#mcyt schlatt

[if-you-feel-lonely]

GINGERBREAD HOUSES WITH SCHLATT I BEG OF YOU!!

ask and you shall receive :D can be seen as platonic or romantic!! it's not meant to be romantic, but you can perceive it however you like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lonely's Advent Calendar - Day Two!

Prompt: Gingerbread houses

TW: Swearing, mild sexual joke

Event masterlist (discontinued)

"Build a gingerbread house on stream" they said. "It'll be fun!" they said.

They lied. They lied so so so much.

"That looks like shit." Schlatt said blandly.

"Oh my god, shut up, this isn't about you." You replied in a fake, exaggerated, angry tone. You looked at the camera with a deadpan look on your face. "Men, am I right? All about them." You sighed dramatically.

In all fairness, he wasn't wrong. The walls were falling to bits and the icing was incredibly smudged. From all the failed attempts at trying to fix it, the house had become more icing than gingerbread.

"That's me at midnight on the first of December," he grinned, earning a loud smack on the back of the head.

"What would Pope Francis say?" you shook your head at him, still trying to fix the monstrosity that was your current gingerbread house.

Said cardboard figure had been temporarily stationed in the kitchen. Schlatt turned to him with a thousand-yard stare.

"I've been thinking," you began.

He swiftly cut you off. "Don't hurt yourself."

"I'll hurt you in a second, if you keep this up." You glared at him playfully. "But I've been thinking, and I now have a plan, and a very good one at that."

You began to enact your plan whilst he watched in a mix of fear, judgement and confusion. The walls no longer stood tall - now fallen over to lean on each other, with the roof pieces been broken into two pieces each. Then came the strawberry laces that were haphazardly thrown over the gingerbread men, which all had a variety of clothing. One had a poor recreation of Charlie's first merch hoodie, one had Tommy's signature red and white shirt, and the final one was split in half, black and white with no added details.

"What is this scene?" He asked, laughing.

"Gas explosion." You deadpanned, staring into his eyes. "Not everybody gets a good Christmas, Schlatt."

"What's wrong with you?"

[emiartse]

“𝘕𝘰, 𝘕𝘰. 𝘐’𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺…”

i loved all the schlatt and techno bits

i started that video crying and ended it laughing my ass off🫶👑🐷

[morrowart]

DARLING GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAILL 💥💥💥

I feel so free when I draw dsmp fanarts

I'm so glad to come back here sometimes

[cabbagegunk]

tub doodle I’ll never finish

[nezavarenaya]

pretty old thing which is redrawning of my dsmp art series from 2022,, spent alot time on this i thought i'd die

[clowncapriccio]

ROUND TWO !!

[dxxdlilac]

cowboy schlatt... schlarthur morgan.............

[fridgrave]

my best friend really likes wilbur's look after ressurection so i was inspired to draw revived!sweater duo. they both are so fun to draw, my two favorite white dilfs

[pequins]

boyfriend jschlatt headcanons ── .✦

[ req open ! ]

• very clingy, (will insist he’s not) he loves physical affection in small and big ways, whether it’s a hand on your back, squeezing your thigh, crushing bear hugs or just being around you, he loves it.

• He’s not one for public displays of affection, if anything, he’ll hold your hand or give you quick pecks on the forehead or cheek.

• despite what most people think, he’s not that jealous, he’s very secure in your relationship and trusts that you both only have eyes for each other.

• overprotective however? absolutely. you’ll often have to listen to his small rants about doing things that could get you hurt; taking care of yourself or being safe when he’s not with you. even if he does the same things

• He isn't afraid to call you names or make jokes at your expense, but he’s careful to never say anything you could perceive a serious insult.

• he’s not good with words, it’s hard for him to properly express his feelings for you outside of physical contact and gifts. he’ll show his devotion through his own unique love language, just don’t expect handwritten declarations of love from the big guy.

• He’ll demand cuddles and follow you around like a lost puppy even when he's not streaming. he can’t be caught being a softie when people are watching, can he?

• He will always make sure you’re well taken care of and happy in the relationship, whether it be through his blunt kindness or little gestures. He’ll go out to buy your favorite candy or a treat in the middle of the night simply because you wanted it.

