#maybe�� perhaps it’s me…. whatttt

[whumpy-wyrms]

some random whumpy doodles i forgor i made :P teehee

[asydicsydney]

WTNV 240 LIVE REACTION

(Title and art) YESSSSSS!!! Also "He is holding a cat" reference real

:0 John! Hiiii

I need my ears to listen to Night Vale, Cecil! >:T

Music still weird

(Pause) Tamika is housing the boy, yet she was the one most against Kevin

There's other places you can get knives, Cecil 🙄

Acting like a damn therapist

This isn't an "on to the news" moment!!

I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW U-VIEW IS THE ONLY FILLER DEC. 15TH EP WTF???

Please let this connect to Cecil's dad in It Doesn't Hold Up

Lee Marvin mention <3 (please bring back dad lore)

Cecil... Are you jealous they have records of their family?

Kevin used to journal... (I sound like a widow)

TRYING OUT DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE PERSON HE COULD BE?? IS IT NOT OBVIOUS??

The post office... That closed in year one?

I am a roleplayer in the year 1980 so this is helpful thank you

That's not.. y'know what, you do you Larry

INTERTWINING STORIES OH FUCK

He's educating himself on corrupt businesses, awww

Night Vale movie when? /j

That.. conversation is very Kevin coded

WHATTTT NONONONONONO (FULL NMAE MENTION AS WELL WTF)

Earl Harla- no it's Gino's, first date reference :)

The same names, double bar, vultures... How very doubles of you

Oh.. okay

Real

So Cecil has the knife now?

NOOOOO

AHHHHHHHHHH

Highly advanced techniques 🧐

"The secret of science is: so much of it is beautiful"

Anymore?? He's gathering information to return home...

I'll take vaguely menacing sentences for 200, Alex!

FAMILIAR TO YOU HUH? MAYBE CAUSE IT'S YOU IN ANOTHER TIMELINE, BITCH??

This weekend's weather? You've never said it like that. The weather for All Smiles Day, perhaps?

This weather is a helluva vibe

Vaguely menacing sentences...

"Past performance is not a predictor of future results" I swear to Smiling God that was in a Strex ad

🙂

MY SIDE OF THE STORY? THIS IS FUCKING SANDSTORM I CALLED IT

He's never gotten to live his story :(

Oh that's a hell of a line "please don't make *me* make this difficult"

He wants to KNOW

BE NOT AFRAID

HOLY HELL

Cecil wants to know nothing. Kevin wants to know everything

YESSSSSSSSSS HIIIII MY SWEET BOY

:O

END OF EPISODE WOW

YOU'RE TELLING ME WE HAVE TO WAIT TILL FEBRUARY YOU ASS

"THE VOICE OF THE BOY"

Actual advice? Oh, okay

The "From PRX" voice is different? Probably nothing to do with them

What if this Kevin story and Cecil dad lore intersected? We do know Kevin's dad.. and that he was a bad person

[theriverpointace]

you work at an antique shop?!? that's so cool whatttt

thanks! yeah, it's this little place downtown, a small business among like a dozen other small businesses. it's almost a family business lol, with the exception of me and the ladies who work at the other location across the street. i mostly just price inventory and keep some of the displays (jellies, candles, tea, quilts) neat, but sometimes i also get enlisted to help set up the displays! here's a display i set up (mostly) on my own :3

on the side of the street i work at, it's a combination antique stuff and newer home decor stuff, like the towels and apron in the photo, and it's sorted by different themes. at christmas we have like five different christmas themes set up. it's all christmas. but rn we have two christmas areas, in the back of the shop, and a half-dozen or so assorted other styles. rn we've got lavendery purply stuff in the front walkway and its so pretty. we've also got two or three consignment areas that are rented out, i think it's two boutiques and then my boss's mother's tea stuff.

then on the other side of the street, it's all consignment. there are, iirc, two women's boutiques, one area of like kids' stuff, one area of a ton of random stuff that's fun to peruse, and three different antique vendors. one of them always has super cool stuff that i want to get. like this crab sign:

one of them is really delicate like porcelain stuff, and i'm always scared to walk over there, let alone vacuum lmao. always terrified im gonna break smth if i like breathe wrong. and the number of stories my boss has told me about people breaking things and how much she emphasizes that its Not That Big A Deal, perhaps i should relax a bit about it. but i h a t e breaking things.

and the shop always has immaculate vibes. exquisite. everybody who comes in always has a compliment, usually smth like "it smells nice in here" or "you have such fascinating stuff!" i've also gotten a lot of "she's got you hard at work, huh" and "wow, christmas already" comments lol. once i came in to work and i had had a really hard morning so i was crying and she gave me a hug and i took like five minutes to gather myself to Do My Job Which I Am Paid For and within probably half an hour i was feeling so much better bc yeah, it's work, and sometimes im on my feet for four or five hours which sucks, and it's probably not a permanent job, but it's literally just such a nice place to be. maybe i'd rather be at the park or on the couch or with my friends or anywhere else sometimes, but as a job i'd never trade it for the world. in fact i have loose idle daydreams about "what if i stayed there through college. what if i worked there part-time and got a second part-time job and rented an apartment from my cousin who owns like a third of all the real estate downtown and wrote in my spare time and lived here forever." and ig i kinda don't want to do that but it wouldn't be a terrible life either.

anyways long answer but i love my job so much and i kinda never want to quit. i was worried i wouldn't be able to keep it thru the fall semester but i can so :D love it love it love it there

[sunny6677]

TOM IN DEADLY SMILESSS!! LETS GO

@mayisgoingnuts

So Tom doesn't appear until a few minutes into the episode, which is after Lila decides to pick up Pump off screen so he'll be with him while Tom is taking care of Skid. After that, Lila arrives at Tom's doorstep, asking her if she can maybe take care of both Skid and Pump. Tom smiles like always, saying, "ABSOLUTELY, MADAME LILA—JEEPERS!"

Skid and Pump both come running in, and immediately start spooky dancing. Tom regains a smile, and looks back over at Lila who thanks her and promises she'll be back later. Tom simply replies: "NO PROBLEM, MADAME LILA! I SHALL DO MY BEST!"

