#maybe tomorrow!

[plethomacademia]

snippet s'monday

@yourworsttotebag tagged me to share a snippet and it's still barely Monday. I tag everyone because ya girl is tired. If you have a wip, please share!

I am so close to done with Emmrich fingering Clara in the Memorial Gardens (you know, taking things slow), I just need to be locked in a room long enough to finish the last bits. Here's some of the setup, which is Clara just says shit and Emmrich gets very horny about it

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“Forgive me, Clara,” he says. “But I will have to ask you to be a bit more precise.” He bends down to compensate for their difference in height, then says, “What is it exactly that you have done?”

Emmrich can hear how he sounds. If any of his peers could hear him now, they would laugh him right out of the Necropolis and he would rightly deserve it, with the way that his voice is dripping with desire for this elven woman who is over half his age and a full foot shorter than him in height.

Clara, thankfully, seems too caught up in her own thoughts to realize that he looks like a lecher. “I’ve…” She stops, perhaps building up her courage, and he holds her gaze, doing his best to not look as if he judges her. It is not as if it is a trial to look at her. In this light, he thinks her eyes look like freshly turned grave-dirt, green bits of grass mingled with loose rich earth.

She takes a breath. He can see the moment that she squares her shoulders and firms her stance. It is the same thing he has seen her do when talking down commanders and assassins alike. “I have climaxed before,” she says, her voice quiet but sure. “On my own, I mean. Privately. Several times, in fact.”

When she says no more, Emmrich clears his throat. “So,” he says, his voice steadier than it has any right to be, “to summarize: you have experienced sexual pleasure, but never in the company of others. Do I have the right of it?”

Clara nods.

Before he can think the better of it, Emmrich says, “Would you like to?”

[triona-tribblescore]

*dose little dance*

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!

THHHANKKK YOUUU SHARK!! OMGGG! Best dance I ever done did do see!! uvu <3

[mikonez]

instagram wont let me post noel :( do the terms of service not allow hot sexy cowboys????? home of phobia

[turrondeluxe]

Glad to see you alive and well friend! Hope all is well!

[louferrignojrofficial]

HE WAS IN NASHVILLE?! Also: I've seen screencaps of HIMYM and he looks goooood

yeah and he had a boyfriend in it too 😮

[talths]

facebook kindly reminded me that I drew this 8 years ago so figured I’d do a quick redraw, and boy is it weird to see how much my style’s changed over the years

[cleaverqueer]

Anyway i finished the lesbian pocket patch for my brother patch pants :> its big enough to fit a phone!

[bunnymedley]

help. day 2 of forgetting i need to update my age on my blog until im in bed on my phone where i cant edit my pinned

[voxofthevoid]

Boot worship?

False!!

Ask in response to this post: Anonymously send me a kink you think I have, I can only answer true or false.

[sesamestreep]

30 day writing challenge will be back as soon as life stops sucking so massively and I regain the will to live

[beholdthemem]

My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

[pothame]

oh man if i wasn't about to go to sleep i would gif the trailer

[chalkrub]

smorkin

[theonlythingimfuckingisstupid]

ok so i know that i said i was gonna post a fic today but like. no energies :/

[wewontbesleeping]

stew… much to think about…

[rink3]

Megatron 💥💻🐈 kinda continuation of this