#me at the party trying to seduce the random guy i just met to offer me a line of his stuff too.

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HYUNJIN for DAZED KOREA

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Mr. Big 

▸ Johnny x reader (CEO au) ▸ 1,438k words ▸ Smut, Fluff ▸ Unprotected attempted sex, they tried to have but Johnny wouldn’t fit, oral sex (female receiving), fingering, size difference, petite reader but its not described, Jaehyun cameo, Inspired by Mr. Big in Sex and the City hihi, maybe I’ll make this a full fic someday.  ▸ Requested, see anon request at the end of the drabble 

A rumor has been spreading in your office that the CEO is a very hot man who's recently had a divorce at a very young age. He is very much private and no one knew what he looked like except his secretary and his business partners. Word is, he is a young CEO and he is very business minded, ahead of his time, and a true gentleman. Mr. Big is what your office calls him. 

“Do you think Mr. Big will appear at the company’s Christmas party tonight? your friend asks you through the phone while you get ready for the said big party tonight. 

“I think, no. He’s a very busy guy, I’m sure he won’t waste his time with us” you said. 

“It’s a very extravagant party Y/n…” you listen to her theories about what he really looked like but the truth is you don’t care. The party may be big tonight, fancy and very exclusive, but you’re just going tonight because you wanted to see your ex, Jaehyun. 

The time has come and you’re about to enter the place and walk on the red carpet when someone tapped your shoulder, “excuse me miss, you dropped this” he hands you your handkerchief that seemed to have slipped on your hand and you thanked him with the nicest smile you have. 

“Do you have a date? Beautiful miss?” he asked. The handsome gentleman that’s in front of you right now is heaven sent because you just saw your ex with his date get out of a car, arms hooked, and… they look perfect together. 

 “Want to walk together? I’m Y/n, by the way” 

“Johnny. It’s a pleasure” 

The party went on and Johnny stayed by your side and kept you company. You didn’t expect to have a great time with a guy you just met tonight, you didn’t even know that someone so handsome like him worked in your company. He is very funny and outgoing, he listens to you whenever you tell him stuff that he doesn’t have any idea, and he says he thinks you do a lot of great things in this company.

Johnny became your unexpected date for tonight. Dancing under flashing lights and loud party music. He looked so handsome, dancing in his tux you thought. He taught you how to talk wine, which is very attractive when he does it. After a few glasses of wine and different kinds of alcohol, the gentleman offered you a nightcap in his apartment which you accepted of course. The truth is, you both know that he didn’t just offer you a nightcap, but he offered you a one night stand and you’re both up for it. 

Outside the lobby, you thought you were waiting for a cab but a fucking limousine parked in front of you, and Johnny opened the door for you. No one with your salary can afford a limousine and a Rolex watch that you just noticed now that all the party lights are gone. From that moment, you remembered what your friend said earlier. ‘Young CEO and a true gentleman’ you breathe in and breathe out quietly in your own corner, trying not to show that you’re actually nervous because the man sitting beside you might be Mr. Big. 

Which is basically your boss.  

“Why are you so far, come sit near me,” he thought you might figure it out already because you’re a smart girl. “I didn’t tell you because I know you will act like that. Listen, I don’t often do this. If that’s what you’re thinking. I don’t seduce my employees, you just happened tonight… And I very much enjoyed your company. Please don’t think too highly of me I’m-”

“Just a normal person who wants to attend the company’s Christmas party” you finished his sentence for him so he can stop worrying. “I’m just shocked. That’s all, the rumors are true then you looked so handsome” 

He blushed and patted the space near him. The ride to his apartment, or to wherever he’s taking you became warm and full of touching. Hands playing each other’s fingers, his other hand is placed on your thigh and he never stopped talking about the most random things. 

Your head hit the wall in Johnny’s big room as he kisses you hungrily, making a trail of your clothes from the entrance of his room until you reach his super king sized bed. You sat on the edge of the bed, waiting for Johnny to finish removing his slacks and see him just wearing his boxers briefs. When it finally happened, your jaw dropped as you scan his beautiful body, his tattoos suits him and the sunflower on his arm had your attention. 

“Condoms?” He asked before he joins you to bed. 

“Raw” you answered and the next thing you know he’s removing your panties while your legs dangle on the edge of the bed. He throws your panties somewhere, not caring where it lands, and went straight to kissing your thighs. Slowly he kneels in between your legs as you support your body with your propped shoulder. He wanted to eat you out, but you want him to fuck you already so you protest before his tongue licks your wet folds. 

“Okay” he whispers and proceeds to remove his boxers brief in front of you. You removed your bra but you cover your boobs with your arm, teasing him further before you two fuck. 

“You’re not fair, I want to see you” he tried removing your arm but you lost your mind when you saw his cock. His nickname 'Mr. Big' proceeds him well.

“It’s not yet fully hard-“

“Johnny, that won’t fit inside me” 

“That’s why I’m gonna make you so wet” he chuckles lowly and you both crawled to bed. He immediately kneels in between your legs, licks his fingers, and played with your slit while you lay comfortably and grip the sheets. Even his fingers feel so good already, it’s making you twist and turn, moan so loud and clench and unclench. 

When he stopped making you wet using his fingers, he grabs his cock and slides his head up and down on your slit. “You look so hot” he says as he continues, “ready?” 

You breathed heavily and ready yourself for his big cock. You watch him line it on your entrance and, “oh slowly-“ you moan out. But he was so big and you’re so tight for him that Johnny himself is having a hard time sliding in so he pulls his head out and licks your slit for a few minutes until he can hear wet sounds and he can slurp some of your pussy juices already. He saw what his mouth does to you and the effect was like a wave crashing onto you, too much pleasure, oh he knows how to eat pussy. “Sorry. I had to make sure” he then lines his cock again, push slowly, and thankfully it’s sliding smoothly now. 

But

“Johnny stop-“ he did immediately but he did not pull out. He watched you breathe heavily as you take your time which is fine with him of course. “Okay continue” it was practically a moan, and he did continue as soon as you gave him the permission. 

When his cock is half in already, you stopped him again with your hand and let out soft, “ouch. John-“

The moment he heard the word ‘ouch’ he pulled out slowly and said his sorry over and over again like the gentleman that he is. He kissed your lower abdomen, your knees, your thighs, caress your skin until he feels you relax again. “I’m sorry” he whispers beside your ear and laid beside you, “we don’t need to continue and have sex, I’m sorry” his strong arms cages you with a tight embrace while he still showers you with loving kisses. 