After closing the door, Tom walks up to Skid and Pump briefly, explaining to them that she has a brief work thing she's attending to on her computer. And asks them not to get into too much trouble. Tom walks off to her personal office to do her work, and Skid suggests they draw. Pump nods, so they go to briefly sneak into Tom's room as she's busy writing stuff at her computer and taking a call from someone at the same time. Tom says something like: "WHAT?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M A 'STUCK-UP NITWIT'?? THATS NOT THE NAME OF A JOB!". She does notice the kids though, but pretends not to while grinning and continuing to take the call.

She doesn't show up again until she busts into the guest bedroom where they go to draw, yelling out: "AHA—THERE YOU ARE, YOU—"

Noticing the doll has a knife, Tom suddenly screams: "WAAAGHHHH! DEAREST ME, WHY IS THE DOLL HOLDING A BLADEEEEE??". Pump says he doesn't know, and Skid says that the doll grabbed it. Tom grabs the knife very quickly anyway, and says: "WELL, IT SHOULDN'T HAVE! HOLDING BLADES IS VERY DANGEROUS!". As she walls away, she basically indirectly tells them not to grab the blade again or she'll have to do something about it. Being saddened by this, Skid and Pump reluctantly agree. But Tom feels bad, so she offers to maybe go watch a movie with them at the theater. This cheers them up, so she suggests to them to get ready, while her smile now looks a bit more strained.

Tom runs with them to the movies after she throws on her own overly fuzzy coat—and after Skid and Pump excitedly ask Rick if they can watch a movie only to realize it's him and have that little exchange with him. Tom simply goes: "WELL, THATS CONCERNING!! ANYWAY—COULD WE PERHAPS WATCH A HORROR MOVIE????"

"No." Rick replies.

"OHHHH—WHATTTT??"

Pump then asks if they can get tickets for a horror movie, to which Rick responds that they can. So Tom runs off screen with Skid and Pump, running right past the kids movie and into the horror one.

Tom is silent during the scene where they're watching the movie, though she does have a more wide smile when the 'best part' of the movie plays. She only talks again when Skid and Pump realize the doll is gone in the next scene they appear in though, and despite being in the middle of the movie, Tom agrees—declaring that they shall venture off to find it.

Tom runs off with them to find the doll, and they end up passing by the Homeless Men. Tom is internally weirded out by them, but keeps a smile anyway, and is like "GOOD IDEA, HOMELESS FELLOW!". Both Skid and Pump get the idea to tell Kevin even though Tom could easily just call the police right then and there since she has a phone, but even Tom decides to dismiss the idea of calling the police because she apparently needs to pay a visit to Kevin anyway, butttt she pretty vague about why she apparently needs to. So as fast as she can, she runs off with the kids to where the candy store is.

When they arrive, Tom yells out "WAAAAHHH!!! SHOPKEEPER, WHY IS YOUR KNEE BLEDDING???!!!" (yes that typo was intentional/lh) and runs over to his side. Kevin tells both her and the kids not now, the lil scene with Pump giving him the bandaid happens, etc etc. Tom stays calm the entire time even though the bandaid might be making Kevin's pain worse, but upon learning that their doll is in the back, Tom let's them go off to retrieve it while she gets something first aid related to heal Kevin's leg more thoroughly.

I'm unsure of when this scene would be, but I imagine as she's bandaging his leg completely, both she and Kevin have their own little soft exchange with him telling her she doesn't have to do this. But Tom says she wants to since she can't just leave one of her 'companions' hurt. This makes Kevin blush a little—and after Tom finishes, she tells him that it's all better now and even pats him on the leg for some reason. After thanking Tom, Kevin tries to say something to her, but her phone ends up ringing. She looks especially anxious while looking down at it, but then regains a smile and tells him she has to go do a call real quick. She gives him a goodbye, and he reluctantly bids her a farewell in return while just being like '..whatever..' in a more sad tone this time. Tom leaves the store and goes outside to call Lora, who is the one calling her.

After that, she goes into the back—having a momentarily sad expression. She asks the kids if they're alright since they were taking a while, but finds them without their sweaters and shivering. Tom tries asking what happened, but they don't answer, so she just scoops them up and takes them back to her house.

When they arrive back at her house, she puts them on the couch with blankets and grabs them some pretty nice looking hot coco. Pump thanks Tom, and Tom tells him it's no problem, before the doorbell suddenly rings. She opens it, and Lila appears to be there to pick up her son. The same scene plays out, except Pump asks Lila if he can go with her and she agrees—saying she'll tell Susie about it, and Tom decides to go with them as well when Lila offers it. I do likely think Tom wouldn't show up again after this, but ehhhh it's more fun if she goes with them. If you like the idea of her just not going with them at all tho, I'll make a poll about it.

She goes with them to Lila's house, smiling down at the kids as Lila goes off to the kitchen. I'm not sure if she just wouldn't leave for this scene—but assuming she doesn't, she ends up witnessing Doll Dexter suddenly come to life and start yelling at the kids. Tom looks like she's in shock now, asking quietly why the doll is talking. And is silently watching the whole scene until it pulls out a knive, causing her to look even more afraid. When Lila runs up to grab the kids, Tom runs after her and starts running alongside them. She runs up into the attic with them, hiding behind the big ass photo of Young Lila and Young Skidad—diving back under the photo when Lila pulls them back under as well. Tom tries to speak after Lila tells the kids not to make any sound, but looks shocked when Doll Dexter knocks the photo over. She runs with Lila out of the attic after that thing though. Lila then says to Tom and the kids that she has a plan, causing Tom to look unsure.

Tom doesn't appear in the next scene until after Lila fails to kill Doll Dexter (Lila told her to hide just incase things went wrong so she could lunge at Doll Dexter), suddenly lunging up from behind with the kids, and ends up tossing Doll Dexter into the oven. Tom seems actually pissed during this scene, nodding after the kids tell Doll Dexter they aren't happy anymore, and then turning up the oven to an absurd degree. Tom still looks stern with her hands on her hips during this scene, though she does look a bit concerned when the kids cheer.

