#me and all the earth sign venus girlies Know how to dress up for work

[citybops]

the thing I enjoyed the most abt work was my little cunty corporate fits and i know it was everyone's favorite thing too

[haute-honey]

astro observations rant post tbh

I don't think any other Venus sign truly deserves to be with a Scorpio Venus. Not a single one of you is up to par and you know it too. Scorpio venuses settle each and every time they get romantically involved with someone who is not also a scorpio venus (or at least has their Venus in 8H).

Capricorn placements love acting resentful towards you once they realized they can’t give all the things they promised to give you even though you never fucking asked them for anything in the first place. They just love messing up their own credibility sometimes. They’re the type to introduce you to a vibe they can’t maintain lol

this isnt a observation but why are yall making asteroid posts and not including the damn number of the asteroid in question??????

People only call Libras liars (lazy af at this point) because there is really not much else negative to say. But the gag is.. EVERYBODY lies. Every human who understands how human nature and human interactions work knows that you have to lie (and lie often) in order to maintain harmony socially. We lie to our friends, we lie to our family, we even lie to ourselves. So hang this take up PLEASE DEAR GOD.

Adding on to that, Libras truly are just mirrors to what people refuse to face about themselves. 🙃 If you were throwing the evil eye at them they gave you that mean girl energy for sure bc they knew something was up with you. If you came at them on some fake shit, they gave that energy right fucking back.

We all have a right to self determination... correct? With that being said its totally fine that some of us possibly won't experience love/romance/relationships in this lifetime. (Especially for the het girlies) Its fine that you can often see that in a chart. You don't have to try to appease to the girls with "harsher" aspects or placements in their chart. Plus, I see a lot of astrology girlies contradict themselves multiple times in their posts in the name of trying to bullshit around the truth. Some of us were put on this earth for self focus, growth and exploration alone. And that's okay.

A lot of us simply aren’t exciting enough to date Gemini/Sagittarius/Aries/Aquarius placements and that’s okay! Let ‘em date each other.

It’s hard getting to know a Scorpio moon because getting to know them involves knowing the trauma that they’ve endured because it’s probably 90% of their story and what’s made them who they are. And that’s a lot to drop on someone on a first date or when you’re first getting to know someone…. Or even the first year of knowing someone. TW Sorry they didn’t want to tell you they were sexually assaulted when they were a kid and that turned their life upside down for the absolute worst...

Libra placements don’t have mean girl energy, they have older sister energy. You know, the older sister who you wanted to be so badly, you wanted to look like her, dress like her, act like her, etc and she was “ mean” to you bc you were her little annoying ass sibling lol but every now and then she’d be nice and let you put on some of her makeup. It’s that kind of energy.

I take a lot of what others say about synastry with a huge grain of salt because its not the synastry placement or aspects that caused the negative outcome babygirl, the relationship was doomed from the start. You had to convince yourself to even find him attractive in the first place just because he showed you romantic attraction and a lot of yall just have very low standards.

Having an aquarius moon must be like naturally having SSRIs running through your synapses at all times... must be nice..

Cancer placements are not sensitive in the empathetic, feeling what others feel kind of way. They are sensitive in a "if you do something that hurts me I will crash the fuck out on you and take it to hell no matter the degree of what you did to me" kind of way. This could be applied to all the water signs but no one does it like Cancer.

Definitely not stamping this as a solid observation but i'm noticing that people tend to form quick crushes on people who have their sun sign in the sign of their venus sign. However, they do not last... let me find out that sun-venus synastry conjunction ain't all that...

IDK why people go back and forth about Beyonce not being a Libra rising when the writing is literally on the wall (pun intended lol). Mama is definitely a Libra rising. Aside from that Venus being in the 1st and her being absolutely beautiful and curvaceous, her scorpio moon is in her second house and miss thang is very hush hush about her finances. The most you'll get outta her is her being bragging a bit in her songs but other than that, she refuses to give any accurate estimate of her wealth lol Iktr

I think people are more obsessed with scorpio venuses being obsessive than scorpio venuses actually being obsessive themselves. When speaking of scorpio venus, people fail to mention that it is hard for this placement to even like or love people to the point they're obsessed with them. They rarely like people enough to even like them like that. Actually, you have more of a chance of them disliking or hating you than you do them being romantically liking you or being obsessed with you.

