#me wheeen!!!?

[callmerainman]

*jumping in a sunny field of flowers, rainbows and butterflies, giggling and twirling around after looking at the most childish, homicidal and misogynistic straight white man*

[unoisveimved-un-proffesional]

Smile Bomb

[watermel0ns-dumb-cringe]

The very violent urge to actually do the What I Know Now animatic idea it. Fits too damn well /vvpos

[kamimarroco]

A story where Ren suddenly starts chatting with you because he apparently cares about you staying up late at night. Not reviewed, may undergo corrections in the future.

Words: 1100+

“are you still awake?”

The vibration of your phone and the appearance of a notification startled you, almost making you drop the device. You looked closely at the top left corner of the screen and saw the time.

It is currently 2:35 in the morning.

People at this time are usually sleeping, and those who aren't are probably sorting out work issues or are insomniacs.

You didn't fit into either of them, since your irregularity was due to the fact that you were too stubborn.

A shame, really.

You didn't stand on ceremony and immediately clicked on the notification, being taken to the chat with an unknown person.

Well, not really an unknown person... Looking more carefully, your sleepy mind managed to rationalize and recognize who you were talking to.

Oh, it's Ren.

“yea but dw, i'll go to sleep soon”

You immediately saw him start writing after receiving your message.

“are you sure? that doesn't sound honest to me. you've been online a lot lately”

How long exactly has he been watching you to say that? Sure, it's possible to see when your profile is online because of the app's settings, but it makes you wonder if he's been watching you all this time.

“have you been watching me online?”, you ask without hesitation.

You feel him give a slight chuckle from the other side of the screen.

“haha maybe. but don't get me wrong, you really do spend a lot of time awake at night, and that makes me a lil worried”

You're torn between finding his statement strange or acknowledging your not-so-healthy habit. It's true, you're weird, anyone would find it at least slightly worrying that you spend so much time online in the early hours of the morning.

“and what about you? you are also online right now at this very moment”, you retort back, anxiety consuming you as you wait for his response.

He would be considered a hypocrite for finding your habit troubling if he does the exact same thing.

“i have a very valid reason for that. my routine makes me stay awake at night and sleep in the morning or afternoon”

Now you feel an arrow hitting right in the middle of your heart. Sure, of course he would have a good reason to be awake at this hour.

You are the only odd one out in this situation.

“i'm sorry about that, i felt defensive about my habit being called out”, you apologized, worried that your words had come across as rude to him.

“that's alright. it's 2:42 am, no hard feelings”

You felt relieved that he didn't resent your words, despite knowing that they did not convey the same intonation as in real life.

you're thinking too much (or too little), your emotions are starting to eat you up.

“but i still think you should sleep”, he sent a second message.

You felt like a child being scolded by your father, being called out for your unhealthy behavior. You felt your cheeks flush and shame enter your system.

“i already told you, i'll sleep soon”, even if he doesn't notice, you felt like a sullen child trying to explain yourself.

“wheeen?”

“by the holy of god Ren, i'm not some kind of child”, you felt the need to say his nickname (name?) for the first time, trying to emphasize your slight irritation.

This time it took him a while to answer you, seeming to process the fact that you called him by his name. You felt judged in some way for this, thinking that maybe you weren't close enough to call him that.

when did you get so soft? is it sleep that's making you think too much?

Just as you were about to text him an apology, he interrupted you.

“i know that, i just worry about you”, his message warmed your heart in a way you couldn't imagine.

That's… sweet of him. Worrying about you even though you two are just strangers on the internet who bump into each other every now and then.

Are you falling in love?

“i appreciate ur concern, but i know what i'm doing”

No, you don't.

He sent you a picture of a fox with one eyebrow raised, appearing to doubt your certainty.

That brought out a genuine laugh you didn't know you were holding back.

you're leaving yourself vulnerable around him.

“aaaw what a cutie fox!! <3”, you said, referring to the image received.

