#me @ me: die bitch
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lore accurate double black battle scene
#count your fucking blessings dazai#me when me when me when i#me when i.........#listen i'm normally very respectful (lies) BUT THERE IS JUST SOMETHING ABOUT NAKAHARA CHUUYA#not the biggest fan of men but they popped off with him#bitches will be like “ride or die?” how about i ride until i die#ANYWAY-#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#nakahara chuuya#chuuya nakahara#soukoku#skk#lotus draws
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my sister finished her first bg3 run, here's evil gang reunion photo <333 (withers invented polaroid for the occasion idc)
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#shadowheart#minthara#astarion#tav#oc: viivi @artharakka#he keeps the photo in his wallet too lol<3#they're everything to me your honor i lov them severely#i stg gang so good#not Morally lmao#but so delicious n ride and die...#it truly felt like survival simulator#and lemme tell u.. these bitches Lived💯‼️#(and yes selûnite shadowheart in evil gang it's how we roll babey🙏)#they all said fuck everyone else in their own way
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rook falling asleep on the red couch in the lighthouse dining room while lucanis is making dinner....... they were helping out by keeping him company and peeling and chopping potatoes for a while there but then the potatoes are done and the room is so safe and warm and smells like coffee and good food and lucanis is trying to explain something to spite and his voice is low and soft and good to listen to and rook's eyes only slip closed for a moment. they'll get up to save the world again or whatever in a second just. one moment. while the world is warm and kind. and then they're being shaken gently awake an hour later because it's time to eat and everyone's starting to drift hopefully dinner-wards
#lucanis looking down at peacefully sleeping rook like '...I *have* to figure out more things I can do for them than kill or die#because that's a bit limited long-term and one of those will probably mostly make them really upset. (also you only get to do it once.#just not good value for the price as gestures of love go.)#but maker I WILL also do that' as he drapes a blanket over them. and maybe strokes their hair. don't look at me#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#rook x lucanis#rookanis#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#do you guys ever yearn. are you filled with unspeakable longing. are you ever brought to your knees humbled and wrecked#before the altar of the mortifying simplicity and lack of grandeur of your own impossible desires. anyway#at one point rye is going to tell this man in a sort of bewilderment of joy and relief 'you make me feel so safe'#and he'll have to go 'you may be surprised to hear that that is not a sentiment a man in my profession gets to hear a lot usually'#'well get used to hearing it (bitch)(infinitely affectionate)'#and then they hug or something idk don't speak to me do not look at me
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You know, I have a hard time believing Ford liked Fidds that much when they first met.
This started off as: haha Stanford "Grammer, Stanley" Pines would have had an aneurysm meeting Fiddleford and then it spiraled out of control.
The last ones based off that one daredevil comic btw. (I saw it and I thought of them)
#i had way too much fun with this#ive never drawn these two before i was still nailing it down.#havent read book of bill idc if it contradicts this that evil triangle bitch is a liar#the irony of mr. im a freak being like woah whats wrong with that guy#ford has no self awareness i will die on this#i love fiddleford hes such a weirdo#hes just like me fr#ive never drawn these two before it was a process#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#old man mcgucket#college stanford#college fiddleford#fiddauthor#i guess#college fiddauthor
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"Nora doesn't know anything about the things she writes about" "aftg is terrible queer rep" "the queer characters in aftg are so problematic"
Idk guys maybe the book series abt problematic ppl set in 2006 and written in the mid 2010s shouldn't be expected to hold up against scrutiny of what we consider to be moral and correct now, in 2024
Idk tho, idk
#“nicky is a terrible person” bitch he not supposed to be some kind of perfect angel is he????#sry to burst ur bubble but gay men are actually capable of being horrible people just as much as straight men#“death of the author” how abt death of you#instigated by me#nora sakavic#aftg#all for the game#aftg hot takes#nicky hemmick#andrew minyard#kevin day#neil josten#nora knew exactly what she was doing and i will die on this hill#i am so so sick and tired of peoe acting like shes some sort of incompetent idiot who barely scraped together a plot#you do not have to stay in the fandom if you don't actually like the media#you can leave i promise#we dont really want you here
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call me crazy but there is a difference between treating your adult players like they are new to the world and treating your adult players like they have the memory of a goldfish and the vocabulary of a 9 year old
#the new players excuse is always going to be a cop out to me#new players can use the codex#or the fucking wiki#inquisition had tons of new players too#it wasnt written like that#its a deflection#also i had to change the age i put from 11 to 9 because i remembered#that i taught 6th grade language arts#and we did vocabulary#and 11 year olds have a bigger vocabulary than what veilguard uses in 99% of its writing#veilguard critical#they act like dragon age is special in its lore depth and complexity and plot#and that they had no choice but to over-explain because the plot is just SOOOOOO complex#when its not unique#every fantasy video game is like this#people enjoy exploring new worlds#meanwhile bg3 throws you into the forgotten realms lore and says learn to swim or die bitch!
