#mcdracula

[cipheramnesia]

Okay okay so there's all those empty houses, which are owned by a bunch of rich assholes as investment properties, and like it turns out a couple of those rich assholes are ancient vampires, and like obviously they're undead, they've got billions in wealth, they catch some girl doing chemistry homework in the middle of their McDracula Castle and they do her in, and it's awful, don't think about this. But our protagonist shows up and stumbles into the scene of the carnage, unluckily a minute or two before the county cops obviously deep down into the old vampire pockets, copping a bit of the old world wealth to put in that new game room in the basement. This is less than ideal for a protagonist being tortured in ways well we shan't say, but let's just leave at that the poor kiddo ends up with a lot of rounds of police issued shotgun rounds to the chest, unceremoniously buried behind the hot rod wheel in Ye Olde Abandoned Construction Site, kind of cliche but those things are all over the place.

Whenever I start out with "If I was in charge of this mass marketer major IP character, here's how I'd write it," it usually ends up somewhere so far remover from the original concept that I figure I may as well write it on my own.

[da-at-ass]

Fuck me, that Kyubey post unironically made me realize that that's essentially what my ex's "apologies" always boiled down to.... the power of anime.....

RIGHT? Between this and Utena, anime’s given me a lifetime of liberation packages by now, I swear.

Also congrats on moving past them!!! Go you!

[arsenic-in-coffee]

So there was a really cool night where I met Tim Cappello; since he’s a million percent the nicest, he took a picture with my Dracula McNugget. This is an appreciation post for Tim Cappello and McNugget Buddies.

[gheckoe]

James unfortunately I know a lot about Game of Thrones so feel free to ask me stuff so you can make money

👀

if you know, like, big-name fans and prominent Discourse, i would greatly appreciate a nudge in the right direction.

i also don’t know how to get into it properly? but i’ll figure that out

[acosmic]

🌻

john donne was a shitty old bitch who didn’t know that this poem would have been way better if it was about a vampire child

[voiidian]

man, we should make like a discord or smth for ppl who worship/follow the Outsider. there's more than i thought

dude that’d be sick as hell omg.... i’m totally up for it :0

[gheckoe]

mcdracula replied to your post “we're going to have to fight' FUCK WITH ME werewolves are objectively...”

UM i wouldn't call /remus lupin/ a jock

i completely forgot that harry potter was a thing for a second sfksldflsk he can be Werewolf Georg

[gheckoe]

'we're going to have to fight' FUCK WITH ME werewolves are objectively superior

vampires are hypoallergenic and goths are hot!

werewolves are just jocks with clearly defined outlets for their anger issues, which i respect but still