#maybe the kids are alright

[sortanonymous]

You know, when I first saw this headline, I thought that she literally dropped the book on his feet, and in all honesty, I was thinking, "Wow, what a boss move to end all boss moves!"

She didn't actually drop it ON his feet, but still, what a freaking legend!

[teslathelame]

on the plus side, i had a patient ask me my pronouns for the first time ever last night :'3

[abubblingcandle]

There's a horse and cart that go past my window every day at about 4:30pm and today all I heard was the clip clop of hooves and then a childlike voice go

"HORSE!"

with such joy and maybe things will be ok

[soxsisindeviltown]

Yo dudes and cootie givers

I'm taking really awful state testing and there was a girl

who liked my descendants hoodie and when she left she

said "goodbye cool dude" and it made me very happy I

love her and I hope to see her tomorrow

[songpasserine]

still thinking about my walk when I saw two frat-boy types (🚨) gesturing and calling towards their car ‘here boy! who’s a good boy!’ and as I walked past they were like. ‘we’re so sorry we’re SO sorry’ giggling hysterically and I was all bemused like haha yeah it’s fine! and then suddenly their friend emerged from the car— ‘don’t call to me like I’m a FUCKING DOG’

[library-seraph]

#this reminds me of a michael hobbs anecdote where he was saying in like jr high or something#his teacher assigned that everyone write journal entries but that they were private and she wouldnt read them#so he tested it by just writing nothing but like goofy erotica#and a week later he had to have a conversation with his teacher & principal about it cause they did in fact read it#& he was like 'whenever anyone is condemning a teenager based on a dairy entry i think of that'

Every time I see some moral panic article about how some alarming % of teens admit to vaping or smoking or doing drugs or whatever, I think about that time in 9th grade when school handed us a survey on substance use, told us we had to fill it out, and me and a half dozen friends reported that we’d been habitual users of heroin, cocaine, and acid since the age of 9.

[arcticwildfire]

Stopped at the county high school marching band bake sale today. It's nice to see the band kids are still weird.

[crybabykiko]

I should… i should empty my inbox and then just like, use the warmup prompts I never used so that I can pull some writing from my body

[faronv2]

I'm a tutor and my last student of the day was showing me the camera roll on his school provided iPad and it's literally the same picture hundreds of times. I asked if he saved it that many times individually but no he just screenshots it repeatedly. He mashed the screenshot button so fast so many times that it crashed the iPad.

This was the picture.

[prayformalec]

my 12-year-old cousin that I’ve barely interacted with: you know who is actually responsible for everything wrong in America?

me, expecting the worst: who?

him: Ronald Reagan

my entire family: ….

me: straight facts my dude

[etapereine]

eneritz vadillo passes julie bego to take third overall, followed by teammate paula blasi in fourth. bego drops to fifth.

top three on gc are also top three in the youth classification.

and marion bunel does indeed take stage 3 and the overall victory at tour de l’avenir femmes - followed by isabella holmgren in both

[xxplastic-cubexx]

erik will genuinely jump at any chance he can to steal charles' last name and be so catty about it i know this for a fact WHAT is his deal

[Magneto (2011)]

[puppppppppy]

tw flashing images, implied death

please for the love of god reblog this, it took me 3 days

[hazmatmaid]

Spamton's mother + bonus kidton

For some reason I imagine his parents to be very machine-like in behavior, but because they're based on older, outdated technology, they malfunction a lot.

[orange-artblog]

joking around was fun but now I did a ~final of Esther‘s design xp

she‘s a supposed Aim (post dark cream) x Axel (errorink) kid made out of the magic of headcanons and inside jokes (/j)

Aim is by @zu-is-here / Axel is by @ari-cuno

anyway I went and had some more fun with her

alsoo this

[mayasaura]

Saw the most adorable set of PJatO cosplayers at the renn faire today! Percy was being fitted for leather armor. Nico was wearing his bomber in 90°F/32°C weather. Grover was there (stunning).