Virgo suns (tropical/sidereal) have such a short tolerance for stupidity or people acting confused lol They get irritated fast when people don't catch on quickly. Unevolved, they are the type to make you feel really dumb for not understanding something.

Y'all want libra placements to be jealous soooo bad lol that's not how emotions and characteristics work. You can't project an emotion you want an entire group of people to identify as to make yourself feel better about YOU feeling that way. I swear jealousy makes the girlies act like weirdos. It's okay to be obsessed, I promise. I am too 🙃

I'll admit it, I used to look at a lot of the sagittarius suns I would meet and interact with sideways for some of their viewpoints on things until I recently realized something about them. A pattern I noticed about them is that during their upbringing, others around them (usually adults) will project their own toxic/problematic beliefs onto them intensely. That Jupiter influence is kinda of dangerous, beneficial for sure but kind of dangerous too.

I'm glad someone else made a post about how ridiculous some of the astrology "observation" posts can get because some of you get really out of line. I try to give a lot of grace bc I notice that a great majority of you are younger than 22 and that frontal lobe is not even near done baking but I wish that y'all would really sit with some of the things you're writing before deciding to post certain things. I remember writing in my last astrology post about how some of you believe people with prominent libra placements are lgbt+... never got an answer 🙃

Keeping the rant going, can we stop with the mad specific ass observation posts. I feel like we've lost the plot on astrology observations. Like why the fuck are you posting observations about Neptune in Aquarius in the 8th house cusp in a chart with a Libra stellium and a grand trine.............. girl if you don't gtf! If you want to talk about someone you know or yourself just say that!

With all that being said, I feel that it is important for those interested in astrology to seek information and education outside of Tumblr. Specifically from older astrologers. Not to come across as ageist against young people who are into astrology but some of the takes you guys tend to have do come off as you needing to live a little bit more and get more experience before judging certain placements/aspects/signs.

"most people i know with [insert a random negative stereotype about a natal aspect based on a few personal experiences with ppl here]" okay... wtf do you want the rest of us with this aspect in our charts to do about it? Like what do you hope to accomplish when you make posts like this? Seriously....?

For the sake of time, I'll leave y'all with this video of an astrologer I truly respect with her viewpoint on astrology and the shit that we need to leave in 2024, all of which I wholeheartedly agree with.

Till next time hoes, happy new year!

[kovacissues]

There’s No Way I’m Falling (Dejan fic) Chapter 3

A/N: Okay so I never write like this, but I hope the Last part of this chapter isn’t too cringe. I hope you enjoy.  - You can find the rest of my writing on this page!  Warning: Sexual language/Activities (Smut)

Chapter 3: Just go be with your boyfriend

*Noémie’s POV*

It had already been a week since she had last seen Dejan, but she didn’t really feel like that at all since she had have him visit her dreams almost every night. However, today she knew she would have to face him again. There was going to be a gala in town for the footballers and her boss had told her to be there, not to work, but to get an in with the players. Mimi, however, dreaded this as she knew she sucked at Smalltalk and honestly preferred having a couple of questions tailored to the person she was talking to.

“dress formal” her boss had told her before she left work that day. This had made her panic, she knew she had one formal outfit in her wardrobe. She wasn’t much of a girly girl.  Sure, she loved dresses, but only if they were somewhat down to earth, and makeup was her worst enemy. She couldn’t do a winged liner even if her life depended on it.

Grabbing the only long dress she had in her closet, she sighed as she knew today was a braless night. Of course, she was all about freeing the nipples, but she felt somewhat uncomfortable about her own breasts. What if Dejan is there and he would think she was ugly, she thought to herself. Wait, no… fuck what he thinks. She put on the black tightfitting dress and a couple of sky high heels that she had worn when joining Sergi to some Barcelona gig once.

She did her makeup classy and simple, her take on a smoky eye and a devil red lipstick. When saying smoky eye, in reality she felt like it kinda made her look like a racoon, but who cares? She liked it that way. The only thing she actually knew how to put on was her highlighter and as always, it was on point. To top the entire look off she went with a Meghan Markle inspired messy bun. Mimi wasn’t the type of girl to spend long in front of a mirror, but damn she loved her look, and hopefully at least one guy would want to take her home… she was long overdue for some fun in the bed.

