#me in 2k16

[oozedninjas]

Yum, baby, yum

Making out headcanons written in a not-so-headcanon format.

General verses /18+ / Ninja guys are in their mid to late twenties /NSFWish / MDNI

Donatello methodically builds up the heat as if it's a playful game for him. He kisses your shoulders, nibbles your neck, straddles you down, holding your body so close to him that you're sure he can feel every curve. He loves it when the heat of the kisses rises so much that you can't help but moan against his mouth. You're so cute for him. Hmm, more.

Leo moans into your mouth while keeping you straddled on his lap, shamelessly enjoying the friction of your crotch humping over his as his hands grope your ass. Sharing the same breath with you like this is otherworldly. Damn, you're so hot, so soft. He could keep it up for as long as time allows.

Raphael adores it when you’re the one who initiates the touching, gently stroking his head, pulling his bandana, craving the tiniest bit of attention. You're so needy for him, ain'tcha? Lovely. You sensually perch in his lap, and he groans when you grin over his hard, growing bulge. His kiss is wet and always deep, savoring your mouth like it’s the last thing he's gonna taste. You're so fucking delicious.

Mikey is obsessed with your little sighs and moans to the point where he takes pleasure in just listening to you. Prefers to lay down so that he can properly embrace you tightly against him, not leaving a scrap of space between your bodies. He sucks on your lips, nibbling at them, groping your body like he's been starving for it. And you let him handle you all he likes, like a little pretty doll, all for him, all the time, yum.

[victor-v]

i just found my notes from october 2016 when i first finished reading all for the game i hope the trojan girlfriends are ok yes they are 😭

[donnies-pop-tart]

would you ever go back to your Tech Support story?

I am endlessly amazed and flattered that people still enjoy that fic so many years later, it's incredible to me and I want to lovingly shake you all and drown you in my affection. But unfortunately, I don't think I'll ever pick up Tech Support again, despite how much I still love and adore Katrin and I do miss the bayverse boys very much. The muse required for that fic is not one I've felt since, and to be honest I have no idea where I would even go with it??

However... the insanely talented @afreakingdork and salacious @desceros have inspired in me a brand new nsfw fic for rise Donnie if that would garner any interest~? 👀 I highly recommend checking out their work if you haven't (and if either of yall see this I will be gushing in your inboxes soon because I am full of thoughts and feelings), but they gave me the writing bug and now I'm like 17 unpublished chapters deep in a soft/feminine kitsune!reader x Donnie fic that I have wretchedly filthy plans for as yet another work of personal catharsis.

So! No more Tech Support (that I can forsee) but perhaps something new (with much better writing)! But thank you for the ask! Still crazy to me that Tech Support hasn't totally fallen off into the ether, wild.

[deus-ex-mona]

it’s all about the ✨metaphors✨ man

[marklikely]

normally i dont care about things i like getting big on tiktok and think people complaining abt it sound really old and lame but i must say im not happy that people are now going to think i say demure for jokes because of tiktok

[aph-japan]

{A Summary of A Completely Different Fandoms' Experience}

Featuring: (Lost Time Memory's Route 1 x The Route-2 M.X.4.D (Announced 2k16) We Never Actually Got)

[mistbunny]

[blackbird-brewster]

From the archives...

I'm so sorry my hyped up self in 2016 decided to write this transcript in all caps -- but Tumblr won't let me edit legacy posts now. So here we are.

I'm actually glad I jotted this conversation down bc I didn't remember most of it until stumbling onto this post recently. God, my life in 2015-2016 was WILD. Out there living the dream.

(Still, wouldn't change a single thing about my current life tho)

I’M TOO EXCITED TO POST ABOUT MY WHOLE DAY JUST YET SO BASICALLY I ENDED UP WITH A HOOK UP TO VOLUNTEER FOR SKETCHFEST AND I GOT TO SEE SUPEREGO FOR FREE AND MEET PFT (AGAIN) AND THE CREW.

THEN I VOLUNTEERED FOR TAH BOTH SHOWS AND SOLD MY TICKETS.

AND I TOLD THE OTHER USHER I WANTED TO MEET PVB BECAUSE WE GOT TO CHAT WITH /EVERY/ OTHER CAST MEMBER.