Right after the doll burns and they all stand in silence, Jaune shows up with the second Happy Fella Doll—Tom doesn't visibly panic in this scene, but she does go into shock. At least until Jaune is close enough while jumping up.and down with the now alive Doll, and suddenly grabs the box from Jaunes arms and tosses it into the oven too. She burns it off screen, Yada yada, you get the gist.

After that, Lila and Jaune go to drink spoiled milk, while Tom goes off into the living room to watch something on there. The last scene of her here is just her kinda sitting on the couch and changing the channel after the Happy Fella commercial plays. There's also a brief shot/reflection in the screen of her looking actually exhausted/miserable as the screen cuts to black.

[growling]

Bats eyelashes at you sosososo sweetly

If someone makes a meme and it was made for you hypothetically could someone hypothetically perhaps tag you in it maybe. If someone did that... no one in particular is thinking that though whatttt.... no way....

I wonder who could that be, huh..... Well, hypothetically speaking, if we assume that someone (hypothetically) has made a meme they'd want to tag me in, then, hypothetically, in that case, as I am not opposed in being tagged for whatever, I would be fine with it in that instance too... Purely hypothetically speaking, of course... If that ever, hypothetically, did happen-

[parkersbliss]

Hello! May I request an umbrella academy x reader (platonic) where the reader is the 8th Hargreeves sibling? The reader loves their family and does what they can do make their family safe (even at the risk of their health) but has an awful inferiority complex and often feels like an outsider in the family, thinks that none of them care about them (even if it’s further from the truth) and often distant themselves in family bonding moments/cute family moments. Maybe the all siblings (or some, whatever you feel is better) find out about this and try to comfort them. Perhaps you can set this during season two? Please and thank you!! :D

Invisible | Umbrella Academy

pairing: tua x gn!reader (platonic)

warnings: none

Masterlist | Taglist | Prompt list 

requests: CLOSED 

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being a hargreeves was hard

your siblings all had their own lives and crazy cool abilities

and that’s not to say you don’t but

you always felt like the outsider with them

which was hard bc like

you just tried to save the world 

only to discover it was vanya who caused it

vanya who was probably more of an outsider than you

but they were quick to accept and that hurt a little

I mean you’d do anything for your family

like almost dying when allison’s throat was slit 

or the time when vanya almost blew up the moon and you tried tackling her to the ground and earned a pretty nasty blast

perhaps it was the time when those masked crazies attacked the academy and you took the chandelier instead of luther

and yet somehow you still felt like you could never live up to them

or that they even liked you

and you spent your whole childhood with these people

then ofc, five accidentally scatters you across all of dallas

and that really screws with you

bc you thought maybe that was supposed to happen and you weren’t meant be a hargreeves

maybe they were all together and had forgotten about you

you couldn’t blame them

this was far from the truth 

five eventually finds and reunite all of you and you’re not sure what to do

“oh wow. I know this is impossible… but did we all just get sexier?” 

that’s what Klaus said when he entered the room

you made your way down the stairs, watching the reunion 

you hung back as allison hugged vanya

klaus joins in after being hassled by diego 

five asks if ben’s here and klaus tells him ghosts can’t time travel 

“hey diego… can’t stay hi to nobody?” 

diego begrudgingly says “hi allison”

“what was that” 

“HI ALLISON” 

“thank you” 

then there’s the whole world ending thing again

and oh yeah dad’s gonna assassinate the president no big deal 

and then vanya asks if anyone’s done anything to screw up the timeline and that ofc starts an argument

everything is an argument with them

“okay and (Y/N) has… wait what have you been up to?”

several pairs of eyes turn your way and you look up

“um”

“guys, it’s (Y/N). they literally wouldn’t hurt a fly. I have doubts they’ve done anything” 

“well maybe they have and we just don’t know it yet”

obviously, the reasonable conclusion is that you were sent here to save kennedy

accordion to diego that is

and that brings up argument number two

you opt to just leave at that

turning yourself invisible and walking out

but then klaus grabs you

“klaus?”

“wanna get some tacos with allison and vanya?”

what the hell

you do 

it was fun honestly

klaus accuses allison of being in love with luther

and vanya points out the obvious, being you were all siblings

“well technically—,” 

“If you have to use the word technically, something is already very wrong” 

you giggle at that

then there’s talk about everyones love life

and then you all get drunk

“hey (Y/N)” klaus slurs

“yeah?”

“why do you never have fun with us” 

“what?”

allison nods “you always hang in the back!like I know you can turn invisible but you don’t actually have to be invisible” 

“oh”

heavy silence

“I guess it’s cause you guys are so much better than me… and I feel like I don’t know. that you don’t need me? like I’m useless compared to you guys” 

klaus gasps, “oh my god you did not just say that” 

“whatttt”

“that’s so not true!” allsion chimes in 

“yeah,” klaus agrees “if anything, you keep this family together”

“I agree with them,” vanya spoke up “I mean you haven’t said much and I don’t remember you but you’re just as important to this family as anyone else” 

“really?”

klaus raises his wine bottle “really! I couldn’t ask for a better set of siblings”

“cheers to that”

[royal-they]

really short gustholomule thing i made because the idea of it is too long for me to make into a comic. also kinda writing practice since i havent done creative writing in awhile.

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“Ugh stop it!” Mattholomule whined, playfully shoving away Augustus.

“Whatttt?” Gus said innocently “I thought you loved hugs.”

Matty felt his face flush, “Oh my titan shut up, besides that was not a hug, you tackled me.” 

Gus smiled, a big evil grin on his face; “I’m not hearing a no to hugs!” 

He wrapped his arms around Matty holding his closer while Mattholomule tried to squirm out of Gus’s arms. It had been a few weeks since they’d last seen each other - Gus had been busy with flyer derby practice since the season was coming to an end - but apparently that was enough for Gus to be super clingy and affectionate. Matty remembered receiving Gus’s message on his scroll excitedly telling him that he wanted to meet him at the Graveyard. Matty had quickly texted, “Okay” and hit send. He had wondered if he should perhaps add more to the message. Should he add that he was happy to see him? No that was stupid and just as sappy as Gus’s entire existence. Still when he reached the graveyard he found it hard to conceal his blush. Hopefully Gus wouldn’t notice? (Deep down maybe a small part of him did want Augustus to notice at the same time though.)

