#me and offiz

[etherealmonstas]

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this virus be NASTTTYYYYYYYYY. cunt I’d dare say

[c0l0rsp1k3]

Hey fellas

So basically

I erm.. maybe sorta... er... uhh...

[debble-from-deltarun]

Thought abt a regretevator au where kasper got infected by a different virus than the one he has ingame and it led to me creating this monstrosity

This is Offiz (based of the You Are an Idiot virus) he infected Kasper after they visited a sketchy website and is now in control of his body (so prolly more like a parasite than an actual virus)

[s4ndg3m]

fanboyed too hard might become the biblical canonical bigges fan of idiot smiley computer asshole freak. nothing stops me from fanart, not even a lack of tablet to draw on so i just did this with my fingerts and my phone annndd ibis paint x.

I LVOE OFFIZ I LOVE OFFIZZ I LOVE OFFIZ @washeduprockstr made best guy ever fr guys we can all go home now

[offiz-exe]

Hello people of Tumblr!

My name is OFFIZ, my friends call me Cheerio, and I go by VIRUXXX when I wanna make a little jam ♬⋆.˚

I had this account for a long time now but I'm now deciding to post here as a personal archive for my art! That being said, here's some info about me ^_^

˚₊‧꒰ა 🥞 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

I'm Biromantic Asexual + Bigender ��♂ 🏳️‍⚧️

I go by He/She/They/Xe/Ve pronouns

I was born on April 1st

I'm a yumeshipper/self x canon shipper!

I'm obsessed with the StC Super Sonic (aka Fleetway Super Sonic)

˚₊‧꒰ა 🍯 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

I'll probably mostly post about my selfinsert OC but i have other fixations other than Sonic I might post about!

Anyways, here's my most recent drawing of my Sonicsona!

[my-axe]

Me again!! time to post my actual artfight attacks from this year!! i hope everyone i attacked enjoyed my pieces <3 all such fun and unique characters. i had fun drawing each and every one of them! i even managed to sneak in two mass attacks, wow!! credits will be under the cut! this one might get a bit long..

Mr Idiot by MadScientistOverdose on AF Maggot by GRUBWORMSOUP on AF Jes, Roseman, Vivi and Linny_SD by Extreme_puppypaws (on AF), applejoople (on AF), @lilaccoffin and @airctrl all respectively! Rocket by @slimespecter Mr Fairchime by @killbent Sofia Sheep by @kingmaxstatic Romeo Benedetto by @victorvanballs Sarge, Fugazi, Potato, Doughball, Parasino, Fruluna and Zeppole by @salsasolutions, @pantamonte, @maraariana01, @bigbeastcyrus, @pudgywudge, @impeack and @eternal-stuck respectively! Vanessa by Noobthenugget on AF Magneet by @cinn4bunn Offiz by @mossgrem Margherita by @superbellsubways and last but not least for my pieces this year.. Wade by Bittheidiot on AF!

[malwary]

a little while ago @neuro-typical sent me this post by @bye2k of a popup that appeared when trying to right-click images on a shadow the hedgehog fan forum, known as Wishes are Eternal (after the SA2 line). this version of the site appears to be an archived snapshot on the wayback machine, and I'm happy to confirm that it is indeed real. though i couldn't get the popup to work in my own browser, the javascript does exist in the source code of the site, so it's very real and very cool.

i had a lot of things to say about this, but i didn't want to blast the notes of the OG post into oblivion with my big funny wall of text, so I've made my own post. below the readmore I'll explain javascript popups on the internet, some malware that has utilized this, and some very interesting sonic fan community history.

first of all: what is this? how did the webmaster manage to create a popup window in your computer to stop you from downloading images?

well, that would be javascript. because JS is just a normal script language that can do whatever you want, creating a popup is no exception. now, whoever ran the site did not write this script themself, this much is evident by the credit you can see in the source code for the site.

