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[mackenzie-lukasiaks]

I said in my tags today that I wanted to see if maddie really had been on top of the pyramid more than all the other dancers combined, and since I apparently have nothing better to do, I used the dance moms wiki to find out. below the cut for extreme length and also for how very, very sad my life is that this is what I just spent roughly a half hour doing on a saturday night.

season one

the competition begins: maddie

wildly inappropriate: maddie

cheerleader blues: maddie

stealing the show: brooke

when stars collide: maddie

dying to dance: maddie

she’s a fighter: maddie

love on the dance floor: maddie and brandon pent

from ballerinas to showgirls: chloe

cathy brings it on: maddie

it all ends here: maddie

there’s only one star: n/a

s1 counts: maddie (9), brooke (1), chloe (1), brandon pent (1)

season 2

everyone’s replaceable: maddie

return of candy apples: maddie

brooke’s turning point: brooke

no one likes a bully: chloe

brooke’s back: brooke

wardrobe malfunction: mackenzie

bullets and ballet: paige

the runaway mom: nia

topless showgirls: maddie

miami heat wave: maddie

melissa pleads the fifth: maddie

waiting for joffrey: maddie

abbygeddon: maddie

the battle begins: chloe

night of the living dancers: chloe

i know what you did last competition: maddie

maddie has a secret: mackenzie

how do you like them apples: maddie and maddie

worst birthday party ever: chloe

guess who’s back: maddie

break a leg: maddie

revenge of the candy apples: nia

recital to end all recitals: nia

new girl in town: maddie

solo fever: mackenzie

nationals 90210: maddie

s2 counts: maddie (14), chloe (4), mackenzie (3), nia (3), brooke (2), paige (1)

season 3

the beginning of the end: n/a (assumed to be chloe)

out with the old in with the new: n/a (assumed to be maddie)

but i’m a national champion: sophia

liar liar dance mom on fire: sophia

revenge of the replacements: mackenzie

boys are cuties, girls have cooties: n/a

rotten to the core: kendall

you’ve been unfriended: maddie

bye bye baby: maddie

all’s fair in love and war: maddie

camouflaged maneuvers: brooke

the apple of her eye: nia

she’s a maniac: maddie

watch your back, mack: maddie

the politics of dancing: asia

may i have this dance: maddie

the view from the top/candy apples showdown: chloe

boy crazy, mom crazy: maddie

two girls, one solo: brooke

tap versus hip-hop: maddie

recital rebellion: mackenzie

clash of the dance moms: kendall

the dancing dead: nia

gone, abby, gone: n/a

on-again, off-again abby: n/a

diva las vegas: chloe

do-si-do and do-si-don’t: asia

the big, not so, easy: maddie

s3 counts: maddie (10, including the one not shown), chloe (3, including the one not shown), kendall (2) nia (2), brooke (2), mackenzie (2), asia (2), sophia (2)

season 4

welcome back, now don’t get too comfy: maddie

two can play this game: maddie

abby strikes back: maddie

chloe vs kendall round 2: maddie

no one is safe: chloe

clash of the chloes: nia

big trouble in the big apple: maddie

wingman down: kalani

nothing’s fair in abbyville: maddie

no solo for you: kalani

blame it on the new girl: maddie

sister showdown: kendall

decisions, decisions: kelly

family comes first: kalani

lights, camera, dance: maddie

presenting my new team: mackenzie

double the moms, double the trouble: chloe

kiss or get off the pot: sarah hunt

three soloists, one star: kendall and sarah hunt

abby-phobic: kendall

chloe gets revenge: maddie

no more crybabies: maddie

the understudies: maddie

another one bites the dust: n/a (pyramid in a line, but abby says maddie should be on top)