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As a college student I cannot STAND the hate female professors get. You’ll meet a professor that everyone has been saying is too strict, stuck-up, and bad at her job and it’s like oh… she’s just an intelligent woman who doesn’t let you do fuck all in her classes because she values the education you are paying thousands of dollars to receive.
Meanwhile male professors always receive so much praise for doing the bare minimum at their jobs. A man has to be just slightly charismatic and everyone forgets that he kind of sucks at what he does
#and as a woman in the sciences#you HAVE to be blunt or else no one takes you seriously or thinks you have the authority about things you’ve been studying for years#but then you’re labeled as an unfriendly cold bitch who is difficult to work with#everyone’s least favorite professor in my program is one of the smartest people I’ve ever met in my life#and has given me some of the best advice when I’ve gone to her office hours#but everyone goes around rolling their eyes at her name because she’s quote unquote unapproachable#i will defend her till the day i DIE#radical feminism
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A scenario that was literally in my head this morning when I woke up: Hajime taking Fuyuhiko to a quiet corner to explain that he’s going to run and draw attention so everyone else can actually start living their lives, and Fuyuhiko being equally disbelieving and furious that Hajime thought they’d actually let him.

If he thinks anyone is letting go then obviously they just need to hold on harder
#an art#fuyuhiko kuzuryu#hajime hinata#Miggy the way I verbally lose it over our samebrain concepts can only be put in tags#Would he be more pissed off (how dare you think so little of everyone (me) as if we (i) would EVER let that go quietly)#Or more shocked (did we (i) not make it clear enough? This whole time you thought you were that expendable?? Did I make you think so??#(Hashtag peko reference. Is it fate to never be able to express how much someone means to you? Is it fate to give your self up for an ideal#Get slapped in the face with LOVE bitch you have a group of the most insane people in the world willing to risk it all for you#Like even before the Everything. These ppl are unwell about you Jimmy. You don't understand how special you are according to the FTE wiki#And ofc. I wouldn't be me if I didn't say.#'There is no life without you yours and mine are irrevocably entwined and if you go i go don't die without me' etc etc#^continued: 'you OBTUSE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKER DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU I-L-O-V-E-Y--'#the lobotomy is strong but the inferiority complex is stronger#Thank u Miggy u have turned over the soil in which my brainworms reside I'm gonna munch on this a while#I have an apartment to myself (!!!!!!!) and I fully plan on getting super high and focusing on My Boys. As fertiliser for my soil#I love making worm refs hehehehehehehehe#Cereal please (don't) look inside...
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Imagine having so much beef with a teenage girl that it’s literally the thing that kills you
Couldn’t be me lol
#eat shit and die hemlock you bitch#don’t mess with teenage girls they CAN and WILL fuck you up#the bad batch#star wars#tbb season 3#tbb finale#royce hemlock#tbb omega#it’s just so funny to me so here’s a post about it lol
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this hot pink bitch was named breakfast!!!