“Ugh you’re so clingy and annoying.” Mattholomule complained, crossing his arms in defeat. Gus noticed he had stopped squirming but decided not to tease Matty about it. 

“Hmm well you still agreed to meet me so you kind signed up for my clingy annoying self to be bothering you.” Gus replied with a small smirk. Matty felt his ears getting hotter as he struggled to come up with a comeback. To his luck their banter was interrupted.

“Ah! You have finally returned to us it seems.” The guardian of the Looking Glass Graveyard said, appearing behind them. He patted Augustus on the back causing him to quickly bring his arms to his sides awkwardly. Mattholomule felt his face trying to frown and quickly caught himself before he could show any signs of being disappointed by the absence of his friend's affection. 

Gus felt hot as the guardian said “us,” he tried not to read too much into it though; after all it wasn’t like Mattholomule really came to the graveyard much when he wasn’t there. He quickly tried to compose himself. 

“Yep, happy to see you as well.” He said politely, trying not to seem flustered “Do you have anything you want us to help with?”

The guardian tapped his chin trying to think; “I was thinking about covering up some of the gates that lead here so then only you two would know about the graveyard, but that’s incredibly difficult to do with just illusion magic…”

“Oh well Matty’s really good with construction magic!” Gus said excitedly bouncing on the tips of his toes while Mattholomule felt his face flush at Augustus’s pet name for him along with his comment on his skills, “We could totally go cover it up.”

The guardian happily clapped his hands together, “All right then! I’ll make you a map and send you all on your way then.”

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When the two reached the gate Mattholomule started to try to brainstorm ideas about how they could use construction magic to hide the gate. It was hidden by trees but still he knew it was also close to a road that led to the market. It was only a matter of time before someone found it.

“Got any ideas how we could cover the gate up?” he said, turning around to face Augustus.

“Hmmm maybe you could make a huge statue of a monster?” Gus said, waving his arms around as if to emphasize the size of the statue he envisioned. 

“I hardly think a huge complicated statue makes people less interested in investigating the gate of Augustus.” Mattholomule replied, turning back around to face the gate to distract him from thoughts about how adorable his friend was being.

“You know you can call me Gus right?” Augustus said leaning on the gate so he could face Mattholomule who seemed quite flustered by his presence. 

“Oh I guess I am just used to calling you Augustus because that’s how you were introduced to me.” He said trying not to linger on the topic for too long.

“Really, I thought I was mostly going by Gus by that point?” Gus said, confused by Matty’s response.

“Oh I mean yeah-” Matty felt his face growing more red. 

“Didn’t I introduce myself as Gus Porter and not Augustus Porter?”

“Well yeah but um,” Mattholomule tried to focus at the gate as he crossed his arms trying to not make a big deal about what he was about to say, “I saw you and your friends once in the cafeteria and I asked someone what your name was and they said Augustus so I guess that’s just your name in my mind.”

Gus felt a little taken back, “Why did you ask specifically about me?” he asked with a flirtatious tone trying to play off his question as a joke. 

Mattholomule pulled on the hood of his school uniform trying to be distracted by anything other than Gus’s seemingly sparkling eyes.

“I don’t know.”

“Really?”

“Ugh I just thought you were cute okay?” Mattholomule yelled losing the little self control he had managed to maintain for so long that kept him from admitting that fact. Gus felt himself nearly fall over when Matty said that but managed to somehow not. He felt like screaming and could feel himself getting just as red as Matty already was.

“Wait you thou-”

“I still think that, okay?” Mattholomule felt himself just starting to let go of the barrier he had built up in his mind that had allowed him to deny his feelings for Augustus for so long “I just thought you were really cute but I was freaked out by it and then I was a horrible person but then you still became friends with me and then we started meeting at the graveyard more and more and then I started to realize that you’re really cool and amazing and I really like spending time with you but you’re like my only real friend and now you won’t want to be friends and then-”

Augustus grabbed Mattholoules hands that were covering up his face and found that underneath were tears. Mattholomule closed his eyes trying to stop crying and pull his hands away despite not wanting to break away from Gus’s touch. 

“I’m sorry…” he said softly, the tears beginning to make his eyes hurt.

“Matty it’s oka-”

“You hate me. Everyone has always hated me and you are going to hate me now and-”

Gus held Matty’s hands firmly and brought his face closer to Mattholomules. “I don’t hate you.”

“But-”

Augustus brought his hands up to the sides of Mattholomules face as though it would make the words he was saying have more of an impact.

“I don’t hate you Matty, I think you’re wonderful.”

“Nobody thinks that, you don’t have to lie to me.” Mattholomule felt himself wanting to lean more into Augustus’s hands and just feel them brushing away his tears forever but he screamed to his brain to stop. There was no way no way that Gus would ever feel the same way. Gus was the most amazing, adorable, smart, kind, and funny person Matty knew. He was the wonderful one. Matty was just Matty; he didn’t even like himself. How could anyone else?

“I’m not lying,” Gus felt slightly hurt by the thought that Mattholomule thought that he would ever lie about something like that, “I love you more than anyone I’ve ever known.”

The world seemed to stop when Augustus told him those words. Like everything could just be over right then and there because then everything would be perfect forever. Mattholomule didn’t want to believe that though. Surely he had misheard. But he hadn’t. Maybe this was just another crazy dream. But in dreams Gus didn’t look at him the same way he was at that moment. Mattholomule knew that his brain would never be able to come up with the way Gus was looking at him right then and there. Pure love and maybe a hint of concern. Nobody had ever looked at him like that and he hoped that nobody else ever did. Gus was the only person Matty would ever want and he finally knew for a fact there was no backing out or denying that fact at this point.

He met Gus’s eyes and felt the tears stop as Gus slowly leaned toward him pulling his hands closer to his own face until Matty’s was touching it. He felt Matty’s surprise but Matty didn’t pull away so he didn’t either. He just let himself fall right into the kiss. He felt Matty wrap his arms around Gus’s neck as the two closed their eyes. Everything about Mattholomule felt familiar even though it wasn’t at the same time. The way his fingers softly touched the back of his neck, the way his hair felt when it brushed Gus’s fingertips, the way Matty seemed to hold his breath as though scared none of this was real. 