45 second solos: nia

hollywood, here we come: maddie

s4 counts: maddie (13, including the one with the pyramid in a line), kalani (3),  kendall (3), chloe (2), nia (2), sarah hunt (2), mackenzie (1), kelly (1)

season 5

99 problems but a mom ain’t one: maddie

abby got served: kalani

jojo with a bow bow: maddie

bye bye pittsburgh: mackenzie

hello hollywood, goodbye abby: n/a

nia risks it all: maddie

wild wild west coast: kendall

the great divide: maddie

the new maddie?: kalani

nia’s last chance: maddie

abby’s trash, cathy’s treasure: maddie

mackenzie’s time to shine: kalani

hollywood, round two: maddie

maddie vs. kalani: kendall

video killed the aldc star: kendall and maddie

showdown in pittsburgh: maddie

live from la, it’s kendall k: maddie

maddie vs. mackenzie: kalani

west coast strikes back: mackenzie

abby vs. kira: maddie

where in the world is abby lee miller?: n/a

abby vs kira again: n/a

solo battle round 1: kendall

baby dance mama drama: mackenzie

nia vs. kalani winner takes all: maddie

chaos at nationals: nia

s5 counts: maddie (12), kalani (4), kendall (4), mackenzie (3), nia (1)

season 6

new season, new rules: n/a

abby vs. melissa: brynn

mini dancers, big problems: kalani

now you see abby, now you don’t: maddie

abby’s replaceable: n/a

abby’s new favorites: mackenzie

debbie allen to the rescue: n/a

maddie is back: kalani

nia saves the day: mackenzie

abby lee horror story: maddie

the maddie rumor: maddie

brynn’s big moment: maddie and mackenzie

aldc does vegas: brynn

jojo steals the show show: brynn

melissa’s announcement: brynn

mack z vs. abby lee: jojo

mini madness: mackenzie

one last dance: maddie

abby’s new beginning: brynn and kendall

nia and kendall face off: kalani

return of the minis: nia

mommy meltdown: kalani, kendall, and elliana

mini mayhem: nia and lilliana

abby, you’re fired: brynn, kalani, peyton, areana

jojo is a no show: brynn

aldc for sale?: n/a

float like a butterfly, sting like ab-bee: brynn and lilliana

two teams, two studios: n/a

s6 counts: brynn (8), kalani (5), maddie (5), mackenzie (4), kendall (2), lilliana (2), nia (1), jojo (1), peyton (1), areana (1), elliana (1)

season 7

fight for your life: n/a

abby’s worst nightmare: n/a

return of the rotten apples: brynn and kendall

winner takes all: kendall

new kid on the block: kalani

no clowning around: brynn

the fresno curse: nia

aldc ain’t dead yet: camryn

battle of the blondes: lilliana

breathless in denver: kalani

leaving la la land: kalani

it’s not always sunny in pittsburgh: elliana

same old frenemies: n/a

judgment day approaches: kalani

abby flies the coop: maesi

out with abby, in with chloe: n/a

all choked up: nia

stamina, stamina, stamina: brynn

ashlee’s big decision: n/a

there’s a new team in town: n/a

everyone’s replaceable, even abby: n/a

under cheryl’s spell: n/a

the best is yet to come: n/a

s7 counts: kalani (4), brynn (3), nia (2), kendall (2), camryn (1), maesi (1), lilliana (1), elliana (1)

OVERALL TOTALS

maddie: 63

kalani: 16

mackenzie: 13

kendall: 13

nia: 11

brynn: 11

chloe: 10

brooke: 5

lilliana: 3

sophia: 2

asia: 2

elliana: 2

sarah hunt: 2

paige: 1

jojo: 1

camryn: 1

maesi: 1

peyton: 1

areana: 1

kelly: 1

brandon pent: 1

if you count up every other person to ever be on top of the pyramid, they have 98 to maddie’s 63. if you count up every original member, they have 40 to maddie’s 63. if you count up every original member plus kendall and kalani, they have 69 to maddie’s 63.

but there’s really no competition. maddie was, by far, the leader of the pyramid.

(edit: somehow forgot jojo in the final tally, but since she was only on the top of the pyramid once, her addition does not drastically change the final counts)

(edit 2: I mistakenly put kalani at the top of the pyramid for return of the rotten apples, when it was actually brynn and kendall. because of this, kalani’s total count is actually 16, and kendall’s is actually 13.)