AND I WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE AND SHE’S LIKE “HEY KIT!” AND PULLED ME IN THE BACK ALLEY AND THERE’S PVB SMOKING A CIG AND DRINKING A GLASS OF WINE. (OBVI)

ME: OH SHIT. HELLO! PVB: HI! YOUR FRIEND SAID YOU WANTED TO MEET ME! ME: YES, VERY MUCH SO! I’M A HUGE FAN. I MET YOU IN NEW ZELAND ACTUALLY. PVB: YES! I KNEW I RECOGNIZED YOU. YOU’RE FROM… ME: DALLAS PVB: WHY WERE YOU IN NZ?! ME: FOR TAH! I ACTUALLY MET MY GIRLFRIEND THROUGH TAH. BUT I WROTE THIS TO YOU IN A LETTER PVB: THAT WAS YOU ?! *HUG #1* ME: YEP! JV: *ENTERS ALLEY* HEY YOU MET KIT! PVB: YOU KNOW EACH OTHER? JV: SHE AND HER GIRLFRIEND LISTEN TO MY PODCAST! HOW DID MEGAN LIKE HER VIDEO? ME: SHE LOVED IT! JV: SHE SENT ME A THANK YOU BUT I HAVEN’T HAD TIME TO REPLY. ME: WELL SHE KNOWS YOU’RE BUSY PVB: SO WHY ARE YOU IN SAN FRAN? ME: JUST TO SEE YOU GUYS AND I ENDED UP VOLUNTEERING ALL DAY *HUG #2* PVB: YOU’RE SO SWEET ME: I’M ALSO THE ONE WITH THE BECAUSE I CAN TATTOO! *SHOWS* *HUG #3* PVB: OMG I REMEMBER THAT FROM TWITTER! THAT’S SO AMAZING! LOOK AT HOW PRETTY THAT IS! JV: OH I LIKE THAT ONE! ME: PAGET COULD I GET A PICTURE? PVB: ABSOLUTELY! JANET, TAKE OUR PICTURE! *HUG #4* JV: PAGET, NOW TAKE OURS *PVB USES MY PHONE TO TAKE PIC WITH JV* ME: OH LOOK AT THIS SOLID WHITE BACKGROUND! PVB: YOU SHOULD ADD A SUNSET! OR CLOUDS OR I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. ME: I’LL DO IT AND TWEET IT AT YOU! PVB: YEAH! ME: GRANDFATHERED IS AMAZING BTW. YOU SHOULD HAVE WON A PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARD. YOU REALLY CARRY THAT SHOW. PVB: OH MY GOD. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING! ME: OH JV, SO TURNS OUT MY CAR GOT STOLEN WHILE I WAS AT SPONTANEANATION LAST NIGHT PVB: WHUT! THAT’S TERRIBLE! STEVE CAR HAS BEEN STOLEN TWICE IN FRONT OF OUR HOUSE. JV: OH NO! ME: YEAH. WELL I’VE BEEN HOMELESS FOR A YEAR AND LIVED IN IT AND ONLY *JUST* TOOK ALL MY BELONGINGS OUT LAST MONTH PVB: YOU LIVED IN YOUR CAR FOR A YEAR? ME: …YEAH JV: SHE’S A CHAMP! *HUG #5* GAGS: *APPEARS* HEY! KIT! ME: HEY GAGS! PVB: (TO GAGS) ARE YOU GOING TO THE PARTY? WHERE’S PAUL? JV: HE’S ALREADY OUT FRONT PVB: OKAY, THANK YOU SO MUCH. I LOVE YOU, I’M SO GLAD WE MET! *HUG #6*

I AM SO DEAD. WE WERE JUST SMOKING CIGS AND SHOOTING THE SHIT! GOT HER AUTOGRAPH AND A PIC AND SHE TOOK A PIC OF ME AND JV AND B E S T D A Y E V E R!!

[oozedninjas]

Your Kinktober prompts are giving me LIFE! I'd love some feral Bay Michelangelo with these prompts -

I'm going to fucking ruin you.

Oh baby, you're drooling everywhere.

You know I could always get you off, right here, right now.