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“Come on Noé… you’ll love my buddies” Stephen, one of her coworkers, tried to persuade her to meet some footballers he knew very well from parties and press gigs. Stephen was actually one of the better-looking guys she had met in England. He was 10 years older than her but he was so handsome, with dark blonde hair and green eyes and a body to die for. She only liked him as a friend though, he was like her mentor.

She stopped dead in her tracks when she realized just who his friends were, Mo Salah and a couple of other Liverpool players stood there all in suits. “The journalist girl!” Salah exclaimed in an excited tone. “you look stunning, Naomi” he added with a grin. Oh my god! Had Dejan called her that on purpose!?

Stephen chuckled a little before he introduced her officially to his friends. “This is Noémie, you can probably call her Mimi or Noé if you want though” he began and all the guys said hi to her “She’s Spanish by the way, so bear with her if the communication isn’t going perfect”. After he had stated that she playfully hit his arm and all the guys laughed.

“Your girlfriend is very charming” one guy, who she later found out was Loris Karius, said, causing Mimi to almost choke on her wine. Before she or Stephen even got a word out to defend their friendship, she heard someone behind her say “oh” and she turned around and saw Dejan stand there looking like a lost puppy. Was he upset?

“Dejan! I haven’t gotten the chance to thank you for those flowers, how could you possibly know they were my favorite?” Mimi smiled at him, but realized that he was upset. “Wait, what’s wrong?” she then asked with a worried look on her face. It killed her seeing him like that, even though she hardly knew this man.

“Just go be with your boyfriend” he said sharply to her and chugged the glass of wine he was holding. Was he… jealous? All she wanted to do was to explain how it all was a misunderstanding, but she was to slow as he had already pushed past her and walked over to another group of people. It took all the power in the world not to go after him, she felt like her heart broke watching him walk away.

She turned to the group again, feeling the tears trying to escape her eyes. “We’re not together okay? We’re just good friends and coworkers” she explained to the men, and for some reason she kept her eyes locked with Salah’s. Deep down she probably knew that he was the easiest way to Dejan. She had to admit to herself that she wished Dejan was single and that she would have a shot. Wished that she would get to know him better.

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Some hours later Mimi had talked to virtually everyone and gotten the number of quite a few guys. However, none of those guys mattered. In her desperate search for food she had lost Stephen and she was all alone. There were hundreds of people around her so she realized finding him would be close to uncomfortable. Being short also didn’t help her a lot since it made her disappear in the crowd. She felt a couple of tears fall down her face and a panic attack coming, she hadn’t experienced that for years but it all crashed in her head. She was all alone far away from “Home” far away from Spain.

She was soon sitting in a corner by herself crying like a baby, hoping nobody saw her. All those hopes disappeared when she felt someone sit next to her and touch her shoulder. “Are you okay Noémie?” Her head shot up when she heard HIS voice.

“Dejan…” she barely managed to say through the tears, her eyes scanning the man sitting next to her. “I’m just.. cómo se dice… homesick” He sat closer and held around her after she said that. She leaned her head onto his chest and he started stroking her arm to calm her down.

“I know how you feel” he eventually confessed. “When I first left Croatia I would cry so much because I felt so small and alone.. but I had Anita, my wife. Not that she was the best help in the world, but at least I wasn’t alone… and you have Stephen, I am sure he must make you feel less alone”. By now he was just rambling, trying to make her feel better.

She laughed a little “Stephen? Do you really think? We’re not… he’s not my boyfriend”. At least her tears were gone now, because the look on Dejan’s face was all that she had wished to see in her life. He looked like a mix of worry, shock and… was that… happiness? “Are you smiling Lovren?” she asked and grinned a little bit at him.

“Maybe I am” He said and leaned in closer to her “My marriage… it’s bad… I mean… I am basically single… I promise” he stuttered, and she blushed a little. Their eyes met and the only thing Mimi could think was “Kiss me you idiot”. He was so close to her and they could feel each other’s breath on their mouths.

“WHOOO GO DEJAAAAAN!” their heads snapped away from each other as they looked up at Mo Salah.

“hijo de puta” Mimi said under her breath after the Egyptian ruined their chance of kissing. She looked over at Dejan who groaned and threw the first thing he could grab after his friend.

“By all means, go back to what you were doing... use a condom!” Salah advised before running away, scared of getting hit with something harder.

“Where were we?” Dejan asked when they finally were alone again, turning towards Mimi.