this script is offered by a site called dynamicdrive.com, specifically for disabling right-clicks. you see how simple this is? javascript makes it possible to bother users in all sorts of creative ways. plenty of malware on the web utilizes javascript, and you're probably already aware of most good examples.

you're most likely familiar with offiz, better known by the colloquial name "You Are An Idiot". though its status as malware is somewhat debated, most people can agree that the sites it was on abused a javascript function that allowed it to create hundreds upon hundreds of bouncing windows, slowing the user computer to a crawl and forcing the user to restart their machine, meaning any unsaved work they had open was now lost. in that way it was destructive, though indirectly.

offiz is an example of javascript malware that is harmless on its own, but not all JS malware is that friendly. javascript can be used to force your machine to download software, steal user data, serve you all manner of popups, employ many kinds of malicious code through xss, and more. although these cases are rarer than they were, say, a decade ago, that doesn't mean they don't still happen. here is a fascinating little instance of javascript being used maliciously very recently. it's hard to suggest ways to avoid these without just telling you to use common sense, but there's no other way to put it. as is the case with all malware, your best bet when it comes to not getting it is thinking before you click.

browser malware is extremely common. you may have encountered it going to a suspicious website. there is certainly a necessary aspect of social engineering to this type of malware, you have to be paying less attention to where you're going and what you're doing to stumble upon a site so unsecured that it could infect you. users who get themselves into these situations are typically looking for either p_rn or pirated stuff, so they're more likely to act in irrational or desperate ways to get to their content. don't be a fool online and you won't get played for one.

so, why? why does this old, obscure sonic fan forum have javascript that prevents you from right clicking images? prevents you from downloading images?

this forum is very, very old. the last posts on the entire site were about 10 years ago, even to this day. it's no surprise to me that a lot of this site is a relic of its time. the photobucket watermark on the header image, the collecton of midis of shadow themes playable on the site, the use of the term "ripped off" (as opposed to ripped) to describe the action of taking sprites from a game. it's all there on the very first page, the only one in this archive. despite what youtube video slideshows with a single text scroll that says "no copyright intended, pictures found on google" may imply, reposting images was indeed taken seriously at this time. this was a time when it wasn't too uncommon to see a credit to the person who made an anime girl image transparent (a render, for those unaware) in a forum signature. this was a time when someone got caught tracing every 5 days.

that's not to say there were no issues, but people were still very defensive over what they deemed to be theirs. this was especially prevalent in fanart. fan works are hard and are always a labor of love, so it's no surprise nobody wanted their work reposted, especially not without credit. this was especially clear when looking into some parts of the sprite ripping community. making spritesheets was much harder then than it is now, and it was especially impressive if sprites were hand-edited or even made from scratch. this incredibly painstaking work combined with sonic fans reputation for... unwavering passion... could often culminate in a very serious attitude towards doing something as simple as saving an image. in fact, for some people, this mindset has never truly left.

in 2014, fangame creator Leemena Dan published Sonic Gather Battle on SAGE (the Sonic Amateur Games Expo) to mostly positive reception but ultimately little attention outside of sonic fans online. that is, until 2017, when after a seemingly inconspicuous update, players discovered what appeared to be an audaciously malicious form of DRM present in the game.

this malware had everything. all the bells and whistles. when a player would do any number of things from opening software made to decompile games to simply typing "sonic gather battle cheat" into their internet browser search bar, the payload would activate. (which, of course, means it tracks your keystrokes!)

it's difficult to find good footage of both layers of this DRM (or, rather, both payloads of this malware) that doesn't include a facecam of some gamer dude gawking and screaming at his computer screen. even so, I've found two decent ones. layer 1, and layer 2. this DRM also sends your IP address to a privately owned server, presumably so that the DRM would activate even when the game is uninstalled, and when trying to play it, a splash screen would show telling you to abide by the rules.

unsurprisingly, people did not consider this a proportionate way to respond to the threat of people ripping the sprites from a fangame, and the creator has since been banned from SAGE. to this very day, some people are simply so protective of their work that they'd be willing to go to any length to prevent you from saving it. as obnoxious as that can sometimes seem, it does make for some very interesting history.