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2 ISIS OPERATIVES ARRESTED IN KERALA AND VIJAYAN NAMED IN CUSTOMS CHARGESHEET IN GOLD SMUGGLING CASE

Namaskar. On August 17, the National Investigative Agency (NIA) arrested two ISIS operatives, Mizha Siddique and Shifa Harris, residents of Kannur District of Kerala.

Mizha travelled to Teheran, Iran along with her associate to go to ISIS in Syria. On the instructions of an associate, Mohammed Ameen AKA Abu Yahya, she created Instagram/ Telegram and Hoop pages to propagate the violent Jihadi ideology and also to motivate/ radicalise and recruit gullible Muslim youth for ISIS. Not only that, but she also radicalised her cousins Mus’Hab Anwar and Shifa Harris and was motivating them to join ISIS.

Shifa Harris, on the instructions of Mizah and Mus’Hab, transferred funds to Mohammad Waqar Lone AKA Wilson Kashmiri for supporting ISIS activities. She was even willing to go to ISIS controlled territory to join ISIS.

This news should not come as a shock to you – we at PGurus have been telling all along that Kerala is the Laboratory that is rich with talent in engineering/ technology and medicine and entities like ISIS have easy access to brainwashed youth.

Now with Taliban in control in Afghanistan, such incidents will only grow. The nation needs to be watchful.7 New Encrypted Apps caught in Kerala

More and more new apps are emerging from breaking up various terror modules in Kerala. So far seven have been identified and these apps are used to send money to their counterparts in African countries through Dubai. They are like WhatsApp but with a different method of encryption. The links extend to Pakistan and Bangladesh too. These kinds of apps provide 3 key benefits:

The conversations are not monitored by investigating agencies so there is no danger of being listened upon.

Plans to launder money, plot acts of violence can be freely discussed. And

Mayhem and destruction can be co-ordinated from outside of India by countries inimical to India with no fear of getting caught

Vijayan NAMED IN GOld Smuggling Case

In what can only be more damaging news for Chief Minister Pinarayi Vijayan, he has been named by the Customs it its show cause notice on Gold Smuggling. Remember the detailed stories that appeared in PGurus on a Public Relations Officer Swapna and how she was caught smuggling gold into Kerala from UAE? At that time, the name of Chief Secretary Sivasankaran also surfaced but now it is shown to be a much bigger problem for the CPI-M government. The then Speaker P Sreeramakrishnan and CM, Pinarayi Vijayan are also now named.

So, what will happen? In my opinion, the best-case scenario is that Vijayan would resign, the concerned diplomats will be recalled to the UAE and India might extract a concession or two from UAE. But there is a rider – he might install his son-in-law as the next CM - after all, he is already in the Cabinet. If this should happen, Kerala can officially be declared as the next Kashmir. One “minority” community which was already ruling the state using proxies, will emerge from the shadows and bare its fangs.

What is mind-boggling is that the electorate of Kerala, which prides on being the most educated in the country, and a place where Politics is discussed 24x7, did not see the nefarious nexus between CPI-M politicians and some members of the UAE Consulate, who were allowing Gold to be smuggled using their diplomatic pouches. If there ever was an example of a frog being slow-cooked, it is the Hindus of Kerala. Dream on, dear Sanatanis, you are about to witness what “Secularism” is.

Back to the Gold smuggling

After a brief hiatus, gold smuggling will resume. We forget that UAE is so prosperous today because of short-sighted policies of India till PVN came along on taxing imports heavily. India’s love for Gold and a stupid Congress which was hell-bent on implementing Socialism ensured that all gold from the world came into the UAE and then got smuggled into India. The solution? Remove customs duties – in six months, this trade will collapse. The Customs Department can then concentrate on dismantling the terror networks that have formed and are ready to strike – not just in India, but abroad too. And there is a rider – only clean customs officers to be deployed – the rest can be retired compulsorily under 56 (J).

Where will the funding for all this come, you ask? Read my book Who painted my money white? All questions that you were afraid to ask are answered.

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