• more on nonverbal communication, he isnt good at apologizing either. if you get upset with him, he’ll go away for a few hours to let you cool off. he hopes everything will be blown over when he come back with your favorite things and a simple “im sorry”

• he struggles to sleep without you, you had to buy him a weighted blanket and body pillow for when he’s traveling because he can’t sleep without the feeling of someone sleeping on his chest/ something to squeeze.

• he loves making you food, it's one of the many ways he shows affection. He'll constantly ask if you're hungry or if you want a snack while he's in the kitchen, and when making meals for dinner. he always gives you the bigger portion no matter how much you protest.

• he definitely won’t mind you gaining weight, especially since it makes you extra squishy and cuddleable. he will always reassure you that you're beautiful to him regardless.

[curseds-spamblog]

The only minecraft server with no pedophiles!

[greeniscosmic]

he has a sadness in his eyes that you only see in gay european porn

[appleflavoredkitkats]

sorry im kind of emotional abt the fact that a tree grew in c!schlatt's limbo. smth abt c!schlatt and growing trees

[aceofthesea]

big catch 🐟

[hatchetislostpog]

Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Tommy: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Wilbur: *raises hand*

Quackity: *raises hand*

Schlatt: *raises hand*

Niki: *raises hand*

Charlie: *raises hand*

[schlattsdoll]

i saw in ur lc!schlatt hcs you have ideas about reader tripping the fuck out w ted when he took the 400mg edible............ care to share perchance?

hehe i've been THINKING ab this, inspo taken from my first time being high xo

ok so, being in the misfits house with the lunch club boys as they worked on signing the posters. just vibing on the couch, having just shared a small blunt with ted.

getting the BRILLIANT idea to grab some snacks from the spread on the table, you and ted both reach for the nerds rope, each having one. ted reaches for a second one when one of the misfits informs you two that you had just eaten an edible, causing you and ted to share a look, an even more panicked one when you heard how many mg the edible was. "oh fuck." "we're so fucked, dude."

schlatt laughing, then worrying about you (bc he's a caring boyfriend)

where as ted had the thought to attempt to throw up the edible, you just kinda buckled down and admitted defeat, getting ready to go for a ride.

ted & you sitting across from each other, setting up on couches opposite each other.

you whining for schlatt to give you his hoodie because it feels "like elsa unleashed her fucking snow minions in here."

laying on schlatt's lap while he gently plays with your hair, trying calm you down from the panic of being so high. "you're gonna be okay doll, it's okay."

being curled up on a couch with a blanket, when schlatt goes to torture ted with the massage gun, in your head yelling at him, but it actually coming out as a timid response. "jay, stop it!"

meanwhile, to mess with you, someone (charlie. it was slimecicle.) starts telling you really obvious facts about animals, that your high brain just couldn't comprehend.

"hey y/n/n, you know snakes don't have arms?"

HYSTERICAL CRYING while everyone, even schlatt, started laughing at you. "why don't they have arms???"

being a clingy babe for jay, needing him to hold and comfort you, making sure you're staying hydrated and not feeling too dizzy.

having to lay down in the backseat of the car on the way back to schlatt's hotel, and him carrying you up to his room.

he holds you all night, barely sleeping so he can make sure you're okay.

the next day, still feeling high, but a much more manageable level of it.

"no more nerds ropes..."

[purplifield]

‘S too big!!

You say when all he got in was first two inches. He chuckles looking at your fucked out face: lips fallen apart, eyes dazed and unfocused, cheeks flushed.

“Oh you can definitely take it, ya lil slut” he teases in your ear. Your wrists are above your head, held down by his one hand. So you can’t do anything than arch your back, while his other hands roams around your body.

You let out such loud whimper, when you feel him slide in further. Your head gets fizzy. “Slow down, please” only to understand, he was slow, you just had to handle it. He seemed to stop, and it have you hope “You’re all in?”

“Just a lil more, my girl” you open your eyes, only to see his expression change out of nowhere “I can make it faster” He chuckles.

You fail to say something, all you can do is scream out his name, since he thought it would be a good idea to just snap his hips forward and push rest of cock in your pussy.

“It’s too big it’s too big!” He mocked “and you took it all in”

Schlatt; Hobie Brown; earth8 Miles Morales; George Not Found; Sapnap; Foolish gamers; Bakugou… and your irl crush;)