When it’s all quiet again, you and Johnny stayed in bed, bodies to bodies and enjoying each other’s presence. The fact that he has someone to share this big bed tonight is better than sex if he’s being honest. He loves how you trace his tattoos on his chest, draw small circles on them and let out a soft giggle whenever he gets tickled. 

What a big baby, you thought. 

From there on you and Mr. Big had a secret relationship and you come home to him every night. It doesn’t matter if he can’t have sex with you whenever he’s horny, what matters is he has someone who truly cared for him from now on. 

The sex can wait. 

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Dear Anon, I had fun plotting! Thank you for this request. 

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I Don’t Know (Ft. G Dragon and MINO) (1)

Part 1

When Jiyong goes for Mino’s party, he sees someone he never expected to see

Hiii! So, it’s been a while since I’ve posted and that’s because I’ve been working on a series:)) It’ll be updated once a week, every Friday! No specific time though lol. It’s something different for me, so I hope you really like it! It’s an AUish thing where Jiyong has a younger sister and you’re her best friend! Featuring my OC Mirae as the Best friend. Just saying, it’s not related to any of the scenarios I’ve written so far. Please do leave me some comments or asks! I love receiving them! It’s also a bit of a love triangle situation, so yeah :)) There will be eventual smut in this series. 

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Word Count: 2131

 WARNINGS: Nothing in this part really. Rejection maybe?

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“Y/N, I think you’re just confused.”

You laughed, unable to keep the bitterness from it.

“Jiyong, I’ve liked you for years. Years. I’ve tried everything. I’ve tried getting over you. I’ve tried rebounds. I’ve tried denial. I’ve tried avoiding you. None of it works. I know I’m definitely not confused. Kwon Jiyong, I like you.”

He paused and looked at you with dead serious eyes.

“Well, I’m sorry, but I don’t feel the same way.”

You felt your heart break, little by little.

“Jiyong, I thought there was something here. Was it all me?”

He shook his head.

“I’ve never felt that way about you Y/N, and I’m never going to.”

He got up to leave, but you grabbed his hand.

“Why? What is it about me that makes you feel like you’ll never like me?”

He shot you a scathing and pitying look at the same time.

“Everything.”

And he got up and left you there, alone at the diner at 2 am, slightly tipsy.

Half an hour later, you got a text from him

“Y/N, I don’t think we should talk anymore.”

And god it hurt, it hurt so much. And you knew you still liked him, even after all that.

 You still liked him, but you knew he would never see you that way. He had made that abundantly clear. So, you stopped hanging out at places he would go to. He never asked you to, but you didn’t want to see him. It would make things a million times worse. You avoided him like the plague. You stopped going to parties he would be there for. You became a recluse and the only one allowed into your shell was Mirae. She didn’t know who the guy was. She just knew what happened and how that made you feel. And she was there for you every step of the way. She would have been supportive of you liking him. You just didn’t tell her because you didn’t want her to be caught in an awkward place if you were rejected by her brother, which you were. You avoided him so much that you didn’t see him for three years after that. Even though you live in the same city. Those three years, you dedicated to you. You still liked him, but you buried that at the back of your mind, forgetting that it existed. Out of sight, out of mind. You were your priority. Which is why, when you met Mino, things were different. You were determined not to let Jiyong ruin this aspect of your life as well.

 You met Mino when you were walking your dog and your dog got away from you only to attack Mino with cuddles. That’s when you offered to buy him coffee to make up for it. He laughed and said that there wasn’t much to make up for and he prefers tea anyway. The moment he said that, you knew you had to find out more, because you were a tea person too. You were just about to offer to buy him tea at this great place you knew when he interrupted your thoughts with a light cough and a small blush.

“Actually, I’m a little messy right now, so I have to go home and change. Do you want to come home with me? I make a great cup of tea. Of course, no pressure, but”

You cut him off. You didn’t usually like to go random places with strangers, but you decided, on a whim, that this guy was worth getting to know. And you were right.

“I’d like that. I’m Y/N. Please to meet you.”

With an adorably shy smile, he responded.

“I’m Minho.”

 Mino liked you, right from the start, but you were a lot more cautious when it came to liking people in general. And the thing is, Mino wasn’t like any of your rebounds. You cared about him. He was a really nice guy. So completely refreshingly different from Jiyong. Mino was sweet, adorably nervous and Jiyong just oozed cold confidence, the utmost surety in anything he did. You weren’t comparing. You didn’t even think about Jiyong anymore. Mino had given you the ability to forget him. For the first time in seven years, you stopped liking Jiyong. Which is why things with Mino were different.

 You were just friends with Mino. Close friends. But one day, things changed. It was his birthday. There was going to be a party in the night. You went over a little earlier to spend some time with him and give him his present. He knew you were going to. Which is why he was so nervous. Because he planned on asking you out that night. He knew it was a bad idea. If you rejected him, on his birthday, it would really suck. And he was having second thoughts about it until you walked through the front door. You were wearing an oversized t shirt and some shorts, and you had a gigantic bag with you. You would change into your clothes for the party later. You wanted to be comfortable around him. And you took his breath away. You always did. What you were wearing never mattered. He knew he had to tell you.

“Hey hon, I got you brownies. And that’s not even your birthday gift.” (You had a habit of calling people terms of endearment.)

Before you could turn around and tell him about his birthday gift, that you were super excited about, he grabbed you hand and turned you around, so that you were facing him. One look at him and you could tell that he was nervous.

“Hey, what’s wrong Minho?”

He took in a couple of deep breaths, telling himself that he should just get it over and done with.

“Y/N, I like you. Will you go out with me?”

You froze. You knew he liked you. And if he had asked you any earlier, you would have said no, because you didn’t want him to get hurt because of your unresolved issues. But you were sure now, Mino helped you get over Jiyong. Because without even thinking about it, Jiyong stopped being a suppressed part of you that you never thought about. The part of you that was toxic for yourself. And just left. It was gone. For the first time in years, you took out that old phone where Jiyong texted you about not talking anymore. Whenever you used to look it, it always used to hurt. But now, you felt nothing. You were taking a bit of time to answer without realising it, and suddenly, you looked up, realising that Minho had stopped holding your hand. His face had fallen. It was obvious what he thought you were going to say.

