#mcdonalds sprite was such a good kitten

[bludraws094]

the five and a half minute hallway

made this at the mix lab at the science museum

navidson is a cutout that i glued onto the main sheet of paper

all of the colors were done in alcohol(?) markers on the backside, so that they would bleed through

i got to tell other people there about house of leaves while i drew it :3 also there was a kitten named mcdonalds sprite

if any of the people who were there see this (which i doubt they will) and have pictures of mcdonalds sprite please add pictures of him i didnt get to take any bcus i didnt want to photograph any of the people who held him without permission and my anxious ass was not asking to take pictures of people holding a cat

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[therhythmafterthesummer]

I have arrived📢📢📢📢‼️‼️‼️🫵🫵 :

Kamen Rider… you are so real.

Personally if someone turned into a giant dog in front of me I’d pass out but not before the loudest scream in history of sound has left my throat. But you go kitten!

Hearing internal organs.. i do wonder if the stomach sounds like freshly poured McDonald’s sprite

please minho i walk past a high school every afternoon and the smell in this weather will make you want to die

step dad mom working 3 jobs oh rhythm you have thought this tf out

Minho realizing his crush and Chan nearly biting pretty during full moon .. maybe we need it to be full moon everyday

betting on Chris x pretty fucking or not is insane because the outcome will 99,99% be yes so where’s the betting part

how did you come up with the name sir percival

THE CAT WARNING MINHPOFKFSKDJJFNXBZNSJ

well you’re missing out sir percival this was hot!

The cat moving into the den… he’s about to experience his worst nightmare with Chris and pretty

Conclusion : like always a good and amazing and perfect read 🏆

-🗒️

kitten is just as weird as minho, ofc she wouldn't pass out sdkjfhskjdfhf

not the freshly poured mcdonald's sprite omg... i wonder how that specific liquid going down would sound like with enhanced senses...

i've thought about minho's family situation probably too much for my own good tbh

hey, chris and pretty aren't fucking all the time..... sometimes they're just... they're just really close to each other..... questionably close..... okay, wait a damn minute....

i named the cat Sir Percival because, when we were teens, my best friend had a cat whose full name was "Sir Arthur of Camelot" (Cam for short), and while i was trying to come up with a name for kitten's rescued cat i just remembered him and decided to use sir percival instead because of percival from bbc merlin haha

i wonder if sir percival would care much about chris x pretty's bedroom shenanigans... i'm sure his hesitancy towards minho x kitten is just because... those are His Parents at this point, and nobody wants to see their parents in that situation LOL

glad you enjoyed it, bb!! thanks for leaving your notes here as always hahah

[zooophagous]

So I regularly foster kittens which means I get to name them. I like to keep litters in a theme, like once I did all Greek monsters and once I did like Laptop, Keyboard, WiFi, Pixel, etc. Litters can be 2-6 kittens. What are some good name ideas? Bonus points for originality.

Oh thats fun, I recommend a modified version of the game I call "Racehorse name."

Now, race horses are infamous for their elaborate and often ridiculous names. To play Racehorse name, think "I Spy" but to find an object that would make the funniest name.

So for example you're driving down the street and you see a bill board for McDonald's and you might get "Racehorse name: McRib is Back"

So on that note I suggest starting with fast food menu items. Kitten name: Baja Blast, Whopper, Crunchwrap, Burrito Bowl, McDonald's Sprite, etc.

This also works if you live somewhere with a large commercial shopping district. So you could get Kitten names like Burlington Coat Factory, Gordmans and Old Navy.

