Anisa agrees as well under the condition that you guys don't do anything too insane.

Sage just grins and goes to get the alcohol.

An hour later you're all sitting around the end of the dining table, everyone with goblets full of an alcoholic drink of their choice (water or something else for you if you prefer). You guys have been messing around, trading silly jokes and telling embarrassing stories.

It's when they're all two or three drinks deep (well nearly one deep for Felix but he's such a lightweight it doesn't count) that Sage grins and recounts the strip poker story, how Felix and Anisa ganged up on him. He swears that if they hadn't done that, he'd have won no problem.

Anisa and Felix beg to differ! He's way too cocky, and it was only a matter of time before he got his ass handed to him. One of them would have won either way. All they did was speed the process up.

Rime thinks that if he'd have been there, he would have kicked everyone asses. He's the superior strategist! It isn't even a question.

... well why don't you guys play and settle it once and for all?

All eyes turn to you. Anisa quietly asks if you're serious. You shrug. It's just the human body. What's there to make a big deal about?

Sage grins in clear approval and suggests putting it to a vote.

Rime, still confident, is in.

Felix, his pride challenged, is in.

Anisa, just drunk enough to feel like taking a risk and just sober enough to know that her reputation is on the line, is in.

Sage, ever up for fun and eager to finally answer whether or not the carpets match the drapes, is in.

And you? Are you in?

You deal, just to make sure there's no cheating. If you decide to play then you set some aside for yourself. If you're not playing then you hold on to stack so you can distribute it fairly and make sure no one *cough*Sage*cough* tries to cheat. You're sitting next to your partner(s). There's a bucket of water nearby in case someone *cough*Sage*cough* needs to get doused. Of course, anyone can drop out and any time they want for whatever reason they want. The second someone feels uncomfortable, the game is over. This is all supposed to be for fun.

You all agree to the rules, so...

Round one, start!

If you don't really know how to play poker but are still involving yourself in the game, then your partner(s) is/are gonna help you through it. They're also gonna make it clear that the others aren't allowed to gang up on you.

The round moves surprisingly fast. Sage is just slapping shit down (he says he has a strategy but you're fairly sure he's lying), Rime is worryingly calculated like he's run through this scenario multiple times in his head, Felix is just a bit too tipsy and chaos-craving to care, and Anisa is steady enough that she can at least make sure she's not in last place.

Ultimately it's Felix that loses first. With an indignant sigh he gets to his feet and starts pulling off his vest. You (and Rime if you're in a poly) whistle for him. Sage wolf whistles too but he's mostly doing it to make Felix flustered. Felix threatens to use his magic to hog-tie him and Sage leans forward, grins, and dares him to try it. Felix scoffs and calls Sage a pervert but his cheeks are flushed from more than the alcohol.

It's only a few turns into the second round that you catch Sage cheating. The table declares him the defacto loser. Based on the grin he's flashing, he doesn't mind.

He,, cause like, he's a show-off right? And I think maybe he's a little bit of an exhibitionist. But more importantly he likes getting you flustered. So he perches on the table in front of you, practically, straddling your hips, and slooooowly peels off his armor. Oh, babe, can you help him with these straps? ;) And as you undo the pauldron at his shoulder he leans down and nips at your fingers while looking up at you from under his bangs. His amber eyes are dark, though you can't quite tell if it's because he's eager or because he's had a few drinks. And once the last of the armor has hit the floor, his jacket leisurely follows suit, his tail winding around your arm and the soft and fluffy tip of his tail brushing against your skin. You try to tell him that his armor technically counts as a piece of clothing - at least as much as Felix's vest does - but he purrs playfully and says that cheating counts for two ;) . Rime snaps at him to hurry up and Sage tells him to fuck off, he's busy here! You grab his waist and kiss his forehead and tell him that, much as you love his strip show, now isn't the time to see it. That can be for later. His cheeks go red and he finally pulls his jacket off entirely, leaving it in your lap as he sits back down. His tail winds snuggly around your ankle.

Third round go!

As everyone plays, you ask Rime what the funniest of the Starsworn's injuries he's healed was. Rime considers that as he plays his hand. There was this one time that Anisa insisted that if you need to pee but don't want to, you can run around and eventually the need will pass. She'd decided to prove it by running up and down the stairs about seventeen times until her foot slipped, she crashed down the staircase, broke her elbow, and peed herself.