“No, it’s okay Y/N. Don’t worry. I get it.”

“What? Minho, no, listen to me.”

“I know what you’re going to say.”

You couldn’t stop the light smile from appearing on your face.

“Why do you look so sad if you know I’m saying yes?”

It took him a second to register what you were saying and when he did, he jumped up, eyes lit up and mouth wide open.

“Wait, Y/N, are you saying?”

“Yes, Song Minho. I like you. And I would love to go out with you.”

And before you knew what was happening, he lifted you up with one arm around your waist, the other cupping your cheek and kissing you.

 You got ready for the party after that. Minho was adorably hyped about introducing you as his girlfriend to all his friends. You put on your dress. It was a teal satin slip dress, with spaghetti straps and a cowl neck, with only two straps criss-crossing for a back. Yeah, you were planning on seducing Minho earlier but now you didn’t have to. It went down till the middle of your thighs, and you were wearing black thigh high net stockings with it with these gorgeously strappy black heels. You put on some minimal gold jewellery and you stepped out of the room, to show Minho, wanting to know what he thought. He was in the living room, in some ripped jeans, a black vest and a Burberry blazer. He looked great, especially since he brought out the lip piercing and his really nice Burberry tartan boots. Suddenly, you felt rather shy. Coughing softly to get his attention, you waited for him to turn around. Mino was on the phone with a friend, giving him directions to his apartment when he heard you cough and he turned out. He was mind blown. God, you looked so fucking beautiful. He was speechless.

“Yeah, I’ll have to call you back.”

And he cut the call, looking at you in awe. You felt a little shy.

“Is this a bit too much Minho? Should I change?”

“What?! No, Y/N, so look stunning. Change if you’re uncomfortable, of course, but I think you look amazing.”

You turned around, letting him see the backless part of the dress.

“You don’t think this is too much?”

He came up to you from behind and wrapped his arms around your waist, pressing a gentle kiss at the nape of your neck.

“I think it’s lovely.”

You blushed. You liked your outfit, but something didn’t seem right to you. you turned around and looked at Mino. Bingo. You knew what was missing. Sounding a little sheepish, you asked him,

“Minho, can I borrow a black leather jacket to go with this?”

His eyes lit up.

“Sure Y/N.”

He loved it when you wore his clothes.

�� The party was going great and Mino was so excited and happy the whole night. He was so happy things worked out. He was busy introducing you to all his friends, and you were so busy trying to talk to them and remember their names that you didn’t realise that someone you knew has just walked in.

 Jiyong walked in a little late, because he had to go pick up a present for Mino. He knew it was a little lazy, but he just picked a good bottle of wine. Mino was like a brother to him. He could just pick up something nicer for him later. As he smiled at the people he knew and got himself settled with a drink, he tried searching for Mino, wanting to wish him in person. He smiled when he saw him. He had the brightest smile Jiyong had ever seen on his face. He was talking to a few of his friends, blushing a little at something one of them said. There was someone else there with them too. A girl. Jiyong could see her heels and a bit of her hair through the crowd. The crowd parted a little. Okay, wow. A really hot girl. He still couldn’t see her face because of Mino’s friends, but he could see that Mino was looking at the girl with pure adoration and had his arm wrapped around her waist. Jiyong smiled. Maybe Mino had finally gotten a girlfriend. Good. Jiyong was happy for him.

 Mino suddenly turned and saw Jiyong. His face lit up and he grabbed your hand and wove through the crowd.

“Hyung, I’m so glad you’re here!”

Jiyong raised his glass and leaned in for a hug.

“Happy Birthday Mino!”

Mino smiled and finally helped you through the crowd. He turned to Jiyong, beaming, and said,

“Hyung, meet my girlfriend Y/N.”

 Both of you were in shock.

You recovered pretty quickly and smiled, extending a hand to greet him. Did you want to see him? No. But did that change the way you felt? No.

You smiled and said,

“Hi. I’m Y/N,”

and you were about to introduce yourself when he turned to Mino, and said,

“Sorry, Mino. Give me a few minutes.”

Grabbed your hand, and yanked you away, onto the balcony.

He grabbed your hand so hard that it hurt.

“What the hell GD?”

His face twisted in confusion.

“GD? When have you ever called me that?”

“We’re practically strangers to each other. What else would I call you?”

His face darkened with an uninterpretable expression.

“Why’re you here? How did you meet him? Why did you disappear? I tried texting you and calling you, but you blocked me.”

“New number. And why did you call?”

“Why didn’t you come home?”

“I didn’t want to see you.”

“You hate me that much?”

“Yes.”

“This isn’t you.”

“You don’t know me.”

“Does Mirae know?”

“Yeah, she loves Minho.”

Minho walked out onto the balcony, for the first time being vaguely assertive. He was worried about you.

He wrapped his arms around you protectively and raised an eyebrow,

“What’s going on? You know Y/N, hyung?”

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🎰 uhhhhh yes

Send 🎰 for me to put our muses into a random list generator then post the first five as potential ships!

My Muses:

Daphne

Millie

Lyra

Blaise

Lucius

Yours: 

Elle

Jumin

Tom Riddle Jr

Marie-Jolie

María

Daphne/Elle - oof, idk if Daphne would be caught dead talking to Elle purely because she’s a puff, but I see that maybe they work together on a project and Daphne actually finds Elle quite endearing and would suddenly die for her? Daph is definitely in the closet too, her sexuality not being something shes understands until she’s older so probably unlikely friends turned lovers when they’re older? 

Millie/Elle - maybe I’m just unoriginal but it’d probably be the same deal with Daphne lmao but i think that Millie would understand Elle better, knowing what it’s like to have your own mind as your greatest enemy. but aw man, millie would love dating a baker, i think it’d very much change her attitude towards food and you can catch her in the kitchen with Elle, helping her or just watching her bake :3

Lyra/Elle - oh they definitely met in pre-med/healing school, not really quite existing in each other’s worlds prior to that. Lyra is even upset when Elle fails and is kicked out, having hoped that they would one day practice med/healing together. She stays friends with her, being there for her during her breakdown. Lyra is Elle’s biggest fan and wants to see her succeed after everything. Somewhere along the line, in their moments of vulnerability, the two fall in love and it’s all happy and gay and we stan. It’d be a v cute pairing. 