Augustus slowly pulled away but only for a second before quickly placing a quick kiss on Matty’s cheek just to assure him that he wasn’t pulling away out of regret. He gave him a little shove as he pressed his forehead against Mattholomules. 

“C'mon’ we need to cover up this gate Matty” He said, reaching to take Matty’s hand. 

“Duh Augustus, that's the whole reason I’m here.” Mattholomule said with an eye roll taking his boyfriend's hand. 

But when Gus looked down to see their hands linked together he knew that it wasn’t and he was more than okay with that.

[wheredafandomat]

First Light

Loki x female reader

Sunlight streamed through the gaps in the blinds, coating you both in a heavenly golden glow. Loki opened his eyes, thanking the Norns for the beautiful gift they had bestowed upon him. He took in your features, wondering how something could be so beautiful, so perfect, so pure and yet be his. Despite Loki’s long life and the various realms he had frequented, nothing had ever matched up to his prepossessing y/n. No being ever possessed such bright eyes or such soft lips. He had never met anyone who was so witty, loveable and ever so kind. You had a heart of gold. A heart of gold he had almost instantly fallen in love with. Reaching forwards, he placed a light kiss on your lips, smiling when he saw the grin that grew on your face.

“Morning my love” he whispered, drawing lazy circles down your bare arm.

“I’m sleeping” you replied, draping an arm around him as you pulled him closer to you, burying your face in his chest.

“How will I wake this sleeping beauty up?” He chuckled, kissing the top of your head as he moved his hand to your back and resumed his artwork there.

“Mmmm” you hummed in content at his feather light caress “thats nice.”

You both stayed like that for a while, holding one another whilst Loki occasionally kissed your forehead, reviling in the smile that’d decorate your features almost instinctively. Stretching slightly, you opened your eyes for the first time and Loki had to try and pull himself away from your captivating gaze. You narrowed your eyes at him as you grinned at his expression.

“Whatttt?” you giggled as he stared at you.

“Gods, you truly are beyond compare” he spoke, almost breathlessly causing you to feel flustered as you snorted.

“Stop” you tittered.

“I am truly enamoured. How did I manage to win you?” He continued, looking from your eyes and down to your lips as you bit your bottom one as if you were thinking.

“Let me think” you replied with a playful smile “maybe it’s because you’re handsome, or maybe it’s because you’re my Prince Charming or perhaps it’s because you do that thing with your tongue”

“Is that right?” Loki smirked “you like the thing?”

“Of course I like the thing” you spoke, matching his smirk.

“Does the lady want the thing?” He teased, leaning over you as you turned onto your back. He began kissing your neck, making his way down your chest before the sound of your stomach growling caused him to stop. “Hungry?” he smiled.

“I need to get up anyways” you huffed “we’ll definitely resume.”

“No!” Loki declared, standing up “I’ll feed my girls.”

“How do you know it’s a girl, it’s too early for even the scans to tell” you laughed at his attempt to quickly dress and his wild assumption.

“I just do” he spoke, kissing you on the forehead before he left.

“I love youuuu” you called after him.

During the pregnancy, Loki was certain that you were having a girl. You didn’t ask the doctor to confirm when you went for the scan at 18 weeks wanting it to be a surprise. Loki ensured that he did whatever he could to make pregnancy easier for you and even tagged along to all the prenatal classes you attended, usually being the only man there. You found yourself smiling as you watched the other mothers practically swooning over him and saying how much of a great dad he was going to be. Jealousy was an emotion you just couldn’t feel whenever he’d catch your eye, looking past all the mothers bombarding him with compliments and focusing on you as if you were the only two people in the room. He made it feel like it was. Even now, after all the years together, he still made your heart skip a beat.

You were sure you loved Loki, certain of it. Always have, always will except the morning you went into labour, you weren’t too sure anymore.

“GET THE CAR STARTED LOKI!” You yelled, feeling your contractions growing closer together.

“I-I—it’s too early” he panicked, skimming through the birthing plan book that he had proudly written his name on top of as soon as he received it.

“Too early? TOO EARLY? THE DUE DATE IS IN 3 DAYS LOKI GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL OR SO HELP ME GOD ILL STRANGLE YOU!”

“Oh gods” Loki uttered, swallowing thickly before rushing you to the car and trying to put the seatbelt around you.

“Just drive driveeeee LOKI GO!”

The drive to the hospital was full of you trying to deep breathe as Loki calmed you. You thought that his breathing was him demonstrating what you should do but it wasn’t. He was acting as if he was in labour too. Once you reached the hospital, Loki quickly grabbed you a wheelchair before helping you into it. For a few seconds, you forgot you were in labour as Loki ran through the hospital yelling at everyone to move as politely as he could and for a few seconds, you felt like a child again, a feeling that was quickly diminished when you felt another contraction.

“ARGHHHH” you groaned and Loki’s eyes widened in alarm as he spun one of the doctors around.

“HELP HER!” Loki begged, pointing to you, earning a few smiles from the midwives who were around. “SHES ABOUT TO HAVE A BABY! SHES ABOUT TO HAVE MY BABY! Norns” Loki gasped, turning pale as if he was about to faint. You saw one of the doctors putting a hand on his shoulder to calm him.

“Sir, you’ll be—”

“LEAVE HIM IM THE ONE GIVING BIIIRTHHHHH!” You cried.

You were quickly rushed into a hospital bed and given some gas and air to help ease your pain. When you next saw Loki, he was dressed in scrubs with a hairnet on and he furrowed his brows looking anxious as he slowly stepped into view.

“Get. Here. Now!” You ordered through gritted teeth. Loki shook his head. “GET THE FUCK HERE!” within the same second, Loki was at your side holding your hand. The midwives and doctors were giving you instructions and telling you to push but the pain was unbearable. Clearly Loki didn’t love you if he could do this to you. “I HATE YOU!” You screeched as you pushed.

“I love you too darling.”

“IM GONNA KILL YOU IM GONNA KILL YOU!” You yelled, feeling another wave of excruciating pain.

“Try to relax” Loki said, wiping your forehead with a damp cloth.

“Loki I canttt” you whimpered.