#my art#fanart#starkid#team starkid#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#nibbly#nibblenephim#kim whalen#this one was significantly more difficult than tinky.. something about the angle of the head#also having to spend a lot of effort on the mouth which i usually dont like doing but cmon. its nibbly. the mouth is like his whole deal#ALSO THE HAIR WAS SUCH A BITCH TO PAINT#and the bedazzled visor...... honestly the whole thing#i like how it turned out tho!!#oh also if u look closely i gave him pig eyes!!! something about the lib human forms looking pretty normal aside from freaky eyes#alas i once again had to shrink it because the canvas was the same size as tink's#cmon man discord can handle my giant canvases tumblr needs to get it together#speaking of are there any like starkid/hatchetfield discord servers that are active someone let me in im pawing at the door like a kitty ca
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yea that brotha’s starving 😭😭😭😭😭
#𐔌 . fwaist ! ౨ৎ#✦ ⌇ elowyn talks her shit !#mike faist#art donaldson#challengers#he is SOOOOOOOOO#ooo bitch.#he is built like a roman statue#his ADAM’S APPLE????? do u want me to DIE#the way he’s panting into her mouth god i need him#eating art donaldson for dinner today like a fully roasted pig#apple in his mouth and his back is arched and he’s glazed and marinated#i’m sorry that was intense
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Heeehee 29 for those dorks? 👀👀💖💖💖
29 - a kiss on the inside of the wrist.

Let the blade pass through flesh, let my blood touch the ground
Let my cries touch their hearts.
Let mine be the last sacrifice.
-Andraste 7:12
Big fan of the hc that Cullen recites the chants during vulnerable moments, he sees something to revere and the muscle memory comes back full force >:)
I think this moment happens at night in Skyhold when a restless Cullen finds Ali sleeping at her desk after a particularly hard mission. You cant see it, but Ali’s about to wake up and slap him (partly bc shes startled, partly bc its Cullen lol)
#Cullen ‘show me your thorns & I’ll show you hands ready to bleed’ Rutherford#love when two self-sacrificing bitches fight over who gets to die#tyty for the ask 💕!!#cullen rutherford#crowwart#dragon age inquisition#dragon age#dai#cullen x inquisitor#inquisitor trevelyan#oc: alexandra trevelyan#cullen dragon age
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Doctor who but every episode has River Song in it and the main character is River Song and the episodes are about River Song and the seasons are about River Song and the whole name of the show changes to River Song
#(this is a joke for legal purposes)#and I can die happy#because River song is there#my wife my woman THE LEGEND#I pray to her every night in hopes I can see her again#I need u curly hair bad bitch#river song come back to me come back to meeee#doctor who#dr who#dw#river song#alex kingston
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pros of being married: can openly thirst over husband with 0 shame
cons: ???????
#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#ushiten#haikyuu fanart#hq fanart#haikyu#kame arts#i love ushiten literally a me and the bad bitch I pulled bc we’re both autistic ass relationship#will die on the hill that they never get wedding rings bc it would get in the way of their respective jobs#and they know they’re married. who cares#not tagging ushisaku bc it’s quite lichrally a crumb. a man can respect a bad bitch#also. I forgot that the Tokyo Olympics did not have an audience so I was struggling w the references until I remembered. oopsie
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#someone has already done this probably but i couldn't find it so#yttd#ranmaru kageyama#your turn to die#me when a bad bitch tell me to do something
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I CANT GET OVER THEIR BANTER BRO JUST KISS ON THE AIR ATP
#THE AFFECTION AND TEASING IN PAULS TONE#IM GONNA THROW MYSELF INTO A RIVER AND DIE A DRAMATIC DEATH AND ITS GONNA BE THESE GAY BITCHES FAULT#THEY SICKEN ME#john lennon#paul mccartney#john and paul#jp#mclennon
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