“it really is! do you like foxes?”

“yea i like them! they are cute and fluffy and i honestly feel like hugging them”

For a while, Ren seemed to forget the fact that you were awake and kept talking to you about random, unrelated topics. Neither of them really had any connection with the other, but one thing led to another.

You noticed how easy it is to talk to him. He has a fluid oratory and is always making associations with other things he knows.

You found yourself incredibly interested and captivated in the conversation you suddenly began having with this stranger.

is this a red flag? shouldn't you be more concerned about a sudden approach?

When you looked at the time on your phone, you realized it was already 3:56 am, almost four in the morning.

Jesus, did you really spend that much time talking to him?

Feeling the tiredness consume you completely, you (finally) felt it was time to let your body have some much-needed rest.

“hey i know we're still talking, but it's almost four in the morning…”, you began delicately, not wanting to give him the wrong idea that you didn't want to talk anymore.

why are you so concerned about what he thinks, in the first place?

“i don't want to let our conversation end here, so i thought we could continue it another time”

Nonono, stop this, you're falling into his trap

“i'm sorry about this, my body is really screaming for sleep”

You idiot.

Ren analyzed your messages a bit before giving a proper response.

“awe that's alright! i really wanted u to sleep in the first place, and i feel kind of guilty that i did a bad job xd”

“keeping u awake and everything”

You felt guilty for him feeling guilty because it wasn't his fault in the first place! You were the idiot who decided to stay up at night, so the damage was already done.

“nonono u didn't! i was the dumb one for staying awake until now”

“i really enjoyed our conversation tbh”

You sent it and already felt your eyelashes getting heavy.

“hehe me too! i look forward to our next conversations”

“but now u really need to sleep, so pls don't stay up too long <3”

Silly little guy. He really gets you, doesn't he?

You felt happy that you had at least met someone during your time awake at night.

[variousqueerthings]

hi hello the exorcist show for the ask game please!!! (hope you are well!)

AHHH HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO

awwyeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (also known as: the show of all fucking time that nobody watched before it was too late, including my good self but lbr they were never giving it a third season but does it matter???? we got two seasons of some of the most beautiful narrative you can imagine. chill im chill you know im chill gosh im so happy you watched this show still!)

my favorite female character ooh, this is interesting, because I never had a Fave fave out of all of them, but i think a toss-up between Angela Rance (duh, perhaps, my beloved Geena Davis), Mother Bernadette (i miss u babe), and Rose Cooper (head solidly on her shoulders as she navigates the utterly bizarre, adopts all the kids 😭😭😭)

my favorite male character YOU KNOW! HOW DIFFICULT! THIS IS! YOU KNOW I HAVE TO GO MARCUS BUT THEN TOMAS WOULD ALSO SAY MARCUS (but then Marcus would say Tomas, so forwards and backwards we go) - my midlands orphan who was groomed and abused by the Church to become an object/weapon, who has somehow maintained an inherent belief in People, in Goodness, and above all who will never ever let another child suffer on his watch!!!! who sees abused children and wants to save them!!!!!!!!! who is queer and deeply repressed (canonically this time, we say this about many a character, but Canonically!!!!) and working through it!!!! played by the beauteous and yet rugged Ben Daniels!!!! This character Did Things to my psyche forever and always, he is nestled softly in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my favorite book/season/etc Mmmmmmm there's only two to go for... I think........ argh. hm. ok. no. i can't do it. coward's way out. soz babe

my favorite episode (if its a tv show) me like, damn it's so episodic, what happened wheeen but ok in terms of Moments in the story: s1: when we properly discover who Angela is. the rug pull is so so good for me and pulls everything into focus as a Story! s2: toss up between "Marcus makes out with a sexy fisherman (called Peter!!) while Tomas embarks on The Horrors alone," and the finale............. gosh that s2 finale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my favorite cast member I've seen Ben Daniels onstage and it absolutely rocked my whole world, but I cannot go without shouting out Alfonso Herrera (yes, he of Sense8 fame to anyone reading this trying to connect the dots!) Geena Davis, and John Cho!!!! like!!!! this cast is fucking Stacked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my favorite ship Tomas/Marcus. whatever they are, they are everything to one another! which is the whole core of the show