As you can expect, that story is enough to throw Anisa's concentration, so she loses that round miserably. She whines and complains that Rime promised to keep that a secret! and kicks off her boots and tights. The skirt of her dress is just barely long enough to cover her panties, though when she sits down next to you you catch a flash of blue. When she notices where you're looking she blushes, hair poofing. Then smiles and squeezes your thigh and leans over to softly kiss your neck. That was an underhanded little tactic, but she's flattered you wanted to see her body so badly...

Okay, you know this friend group. You know they all share a collective brain cell. So now you turn to Felix and ask him to share a story about Rime. Felix thinks for a few moments - ignoring Rime's glare - and finally replies that one time Rime hadn't studied for a test because he'd partied the night before. Instead of staying in his dorm and playing sick (something he most certainly could have gotten away with), he showed up hungover and barely coherent. When he couldn't figure out any of the answers to the questions, he just,, wrote his own questions. And then got most of those wrong.

Sage laughs so hard he starts choking. Anisa needs to put her head down for several minutes.

Yeah Rime loses that round. After giving Felix's ears a firm tug (Felix yelps but it doesn't hurt all that bad), he relents and pulls off his crop top. His cheeks are flushed and his ears keep flicking around. He makes a slight move to cover the semi-faded webbing of scars that branches across his chest - the leftover marks of his resurrection. You quietly ask him if he's okay. He mumbles that he's fine but he doesn't seem certain... And then Sage purrs and says he wouldn't mind seeing Rime like this more often. Oh if only he didn't used to have such a stick up his ass all those years ago, they coulda had fun ;) Rime calls him an idiot and flicks his forehead, but he's got a bit of a laugh in his voice when he says that he's always been way out of Sage's league. When Rime sits back down next to you he's a lot more relaxed. Sage sneaks you a little wink and you flash him a grateful smile as you take Rime's hand in yours and give him a little squeeze.

If you're playing, then you're the next one on the chopping block.

You pull off whatever article of clothing you'd like. Your partner is totally shooting you bedroom eyes (some are being more obvious than others).

You ask Sage to tell you a story about one of his worst hook-ups. He snorts and says there's been a lot of bad ones, but one of the worst was when his partner for the night had been eating a ton of those snake pastries. The one with chili? Like 10+ of them. And then went down on him. And then he was freaking out trying to get the pain to stop that he tripped over his own discarded pants, slammed his head on the floor, and passed out.

Anisa is laughing so hard that she can't even finish her hand. She pulls of her gloves. You take her left hand in hers and lightly kiss the scar left there from your little adventure in the cultist dungeon. She's even more embarrassed over that than she was taking off her tights.

Alright, now it's Felix's turn to be embarrassed. You barely even open your mouth to ask for an embarrassing story about him when Anisa starts snickering. Apparently one time they were in town - this was when they were on leave from training, mind you - and he walked into a store that specialized in oils and candles and bath salts and the like. Anisa has gone with to get some perfume and witnessed Felix ask, completely straight-faced, if they had any 'unscented aromatherapy lotions'. Sage and Rime are snickering into their drinks.

Felix argues that he was Very Very Tired That Day Thank You Very Much Annie!! He was only half awake! And was not paying attention to what he was saying! But no matter how much he protests there's no denying the pink climbing to the tip of his ears as he kicks off his shoes and pulls off his pants. Now he's in boxers. Give his butt-butt a little tap. He squeaks.

If you're playing, take another loss and lose another scrap of clothes.

Unprompted this time, Rime recalls an incident where Felix was staying up late reading about the horrors of man - serial killers, dark magics, unsolved crimes, etc etc. He was exhausted - you must understand it was nearly three in the morning by then - and felt movement next to him and screamed. The movement was, of course, Rime. His partner. Who had shared a bed with him for three years.

Felix doesn't have any kinda defense for that. Rime smirks and blows him a kiss as Felix gets to his feet and pulls off his shirt. And y'know what? I know his in-game shirtless sprite is kinda like,, idk athletic ig? Like not a sixpack or anything but still. Anyways my HC is Felix is a lil chubby! He's already said (I think in chapter 13?) that he hates exercise and has a feeble body, and we know he likes fine foods and whatever. So I think he has some squish. Anyways he pulls off his shirt. Rime gives him a teasing little poke and Felix is whining. And then you give him a teasing poke and then he's swatting at both of you.

