#maybe some gentlescribehands in there too

[carrymelikeimcute]

So, Izzy and Stede start hooking up while Ed goes to be a white girl in nature and Stede is...not good at sex. But at his insistence in improving, as with piracy, he insists they keep a log of his experiences. Which Izzy thinks is ridiculous but...it actually helps. (Plus he does enjoy giving Stede a numerical score, under any and all circumstances.)

Flashforward to Lucius borrowing it, thinking it's a novel, and ending up reading it (then reading it aloud to the crew, with voices) and then it gets a bit lost and ends up on a stall with some other used books...where Ed finds it.