“You’re doing amazing, I’m right here my love. Right here.”

“Push” the midwife said.

“ILL KILL YOU FOR THIS FRIGGASON!” You fumed as Loki gulped, daring a look down until he again almost fainted.

“You’re doing so great. I love you so much.” He said reassuringly.

“Loki please, I can’t. I can’t do it.” You said quietly through tears.

“One more push” the midwife said.

“You can do anything my gorgeous girl” Loki smiled as he held your hand for the final—

“AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH”

Crashing backwards on the bed, an overwhelming feeling overcame you when you heard the cries of your baby—

“Girl” Loki uttered, watching the midwives in awe “it’s a girl.”

Everything else felt as if it was passing in slow motion. The only thing you could focus on was the sight of Loki holding your baby girl. He had to quickly wipe away a tear as he smiled down at her in his arms.

“Hello” he cooed “hi. You wanna meet your mother?”

Turning around, Loki presented you with your baby and you sat up, trying not to burst into tears. Loki handed her to you and you held her against your chest amazed at how perfect she was.

“I told you she was a girl” Loki said trying to stifle his own tears of wonderment. “Thank you y/n.”

“Come here” you said before Loki leaned down to you. “I love you so much.”

You both watched this new bundle of joy as tears rolled down your cheeks. You had done it.

⬆️ Loki to y/n when the baby begins to grow up

[chrisbangs]

hi li I hope you're doing okay (obv not and I mean that in the NICEST way possible) I'm sorry you're going through so much shit with men and your mom and jobs :/ my abusive ex called me the same girls name twice when I was in my....relationship/situationship with him so! That was cool and he definitely fucked me up in more ways than one. As for the other stuff, I've been unemployed for a month now (for the second time this year!!!!) so I feel like my degree is useless and I'm doing something wrong cause all my friends are either in grad school or have stable jobs lmao 🙃 and then. my mom told me to smile more in public the other day so that men would talk to me but!! She still doesn't know that I'm a lesbian!!!!!! Lmao. Maybe this is weirdly personal and out of nowhere but I definitely still read your text posts and think about you so I guess I just want you to know that you aren't alone in having an especially Bad Time rn. But yeah. I love seeing your posts on my dash and I do read your tags and I hope things can start to work out better for you soon, you definitely deserve better. I hope this ask isn't too weird but I just wanted to send you some love 💕

dndkdmdmdmd 😞💗 it wasn't weird at all and i appreciate you and your kind words so much you have no idea!!!! sjsjksksks i feel like we're living the same life atp this is literally mirroring my life almost exactly 😭 i get you my dude... and i'm sorry you're going through some shitty stuff rn 🫂🤍 i really hope things do change and get better :(

honestly it's kinda crazy when everything sucks and nothing makes me feel better like damn 🫡 gonna just keep taking Ls and for whatttt like what's the pointttt 🤷‍♀️ it's just insane to me...

in any case 🫂🖤 this is me sending u a hug bud... i hope you're doing ok... perhaps we won't feel miserable forever but at least in any case i am rooting for you!!!

[octaviablodreina]

the 100 for the ask game!

Thanks for the ask!

Top 5 favourite characters: Octavia for sure, Emori, Raven, Monty still, Echo

Other characters you like: Diyoza, Hope is shaping up to be great, Indra (in earlier seasons) and Murphy! and wish Niylah had more screen time

Least favourite characters: Clarke, Abby and Kane (rip), I used to worship Bellamy but ever since s5 I just cant anymore

Otps: LINCTAVIA Memori, Monty and Harper, Octavia and Diyoza in a fam way

Notps: Bellamy and Echo?

Favourite friendships:  Octavia and Niylah, Raven and Emori, 

Favourite family: Hope, Diyoza and Octavia

Favourite episodes: 4x10 is my hands down fav, then 5x02, some early s1 episodes were good, like 1x12. and 7x02 was fantastic

Favourite season/book/movie: I read the first 2 books, and I really liked it, especially the first book, and its so different from the show. Maybe S4 was my favourite for some parts

Favourite quotes: Octavia: “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Jasper: “You’re not God, Clarke. You don’t get to decide who lives or dies”.  Nyko: “Places are not evil, brother. People are.  Lexa: “Victory stands on the back of sacrifice. Octavias speech about gladiators and conclave rules, “win the ifhgt, save your life”.

Best musical moment: I still love in season 1 when theyre leaving the camp and they play that woodkid song

Moment that made you fangirl/boy the hardest: Anytime Octavia kicks some ass

When it really disappointed you: Anytime they reuse the same tired lines of “it was for my people” and for some characters thats okay but for others they are crucified for it, and for reusing the same story lines...radiation..again

Saddest moment: After Ravens surgery way back when, When Lincoln was killed, End of S4, When Diyoza stopped O in 7x02

Most well done character death:  I guess the only Characters that got a good death and were able to live happy lives are Monty and Harper

Favourite guest star: Dichen Lachmen for Anya and Ilian

Favourite cast member: Marie Avgeropoulos obv, the way she brought so many layers to Octavias character throughout all the seasons. The whole cast is great though, Eliza and Bob are fantastic as well

Character you wish was still alive: Lincoln

One thing you hope really happens: Octavia gets some sort of happy ending, perhaps people apologize to her instead of her always having to seek forgiveness when all she did was the same as others have done as well

Most shocking twist: nothing is exactly that shocking, Perhaps way back in S2 when you find out they are bleeding the grounders, in S6 about the primes...although it wasnt that surprising

When did you start watching/reading?: I heard about this upcoming book that they were already talking about making a show out of way back when before the book was even published, and as soon as the book was released I read that and anticipated the show and have been a fan ever since

Favourite location: Anytime they explored the beautiful scenery of British Columbia, S3 had a lot of nice locations. Skyring also seems nice

Trope you wish they would stop using: The whole Its for my people, just wanted to save my people, like why is your people better than the others and worth killing others for

One thing this show/book/film does better than others: I like how they continuously transform Octavias character, she isnt static, but its the only character they do that with 

Funniest moments: Looking back the foam bit is funny, Murphy clacking rocks together, Murphy has a lot of funny scenes

Couple you would like to see: I would like it to be canon that Niylah is into Octavia, that they have her admit that, Raven with someone who doesnt end up dying thatd be nice

Favourite outfit: Octavia 4x10 outfit, as well when she changes at Niylahs trading post, and her Blodreina outfit was bad ass, though all her looks in 7x02 were fantastic. Ravens red jacket was boss. Bellamy in disguise as a grounder and in mt weather with that cap was fun too

Favourite item: Lincolns journal, wish that was still around. Ravens necklace

What house/team/group/friendship group/family/race etc would you be in?: Earlier seasons would have said Trikru, now i guess Wonkru, but hopefully friends with O

Most boring plotline: the flame..always with the flame im so sick of it, and the city of light was pretty tiresome too

Most laughably bad moment: all of sanctum and most of s6?

