#me personallh

[memesandmusicalss]

icant,fucking do this today sleep maybe or killmyself what do qe think chat

[skunkox]

Apparently, the last hurricane didn't do enough damage to my area, so a second one has it out for you.

Really just hoping my power doesn't go out for long. The last time it happened, a candle broke and we struggled to put the fire out.. everyone and the house came out of it fine, but the fire extinguisher was not where it was when we moved in.

On the bright side, the flowers are about to be absolutely stunning.

[himbeaux-on-ice]

u have no idea how annoyed i was to stay up all that time last night, squinting at my screen and barely staying awake, just to watch the oilers score in overtime. like i fell asleep cranky like >:( but too drowsy to even post about it lol

[magnoliae]

watching a nitw analysis video rn and Im sooo mad theyre completely ignoring maes undiagnosed mental health crisis and saying she dropped out bc she wanted to be a kid again grrrr

[roseofdarkness0]

"...."

". . .'

Sluuuuuuuuuuurp

"Louisiana oh my god I will murder you"

"I thought you were agnostic?"

"AND I THOUGHT YOH WOULDNT BE DUMB ENOUGH TO START FIRE IN THE HOUSE IN STATE KNOWN FOR WILDFIRES"

"Well that's on you and I'm horribly offended you thought I wouldn't try to bake those cookies as fast as possible"

"He ain' wrong sha"

"Louisiana I swear I will-"

"Excuse me, is this your house?"

All three states stopped their bickering to look at the firefighter that approached with troubled look on his face. Hysterically, California recognised the 118 on red background of the helmet and prayed to all that could have mercy on him that LA wasn't working dispatch today.

They will be in deeper shit with Gov anyway and he wasn't looking forward to adding teasing on top of that.

Louisiana clearing his throat and Florida not so gentle nudge paused him back to the reality, blushing he cleared his throat and nodded.

"Yes that's our shared house, we have other roommates and such-but anyway, how bad is the damage?" Cal asked with hesitation clear in their voice.

"Well good news is that damage was swiftly contained just to the kitchen and parts of living room"

"But?"

"But, it is concerning that despite the sprinklers being installed, they didn't go off nor did the smoke alarm"

"Oh! I know why!" Florida spoke brightly which made even Loui a tad uneasy and Cal hoped for the earth to split open and swallow him whole, "I took the batteries out and messed with the system!"

"Mai sha!"

"I-what?"

"Flo!!!! Why???"

"It made shrilling noises when I tried to do open flame roast gator tail! And sprinklers only killed whatever fire I had going!" Florida huffed and pouted as he kicked some rocks away "and it was supposed to be nice surprise dinner for Loui!"

"Aww-"

"No!!! Not aww!!!! We have designated backyard area for stuff like this for a reason! And I know you you use it! Real reason Flo!" Cal glared at Florida, nostrils flaring in anger.

"..... Fine, late night booze making with few others which. When we were burning some of the flavours into alcohol the smoke detector would go off but we didn't want Gov on our asses so I messed with it"

"Of course you di-" Capitan interrupted Cal incoming rant and brought them back on to topic at hand.

"... Right that was very informative but I'm afraid I might need to get LAPD involved. At least to confirm that it was just cookies this time aaand if there was some alcohol making, then we'll, I sure hope it was for fuel" Captain gave them a smile and wink.

Louisiana chuckled at that whilst Florida did full body cackle.

"Like a true Minne¹! I like you funny man!'

"Wh-how did you-"

"HEY CAP!"

Group was once again startled by arrival of another firefighter who immediately got 'Cap' attention telling and pointing to something which gave the three states time to assess the situation and how to bullshit it to Gov.

Louisiana was content to just let Cal worry about all of that whilst he made sure that Florida wouldn't run off to bother one of his alligators² that arrived to the scene in the cop car which made the captain leave to greet them when their original distractor made... well, even bigger distraction.