Blaise/Elle - knowing Blaise and how he is in relationships, this would be a very fleeting love affair. He’d leave Elle with more damage than there was before. It’d be either secret dating during school where Blaise is too ashamed to tell his friends about Elle or something when they’re older where Blaise realises that dating her doesn’t really give him much advantage over life so he ends it.

Lucius/Elle - just keep her away from this one LOL, no good comes of Lucius. He’d consider her too plain and damaged to even entertain smh

Daphne/Jumin - yes, yes, yes. Jumin is Daphne’s ideal husband. You know they will meet at some hoity toity upper class party (if they weren’t already best friends in Hogwarts) and Daphne would be trying her best to get that ring on her finger lol

Millie/Jumin - oh, Millie runs the same circles as Daphne but she’d never pull a guy like Jumin - right? If it happened when they were younger, ultimately Millie’s low self-esteem would ruin it but as an adult she’d just be bomb af. She’s an independent woman that don’t need no man and probably takes little interest in Jumin, not to say she’s not attracted, just that she’s not into chasing coattails

Lyra/Jumin – Lyra would rock Jumin’s world lmao. In spite of her status and earlier actions, she’s very much for the people and wants everyone to be happy, healthy and safe so you bet she’d combat Jumin’s philosophies. They’d meet at some hospital fundraiser and date for a time if he lets her close enough but I feel like ultimately their conflicting philosophies would be grounds for break up.

Blaise/Jumin – Blaise is everything that Jumin is distrustful of, a man who wants nothing more to succeed and will do anything it takes to get there. Blaise would probably be an up and coming business man trying to climb his way out of his hole. Jumin would probably be suspicious of him because of his mother’s reputation. Anyway, I think this would be a disaster ship lmao, Blaise would probably genuinely fall in love and get his heart broken :’(

Lucius/Jumin – they’d be good friends with the same ideologies carrying them through life. You bet they’ll be partners in business, possibly crime too. Knowing Lucius, I think this would be a sex based relationship, though idk if Jumin floats that way or would tolerate being used but ye. Ultimately, Lucius ill always end up with a woman because they can have babies lol

Daphne/Tom – honestly just see Tom using her as a method of getting in with the purebloods lol he’d use a lot of flattery and win her over – same age verse obviously

Millie/Tom – idk why, maybe I’m just awful, but Tom would take all her vulnerability and manipulate her into doing whatever he wanted. It’d be a terrible, toxic relationship with Millie doing everything she could to please him but ultimately she can’t offer what others could cause she’s only a half-blood – ooh, another take would be that she rules along side him and manipulates her into siding with him to take revenge

Lyra/Tom – honestly, Lyra would be one of those stupid enough to believe Tom could love her. She’d keep trying to search for the good in him and try to get him to be a better person. but otherwise lyra’s just gonna be a good kid and serve the dark lord cause that’s what she’s supposed to do (and she’s scared of dying)

Blaise/Tom – all the promises of power would seduce him and Blaise would be another plaything/servant for voldy lmao but like tbh in my head blaise is a top so if he could get tom then he’d enjoy that v much, maybe a pair that tries to take over the world together

Lucius/Tom – let’s be honest, we all know Lucius Malfoy gets on his knees for voldy lmao I just don’t think any of my muses would match Tom for romantic shipping and just be played by him smh

Daphne/Marie-Jolie – I think daphne would adore her sense of style, certainly have that ‘I don’t know if I want to be on her or be her’ mindset lol, they’d probably be casual friends? I don’t know enough to say about shipping

Millie/Marie-Jolie – I think Marie-Jolie would inspire Millie so much and would make her shed her mean demeanour.

Lyra/Marie-Jolie – oh they’d meet on her travels and be passing friends I think

For both Lucius and Blaise they need someone to screw or they’re not so interested lol. You can guarantee that Lucius would try and harness her power or do something stupid tho

My brain won’t work for Daphne and Millie but they’d love to date her lol, Millie defs needs someone to take care of her so mama bear her

Lyra/María – they’d meet on Lyra’s travels and Lyra would fall in love

Blaise/Maria – yo, Blaise would probably try to get in her pants and be eaten lmao

Lucius/María – I have doubts their relationship would be good, probably trying to get her on Voldy’s side of the war

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Part 2 of why the pjo movies shouldn’t exist, and now that they do, you should refrain from watching.

Continuation to my post before last. (Yes, I got through the rest of it, I’m surprised too, and not mentally stable)

(After Percy gets healed by the water)

If you saw my other post you know that I turned it off during the capture the flag scene, the whole movie is incredible horrible so I was wondering why that scene was even worse, so I broke it down;

Percy and Annabeth are on opposing teams.

Percy’s a better sword fighter than three people from the other team combined. (Who Luke had said to be sons of Ares)

Annabeth was the only one gaurding her flag.

Needless to say, Percy didn’t get guarding duty, like in the books.

I already mentioned Annabeth’s speach, so unlike her it’s not ok.

She’s been training for five years, but if we take her movie age, at least nine. Yet Percy is almost as good as her.

She should be using a dagger, Luke’s dagger, not a sword.

Everyone has the exact same sword, although Percy has Riptide, other than the pen feature it’s the same as everyone else’s.

Needless to mention swords are the only weapon being used.

Everyone has the exact same shield.

Annabeth and Percy are fighting and people are just watching. That’s not how capture the flag works.

^^^ No one’s trying to steal the flag, neither flag in fact, when it’s clear the blue flag (Percy’s team) is poorly guarded, if at all.

Still no Clarisse, still no electric spear.

Percy beats Annabeth in combat.

Percy just raises the flag and suddenly they won.

There was no claiming. Spoiler alert: In the whole movie.

And now, to my normal form of complaining opinion experessing.

Where are the tables?

Or the magic food??

Or the burnt offerings???

Percy’s supposed to feel alone seating at the Poseidon table.

Nymphs are suddenly horny teenage girls that throw parties I guess.

What even is supposed to be her place? They live in trees.

Grover’s suddenly also a horny teenager. You already threw away his personality a little more won’t matter I suppose.

Percy is not happy about being a hero.