[realcube]

What BNHA Heroes have their s/o saved as in their phone

Class 1A x Reader

+ Aizawa and Shinsou

tw// cussing, cringe smh, lots of love <3 

Class 1A

Yuga Aoyama 

he has you saved as ‘my ✨star✨’

and honestly you love it because he calls you that in real life too 

Mina Ashido 

she has you saved as ‘bubs 💞💓💖💝💘💕’

 the only reason there isn’t more hearts was because of the limit smh

she changes it every few weeks to a new pet name though

also she calls you that irl sometimes

Tsuyu Asui

she has you saved as ‘my flower 🌺’

honestly, the only reason she put you as that rather than your name because of your intense love for flora

every date you take Tsuyu on is always to somewhere with beautiful scenery and an abundance of flowers

Tenya Iida 

he has you saved as ‘beef stew’

he originally had you saved as ‘(Y/N) (L/N)’ 

but you showed him that you had him saved as ‘Honey’ so he wanted to save you under a pet name too

however, he couldn’t really think of one so he asked for you assistance and you told him that most cute pet names come from food

“So, what food do I remind you of, Iida?” 

“Beef stew.” 

Needless to say you both were laughing your asses off for a while after that 

but it’s still cute because beef stew is his favourite food just like you are his favourite person

Ochako Uraraka

she has you saved as ‘(L/N) <3 ’

she wanted to use a heart emoticon but her flip-phone doesn’t let her smh

Also she doesn’t have a pet name for you yet but she is working on it 

like she tried calling you ‘baby girl’ but then you explained to her the sexual undertones to that name so she stopped and she’s been too embarrassed since then to try again 

Mashirao Ojiro

he has you saved as ‘tail boy’s s/o 🤪’

y’all had a whole-ass discussion about this one time lmao

y’all were brainstorming ideas for what you should save each other as in your phones

you didn’t want to have something basic like ‘babe’ or ‘my heart🥰’ but rather something funny and you suggested (jokingly) to save his contact as ‘tail boy’

and rather than being offended like you thought he’d be, you both ended up laughing your asses of together for a solid 5 minutes (at least)

so you saved his contact as that and since he couldn’t come up with a funny nickname in relation to your quirk, he just saved you as ‘tail boy’s s/o🤪’

��Denki Kaminari 

he has you saved as ‘ASH CECHUM 😩😳💦🌚💓🧀'

plz don’t ask about the emojis idek

anyway, he saw that you saved him as ‘Pikachu <3′ which makes sense considering his quirk..

so he took it upon himself to save your contact as - in his own words - “That guy who owns the Pikachu from Pokémon’ 

however, despite the fact he has watched Pokémon before, he had no idea how to spell Ash’s second name and apparently the thought never came him that; ‘hey, maybe I should google it.’

so he just sounded it out 

as for the all caps, contrary to popular belief , he does know how to turn it off

he just chooses not to for the aesthetic and also it takes a lot of effort 

that is why he doesn’t use proper punctuation either 

Eijiro Kirishima

he has you saved as ‘love bug’

honestly, you’re not too sure of when or why he changed your contact name after y’all started dating but..

you thought it was cute but..a bit cringe

obviously you didn’t say anything about it though, you weren’t trying to be mean to your boyfriend for no reason

it’s not like he called you that irl

however, he’d be out of his mind if he thought you were gonna save him as something like that 

the best he’ll get from you is ‘Kiri babe 🤘' (get it? bc...rock!)

Kouji Koda 

he has you saved as ‘love bug’

ASKJFCWB YOU THINK IT IS OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD ADORABLE OML

like it makes sense because he like talks to insects and stuff and you’re his lil love bug cause you are his lover and stuff hhhhh

also because of the size difference between you and him, i mean, you are basically the size of an insect compared to him 

in short, Koda supremacy  🙇‍♀️🙇‍♂️

Rikidou Satou

he has you saved as ‘sugar pie’ 

honestly, poor man

he was completely clueless when you asked him to save you as something cute 

like, he know what you meant...but he had no idea what to go for 

so you chose for him 👍

and you made a pretty good decision tbh I mean, it’s cute! it relates to his quirk and all

and he has started to call you that irl sometimes and it always makes your heart go brrrrrrr

Mezou Shouji 

he has you saved as ‘hunk’ 

ok, i know i said Satou was a poor man but let me just say

THIS POOR MAN 

you told him it’d be cute if you both saved each other as cute pet names in your phones and dead ass him response ‘you’re not my pet though..’