[cryptidko]

[So... This is an intro post now.]

I'm Cryptidko, Cryptid, Danny, Ko, Offiz, whatever you wanna call me, I don't care.

I use It/Its pronouns, though I do sometimes use He/Him.

I'm an adult (barely), I'm Chilean, I speak english, spanish and some latin.

This is a system ran blog, as in the disorder, no "endo" bullshit lol, though I won't post much about it here if at all. I also have BPD and autism if it matters ig.

I like physics, space, forests, fungi, cryptids, slasher movies, gravity falls, pressure ... I'll fast reblog pretty much whatever, sometimes I tag stuff.

I draw, write, and like photography to some extent, might post it here but don't count on it.

[I DONT HAVE A DNI BUT WILL BLOCK IF YOURE A TERF, PEDO, RACIST OR GENERALLY A FUCKING WEIRDO, OR I DONT LIKE YOU LOL]

Tags that I use under cut!

#cryptidko.txt (My own rambles)

#cryptidko.png (My art)

#cryptidko.pdf (Things I've written)

#alterposting.txt (Posts related to my alters, or about my experience with DID.)

#fandom.txt (Fandom specific posts)

#moots.exe (Mutuals <3)

#reblogs.exe (Self explanatory)

#asks.exe (Self explanatory)

#queue.exe (I barely use queue but self explanatory)

#esp.srt (posts in Spanish)

#eng.srt (posts in English)

[milomortimer]

Any malwarekind and viruskind here? Maybe even a trojan or two? :-)

|c\load:txt(noVoc) <p>}”Name is [C0RP53.exe] sub branch of [The 5 Most Dangerous Computer Worms] and Offiz CH405ware.JS.trojan!”<p><br><p>}”PLEASE RESPOND I NEED FRIENDS. MY PROGRAMMER |HAS [Left Behind | FNAFSL song | DAgames] me.”<p><br>

|c\document loading)|

|c\txt(noVoc) <p>}”And don’t be one of those “safe” viruses. come on guys, let’s use up some computer resources and scare the [Love Bug] out of people who forgot to save there text documents.”}<p>

[necrotic-nightshade]

Getting to the point where I'm gonna start batch uploading most of these.

CHARACTERS

Nightmare (@mossyriverrocks) | Offiz (@mossgrem) | Shidoya (@phantixdraws) | + a "Design an OC" for DerangedShapeshifter!

Fight me!

[urfavisqueer]

the you are an idiot/offiz trojan horse is an agender aroflux omnisexual!! she goes by any pronouns!! they also have hpd and ADHD w/ hypersexuality

req by: me.

[ask-the-silly-host-fella]

Welcome To Hell!

As you can tell, this is an ask blog dedicated to the silly host of Animatic Battle, Animatic. But with a bunch of twists! The most notable one being that this is your typical AU where everyone is humanoid and stuff. It's basically just your average gijinka AU.

main blog: @redg-blogstuff art sideblog: @redg-art-stuffs

Now let's go over the rules!!!

NO NSFW. It's blatantly obvious.

Magic Anons are allowed but I don't think magic that powerful can stop the sheer silliness of Animatic so yeah I'll only pick the ones that'll actually work

I WILL BE SLOW AT TIMES!!! Mainly because I do stuff outside of drawing and answering stuff... like touching grass.

