#maybe toki would go with a suicide and make everyone taste how bad it is with him

[monkeyparasite]

ALMOST everyone in dethklok sucks so hard and aggressively on their slurpies and gets a brain freeze, lemme explain

toki was the first one to bring this trait into the band (not actually, it was kinda magnus but no one really took notice to it), because he had watched Dr Rockso chew on his straw and suck the absolute life out of the damn thing and for some reason in his brain, he went "o yeahs!! so cools, i want tos do thats too!!", so he bought himself a slushie, and did the same. it gave him a brainfreeze so he cried and blamed it on swissigar for some fucking reason probably because he told toki to stop scraping at it and to stop sucking so loudly

then toki (taki?) was like "i bets u cants eats it all as fasts as me!! >:)" and skwisgaer (i wanna call him swiss cheese hair dude so bad im so sorry) was like "fucks you, yes i can!! >:[" so the bet was on, and skwisgaar (skwisgaer?) won and rubbed it in taki's (toki?) face about it

all while pickles, nathan, and willy willam watched. pickles reaction was "HOLY SHET!1!1!11", Nathan placed a bet that toki would win with pickles so he was a little bit upset, and willam was. guess what willys reaction was?

"Thstch gae!!"

aokay okay okay okay so like a few days later willsoan willy went out to get himself a lil "snack" which was just a slurpie, and he did the same thing, alone, in his room, because hes not gay!! now he slurps loudly to get someone's or everyone's attention

pickles was high when he did it so in his defense he didn't know it was gonna cause him to get a brain freeze, but at least nathan did it with him because he wanted to be included

Charles did try and interfere and stop them all from doing that, but it didn't work

Oh and Dick does that naturally and doesn't even realize he does that. Why? Because, because.. i dunno he just looks like he does :] i love him, he looks like he eats babies like a pelican or some type of big old looking bird