a character I’d die defending Father Devon Bennett!!!!! I don't know if he needs defending from fandom, but holy cow the way we leave him is so so bleak it hurts my soul!!!!! can someone come save my baby boy 😭😭😭

a character I just can’t sympathize with Idk man. the demons? OH NO WAIT I KNOW FUCKN! MARIA WALTERS!!!! Truly a "ok sob story, still evil" kinda thing (which is the point, this woman!!! this fucking woman!!!!!!!) -- i do like how absolutely pathetic she was in a particular way I usually see in these powerhungry guys! girlboss! cancer killed the demon inside of her (lol)

a character I grew to love I'd say Mouse. I think the thing about Mouse is simply that we didn't get to the next part of her story, so she's In Potentia permanently. I also think it was a slight misstep to ground her in a past will-they-won't-they with Marcus, because it puts her into that fatal position of "oh so she's just a love interest after all" vs giving her her own journey, BUT! HOWEVER! She does have her own journey! very much so in fact! it's just that that wig Ben Daniels had in the flashbacks was fucking atrocious and you were maybe more interested in the current-day stuff on first watch but then on second watch she really came into her own for me, especially everything she was doing with Bennett! I wish we'd had more of them doing Stuff together! I wish we could have seen her and Tomas properly bonding!!!!!!!!!

my anti otp um. dunno really. Marcus and the wig. I wasn't necessarily compelled by Marcus and Mouse romantically either, I will say, but her hero-worshipping him and misreading it a certain way (she was a young nun, he was a mysterious exorcist), that I can get behind, especially since present-day Mouse is so Capable and Jaded, we like that journey for her

Anyway... that fucking show. forever in my mind. forever hurting my soul. forever waiting for a third season. forever recommending it because even without a full ending it's so so satisfying!

sry needed to add gifs of marcus touching tomas like he's precious

[1nd1gnant]

me when...me. me when when slab...me when slab...me wheeen

True.....

[ramsighting]

Me when

Me when

Me when

You when when when when you wheeen

[aestherin]

omg wheeen will he get a rerun i need scara to also be in an event soon, hopes are there

me rn. i need his weapon 🧎🧎🧎 (although funds are nowhere to be found 🤸🤸🤸)

[wagingmywarsbehindmyface]

Wheeen will sb cast Lily Collins in Audrey Hepburn’s biopic? This question will haunt me til I die or til sb will finally cast her 😓🥹

[sparklingchim]

ylm update wheeen 😩 (no pressure tho! take your time 🫡)

give me like one or two weeks !! m working on it <3

[keithornico]

Me when- wHeN- WhEN- *hic sob* WheEen- *sob sob*

[superhaught]

pt 2 of snow angel wheeen 🤨🤨

Right now! Sorry it took me so damn long. It hurt to work on believe it or not (I did this to myself).

Here it be

[eddiesghxst]

POF part nine wheeen omg you cant leave me hanging like thiss i need it😭😭😭

SOONLY STINK !!!��� IM ON A ROAD TRIP RN SO IM TYPING AWAY AND I AIM TO GET IT POSTED BEFORE THE WEEKEND IS OVER

[khonjinghouse]

Khonjin, the reason you're bombin' out there is because you're singin' Amore, and you're not Italian.

Let me show you how a master does it.

WHEEENN THE MOOON HIhhhhHAAHAHAH.,

whEEEN THE MOON HIIITS YOUR EEYES, LIIYKE A BIIIIGH PIIEEETZA PIYE,, hhTHAATS AMM

OGNOGHJHOIJ 🐅🐅🦍

Thatts am 🫖💨💨

WAIT. I can do it,

THAAATS AMMMOORREEYEYEYE,,

AYAAUYAAYUYAAAUMEEEEEYEYEAAAAhhuh.