Annabeth is smart enough to know that. She doesn’t think he’s all ‘victorious and got the fame up his head’

WHY WOULD HADES WANT THE LIGHTING BOLT.

Also, why would he appear in flames in the middle of dinner.

Chiron’s protective instinctives don’t exist.

Good to know the Oracle is as exsistent as the Big House.

Percy Jackson would never sneak out of camp.

Grover Underwood would never agree.

Annabeth Chase would never accompany them.

Not their 12 year old selves or however old they are supposed to be.

Luke has technology.

Luke hides bolt in shield because he just happens to know that they’re sneaking out of camp today.

He also happens to have a pair of flying shoes from his dad who he has never met.

And a magic, super convenient map. Also from his dad.

Luke Castellan is smart enough to not mention that he hates his dad in front of them. Specially Annabeth, who he knows how smart she is.

They stumble upon Aunt Em’s in plain daylight, because the map says they have to.

Oh yeah, forgot to tell you, Percy never destroyed national monuments, which never led to him getting magic pearls.

They also never go to the water park.

They never meet Ares, or Aphrodite.

We never learn about Annabeth’s phobia of spiders.

Their actual quest is getting the pearls that will get them out of the underworld, because Luke oh-so-conveniently knew exactly that they would do that.

Not Grover who fought so much to get Annabeth, Luke, and Thalia to camp. Not Annabeth, who survived on the streets when she was seven. Not even a first-quest Percy would suggest to split up. Much less agree.

Percy has a phone.

Medusa doesn’t try to trick them or anything she just straight up goes, I’mma turn ya to stone.

Apparently the temptation to look Medusa in the eyes is too much so this random woman does and turns to stone.

Medusa’s horny af.

I would make a comment on the fact that’s it’s for Annabeth, but like, other than the not-really-actually-exsisting age gap.... they’re Greek.

“Yeah, I’m just gonna seduce this girl into opening her eyes”

Percy decapitates Medusa with pretty much no problem.

Grover can drive.

Grover found a truck, with vines all over it, found the key, and knew how to drive not to mention the car actually worked.

Percy can drive.

Magic seat changing between one scene and the other.

They can afford a hotel.

They can also check in the hotel without being questioned.

They keep Medusa’s head in a sink, in the bathroom. They also got ice for it.

They keep their curtains open.

More Percy just seating underwater doing nothing.

Percy can now heal other with water.

Apparently the gods are forbidden to communicate with their kids.

Producer: Sir, here it says that Annebth likes architecture. We should mention that. Director: Have her go ‘woah’ when she sees a monument. Producer: You’re a genius.

Annabeth sneaks into the boys bathroom in the middle of the day and no one notices.

No one checks, or cleans the bathrooms at the end of the day.

Annabeth has a computer which she uses to video chat Luke.

Luke’s flying shoe gift work perfectly. And even though he said it might take “a little practice” Percy can almost master them.

Hydras can look like/poses people.

Percy. Pays. Attention. To. Chiron’s. Class.

Perseus Jackson knows that you can’t cut a Hydra’s head.

Movie Percy Jackson single handedly cuts all seven Hydra heads before they can regenerate.

Good thing only nine grew back.

Also convenient that Grover carries Medusa’s head around.

Medusa can also turn monsters to stone??? I’m not sure if that one’s canon or not.

Magic map says Lotus hotel because magic pearl ends up here.

The Lotua hotel is NOT suppose to look like... that.

Annabeth wouldn’t take food from such a sketchy place.

Grover would detect that there’s something wrong with the food at least.

That’s is not how the magic of the Lotus casino works.

Friendly reminder that Grover has no personality or emotions other than horny.

And there goes Poseidon speaking in Percy’s mind again.

There’s people chasing after Percy who we never actually learn who they are??

Percy, back to his senses, doesn’t find anything weird about this guy knowing his last name.

Car that was on display is completely functional with no protection for people to steal, and the keys are right there.

Somehow rushing out Percy grabbed the pearl that was oh-so-conveniently next to him when he got back to his senses.

Magic seat changing between one scene and the other part 2.

Part 3.

We never know where they parked the car, as far as we know it’s in the middle of a mountain.

There’s Ancient Greek written in the H of the Hollywood sing and if you read the translation aloud you get a passage to the underworld. How convenient.

Friendly remainder that Grover has no personally part... how many times has he said something again?

The entrance to the underworld is a farse.

The under is a farse.

How is that supposed to be the River Styx? How are you supposed to jump in that?

Producer: Sir, we gotta cgi a three-headed dog. Director: Too much effort, make it three big hellhounds. Producer: Your wit never fails to amaze me sir.

Persephone isn’t suppose to be down here, it’s summer.

Persephone is also horny... for Grover, because he’s a satyr.

Gotta agree with you there Grover, Hades looks like a lesser version of Mick Jagger.

The electric guitar. Seriously? You too?

Hades’ as much of an ass he is in this movie is smart enough to not just... give Percy Sally without the bolt.

Which brings me back... why would Hades ever want the bolt? You know the amount of paperwork a war would cause?

Oh look, there’s Annabeth’s dagger.

I understand that many have different points of view as to how the Hades-Persephone relationship should work but Uncle Rick wrote it so it was a happy relationship so please stop with your “he’s abusive and I look forward to getting out of here” BS you’re not even suppose to be here in the first place, it’s summer.

Grover and Persephone are horny for each other, and since they only have three pearls Grover does the ‘sacrifice’ to stay down here.

Sally, Annabeth, and Percy picture the exact same place with no communication what so ever. Not even glances or nods, nothing.

From here...

Luke has another pair of flying shoes, he goes to the Empire State Building flying.

Luke would never admit in front of Annabeth what he wants, he loves her so much. Even back then, just as a sister.

That’s not even what Luke wants.

Annabeth’s dagger is gone again, replaced by a sword.

Percy happens to have the flying shoes with him.

Percy and Luke have the same amount of sword fighting skill.

Luke takes the bolt from Percy and flies away enough for Percy to have to chase him but not enough to, idk, get out of there.

Percy does not suspect Luke -who wanted him to fail on this quest- would have done anything to the shoes.

The shoes that the first time Percy wore took him time, he can wear perfectly now with no effort what so ever. This kid is a master of the skies.

^ Which he shouldn’t be because Zeus pretty much hates him right now.

Percy uses his powers for the first time in the whole movie (not even unintentionally before) and can control them better than he could in, I dunno, the third or fourth book.