Felix flashes Anisa a grin before turning to you. Anisa is immediately suspicious but what can she do?

Apparently one time they were having a discussion about different sorts of sports when Anisa proclaimed that She Didn't Think Water Polo Was Ethical Because How Do They Know Which Horses Can Swim??? Which is how everyone found out that she wholeheartedly believed that water polo was literally just polo but in the water.

Anisa argues that That's What Her Mother Told Her When She Was Younger!! And She Never Bothered To Fact-Check It!!! Regardless she accepts her fate and pulls off her dress, leaving her in just a bra and panties. Sage starts to wolf-whistle but she gives him one of those 'try it and I'll cut you' smiles and he wisely shuts up. You can whistle though. She giggles. Sage complains that How Come You Get Special Treatment!! and Anisa is like,, because they're my partner,,,, duh,,,,,, Sage argues that he was just messing around and trying to holster her self-esteem a bit >:( and Anisa gives a genuine smile and says that yeah, she knows, and she appreciates it :) but she still won't hesitate :)

Just to further screw with Sage, she remembers one time that he insisted that he hated potatoes,, while eating french fries. And had his mind blown when he found out French fries are potatoes

Sage laughs because Yeah. He's An Idiot. But He's Your Idiot And You're Stuck With Him :3 he pauses and nuzzles you until you smooch the top of his head, then gets up and wiggles out of his pants. And by 'wiggles out of his pants' I mean 'shakes his ass around while pulling his pants down like he's a fucking male stripper'. You can spank him if you want >:3

There was a period of time where the Starsworn tried growing their own vegetables so they wouldn't have to go into town so often. Okay, fine. But Rime had the oh-so-brilliant idea that they should use saltwater so that the vegetables would be pre-seasoned. Felix, Anisa, and Sage are all snickering as they recount this. Rime is not impressed and argues that he woulda found a spell to make it work!!

He grumbles a bit as he gets up, unstraps his sandals, and pulls his pants down. You say that he shouldn't be so salty and start giggling. Rime doesn't really get the joke but he (affectionately) flicks your cheek. Now he's in his underwear and y'know what? Pink lace panties. He likes how they make his ass look. And you have free access to his tail. You and Felix take turns touching it, and when Rime whips his head over pretending to not be doing anything. Rime swears he'll punish you both later if you keep it up but uh,, you and Fe aren't exactly intimidated.

Everyone tries to play a fair round this time but Sage keeps chuckling because he remembered this one time Felix stayed inside studying for three days straight (apparently without sleeping), came outside in the middle of the afternoon, pointed up at the sky and said (with no small amount of horror) that the moon was visible, and then immediately passed out.

Surprisingly it's Rime that takes a loss this round because he fucking remembers that incident and how it became an inside joke that got repeated nearly every fucking day. Off come the underwear and he's the first to officially lose. And y'know what? The carpet does match the drapes, as Sage so eloquently points out. Rime flips him off and sits down, taking a swig of his whiskey and motioning for you all to play on. Unless he's distracting you? You certainly can't seem to keep your eyes off him ;) And for the the following rounds, he may or may not pull you into his lap. Cause he's gotta cover his dick somehow y'know? :)

If you are playing, take a loss here. We'll assume that puts you in your underwear.

If you aren't playing, reshuffle all the cards and redistribute them.

Sage chirps that while he's often assumed to be the idiot, there's been plenty of times where he very much isn't. You agree with him of course but no no no, he has to give an example. He once got into an hour-long argument with both Anisa and Felix where they kept insisting that penguins were a type of fish because they "swim too well to be birds". Felix and Anisa try to defend themselves but,, there,,, really isn't any defending that. The two are so flustered that they manage to tie a loss, so they both have to strip.

Felix keeps his butt firmly planted because he is not giving anyone here a chance to look at his dick. Is it because he's a little hard because he has an embarrassment kink? The answer isn't no. While he does pull his boxers off he also just drapes them over his lap while yelling at Sage for being a buffoon. He cannot and will not look you in the eye.