Best flashback/flashfoward if any: Loving the anomaly flashbacks with O and Hope and Diyoza, and I liked when there was flashbacks in the bunker, got to understand a bit more

Most layered character: Octavia definitely ..also Murphy

Most one dimensional character: Clarke, always the same excuses, always the same reasons

Scariest moment: ? I was rewatching some episodes and actually in S3 I think when Harper and Miller and Bryan and theyre telling ghost stories and then Harper gets taken that actually startled me

Grossest moment: the cannibalism was not great, Radiation stuff is also gross looking

Best looking male: I mean theyre all pretty awesome looking, Lincoln when he was around, Bellamy, Miller, Gabriel

Best looking female: Again theyre all babes

Who you’re crushing on (if any): Octavia obviously

Favourite cast moment: ? I dont look at a lot of cast stuff or interviews or whatever

Favourite transportation: The Rover

Most beautiful scene (scenery/shot wise): Theres a lot of nice scenery in the show thanks to the Canadian backdrop

Unanswered question/continuity issue/plot error that bugs you: Something I wish they had perhaps addressed even though it wasnt important in the story that much but in S1 when Kane says “they hid her under the floor for 16 years...ALMOST A RECOD” like whatttt. That could have been a fun thing to talk about. as for continuity theres a lot of stuff that doesnt quite work but its jroth so 

At what point did you fall in love with this show/book: From the start, straight with S1

Thanks for the ask! This was more tough than I thought ahah

[everythingtimeless]

Welcome to EverythingTimeless’ Weekly Roundtable, a sprawling discussion in which your friendly neighborhood Mod Time Team breaks down episodes of our favorite show, Timeless. We can’t promise to be coherent, but we’ll try our best. 

This week: Season 1, Episode 2 - The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln

Sarah: Friends, family, Time Team. We are gathered here today. To talk about Robert Todd Lincoln. (Right? That’s what we’re here to talk about?) 

Kate: Can I say it is still to soon even if I was supposed to be prepared to? Because, RTL. 

Gissane: That’s exactly what I signed up for. I also think we should make a fan club. Posters. Tees. Mugs. ALL THINGS RTL.

Ann: Girls, we must be PROFESSIONALS about this now. We are SERIOUS bloggers. So we can only squee over Dreamboat Lincoln in due order of the episode conversation.(Also maybe set up a side-side RTL appreciation blog?)

Kate: Maybe? Definitely.

Sarah: Decorum is the name of the game. (What do you think - Robert Toddless? Thinkin’ Lincoln? Todd Team?)

Gissane: Todd Team. YES. Can we be the Todd Team?

Kate: Alright, perhaps we gather what is left of our dignity and start at the top of the episode. I shall begin with the brave opinion that John Wilkes Booth is a toady dumpster fire of a human.

Sarah: Opinion super sustained.

Ann: I always appreciate the complete and utter loathing he inspires.

Gissane: Agreed. Very much agreed.

Sarah: It really does quickly pull you into the episode - something so recognizable and startling.

Ann: It absolutely does.

Kate: Like every time I see Titanic and think they will avoid the huge chunk of floating ice, I saw it and was still somehow shocked he was assassinated? Timeless knows how to deliver the drama, even when we see it coming.

Gissane: Yup, because on a show like this, we somehow hope that it can happen, but at the same time, we know that it shouldn’t. And a huge part of that drama was that amazing debate among the Time Team. It breaks me every single time.

Ann: Well and there is the *actual* chance they can change history, they could right a wrong. And even if we know that would royally fuck up so much more, a part of us still wants to save Abraham Lincoln, you know?

Kate: I love that the team members each have a voice though. Like a passionate though respectful debate about changing the entire course of history because how do you pass up the chance to save Abraham Lincoln?

Gissane: Always save Lincoln. Always.

Sarah: Well, Rufus’s point of view actually makes me cry.Because for him the ramifications of Lincoln’s death are so rooted in his oppression.

Kate: Rufus always providing such an important representation of a perspective rarely entertained.

Sarah: And seeing the hope in the soldier’s eyes as they talked about freedom - devastating.

Ann: That scene where the soldiers asked him to write letters for them? I cried.

Kate: And the whole while Rufus knows what is coming for them historically, so then when he might have a chance to save Abraham which would go a long way in saving them all? Gahhhhh. I am undone.

Gissane: It literally doesn’t matter how many times I watch this episode, I will choke up like a baby every time. I don’t think any episode has gotten to me as much as this has, to be honest.

Sarah: Right Kate - Lucy idolizes Lincoln, Wyatt sees saving Lincoln as proof that fate can and should change - which would in turn save his wife. But to Rufus, he still lives with a piece of that. 

And agreed so much, Giss. One of the soldiers - who had fought for the country, for his freedom - hasn’t seen his wife since she was sold. Timeless took this Lincoln episode seriously, and it shows. 

Kate: Rufus is the character that won’t allow us to conveniently forget the implications of history. HE IS SO IMPORTANT.

Gissane: I feel like we’ll say this every week, but I love how unapologetic this show is in regards to painting the ugliest sides of history to remind viewers of just how awful it was and essentially still is at times.

Sarah: Yes and yes.

Ann: It’s scary how much these lessons both still resonate and beg to be learned, you know?

Gissane: I love that even though we can definitely mess with history, the show still sticks to telling us truths that we may have forgotten upon learning or that may have been concealed from the textbooks.

Kate: Both, so so much Annie. 