AAAAAAAAAAA

so after a lot of explaining, as an example you whipped out your own phone and showed him how you had saved him as ‘hunk’ 

...he really went and just copied you

you thought that was so funny and precious though so you didn’t ask him to change it

Kyouka Jirou 

she has you saved as ‘my melody 🎶’

ok, so it started when she noticed that you use the same pen everyday - a My Melody one

she thought that was so fucking adorable and she kinda started teasing you for it; not that you minded though

she also thought it was so cute when you’d get all flustered 

so one day she just decided to change your contact name to that 

it also kinda tied in with her love for music (but mostly her love for you uwu)

Hanta Sero

he has you saved as ‘my honey nutter butter biscuit’

after Kirishima called his s/o ‘love bug’ infront of y’all that one time, you both spent the next hour taking the piss and laughing at how over-the-top couple nicknames are sometimes 

so just #for the meme he saved your contact as a hyperbole of what those cringe couple pet names are like

oh and you have him saved as ‘My beloved sweet peach taco’

Fumikage Tokoyami

he has you saved as ‘Helena’

yeah, he wanted to be edgy and save your contact after a MCR song

(no, he does not know that Helena is about Gerard’s grandmother but don’t you dare tell him)

Shoto Todoroki

he has you saved as ‘(Y/N) (L/N) 💖’

you texted him something during lunch one time to see his reaction while you were sitting next to him but then you noticed that your name in his phone was simply ‘(Y/N) (L/N)’

you mentioned it briefly but you didn’t make a fuss out of it because it really wasn’t a big deal

however, he asked to see what his name in your phone was and you showed him

you had saved him as ‘Babey ( •̀ ω •́ )✧’

he went home and did some research on some good pet names to save you as in his phone

after that, his search history kinda looked like;

‘pet names’

‘pet names for humans’

‘pet names for lovers’

‘cute nicknames for my girlfriend’

‘cute emoticons’

he deadass came in the next day and the first thing he did was pull out his phone and show you the emoji he put next to your name

“Look, (L/N). I found this emoticon and put it next to your contact name in my phone.”

yes, he sound like boomer..obvs

he spends 90% of his free time training rather than on his phone 

and the time that he is on his phone, he isn’t using emojis, he is searching shit like 

‘how to hack into a credit card without the PIN’

Tooru Hagakure

she saves you as ‘❤😘’

no, she doesn’t need to save you as your name to remember who you are 

she’s not a peasant

Katsuki Bakugo

he has you saved as ‘pretty stupid face’

originally it was just ‘stupid face’

but you noticed it and just dropped a subtle comment like “hey, that’s mean.”

so he came in the next day with ‘pretty’ added to the start

“i am genuinely too nice to you sometimes.” he’d say

“THE STUPID FACE PART IS STILL THERE”

“I KNOW BUT I ADDED PRETTY TO THE START!!”

“Wow, tch, such I gentleman-”

“I know-HEY WAIT WAS THAT SARCASM?!”

Izuku Midoriya 

he has you saved as ‘sweetest love muffin’

you that one couple i mentioned in Sero’s headcanons?

yeah, that’s y’all

you are both literally that couple

“No, you hang up.”

“No, you hang up!”