"I knew I recognised your voices!" The man with strange birthmark over one of his eyes exclaimed triumphantly whilst pointing wildly at them. "I saw you two at some of the bars I bartender when I was in Louisiana and Florida!" Which, not like they could dispute it or anything cause he and Florida would be too drunk to remember anyway. "And you! I helped you" the young man pointed wildly at confused California "I helped you hitchhike away from your arson case! And that body over cliff burning! Man you gotta spill how you did that!"

Cal gaped, Florida froze, then gasped dramatically at Cal and Louisiana just raised his eyebrows at the new titbit of information they just received.

"uh well-"

"FLORIDA WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

"COOKIES!!!"

Well then, time to face the music-

"IN THE NAME OF ALL THATS HOLY WHY?!"

"BECAUSE SONIC!!!"

"WHAT?!"

"oH!!!! AND AND!!!" Florida pounced on Gov, nearly making them both tumble to the ground. "Cal may be a murderer! So we need more celebratory cookies!!!"

"W H A T ?!!!"

Or maybe he should just go to the nearest drive through for daiquiri

Florida: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

California: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Louisiana: FLOOR IT!!

Florida: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?

California: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Florida: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Louisiana: DO IT!

California: NO-

[solzer0]

Look I know that the Sanderson sisters were cruel I know that they were evil and they did awful things. But were they not once three little girls with no parents. Were they not three little girls in Salem who were different and thus treated with shame. Was Winnie not an older sister trying 2 keep what was left of her family together when they were trying to separate them. Were they not once three little girls in Salem and was that not a punishment enough?

[avatar-aaang]

I like how Shadow can say dammit so I propose we let Tails and/or Amy say fuck

[tossertozier]

Could people ask you how you were gonna go about finishing if you do eventually decide not to continue? That makes me sad, but I'm grateful you have other things that make you happier. & tfat has been a wild ride, and I'm so happy I got to read what I had

😢 it makes me wanna cry but i won’t fault anyone who rlly just wanted to know what was gonna happen.

i would say like nooo just wait but the truth is i just have no motivation. i can’t promise anything. if anyone wants to dm & get a run down on what the plan was, you can. i guess it would still be ok to read even if u know what’s coming sort of.

[ere-the-sun-rises]

I personallh think it's ideal for parents to be deeply involved in their kids' lives. After all, who better to provide you gudiance and advice? Who knows what to avoid or how to do something safely? Who has experience they can share? It's a liberating thing, being able to talk to a trusted adult about anything from bullying to sex.

But more than anything, it comes back to a simple fact - everyone can be a parent, but not everyone should be.

And as someone who had both an exemplary and atrocious parent, sometimes you've got to cut your losses. And for good parents who have bad parent spouses, trust me here - going along with your partner's shitty parenting to keep the peace is a trap. If they're wrong or overreacting, you have to defend your kids. Because one day that shitty partner will be gone, but your kids will not forget that you abandoned them when they needed you.

God I truly do not give a shit about "parents rights to be involved in their children's lives" It's not about safety its about abuse and transphobia

[curriebelle]

God I can’t believe.....Captain Marvel has trains and is gay...........this is a personal attaCK

[christopher-bryant]

the orville is star trek but with comedy

[miutonium]

Okay so hhh I've always wanted to make this ship chart thing for this AU since I do think there's a bit of difference between canon Utonium and him when he's younger. I also wanted to make it since I enjoyed doing the previous one here. I'm putting all of my thoughts and HC of them in College AU undercut just so it doesnt clutter yall feed :3 (also here's the template if anyone's interested on making their own version!)

I HC that he's more of a meek guy and doesnt really talk to people outside of his very small circle and field of interest. He doesn't have the same charisma as he does when he's a lot older. So for this AU, I wanted it to be more like Chloe helped him a lot on building his confidence and self-esteem.