Let us take a sojourn to another important little piece of the episode. In which the impeccable Jiya offers to help Lucy figure out what happened to her sister.

Sarah: Here. For. Lady. Friendship.

Gissane: You mean in the second episode of a show two women had a conversation that didn’t revolve around a man!?And it was done so effortlessly, you could tell right away that because both these women are incredibly kind, they’d get along perfectly with one another.

Kate: Meanwhile Conner “I have the sympathy of a plastic bag” Mason is all like, ummm sorry bout your sister maybe not really.

Gissane: Connor “No Chill, No Grace” Mason.

Sarah: Someone did not attend Mason Industries sensitivity training. 

Kate: It tickles me that every time the Time Team returns and reports a disturbance in the history force that Denise and Connor are all like, whatttt? Nooooo. How?!?!?! 

Ann: I also live for Denise’s face every time Connor speaks.

Gissane: She is all of us.

Kate: She wants to hit him so hard. Upside the head, really quickly and repeatedly.

Sarah: Can you imagine, though, finding out that not only is your sister just…not in existence…but the man who you thought was your father was, in fact, not your father…and then you are pushed into a small deathtrap and flung back to the assassination of your country’s greatest leader?

Kate: Also she is engaged to a stranger. Lucy has way more composure than pretty much anyone ever.

Gissane: And we can talk about how Wyatt slams Connor about being a little more sensitive. But in all seriousness, if I was Lucy, I’d lose my head in a heartbeat. Actual QUEEN.

Ann: Oh I would have crumbled immediately, if not sooner. I would have traveled back in time to crumble sooner probably.

Kate: This is where Wyatt really begins to take a stand for his team and I love it. First with assuring Lucy that they would fix the timeline and get her sister back. Then with Rufus, building up his self confidence.

Gissane: YES. I love his moments with Rufus too much to be able to form words.

Kate: Wyatt started becoming more than just a super pretty face with a head that rocks a hat like nobody’s business this episode.

Sarah: It also begins one of my favorite pieces of this stupid (wonderful) show - which is Wyatt helping Lucy with her seat belt. (And Wyatt’s perpetual motion sickness.) 

Ann: Sarah no.

Kate: Yes Sarah. YESSSSSSS. Yep. 

Gissane: SO. MANY. EMOTIONS.

Sarah: I don’t know what I did in a past life to be punished? rewarded? thusly. But I curse and praise some deity.

Ann: I swear to god every time I put on a seatbelt now I am pissed as hell that it’s my hands and not Wyatt Logan’s adjusting the strap for safety.

Kate: Wyatt Logan is the sear belt fastener we all deserve.

But also, and finally going back to where we feverishly began. Lucy and RTL. Going to the Ford Theater. Making eyes at each other. DISCUSS.

Gissane: THE WAY HE WALKS IN. Just. I need to go lay down.On a serious note though, the thing that gets to me is how proud he is to be Abraham Lincoln’s son. He doesn’t feel pressured to live in the shadow, he appreciates it. An absolute babe with a heart of gold? I cannot handle. 

Sarah: It is a beautiful thing.

Kate: I will never get over the anguish in his face when he found Lucy outside of the theater.

Sarah: I think all of it is so lovely in setting this scene - it’s a story we (or, well, we as Americans in this chat) know well. But he helps to humanize it. All of the small details - including the mailroom and the dimly lit theatre and trying to avoid the show (or help Ulysses avoid the show).

Kate: I feel like we think of Abraham Lincoln as ours, you know? Leader of a country through one of the most tumultuous times in our history. But he belonged to others, and this show allowed us to see the imitate cost.

Gissane: Oh man. I have chills. 

Sarah: Yes, Kate. 

Gissane: KATE. SARAH. Wow.

Sarah: Even seeing Ford’s Theatre now, it’s hard to place it back to that time. But I think that Timeless really succeeds. All while weaving an interesting story and building this new relationship between our 3 main nuggets.

Gissane: The first time I ever passed by Ford’s Theatre. I couldn’t describe that feeling even if I tried.

Kate: Yes. It gives new breath and dimension to characters or stories we felt we knew, and draws us into the new stories of this team.

Sarah: There’s a Sephora about 300 feet from Ford’s Theatre now, so it really is worlds removed. It also created a high stakes mission. 

There were several moments where I thought, “Oh damn. Lucy is going to save Lincoln.” And Lucy had to make the choice (Though, in that moment, the chaos made it impossible to save him anyway. And here we see Fate in action once again.)

Gissane: But I also love that she clearly tried towards the end, but it was too late. It was just not meant to be I guess. IT HURTS. 

Kate: And considering she was in the box when it happened. How traumatic. Lucy Preston is so damn strong I cannot.

Sarah: SO strong. (Of course RTL sees that and comes to her immediately after…)

Kate: A small aside. Garcia. We don’t know him yet, his motivations, his past. It is jarring to be attached to him  now (because damnit I am) and go back and see him at his most detached.

Sarah: He was outright terrifying. He killed Lincoln point blank, no hesitation. 

Kate: But I swear there was regret in his eyes when he shot Lincoln, so this is when I started wondering just what the hell he was up to. Or maybe I imagined it because he has really pretty eyessssss.

Gissane: But I feel like Flynn is the kind of man who’d look up to Lincoln in one way or another. If there’s one president that could win even the cruelest hearts, it’s Lincoln.

Sarah: True, Giss.Which makes his desperation all that much more apparent.

Well, friends and Todd Teamers. Final thoughts? 

Kate: Other than poor Lucy, she goes from watching the president be assassinated to an engagement party to a man she is just meeting? Time Travel Whiplash, my friends

Gissane: After this episode, I became Timeless trash. There was no turning back.

Sarah: Mostly I think they’ve started to really carve a few important paths for the show: There seem to be no stakes too high for Garcia. Fate appears to be unavoidable. And time is malleable. 

I cannot wait to see what timeline our friends mess up next - and hopefully we get some Amy-related answers? P.S. I would also not cry about seeing Wyatt shirtless again

Kate: Until Atomic City, location Trash Vegas, my friends.

Gissane: Good day, darling souls! 

Kate: (On to dream about Wyatt shirtless, thanks muchly!)