Action up to you! I'm just dying for some Bad Mikey 😈🧡

WARNINGS: NSFW | 18+ | MDNI | Facefucking | oral sex (male receiving) | humping | dirty talking | bad Mikey | Bayverse | female reader | Mikey is 25 and he loves your pretty mouth

Of course, it has to be at a Halloween party, because he loves the attention, and you love clichés. His dazzling smile from across the room eats you up, a confident grin that pours out as much desire as it does charm, with a glint of something dark in his eyes—something you know only you can see.

Mikey thrives on the only night of the year he can come out as a normal guy messing around. People gather around him. He’s funny, and he knows it. And you love that he can’t keep his eyes off you, despite all the other glances directed his way.

You move backward slowly, inviting him with your eyes. Chase me. Chase me. Chase me. He loves that too. You turn, your feet carrying you across the room and out to the balcony. People stare as you climb onto the roof, but no one gives a fuck. God, you love New York.

You’re lifting yourself over the top when he yanks you up. Your back hits the metal door of the rooftop storage room, cold and hard. You gasp, a smile breaking across your face.

"I knew you’d come," you pant. "You love it when I run from you."

Mikey laughs, the sound so sexy that you press your thighs together. "No," he says, gripping your chin, "I love it when I catch you."

He closes the gap between you, seizing your mouth in an urgent, demanding kiss. His thick tongue parts your lips, and you let him in, your own moving to his rhythm. Mikey bites your lip a bit too hard as he pulls away.

“Too bad we have to wait to get home,” you say, as this is usually what he does—works you up so fucking bad you could almost cry, only to reward your patience later. But tonight, something gleams in his gaze.

“Why wait? I could get you off right here, right now,” he says, leaning to whisper in your ear. “Just tell me how bad you want it.”

Your whole body tingles. Your breathing goes from heavy to desperate. “Very. Please…”

He tilts his head, the orange bandana hanging lazily to the side, and a bright spark of excitement lights his eyes. Mikey lets out a small, mischievous laugh. He lifts you up, pulling your dress out of the way. His huge hands grip your ass before he grinds against your drenched slit. You whimper, gripping the top edge of his plastron, digging your nails into the tender skin where it joins his chest. He hisses.

His own slick mixes with yours as he grinds over your clit, applying delicious pressure as he keeps the pace steady and hard. Your mouth hangs open as Mikey pauses just a second to push your underwear aside. The skin-to-skin contact has your head spinning.

“Aw, Angel, you’re drooling everywhere.”

You don’t care. Your body tenses as his grinding quickens, the knot in your belly finally bursting.

“Yes, yes, yes, fuck, it feels so good,” you slur, your back arching toward him.

He groans against your neck as his cock breaks free from the lower half of his plastron. Your mouth waters at the sight of it. You meet his gaze, filled with a hunger that matches your own.

“Feed me,” you whisper, half catching your breath.

Mikey curses under his breath and lets you down. Your boots hit the floor, and you stumble forward, hands on his chest just a second before sliding lower.

“Such a pretty whore, always starving for my cock,” he grits out.

You take him into your mouth, working down as much as you can without choking, but he grips your hair while you’re at it, thrusting once to test your limits. You glance up at him daringly. He chokes out a huff, his mouth twisting into a hot smirk.

“Cocky girl. You can take it, huh?” he says, thrusting back into your mouth, harder this time. You squeeze your eyes shut, adjusting to his tip grazing your throat. Fuck, you love it when he’s rough. 

“I’m gonna fuck your face so hard you’ll struggle to swallow it all. I’m gonna fucking ruin you.”

Your pussy clenches around nothing to his words. His pace turns cruel, hard, and relentless, and you feel the slick running down your chin. Your eyes water as his grip burns your scalp. Strong mutant hands. He’s so hot. Mikey frowns, mouth open as he comes, teeth gritted, spilling into your throat. You manage to swallow almost every drop. He pulls away, and you gasp for air as soon as you’re able.

You want him to fuck your desperate little cunt so bad it hurts. You want him to be rough, and you’ll plead for it if you have to—you have all night.

[otteroflore]

I started watching rock tumbling videos on youtube and 1. all of these people are the geologists in the XKCD comic but also 2. its very funny to watch them tumble rocks for 5 weeks and be like "well this one has some pits so its not perfect but it gives it character" sweetie its a rock. yeah it has imperfections, it came out of the ground!

man, the rock body standards are really getting to me. let rocks have pits 2k16

[noxiatoxia]

Long time no Chiaki Sim 2k16 v.2k24 update.