“Nooo, cause I’ll miss you”

“I’ll miss you moreeee”

he literally threw a bunch of his favourite adjectives into a pet name lol

also your contact name for him is something on a similar wavelength

Minoru Mineta

I know most y’all would’ve even give him your number lol

but for those who would 🤮

he has you saved as ‘sweet cheeks’ or sumn 

Momo Yaoyorozu

she has you saved as ‘My McMuffin’

HOL UP LET ME EXPLAIN

ok so she let you take her to McDonald’s cause you wanted to see her reaction since she is used to gourmet cuisine or whatever

so it was sure to be entertaining 

and it was 

but not in a good way

she was almost sick after she had a bite of a big mac and then she tried to wash it down with the Sprite but then she fainted for like a solid 10 seconds

once she came back, she obviously wanted to leave..so you did 

A year later, y’all are in the town and both of you are starving 

But Momo realised that she didn’t have her card on her or any money but that was fine because at least you had your debit card on you 

You had enough money on it for a taxi back to Momos place and a McMuffin each

Obviously she didn’t want one but when you started eating in front of her, of course she wanted a taste

and so it was love at first bite

she loved it so much so of course you bought another one for her and she consumed it in a millisecond (not literally)

so now she has your contact saved as the one thing competing against you for her love - a McMuffin

Shota Aizawa

unfortunately he does not have your contact saved as ‘kitten’

instead, in his phone you are saved as ‘The One  💙’

simple, yet it effectively shows his admiration - just the way he likes it

 and he only added the emoji to make your name stand out more so he could easily tell whether he was gonna ignore the following message or not

because if Mike is texting him telling his that he needs the extremely important documents that Aizawa keeps in his coded filing cabinet, Shota will be like -.-

but if you text him asking for him to pick up chocolate on his way home, he’ll be like 🏃‍♂️

Hitoshi Shinso 

he has you saved as ‘big daddy’

plz don’t ask 

it’s an inside joke between you and him

okay well, if you must know 

y’all were trying to come up with the most absurd nicknames for each other that kinda sound legit 

some other gems 

‘Muscleman’

‘Big scary snookums’

‘sexy giant’

[eldritchsurveys]

o66.

Have you ever been in a love triangle? >> No. How bad are your hangovers? >> The most I’ll get the morning after drinking is some brain fog and a sour stomach (nothing a good meal and a ginger gummy or two won’t fix) What color are your nails currently painted? How about your toenails? >> Black, but it’s chipping and peeling everywhere so I gotta get my executive function together and redo them. Would you rather have a $50 gift card to Starbucks or a $50 gift card to McDonald’s? >> Starbucks, because what I like from there is more expensive than the stuff I like from McD’s. Do you think Taco Bell is nasty? >> I don’t like everything they sell, of course, but in general I’m always down for some Taco Hell.

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Do you like being home alone or does it freak you out? >> I don’t like being home alone when my mind’s doing its delusion thing, because having someone around is grounding. But otherwise I’m fine with it. Would you ever kiss anyone you texted today? >> I haven’t texted anyone. But I’ve left comments today which is almost like texting, and sure, I’d kiss Hallie. Do you have any bruises on you? >> No. How was 2011 for you? >> Holy shit, uh... let me think... what even was 2011? The only thing I know is that I was with Hallie for at least a couple of months in that year, because I know I was there three winters in a row and 2012/2013 was the last one, so 2010/2011 and 2011/2012 are the other two. I don’t know where I was or what I was doing for the rest of the year, though... maybe I was at 7F, or maybe not... ugh, this is why I wish old accounts of mine were still active, so I could rebuild timelines.

Do you like sprinkles on your ice cream? >> I do sometimes. Honestly, have you ever crashed a party before? >> No. Do you hide things in your underwear drawer? >> No. Have you ever gone out in public in pajamas? >> Yeah, to go to the mailbox. Or, when I lived in NY, to go to the bodega. Because, like, who cares.

If you had to recommend a movie to somebody right now, what would it be? >> Keanu. It’s by two of my favourite comedians. It’s silly and it stars a gangster kitten, what more could you want?

Can you say “Sally sells seashells by the sea shore” fast without messing up? >> Yeah. Is your hair naturally straight, wavy, or curly? Do you like it? >> Naturally kinky. Meh.

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Where do you spend most of your time at? >> Home.

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