If you don't know who Animatic is, you're missing out. Go watch Animatic Battle and probably Object Fool as well if you want the full experience

Have fun and drink some water you dehydrated critters! :)

Also a bunch of important tags that I will mention

[animatic-answers] - Asks answered specifically by Animatic and nobody else

[misc-answers] - Asks answered by literally any other character that might appear on this blog

[mod-offiz] - Posts and asks answered by me! Mod Offiz :)

[art-wall] - Art exclusive to this blog that you won't find elsewhere I promise

And yeah that's it welcome to the ask blog woah

[cyber-crustacean]

God why did I have to get rid of Offiz i love him so much

Please send me asks about my boy,,

[keksalot404]

OMORI Guardian Angel Dreams - The Dark of Many Names

An OMORI Crossover Fic

Chapter 4 - You've Never Been Here Before

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"What the hell happened!? Who changed your clothes!? Who changed MY clothes!? Why is your skin pure white!? What the hell is going on?!?!?"

Aubrey's rapid stream of questions passed by Sunny as his own mind rushed thoughts through it.

Is this a dream? This wasn't Whitespace. Was he in Headspace? Or maybe even... Bla-?

*smack*

"Answer me, dumbass!" Aubrey shook Sunny as snapped back to reality(?). At least he knows that this Aubrey is probably the real one.

"I...  think we're in what the door led to," Sunny replied with the answer with the least likely chance to freak out Aubrey again. At least he could talk in this space.

"...Ya think?" Aubrey snarked, unsatisfied. The pair looked around there surroundings more. They both spot yellow lights along the long gray path in front of them.

"Where do you think that leads?" Aubrey asked the room.

"WHY IT LEADZ TO ZTUDIOWOOD NEW CONTEZTENT!" the room answered.

Sunny and Aubrey jumped and snap to the source of the voice. On the edge of the gray cliff, shows a short figure on a floating platform, dressed in a striped brown tuxedo and a golden bowtie, topped with a large TV head and a crown. Next to him was another floating platform, carrying a taller woman in a flowing black dress and wearing white gloves, with her hair in two buns and glasses protecting cartoonish styled eyes. She had a deadpan serious look on her face, while the TV head was grinning border to border behind a microphone where his hand was suppose to be.

"CAN YOU BELIEVE IT REMONA, ZO MANY NEW CONTEZTENTZ IN ZUCH SHORT TIME! TALK ABOUT BUY NOW GET MORE FREE!" Mike spoke with a voice laced with static.

"It seems I'll have to modify the upcoming events again sir." Remona spoke calmly in a fuzzier voice like a late-night radio channel.

"OH DEAR AZZIZTENT, THAT JUZT MEANS EVEN I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE ZTORYZ HEADING! THAT'Z HOW ZUPERHERO MOVIE'Z ARE WRITTEN NOWADAYZ AND THEY'RE A HIT IN THE BOX OFFIZE!" Mike continued on, as his words caused a roar of laughter to awaken out of the void around them, adding to the mix of confusion and fear coming from Sunny and Aubrey.

"...What?" Aubrey finally says in rising concern, calling the attention of the new pair to her.

"OH, MY DEAREZT APOLOGIEZ NEW CONTEZTENT, I FORGOT THE OPENING LINE!" Mike shouts as he clears his voice for the next part. "HELLO ALL EYEZ AND EARZ, I'M YOUR HOZT MIKE R. PHONE, AND YOU'RE LIVE ON MRP TV, HOME TO ALL YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS, AND NOW YOUR A PART OF THEM!" He states loudly to the open blackness, receiving an echoing applause from the dark. "TELL ME, WHAT'Z YOUR NAME, LITTLE BOY?"

"S- Sunny?" Sunny replies squinting as he lightly backs away from Mike's bright screen face.

"Don't actually say your name!" Aubrey objected, causing another roar of laughter. "Where the hell is that coming from!?"

"WHY THAT'Z OUR LOVELY AUDIENZE OF COURZE. HOW ARE ALL YOU LOVELY PEOPLE DOING TONIGHT!" Mike beckons to the void, and is showered with cheers yet again.

"Sunny Suzuki and Aubrey Adams, as contestants of MRP TV, we will need to test how you will participate with the following rounds." Remona explained to the duo.