As always I make slight adjustments to the UI and animations...many such cases.

Also, I'm having trouble deciding how to make Souda speak. I'm going by the Japanese naming scheme but for some reason it feels physically wrong to make Souda refer to people as anything other than first names....but now it feels weird and out of place since he's the only one doing it. Should it be switched back to how he does it in the Japanese version to match everyone else? (last name no honorifics) (I'll still keep it as "Miss Sonia")

[theblueturtle]

If we're taking Bayverse then April was a child during the time she owned the turtles, so pretty much her dad owned them. I assume its like how my parents own our dogs and they refer to them as my siblings, but they're also my pets (if that makes any sense) so that would make April their sort of sister. Since splinter is like their father I gotta assume he's like Aprils adoptive dad by relation!

✨Stupid Turtle Thoughts - With Pepino✨

(This is going to be a random series of stupid questions I ask myself about different tmnt timelines)

So, in Bayverse, if the boys were April’s pets before they mutated, what are they now? Aren’t still technically her pets even if they’re larger than her? Because if she claimed she owned them before they were mutated, then it would make sense that they’d still be her pets. It’s weird but if she considers them her brothers, it wouldn’t exactly make sense because how do you go from owning them to claiming they’re your adoptive sibling? The switch doesn’t make entire sense to me. And Splinter too, wasn’t he also a pet because he was also in that same lab with the turtles, but I don’t think it’s cleared up that Splinter is? We only know that Leo, Raph, Donnie and Mikey are her pets and I’m not entirely sure if they actually cleared it up for Splinter.

(If you want to add anything you can reblog and write, just do not steal. 👍)

[blackberryandpeppermint]

I’m watching the ace attorney live action movie so you’re gonna have to hear my unhinged thoughts. Liveblog under the cut

God they made the whole spirit channeling sequence look horrifying. I heard that the movie was directed by a horror director and I can definitely see it. Also I love the detail that Mia and Maya were there it just makes it that much sadder. And the implication that Gregory intentionally lied to protect Miles ooof.

Love the parallels between Miles’s and Phoenix’s trials with miles being calm and collected and Phoenix being a hot mess. Also the Dee Vasquez cameo and the turnabout samurai reference. Also the trash confetti lol

I love that Von Karma randomly has a horse skull. Also the foreshadowing of him rubbing his shoulder.

Ooh I like getting to see Mia investigate dl6

Steel samurai jumpscare + Phoenix and Larry friendship

Phoenix why on earth would you pick up the murder weapon with your bare hands. Also Gumshoe!

The childhood flashback my heart 🥹🥹

Damn they really emphasize how grim the three day trial system is. Also von karma in the gallery is a nice touch

I know that the projector dropping was supposed to be dramatic but it was so over the top it made me laugh

What the fuck did they do to my boi red white. They made him emo😭😭. Also making him a reporter instead of a ceo is an interesting choice but clearly they wanted to simplify the case so the could focus on dl6

I love that dystopian future projector ™️ is apparently controlled by dramatic finger snaps and desk slams

And now he has a megaphone because reasons.

Phoenix screaming and tossing papers everywhere seems very in character

The project also comes with trumpet effects and virtual and real confetti good to know. Also maya sitting there deadpan with the confetti is way funnier than it should be

How did they manage to make the blue badger more terrifying

Damn Maya braking down and yelling at white was heart wrenching. Let Maya be angry 2k16

Ooh Phoenix and Maya deciding to investigate dl6 for Mia’s sake is the good shit.

The evidence room? The weapon a piece of evidence? Interesting. Wonder why they changed it since the circumstances of dl6 are so vital to the aa universe. Maybe they wanted to add suspense for longtime fans?

Also damn that cut to yogi and edgeworth

Of course the blue badger has a matching umbrella also him holding it for gumshoe lol

Also what is going on with Maya’s scarf

Lotta’s bedazzled camera. Love hippie lotta

Von karma and Phoenix awkwardly shaking hands

Edgeworth’s face when lotta said she wanted to be a witness

Nessie… well it is gourd lake… Gourdy!!!