Alright im done. I'm done with this

[clonememesfrikyeah]

A list of things Hardcase has said as a trooper with seniority:

The 501st runs on ORANGE FORCE!

No running in the hanger bay only sprinting

ARISE MY SON, RAAAHHHHH!

When you- you- you- when you- when- when- wheeen- hhuuhnhu.

*scuttling around like a spider* skeet skirt mother fuckers

HUZZAH!

Veloci-fuck off i gotta take a shit

You know who else’s C equals 8? Not mine, that’s for sure. I cant do math.

*old man smoker voice* God damn it my eye! What the fuuuuuck! When I see captain Rex I’m gonna have a little talk with him about you!

Get off my back old man.

If I get struck by lightning and start speaking backwards in Portuguese again I swear-.

Kix said I’m not allowed within a 30 radius or marbles, pennies, antique sculptures, cursed artifacts, expensive items, whirlpools and VHS players. Sorry, we can’t hang out today:/

WHO SHIT MY PANTS?!

My frontal lobe is unhappy with you

Imagine needing hair-.

I’ll be back, I gotta go take my government mandated twice daily dump

*over coms* We need Hot Dogs to the Hot Dog stand at the Hot Dog cart on the Hot Dog floor on the Hot Dog level at Hot Dog land asap over

Has anyone seen my hairbrush?

If your a hoe and you know it clap your ass-

I’m judging you for that rum raisin ice cream

We may have sent this one a little bit too fucking far, but it was funny.

WHOEVER IS CROP DUSTING THIS HANGER NEED TO GO SEE A DOCTOR FOR THAT NUCLEAR LEVEL DUSE YOU GOTTA DROP GOD DAMN LAY OFF THE DORITOS AND EAT A SALAD ONE IN A WHILE MAN! (It was absolutely him)

Me. You. Denny’s parking lot. 2am. We beef like 2 raccoons fighting over a scallop. You feeling me bruh?

*over ships speakers* We got someone with an allergy at the Hot Dog stand, their allergic to hots and dogs, over.

Your dead to me, now give my my butane torch and can of cooking spray back or so help me-

We don’t talk about Bruno, OR the munitions incident of ‘09.

It’s always; where’s the nearest fire extinguisher, but never how is the nearest fire extinguisher.

Nothing 22 shots of tequila and a good old fashioned cheeseburger can’t fix.

QUICK THE FLOOR IS LAVA

What do I look like a lobster ventriloquist?

Under sir is everything control-.

I will not be ceasing or desisting thank you very much.

We don’t need a radio to sight the ship, just polish up Jesse’s head till it’s shiny like a mirror and we’ll signal them the old fashioned way.

When I was little I was dropped in my head by a droid and it made me go cross eyed.

[starlytenight]

Hiiii! I hope I don't bother you, I just have a little question

What kind of relationship could have Fecto Elfilis and Galacta knight? No romance, more like Friends, brothers or enemies.

I like when they put the headcanon that they were one of the heroes of yore. But I know that your representation of the Hero of Yore is different. So I wanted to know what kind of relationship they would have Or at least if they know each other.

Nah, you're not bugging me at all! Different headcanons are fun. I just hope mine don't offend or upset anyone for being different. xD I have another friend who likes the idea of ol' Elfy being one of the heroes too and it's a fun idea honestly.

Ah, in my AU they will have an interesting relation, but it's not going to be one many expect. I can't get too much into it because it actually digs into something deep about my Galacta Knight. I can give a few small clues and those with keen eyes might figure it out.

The Forgotten Land saga is going to be a ride... wheeen I get there. :'>

They don't exactly know each other yet but when they do... You'll see. :) I can at least say Elfy will be amicable after the events since he and Elfilin are the same person and as per the events in the game the come back together, so yeah.