Anisa pulls her bra off and immediately throws it in Sage's face because he's a bastard! They agreed to not talk about that again!! It's a bit of a cold night so,, her nipples are kinda hard,,, hehe,,,,, she pulls of her underwear too and kinda just impulsively hands them to you. Why? I don't fucking know! If you have a panty fetish maybe it's for that. Maybe she has a panty fetish and wants you to have them. Maybe she just doesn't want them getting dirty on the floor. Either way the carpet matches the drapes - pink streak included.

If you aren't playing the game, then Sage wins!

If you are playing the game then you two go one-on-one. He tries to get you to fold but Anisa and Felix urge you not to. Sage argues that they're ganging up on him again just like they did years ago, and Anisa and Felix ignore him. You decide to listen to them and guess what! Sage's hand is fucking shit!

Alright. He's a gracious loser. I mean he isn't because Anisa and Felix cheated but hey he isn't gonna pass up a chance to be naked in front of you :3 so he oh-so-sweetly stands in front of you, puts his hands behind his back, and says he would love for his super-cute partner to do the honors :3 If you say no then he'll do it himself but he'll try to be funny and wind up putting the boxers on your head. I could say it's because he's drunk but,, he's also just,,, like that. Either way he picks you up and claims that you're the 'spoils of war'. Then just fucking leaves with you. His clothes are still at the fucking table. He does not care.

And so it's finally settled once and for all that All Of The Starsworn Are Fucking Idiots Who Care More About Embarrassing Each Other Than Staying Clothed.

[nikrangdan]

lovestruck!enhypen x reader

pairing: lovestruck!enhypen x reader

genre: FLUFF fluff Fluff

description: how enhypen would be if they became lovestruck by the reader ☹️☹️ this is such an adorable request!!!! itll vary for each member ur relationships so you’ll either be strangers or already dating etc.

a/n: idk if all of them are lovestruck exactly bc i just got carried away with the fluff for some of them and idky maknae line revolves around sleeping BUT IDC sleepy!enhypen is the best 😁

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HEESEUNG

u worked at a pretty popular clothing store

and well well well heeseung had shown up dressed very much your style so u were like

Wow who is this guy....

he was alone just looking around

and there were like 10 other people in the store but u wanted to talk to him so bad so u went up like

“hi, welcome! are u finding everything okay?”

he was looking through a rack of shirts and turned around when he heard u but WOW

when this man turned around he looked even better in person u couldnt believe it 😫

BUT IT SEEMS HE FELT THE SAME BC U SWEAR HE BECAME SO FLUSTERED WHEN HE TURNED AROUND

his eyes got so wide u almost laughed it was so cute ☹️

he stuttered and was like “oh um im okay”

Aw man

but u said “okay then! let me know if you need any help finding anything or if u wanna use a dressing room!” and u sent him ur nicest smile u could give

his eyes were still kinda wide open and u gave him one last look before turning around😢😢

BUT THEN HE SAID SOMETHING

“w-wait! actually.. um....uh.. do u.. do u guys have sweatpants..?”

u giggled to urself on the inside bc u knew he just made that up on the spot

“we do! here, follow me”

while u were showing him the clothes u guys had exchanged names and had some small talk

and that was the start of something very Beautiful

and since then he has been coming almost everyday to visit u at work 🤗🤗

JAY

jay swore he found new things about u to love every single day

and today wasnt an exception!!!!

u knew jay had been really tired and just worn out from work recently so u had decided to make him his favorite meal for dinner

a nice little surprise for when he got home ❤️

and also the anime he was watching ready on the tv for u two to watch together :(

u had literally been preparing all day and u even decided to go out and buy dessert too

AWESOMEST PERSON EVER U ARE!

it was 8pm already and jay should be getting home now

u set the table all neatly and put on one of his sweaters

AND WOULD U LOOK AT THAT HE GOT HOME AS SOON AS U WERE DONE

Fate 🔥🔥

romantic stuff like this wasnt really ur forte so this was out of the normal for u

but u wanted to do something for jay because he did stuff like this for u alot

the table isnt in view when u walk into the apartment so he wasnt able to see his dinner yet

“hi” you smile brightly and go up to hug him and give him a little kiss

he had his bad slung over one of his shoulders and he was taking his shoes off in the doorway after he closed it

“hey.. it smells pretty good in here” he gave you a tired smile while one of his arms was wrapped around your waist

“really? it smells normal to me” you giggled before walking to the kitchen area together

he stopped and looked at u with LITERAL HEARTS IN HIS EYES when he saw the table

jay: ❤️_❤️

“y/n..”