What’s going on with Redd white lol. Why is he so edgy

“My cravat does not flutter” everyone collapses in shock

I appreciate that the high tech projects can be used as projectiles

Did yogi keep Polly in a fucking locker

The fucking tv in the flashback

How did they make dl6 even more convoluted

Phoenix talking very slowly to draw out the verdict is once again very in character

The empty husk of the blue badger inexplicably showing up to stop the verdict is the scariest thing I’ve seen in a long time

Polly shitting on the floor and demanding food while Phoenix tries to question her

The look on his face when Polly climbs on him

Damn I feel so bad for Yogi he didn’t deserve all that

Also the scene where he burned off his fingerprints was brutal

Also him training Polly the bird to say I love you so he could pretend his wife was still there was heartbreaking

Love Maya dramatically playing piano in the background

Phoenix shitting himself at Mia’s appearance

Von karmas motives make a lot less sense without the penalty

Larry crouching in anticipation lol

Paper stack ex machina

God damn that’s convoluted

Man is there anything that the future projected can’t do. Now it has bullet analyzing lasers

Also the gun firing because it bounced of yogis back is so stupid and so fucking funny

What the fuck is going on with those camera cuts with Von karma’s breakdown

Larry playing with the confetti is cute

I love the detail of the poor workers that have to sweep up the confetti

Phoenix wanting to take on yogis defense is really sweet and such a good characterization choice

Music swells on the worlds most homosexual handshake

Them yelling at Larry lol

Mayas suitcase is cute :)

Gay eye contact

Jamming ninja and engarde cameo at the very end

And one final objection to round us out

Overall I enjoyed it it was a fun time. Definitely super over the top but it’s ace attorney so it comes with the name. There was some things I didn’t like like the changing of the circumstances of dl6 and the lack of development with phoenix and Maya’s friendship but overall it was enjoyable

[malka-lisitsa]

Your dedication to your followers is really nice. Not a lot of people would be giving real money away for someone to have a chance to win something nice! You seem to do that pretty often with badges and other give-aways. It's nice to see someone so popular treating the people that made them that way so nicely. Good luck to everyone!

tbh i love doing giveaways because it lets me support one of my friends and also lets me support my followers and give them a chance for super nice things. Everyone likes to win! This kinda used to be a big thing in 2k12/2k16 when I was around last in the RPC and I really liked it. The thrill of participating and the chance to win!! I've done smaller ones here and there, but this is my first one with 4 winners! Im very excited to see who all wins!

The rpc is a vast community and the majority of it has welcomed me with open arms despite the fact that I don't play innocent, im very loudly opinionated and an elitist lmfao. I think that deserves the same kind of kindness given back. Even if we're not mutuals, I am thankful that youre here and I'm happy to put Katherine on your dash

[iheartchv]

May I request a love letter from TMNT 2k16 bayverse brothers for Ashleigh, and can you make it spicy 🔥

Dear Ashleigh,

Every night in my dreams, I see us in a lover's embrace that's as old as time. I see your face twisted in pleasure. I hear you whisper my name. I can feel your fingers and nails graze over my shoulders, down my arms, and your soft body against mine. I want that. I want you, not just on Valentine's day but for life. I'm in love with you. Be mine?

Forever yours, Leonardo💙

Ashleigh,

My heart isnt the only thing that's on fire for you. You drive me crazy with the way you bat your eyes at me, the way your hips swing when you walk. I want to pin you against a wall and just taste your lips, taste your neck, and every inch of you. You're so freaking beautiful, sexy, and everything in between.

Be my Valentine?

❤Raph

Dearest Ashleigh,

You make me feel like a volcano: hot and ready to explode. And no matter how hard I try, I just can't extinguish this burning desire I have for you. I want to add you to my bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and then multiply. For you on Valentine's Day, I want that for us.

Will you accept and be mine, my Valentine?

Yours, Donatello💜

Dear Ashleigh,

I love you more than anything in this world, even pizza. You're better than any art piece, better than any food. Why? Because nothing can compare to the beauty of your bare body when my fingers graze over you, and you taste so good, so sweet, that you're more addicting than anything I've ever tasted. I want you to be my chocolate covered Valentine, Angelcakes.

Love, Mikey🧡