Luke throws his sword to cut to the wings in Percy’s shoes. Not really convenient his like, a foot from the roof of a building.

Luke loses his flying shoes and Percy can take them because they happen to be right next to him.

Percy flies back.

What do you mean there’s no elevator music?

Or grouchy guard?

Mount Olympus looks good, ngl.

...to here has only been nine minutes

The gods at this moment are only supposed to be 12ft tall not... 60

Everyone believes everything, it was Luke’s fault, I did nothing, save my friend the satyr

Poseidon left Percy when he was seven months old apparently. Not before he was born.

Poseidon be like “let me talk to my kid just this once” like you haven’t through out the whole movie.

Sally talks about camp half-blood like Percy’s gonna live there the rest of his life.

Gabe wasn’t petrified.

Percy didn’t send the head to Olympus.

Chiron is encouraging Percy to sneak out again wth.

Annabeth teases Percy. Yeah, I meant sexually.

Anyways, I survived, but I wanted to sum up + add some things, for both posts...

Grover’s a horny teenager with no personality.

Nymphs have ‘places’ where they can throw parties.

The movies target a completely different audience than the books.

There’s a lot of filmimg errors.

The only time Annabeth’s dagger showed up it wasn’t used.

Annabeth fights with her hair down.

Abso-fucking-lutley no one looks like they’re suppose to. NO ONE

Luke doesn’t have his scar.

Annabeth-Chiron relationship is nonexistent.

Annabeth-Luke relationship is nonexistent.

Thalia’s tree never appears.

Nothing about Annabeth’s or Luke’s backstory is ever mentioned.

Nymphs are horny teenagers.

Gabe is a completely different person. (Still an ass but, not properly.)

Persephone is horny.

Medusa’s horny.

Every female in the lotus hotel is horny.

There’s more but honestly I die a little more every time I write something.

Let this be a guide to what not to do in the new adaptation.

And again, let this not be the only visual content we get and let’s pray, please, Disney, adapt Percy Jackson.

[seasickbaby]

Heat of the Moment

prompt: She (for Liz) - Parachute // “how can the only thing that’s killing me, make me feel so alive”

pairing: Joel Pimantel x Reader 

warning: drinking, fluff and some arguments 

word count: 2.2k (I apologize for making it so long) A/N: hello babies this is for @cieloxcnco​ ‘s writing contest! Congratulations on 1k love, you truly deserve it! <3 feed back is greatly appreciated & I hope you enjoy the story! 

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You were six years old when your dad’s job relocated him to their headquarters in California. He had taken this opportunity to bring his family with him in order for them to have a brighter future. Being new in town, you didn’t know anybody and had no friends. During an uneventful warm sunday morning, you went outside your new home and saw your parents helping the movers unload the truck containing your new furniture. Already missing your old home you sighed to yourself. You walked to the front of your lawn to play with your favorite toy: a small white horse which you named “Caballito Blanco”. Lost in your own world you didn’t notice the little boy that had approached you until he yelled hello in your ear. A little annoyed by the sudden interruption you looked up to greet the stranger.

“Hello?” you responded, sounding more like a question.

“Hi! I’m Joel Pimentel De Leon.” The little boy said proudly with a big smile on his face. He noticed how shy you were and, in an attempt to make you open up, he took out a toy from behind his back; it was a small blue horse similar to yours.

He reached it out in front of you, “His name is Caballito Azul. Here” he said softly, indicating for you to grab it.

You smiled up at Joel and carefully took the horse from his small hands into your own.

“Y/N.” You responded “My name is Y/N Y/L/N”.

The memory held a special place in your heart. Ever since that day, you and Joel had been inseparable; refusing to do anything unless it involved the other.

When Joel auditioned for La Banda you were backstage waiting for him with open arms.

He took you with him to rehearsals and you quickly befriended all of the other boys.

As soon as the news broke out that the band was going on tour Joel begged Ricky to let you tag along, promising you would help out and not get in the way; hence how you ended up becoming the group’s personal photographer.

Joel was your best friend and you loved him.

Which was why you your love for him was a secret you would always keep to yourself.

April 7, 2019

You heard a knock at the door and turned to see Zabdiel’s head pop in, eyes squinting, trying to find you in the darkness of your room. You smiled at how funny he looked and pat the spot next to you on the bed. He walked over with a frown on his face scanning your appearance: big hoodie and spandex on, messy bun and blankets all around you.

“Que haces?” He asked, flopping down next to you.

“Catching up on some shows” You responded, offering him some of the popcorn you were munching on. He grabbed a handful and tried pop them all in his mouth at once, but epically failed, spilling it everywhere.

“You know we’re leaving in an hour for the party right?” He looked over at your not-so-ready-self. You popped a popcorn in your mouth and gave him a smiling nod before turning back to the TV screen in front of you. Getting frustrated by your lack of reaction he took the remote from your lap and turned the TV off.

“Hey!!! Rachel was about to confess her feelings for Ross, give it back!” You said with a pout.

“No estas lista y ya mismo nos vamos!” He held the remote above his head and out of reach from you. You tried tackling him and, much to your surprise, he actually lost his balance and you both tumbled to the ground; he broke your fall by landing with you on top of him.

“Ay dios mio mami!” He breathed out in between laughs.

After somewhat catching your breath from laughing so hard you stole the remote back and pressed play.

“You make a good cushion” You attempted to be funny but mentally kicked yourself after realizing how cringy you actually sounded. He grabbed your waist chuckling and looked at you in the eyes.

The moment was interrupted by the door suddenly opening.

“Yo Y/N do you know where my bandana--- what the…” Joel trailed off when he saw his two best friends together on the ground. Clenching his jaw, he walked out as quickly as he had walked in, slamming the door behind him.

You honestly didn’t blame Joel for jumping to conclusions. If the tables were turned, and you walked in on him with a girl on top, you would have also assumed the worst.

But then again you were confused as to why he was so pissed off.

You cleared your throat and rolled off Zabdiel. You stood up and reached a hand out for him to grab. Once you both recollected yourselves he asked if you were finally going to start getting ready.

“I’m not going Zabdi” You crawled back on the bed but he pushed the covers off of you.

“Yes you are. You’re going to regret it if you don’t, it’s in a penthouse.” He rummaged through your suitcase trying to find you an outfit.