“surprise!!! you know im not good with words but i wanted to show you that i can cook” you laugh “and that i love you very much and im so proud of you”

jay doesnt say anything but instead drops his bag on the couch and gives u the Biggest Hug Ever

ur face is practically smushed in his chest and his hand is resting lovingly on ur hair :(((

he loves u so much im so sad

JAKE

“layla!!! layla where are you?” jake was yelling quite loudly in the massive park he was in the middle of

yeah jake lost layla.. uh oh

quite a coincidence you found the cutest dog you’d ever laid eyes on

and she seemed to love u very much

the dog had made u topple over and now she was excitedly playing with you while you were sat on the ground laughing to your hearts content

after a minute of playing you had got up because you knew she was somebodys lost dog and her owner was probably looking all over the park for her

“okay.. lets go find your owner before they have a heart attack” you giggle

just as you said that though, you heard a boys voice yell “LAYLA!!!!”

the dog next to you looked in his direction, tail wagging and tongue out, but she didnt move an inch from her spot next to you

it made me you laugh out loud

as you were watching the boy run up to you, you noticed how cute he actually was

Omg..... ur heart started beating a little faster

“hi..” the boy hunched over with his hands on his knees breathing very heavily “you have my dog”

“uh yeah” you laugh “sorry about that, she ran over to me a couple minutes ago and i was just about to go find her owner”

“its okay, thank you..” he trailed off to find out your name and finally looked up to meet your eyes

“y/n” you told him

“y/n” he repeated with a small grin on his face “im jake”

“hi jake” you lightheartedly give him your hand to shake and he chuckles before taking the offer

“and it was nice meeting you layla” you crouch down to meet her level and she licks your face making you fall on your butt

you laugh and jakes quick to help you up

“layla! thats not very nice” he jokingly scolds her and pets her head

after u got up u bid goodbye to the two before jake invited u to continue walking around the park AND HE EVEN BOUGHT U AN ICE CREAM

Is This A Date, Jake? 😫😫❤️❤️❤️❤️😳😛😛

SUNGHOON

“you should be more careful” you scold the boy sitting with you standing between his legs

sunghoon had apparently gotten elbowed in the face by his friend and scratched by his friends cat on accident????

“it wasn’t my fault! he turned around and i just happened to be in the way. and i didnt even do anything to the cat!” he whined

“i didnt say it was your fault. i said to be more careful.” you tried to sound stern

u knew ur logic was making no sense but u just thought it was so fun to mess with him

he let out a sigh and gave up, slouching over again

you were stood between his legs, wiping the blood away and applying ointment

“im just kidding, you’re so cute” one of your free hands comes up to rub his hair

a small grin pops up on his face and his arms come to rest on your waist

he looks up at you while you focus on tending to his wounds

and u guessed it WITH LITERAL HEARTS IN HIS EYES

❤️_❤️

“you know y/n” he begins

you hum in response, letting him know you���re listening

“im gonna marry you one day”

you freeze in your place

it took you a minute to collect yourself because you felt like your heart almost leaped out of your chest

“who says?” you joke

he leans up to give you a quick kiss on the lips before sitting back down

“me.”

SUNOO

you noticed sunoo had been really tired lately and u just wanted to make him feel better :((

the boys were going out and invited you two obviously but you could tell sunoo was iffy about going

“uhh..” you trail off and look over at sunoo who was laying on the couch

“you know what guys? i think me and sunoo are gonna stay home today.. you guys have fun though!” you bid goodbye to the other boys and they all understood and left

you dont even know if sunoo knew they had left already because when you walked over to him his tired eyes were glued on the tv

“hey” you leaned against the couch and looked down at him

“y/n? are we going soon?” his eyes move to the top of his head to look up at you

you start laughing and he literally goes 🤨???