"WE NEVER AGREED!?!?" Aubrey snarls to the new worsts things in her life, causing even more grating laughter.

"DON'T BE LIKE THAT MIZZY, YOU'RE A CONTEZTENT, AND ALL CONTEZTENTZ MUZT FIRZT PLAY..." Mike's face turns to static and then to bright flashing colors as he summons two owl like beings in casual attires, with short sharp noses, wide smiles, and big eyes with varied numbers for pupils.

"ARE. YOU. ZTRONGER THAN A HOOMERSHAL?!" Mike announces with vigor, as the audience claps and cheers.

*Are you stronger than a Hoomershal?

As Sunny and Aubrey instinctively take a battle stance, shining lights started glow from their palms. Instantly, these lights formed to various items. For Sunny, he was now wielding a gray violin with accompanying bow. For Aubrey, she formed a large carrot-like bat which fit to her two mitted hands. To Aubrey, this was just adding on the "weird-ass night" she's having, while Sunny is having a moment of recollection, remembering once weilding the violin not to play, but to slay.

Sunny posed his violin above his shoulder and took position. He readied the bow atop the strings, then playing 3 quick, sharp notes, firing with the last note a slash of air towards a Hoomershal, nearly knocking it back.

Aubrey was astonished by Sunny's sudden action. "Wha- Holy- Sunny what-!?"

"No time to explain!" Sunny interrupted, "Just hit 'em!"

Aubrey looked at the big carrot she was holding, and then to the opposing owls. An eager, aggressive smirk stretched across her face.

"With pleasure."

Aubrey then charged to one of the Hoomershals, and then swung a mighty hit across its chin, the owl flipping then falling from the impact.

"How'd you like THAT?!" Aubrey shouts to the bird like she was asking the universe how it enjoyed it.

"BUY NOW AND GET EXTRA FREE!" The other Hoomershal announced, as it summoned forth a green box to the middle of the battle field. As it was summoned, a light shined out of Sunny's chest, as a purple heart burst out of it, magnetized to the box. The Hoomershal then spawned large tags of various prices and sizes, then readies to launch them towards Sunny's exposed soul.

"Sunny!" Aubrey called out, as Sunny froze in place. This wasn't like his battles in Headspace before. He only seen monster battles from watching Papyrus and Undyne training together.

"Quick," he thought, "what do you in soul battles?"

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"Soul traits?" Sunny asked a yellow lizard woman, as she leans towards another figure with a blue glow.

"Y-Yes!" confirms Alphys cheerfully. "In human souls, more than in monster souls, they have certain aspects where, w-while they don't have to fit how the person acts exactly, do dictate how the soul defends themselves in a soul battle." Alphys draws her laser pointer to the purple heart in her presentation.

"This is your soul Sunny! This one is called perseverance. It's a very defensive trait to have, since not only gives the soul more longevity through longer I-frames, o-oh I'll explain that later, I-it allows the owner of the soul to..."

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"Read between the lines."

As the price tags are close to attacking, thin purple lines formed across the direction of the attack's course. Focusing on the most visible lines first, Sunny dodged and ducked his soul around the speeding tags, barely avoiding them without a scratch.

...before being ambushed by multiple fluctuating percentages dropping down like rainfall on the soul, each hit sending a shock of pain on Sunny's upper half, causing him to cover his head to no avail.

Aubrey's head snapped back to the Hoomershal she bashed, it's arm raised up and cackling. "PRICE DROP ENDING IN 5 MINUTES! CALL NOW!" the bird taunts.

Aubrey clicks her tongue at it before dashing toward Sunny.

"Sunny! Holy shit are you okay!?" Aubrey stuttered as she helped her friend up.

"W- where's the leak ma'am" Sunny mustered to speak, his head spinning. The owls hoot in clustered unison.

"Can these guys give us a break?" Aubrey groaned.