“Just kiss me already” Mimi answered, and he obliged. Oh my, those lips were so soft, he really knew what he was doing. When their lips parted she looked at his face and smiled before she suddenly stood up. “let’s get out of here” where did she get this confidence from?

Dejan followed her out of the venue and she turned to him exclaiming “I’m craving Nuggets!” when they got on the street. He chuckled and looked at her “That was not where I thought this was going”. Mimi just laughed and grabbed his hand. “well we need some calories to burn off later” she said with a wink as they walked into a McDonalds.

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While eating she had discovered that Dejan and her had a lot in common. For instance, they both preferred staying inside watching movies over going to parties. They both liked Disney movies too, she figured he must’ve seen most of them because of his kids, while she had seen them because she was younger. They also had an unhealthy relationship to junkfood, both having a weakness for McDonalds.

When they reached Mimi’s apartment they wasted no time in starting to undress each other while kissing passionately. When her dress fell down at the floor, Dejan stepped back and looked at her. She panicked a little at how quiet he suddenly became, was it her breasts? Did he regret his choice?

“You’re so damn beautiful” he eventually stated and she looked at him and saw a huge smile on his face. She didn’t know what to answer him, so she just took his hand and guided him to her bedroom. When they got there he pushed her to the bed before taking off his shirt and crawl ontop of her. He flipped them over so she was ontop before resuming to kissing her. Mimi didn’t even think, she craved the footballer so badly.

She grinded onto him and she could hear a small moan escape his mouth, she took this as a sign to continue as she moved her lips to his jaw and kissed slowly from the jaw down his neck. When getting to his chest she looked up at him as she started to take off his pants, and saw him meet her eyes with a huge smile. “I need to taste you” she said and bit her lip seductively. He helped her get the pants off and took of the boxers in a quick motion and Mimi’s eyes grew when she saw him.

He just grinned looking at her expression, but that grin quickly became a moan when she started stroking him slowly. She positioned herself and took the tip of his cock into her mouth while looking him straight into his eyes. Slowly she took more and more of him until she couldn’t fit more. Just then she felt one of his hands grabbing her hair as she picked up the pace.

“I’m… I’m.. so close” as soon as he said that she stopped and moved up to his face and kissed him. He looked so frustrated and she just grinned. “not yet” she said quietly in between kissing him. “You gotta please me first” she teased and laid down on the bed next to him, hinting for him to repay the favor.

He rolled over and cupped one of her boobs in his hand while slowly licking the nipple of the other. Noémie let out a moan but quickly bit her lip to quiet herself a little bit. Dejan noticed her trying to be quiet so he playfully bit her nipple to try making her be a little loud. “Oh my! Dejan!” she screamed as he grinned. He gave the same attention to the other boob before kissing down her body and took off her underwear. She had never wanted someone as much as she wanted Dejan right now, and seeing his smirk as he slowly rubbed her pussy giving extra attention to the clitoris just made her crave him so much more. She was breathing heavily when he suddenly stopped which made her look like a deer in headlights. “I bet I can make you cum using only my dick and fingers” he teased.

“I bet you can’t” she stated, knowing very well that she had not once had a man who knew how to satisfy her. “Oh well… loser makes breakfast” he shrugged and moved up to kiss her. “I like my eggs soft boiled” she said with a wink and he rolled his eyes. Without saying a word he put on a condom and kissed her before slowly entering her making them both moan.

After ten minutes of rough and fastpaced sex, he suddenly slowed down which made Mimi go insane. It felt so good and she wanted more, she wanted him to make her scream. He obviously must have seen her desperation as he slowly started rubbing her clit while slowly thrusting in and out of her. She did not want to admit it, but she was nearing a climax. It was as if he could read her mind because just then he went faster and harder, matching the movement with his fingers while starting to kiss her neck. Fuck… no… he could not win this! “OOHHH!” she couldn’t keep it in anymore and she came, hard. Just after he had mouthed “I win” to her he also came and his eyes widened and he looked at her “I think maybe the condom broke…”

Mimi’s heart stopped for a second before she pushed him off and ran towards the bathroom. She cleaned herself up and got back to the bed. “don’t worry, I’m on the pill” she reassured him before kissing his cheek. “You want to stay the night?” she then asked to which he laughed.

“You owe me a breakfast so I might as well” he answered and pulled her close. “Goodnight… Hermosa..?” he said and kissed her head. “Goodnight” she replied and closed her eyes, smiling wide.