So in every au I think of them (there's 2 rn, though I excluded the one in the canon timeline so like i guess it should be counted as 3?) I always like to change their dynamics just a bit. Where in the canon one is mostly Utonium is the one that plays a major role in changing Chloe's life, I decided to reverse the role and had Chloe having a huge role into becoming the confident man he is in the canon timeline.

I already talked about them here if anyone wants to know more about this AU but to put it simply, Chloe's is pretty much quite known in college because she talks to almost everyone and overall very friendly around people. And because of this nature of hers, when she met Utonium for the first time, her instinct is wanting to get to know him more since she doesn't have that many friends from the science stream and always wanted to befriend people the opposite of her. Though it's pretty challenging at first because Utonium's pretty socially awkward around people he didn't know and he gets easily flustered around girls too hhhh.

Anyway, most of the charts here based on them when they already date so it kind of didn't match Utonium's initial personality when they just met.

It took me a while to figure out what their personality and zodiac would be but I ended up making Utonium an INTP because I read this very cool analysis of PPG character here and it's very spot on with his personality. Utonium's overall personality also matches a Virgo where they tend to be hyperfocused and pretty passionate about their work to the point it has to be perfect (which is unfortunately totally me 😔😔😔 yes i am a Virghoe too) Chloe on the other hand didn't take me too long to figure out, I decided to make her birthday around the time I created her which was June 16th so that makes her a Gemini. I have to admit that i didn't know anything about zodiac and I looked up on Gemini's personality and it's actually very spot on??? A brief description of Geminis that I read is thay Geminis are flexible, extroverted and daring. They are considered to be a social butterfly due to their interest on socializing with others. As for flaws, they're indecisive, impulsive and quite nosy. And that actually sums out Chloe's personality hhhh

For pet names, it would be just the same as what they would call each other in the canon one. Utonium would just call her with the usual sweet pet name like honey and sweetheart, but when they're truly alone, he tends to call her Love. Chloe is a playful girl, so I feel that she would definitely call him Babe or Baby. When they're alone and it's a very intimate situation, she calls him Kenny because he's sensitive about people calling him with his first name and only people he really deems very close and knows him personallh would be able to call him with his first name.

Anyway I am very sleepy and happy I'm able to draw and make this jajdkala I'm going to sleep now and continue gushing about them later the moment I open my eyes hskskslql

[shychiori]

guys

HATE havIng hyperfixation s sometimes bc ill see someone being a bit hostile towards it and i start to feel NAUSEOUS and my HEART is breaking in pieces and then dies a million deaths over and over for an extended period of time. like that sad spongebob gif

[didnt-hear-cold-as-you-live]

ffor me when that feeling happens before its usually bc i havent eaten much in the past few days so like my body seems to like just not alert me to hunger so i forget to eat and like what i do personally when taht happens is like try to ease myself into eating more again (like i’ll have a drink that has some calories/etc. like chocolate milk or a smoothie) and then like yogurt or smth light until i start to feel more comfortable again and that seems to personallh get my body used to eating more again (as long as i like don’t have it as the only meal in taht day)

This makes sense and is v smart, thank you anon!!!! 💗💗

[bouncyirwin]

What's your favorite headcanon for Sakura that you simply MUST include in everything you write? What's a headcanon others have for her that you just personallh can't get behind and use?

That’s—an insanely good question. Thank you.

I thought about this a bit. Every Sakura I write is very in touch with her emotions and doesn’t shy away from her feelings. She’s always striving to understand herself. I think this is a frequent hc for me.

As for a hc I can’t get behind ... that Sakura is a very violent person! I do think she’s hot headed, and I know in canon she reacts with punching Naruto every time he annoys her, but I kind of just viewed it as a comic relief. I don’t headcanon her as a violent person.

Thank you for this ask!! 😚

Accepting Questions!

[thegeminisage]

5.03 of merlin aka thew death song ofd uther pedndragon. was so .uchn for me personallh

ih ahd to get ylup fornwater im pacing aroundd my kitxhen fanning my ownf ace