#mcfucking help me 🙃🙃🙃

[glasseswearingrabbitdetective]

I want a hobby… 😶

Me to me; what hobbies you got??

…

🤔🤔🤔 I sleep! I .. write? I … draw..????? every few months or so :) it’s inconsistent. I listen to music! I watch detective Conan! I play games … if I can be bothered… I ?? 🤔 anyone else?? 🥲what do I even do in my life???? Every time someone asks me this I die a little more inside …. 🙃

[corrose]

The most evil and cursed Costco trip ever

1) done shopping, park my cart near the self checkout to go to the restroom before checking out. Very happy bc those sparkling drinks I like were finally restocked!

2) come out of the restroom. My cart is gone. Completely gone! Employee helped me look around but it just vanished. Who fucking stole my cart.

3) get a new cart. make the rounds and angrily gather up all the stuff I got the first time while wondering who stole my fucking cart.

4) get back to the front. THERE'S MY FUCKING CART IN THE RETURN TO STOCK SECTION!!!! AN EMPLOYEE STOLE MY CART! fume and check out angrily.

5) I deserve ice cream for this. I pack my stuff in the car and go to the food court. All the self-service kiosks are out of order and the line is 30+ people deep. I stand there for like 5 minutes without moving. Fuck it. I'm going to the Costco closer to my house, it's on the drive back anyways. If they don't have the vanilla/strawberry swirl I might just mcfucking lose it.

6) at the Costco close to my house. Get ice cream and hot dog. They don't have strawberry even though it says strawberry on the sign board 🥺 sadly get vanilla 😔

7) hot dog bun falls apart on me when I try to add condiments so I can't put it back in the bag. Great. This is a universal Costco hot dog experience right.

8) I don't want to eat at the food court. I want to eat at home. Fuck it. Bring the leaking hot dog and my vanilla ice cream home. I need to sit down at home so badly and eat this damn hot dog.

9) GET STUCK BEHIND A SLOW DRIVER ON THE WAY BACK. GIRL THE LIGHT IS GREEEEEEEN JUST GOOOOOOOOO (Mcfucking losing it)

10) home. Unpacking my purchases. One of the fucking bottles of sparkling drink is leaking in my trunk🙃

Okay. End of cursed Costco trip. I'm eating my fucking hot dog and going to bed at 8pm.

[saintedbythestorm]

Sometimes I wish I could send people the anxiety and stress they put me through... just so they could stop putting me through it.

I swear some of them would just spontaneously combust.