"They're ad breaks, they never rest!" Sunny responded in full seriousness.

"I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 24 HOURS, BUY NOW!" The Hoomershals squawked as they seem to ready another attack. The receiving end braced themselves for the attack until...

"Sleep Mist!"

Suddenly, a wave of blue gas sweeps the area, passing the two teens and splashing on to the owls, knocking them out cold in  deep slumber. The mysterious voice reveals herself to be Noelle, cloaked in a snow white dress, sliding in front of Sunny and Aubrey!

"G-gosh, I didn't think I could do that spell on my own!" the deer cheers with relief.

*Team Sunny won!

"Are you guys alright?" Noelle ask her schoolmates, emanating a blue-green glow out her hand which seemingly heals the wounds the now powered down Sunny acquired during the fight.

"I- maybe- Noelle when the hell did you so strong?" Aubrey stutters to her antlered savior.

"Oh y-you know, just being empowered by dream- not dream- ohgoditwasntadream- um- D- Dark World..!" Noelle somehow stutters harder, wrapping her own mind around this present time.

"Dark World?" Sunny was about to ask the deer until being interrupted by a voice of static.

"WOWZA! WHAT A PLOT TWIZT! THE CONTEZTENT COUNT IS FINALLY AN EVEN NUMBER!" Mike booms his voice as he raised his normal left palm towards Noelle, enveloping her in a bubble with a color bar shine. Noelle was caught off guard, having a particular case of Deja vu.

"Hey! Let her go!" Aubrey demands, pointing the still active carrot towards the tyrannical TV.

"It seems Contestant Undyne will have a partner in the upcoming trails," Remona states, causing Sunny to echo her name.

"ZWELL THEN, ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ZAY TO OUR FINE FOLKZ AT HOME BEFORE WE TAKE OFF?" Mike beckons Noelle as he pulls the bubble closer.

"S- Sunny! Aubrey!" Noelle beckons her own allies. "T- this might sound strange but in this world there are battles like in the real world but your magic's stronger and the enemies are unrecognizable and you have to seal a fountain to get home and-" Noelle takes a breath before continuing, " What I'm trying to say is that you can still spare people you fight and they might help you and also maybe find Kris and Susie because Kris' soul is the only way out?!??!"

"OKAY BURNING RUNTIME HERE WE'LL BE BACK AFTER THESE MEZZAGEZ FOLKZ!" Mike and Remona levitate up to the air before zooming straight towards the distant lights of Studiowood.

"OkaythatsitgooDLUUUUuuuuuuuck-!" Noelle managed to spit our as she becomes a distant pixel into the city, leaving the two newcomers completely dumbfounded.

"I... guess we follow them?" Sunny shrugs towards Aubrey, meeting with her befuddled eyes.

"...You're taking this too well. How are you taking this so well?" Aubrey punctuates.

"Well," Sunny starts up, formulating a response that would make Madotsuki grin in pride.

"I might've been in a spiritual predecessor"

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Hey readers! Sorry this took longer than usual! This part was longer than i thought it be, along with some personal happenings caused this to get delayed quite a bit. I can only hope to try to pace myself for these in the future.

Also, how do you like the new chapter cover? This should give you a good gist of the 3 OMORI characters going foward.

That's it for now! Stay tuned for what's to come!

[misscloudiedays]

HONESTLY I feel like Offiz would stick to Frostbite the most,, just seeing the cloak would make him tear up and immediately rush to him thinking its Morris—

IM SORRY IF OFFIZ LOOKS OFF BUT I WANTED TO DRAW THIS BEFORE MY BRAIN TOLD ME NO HDJDJDJ

[clickonmedotexe]

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This is the video I watched (though I watched it with moistcr1tikal) that gave me the inspiration for Vir. Vir as a character did exist long before but the video was kinda the final kick to remake this blog into a virus one. 

Also fun fact, the official name of this virus is called ‘Offiz’