“silly, they already left! so what do you wanna do?” you plop down next to him and he was in the process of sitting up

“what? when did they leave...” his mouth drops open

“like 2 minutes ago” you giggle, leaning back to rest your head

sunoo had sat still, pondering for a moment

“why did they leave us?” he turned to look at you

your eyes met his “well i figured you didnt wanna go... you didnt, right?”

he slowly shakes his head “how did you know?”

you give him a sneaky smile and jokingly push his arm “because i know you so well”

he laughs at this and leans his head on your shoulder

“wow y/n.. im impressed” he grins, snuggling into your arm

your other arm crosses over to pat him on the head, leaning your head to rest on top of his

“but thank you y/n..” his eyes slowly close to rest “im thankful for all the little things you notice about me”

u literally go 🥺

your hand goes down to squeeze his and he falls asleep peacefully on ur shoulder ☹️☹️☹️❤️

JUNGWON

“y/n..what is that” jungwons eyes can barely open as he tries to comprehend whats going on while hes waking up

you haphazardly tap around the bedside table trying to turn off the new alarm you set last night

and that new alarm was jungwon singing 🤗

“its you, dummy” your eyes were still closed but you turned to face jungwon and snuggled closer to him

“wha- where did you even get that???” he was almost fully awake now, staring down at your half asleep figure

you yawned before answering in your i-just-woke-up-and-i-should-probably-drink-some-water voice “remember when you sang me to sleep last week? yeah i was secretly recording you. no biggie” you pat his chest twice and leave your hand there, content with life at the moment Lol

“y/nnnn” he whines “change ittt i dont like it”

“you’re kidding.” you deadpan, shocked he would say such a thing!!! “jungwon you sound like an angel threw up on a field of flowers full of puppies and kittens! okay thats kinda weird maybe not that”

jungwon giggles a little and sits up so he can sit against the headboard while your head rests on his lap

“you like my singing that much?” you can hear the smile in his voice as he asks you

you finally pop one eye open to look up at him, a goofy grin in your face

“i love your singing”

his hands run through your hair and you let out a sigh at the feeling

jungwon doesnt say anything

all he does is admire you

you can feel his eyes on you so you open your eyes again (both this time🙏🏼) and meet his eyes

“i can feel you staring straight into the depths of my soul, jungwon”

he laughs at this, bring his other hand up to pinch your cheek

“i’ll sing for you whenever you want me to y/n”

NI-KI

“shut up sunghoon, hes sleeping” you whisper-scolded the boy

ni-ki was currently asleep on you

literally SPRAWLED all over your body and you were basically mummified

by nishimura riki

his legs were tangled in yours, his head shoved into your neck, and his arms were bent around you in ways you didnt know were humanly possible

“you literally have an alien taking a nap on you y/n” sunghoon deadpans before walking out the room

“when you’re asleep sunghoon i will send you into a spacecraft for the rest of your life so you can go see aliens for yourself”

“wowww im so scared y/n” the boy remarks and shuts the door

you half laugh and half scoff before turning your attention back to the ipad screen sitting on the bed infront of you

well

kind of infront of you because ni-ki’s acrobatic position was basically blocking the view

you were having a decent time watching the show playing, definitely not the most comfortable person on the planet at the moment

until you felt the body on top of you.. rumble?

you knew that feeling

ni-ki was laughing

HOW and WHY the hell was he laughing ?!!?!!?!

“what the hell?” you look down at him and his face is shoved near your shoulder but you caught a glimpse of his big smile

his laughter gets louder and you still dont have answers yet

“why are you laughing???? i thought you were sleeping?????” you try to push him off you but he was persistent in laughing in your shoulder (??)

after a couple minutes of you just letting this happen

ni-ki finally speaks!

“you’re so funny y/n” he finally pulls away from you and wipes his tears

“what are you even talking about... and how long were you awake, you sneaky kid” you poke his chest

he leans down again to hug your waist and start cuddling you again

“10 minutes”

“so you’re telling me i could’ve freed myself from that god awful demon EMBRACE you had me in 10 minutes ago???!!”

ni-ki starts laughing again and looks up at you

“thank you for threatening to send sunghoon to aliens for me y/n” he grins

you laugh, finally understanding what the boy had been going on about

“sunghoon deserved it”