“I’m just not in the mood.” You whined but you knew there was no winning this battle. He threw a black tube top and white shorts on the bed.

“There will be free food.”

And with that you were off to the bathroom to get changed.

You couldn’t deny that the party was fun. You made a mental note to thank Zabdi for dragging your ass out of bed because, truth be told, you would have regretted seeing their instagram stories of them out while you laid in bed all because you were in a “bad mood”.

You danced with Erick, Zabdiel and Christopher the whole night. Richard had found a partner and was killing it in the middle of the dance floor. As for Joel… you actually had no idea where he was. You hadn’t seen him since the bus on the way to the party but you recalled him being quiet and on his phone the whole time.

Joel was upset. No doubt about it. After what he saw earlier tonight he assumed you were sleeping with Zabdiel and was trying to find a logical explanation as to why you hid it from him.

But that wasn’t the real reason why he was moody.

No.

He was upset because the thought of you with a guy other than him broke his heart. But you only saw him as a best friend and nothing more, which was why he would never confess his feelings to you; in fear that it would change the dynamic of the friendship you had cultivated for so many years. He knew that what you two had now was better than nothing at all.

So yes, he was mad. And you looking beautiful hadn’t helped his temper. The first thing he did when he got out of the bus was head directly for the bar. Although he was not much of a drinker, tonight was an exception, he started with some shots and a couple beers. A couple minutes later, he had a blonde sitting on his lap as he watched you dance from across the room, wishing he could be with you instead. 

After dancing el guachineo with Erick, you told the guys you were going to grab a couple of drinks. You started heading towards the bar when you caught sight of Joel out of the corner of your eye. You turned to walk in his direction, excited to have found him, until you saw a pretty girl sitting on his lap. Her hands were running through his brown curls and her lips were kissing his neck. She brought her mouth close to his ear and whispered something that made him laugh. At that exact moment Joel’s eyes found yours and maintaining eye contact, he tilted her head to slowly connect their lips. Your blood ran cold at the sight of someone else kissing the lips you longed for. But you didn’t have the right to be mad, he wasn’t yours, in that sense, after all. Blinking away the image, you continued your walk towards the bar. Grabbing the shots you ordered for the guys you walked back to the spot where you thought you had left them but they were nowhere to be found.

“Well the more the merrier I guess...” You said out loud to no one in particular.

“Pa’ arriba, pa’ bajo, pa’ el centro y pa dentro!!” You chanted alone and downed the shots that were not supposed to be yours. You were sure you looked crazy to everyone else but at that point you didn’t care. Feeling the alcohol start to hit, you started to let loose on the dance floor. You were enjoying yourself until you felt two strong hands grip your hips from behind. You turned to see who it was and was met by a pair of piercing blue eyes. The man who had started dancing with you was tall and handsome, his chiseled facial features resembled those of a model’s and those full lips begged for you to kiss them. So that’s what you did. You didn’t realize at the time how dumb you were being, but you were too intoxicated to care. One kiss progressed into a full on makeout and a couple minutes later he was dragging you to the bathroom. Joel caught sight of this and debated whether or not to get involved. He had seen you take multiple shots, but didn’t think you were wasted enough to actually hook up with a stranger in a bathroom. When he saw you had no intentions of stopping he started to get up but was immediately pulled back down.

“Where are you going baby?” The blonde failed at seducing him since he already had a determined look on his face.

“I have to go I’m sorry but it was a pleasure meeting you.” He responded as he got up and followed you down a narrow hallway. After pushing through the crowd of sweaty bodies, Joel found you pinned up against a wall as the guy you were with trailed kisses down your neck. With a small growl he intervened, grabbing you by the arm and pulling you away.

“We’re going home.” He spat out and you could see fury in his eyes.

“What the hell are you doing?” You managed to slur out as he dragged you out of the party.

“I’m calling an Uber and taking you home.”

“But I’m having fun” You protested with the sharp scent of alcohol escaping your lips.

“Y/N, you were about to hook up with a random stranger in the bathroom!” His volume raised with each word, leaving you angry and hurt. Crossing your arms over your chest you remained quiet. He wasn’t wrong, if he hadn’t interrupted you would’ve made a terrible  mistake, but you weren’t going to give him the satisfaction of knowing that.

The ride back to the house was long and quiet. No words were exchanged when you got out of the Uber other than a couple “thank you’s” to the driver.

Joel hurried in front of you until he noticed your trouble walking and came back, swung an arm around your waist, and basically carried you to the house. He may have been mad but he didn’t want his best friend to bust her face.

The sound of your ringer broke the silence, you looked down to see Zabdiel’s name and face on your screen.

“Of course.” Joel scoffed, catching a glimpse of the picture.

“What’s your issue?” You retorted, letting the call go to voicemail. Joel’s behavior was getting on every last one of your nerves.

“My issue,” He said as he stepped in front of you and looked you dead in the eye “is that I’m so incredibly in love with my best friend that pretending like there’s nothing there actually kills me.”

He hadn’t meant to blurt out his love for you. It happened in the heat of the moment. His face immediately turned a shade of red and he looked down at the ground, wishing the ground would swallow him whole.

There was a moment of awkward silence before you burst out laughing. Joel was taken aback by your reaction but it didn’t take long for him to join you with nervous laughter.

Seeing you smile and laugh so freely made his heart melt. He wondered how you had the power to make him feel alive even in the darkest of times and, somehow, managed to make him smile in the middle of an argument.

“Why are you laughing? It’s not funny…” He nervously said with a small laugh.

“Right, I’m sorry.  I’ll be serious.” You tried to put a straight face on but couldn’t help the corners of your mouth from creeping up. You couldn’t contain your laughter any longer so you giggled and covered your mouth. You finally calmed down after Joel’s hands dropped from your shoulders and you saw sadness show into his eyes. You didn’t mean to make him feel bad, you just couldn’t believe this moment was real.

Stepping closer and cupping his cheeks with both hands you brought your face close to his.

“It’s funny because I’m in love with you too.”

[jamilelucato]

They Don’t Know About Us || Loki x Superhero Reader || Part Two

Summary: Y/N is a new Avengers and, while she tries to adapt to this new position, she has to deal with some new feelings for a guy who is not that good — and really older than her.

