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jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

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they're literally talking about fnaf

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"im so done with eating fish fillet. i want a bad bitch to be my bae. Wanna whip in a benz not a hyundai" -benny fallout

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SWORDVAN TRUTHERS, IT'S BEEN AN HONOR.

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I was NOT ready... But I loved it! 😂

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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

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why are people pretending that sex is the only axis upon which some people willingly enjoy things that hurt/scare them

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AU that takes place in 1999 in which Dutch and Hosea make shitty western movies as tax write offs

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smth smth redraw with The Gilded Cage fits

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the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that

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sometimes you just want to look at the qing dynasty jadeite cabbage again

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I just don’t get it. How can our society act so goddamned normal about seahorses. How can anybody so casually accept that that’s a fish???

This is one of nature’s most anatomically perverse of all beasts. A FISH, like a carp or a bass or a beta is a fish, but it bent its body straight up only to bend its head permanently back down. It stretched its skull into a pipe. It tapered its tail like a lizard, specifically like a chameleon. It can also move its eyes independently by the way, you know, like a chameleon. Fun fact, it can change color to express its mood, like you know whatever does that. It doesn’t properly swim anymore. It buzzes its few remaining fins like an insect’s wings to float itself around at a snail’s pace. It lives its whole life clinging to coral branches or seaweed, which means it decided to become a “tree dweller” in an environment where gravity didn’t even matter anyway. The males get pregnant. They make noises at each other by rubbing some of their neck bones together. Every day, EVERY DAY a mated pair does a little dance and a little neck bone song so they remember which two seahorses they were. They’re a beautiful precious obscenity. Nothing so adorable ever made such a strong case against a logical creator.

They have as little skin and meat as they could get away with. Their skeleton is almost all they are.

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Chēre