A/n: So, here the girl is basically eighteen and Loki has an appearance of a thirty-year-old in the human world. You’re able to control the earth element and all the things related to it. This story happens before Infinite War, everyone is already forgiven after Civil War, Asgard still exists.

Posting this right now cuz it’s gonna take a little longer for me to post the next chapter

Part one   Part Three

@leleleish 

How should you seduce an older supervillain?

Natasha gave you a few tips. But you weren't gonna follow her this time — you were going to seduce him in your way, and if it didn't work, he just wasn't for you.

At 4 p.m., you went looking for Thor. He was totally the party one and you needed him to throw a party soon as possible. There wasn't a man that would resist you in the new dress you had bought.

You found him in the living room, watching some random tv show with Clint and Bruce.

"Hey, Thor!" you said, trying to be nice, making some easy conversation.

"Hey, Y/N" you were actually surprised that he remembered your name. "Here to watch the NIT?"

"I didn't know you were a fan of the NIT!" you had no idea who NIT was, but since you needed to connect with that Asgardian, you were doing all you could.

"No — I just like to watch Midgardians sports," he said with a smile on his face.

You sit right next to him on the couch, trying to watch the game but you knew nothing, you couldn't really understand what was happening so you just went straight to the point.

"Oh... weren't you gonna talk to someone special?" you asked, not taking any minute at that room and watching that game.

The three men stared at you, eyes popping out. Then Thor laughed and that made the others cool off. You had no idea why Thor was laughing.

"I really don't come to Midgard for anything besides wars and women, do I?" he asked.

"To be true, you really don't" Bruce answered.

"Thanks, green mate" the god replied, losing the smiling face.

"Maybe I could help." you suggested "Tell me what happened"

"In fact, I don't think I should..." he said, making a weird expression with his face.

"You're right. We just met, after all." you were still playing your little game: this time, reverse psychology.

"It's not that, it's just..."

"-No, Thor, this is totally ok" you interrupted, suddenly getting up. "But if I can suggest anything, women love parties"

And you left the room with that bright smile. Thor didn't answer you, but you knew that that old soul was absolutely going to throw a party any minute now.

At dinner, Spider-Man came around.

"Peter!!" you screamed at him, jumping at his hug. You weren't scared if you were to heavy for him, he'd just have to deal with it.

"Y/L/N!!" he screamed back, holding you tighter.

"How you holding up, Peter?" you asked once he let you go.

"Fine, I guess. What 'bout you?" he was leading you to the table in the kitchen and you followed 'cause, although he didn't live here, he knew where to find the good food.

"Couldn't be better"  and even if you were still single, you loved playing the seduce game, so that was the thing making you happy. You always thought that that was the best stage of relationships. "Hey, grab me a Coke"

"Also a pizza?" he offered, holding the fridge door.

"Is it pepperoni?" 

"Yes," he answered while passing you that Coke.

"Then two slices!" you screamed when he was getting the slices and putting on a plate to heat it up in the microwave.

You sit at one of the table benches but Parker stood up next to the microwave.

"Why are you here, anyway?" you were curious because he didn't live that close to the Avengers property.

"Stark wanted to do some upgrades in my suit"

"And he couldn't have done it online?" much more likely of Stark, you thought.

"Not if I wanted to see you"

"How sweet!" you threw him an invisible kiss.

When the pizza got ready, he brought it and sit next to you.

"Since I'm here, I need your help," he said, laying his eyes on yours.

"What have you done now, Parker?" this wasn't gonna be the first time you gave him advice.

"Nothing special, it's just... do you think I should bring Michelle with me to the party tomorrow?" he arched his brow.

"What party?" you asked, curiosity exploding under your skin.

"Thor's Welcome party" and you had to smile 'cause you were starting to think that the party idea wasn't gonna work. "So, should I bring her?"

"No? No! It's gonna be superheroes and gods!" and I don't want you to see me flirting with a guy two times my age when you already have a pair, you added in your mind.

"But what should I tell her so I can come with no problems?"

"Really hard since it's Friday and you guys are dating..." please don't come, Parker, I can't play with you around, you mentally implored.

"I know... but I haven't really talked to Thor and his brother"

"Loki" you informed.

"What?"

"Loki, the name of his brother is Loki"

"Oh, you've met them"

"Yeah, precisely today" was your answer while you were trying to let go of the image of Loki. "Go out with her to the movies, Peter. Don't ask the boys to hide out or don't let her get involved"

Although in the beginning, you wanted Peter to not come to the party because of you seducing game, now you were really worried about his secret identity preservation.

"You haven't told anyone more than Ned and May, have you?" you asked looking straight into his eyes.

"No, I haven't. And you know I didn't intend to tell any of them" 

"Yes but you know they are on trouble radar too" 

"I will not tell MJ. I promise" he put his hand on his heart.

"Promise me you'll take her to the movies then."

"I will."

Peter didn't stay for too long, something about Happy wanting to go back home and he didn't have a ride back. So, once he was gone, you went straight to your bed to get some sleep. You were gonna need it.

At 9 a.m., you were already awake and because you couldn't sleep anymore, you got up.

As usual, Steve was in the kitchen, but this time, the Asgardians were there too.

"Good morning, little rock" oh come on Steve, in front of strangers, really?

"Morning, Stie" you answered. "Good morning you too, Thor and Loki"

"Good morning, Y/N" Loki replied, and that really got you by surprise. Can a god's voice be hoarse in the morning? well, his could.

"Good morning, my savior!" Thor said, coming at you and hugging, totally happy.

"Oh, how did I saved you?" you asked but he hadn't stop hugging you.

"Jane accepted the invitation to today's party" Loki explained while Thor let go of you.

"Who else is coming?" you asked hoping for a Loki's answer.

"I guess all of us, besides Spider-boy, which is such a shame" said Captain.

"Don’t count on me" Loki announced and that made a little bit sad.

"Really? Why?" despite the fact that you wanted to ask that, Captain was the one who did it.

"He's not a party one" Thor answered "Well, not when nothing interesting to him is going to happen"

You waited for Steve to leave so you could say one of your play phrases:

"What if someone that interested you is going to be there?"

"And who could that be?" Loki asked, clearly biting the bait.

"I don't know... maybe you'll need to come to find out" you answered, looking at him just to see his face turning red. 

Thor just stood there laughing at his brother when you finally left.