#maybe i shouldn't be as shooketh about this as i am

[frozenbluecookies]

RE: DRACULA IS DOING THE WHOLE THING AGAIN?????

They took down all the episodes (except bonus content) and only the May 3rd entry is re-uploaded

I was not expecting this level of commitment. @re-dracula , my hat is off to you, good sirs, madams and assorted gentlefolk

[ricesoupremacy]

*looks pleased* drama is my middle name shakespeare's...jelli eh? what kind of grandchild, indeed. we could also exchange goss while i braid your hair. so much bonding. so cool. then i could lecture you about the evils of gadgets as my eyes are glued to a screen.

ahhh heroine moment. well cliche or not, i think it's cute you felt good about yourself lol. not everyone gets that, certainly not in school. i get it, sometimes people look a lot cooler with a certain type of frame. maybe it's more prominent with people who wear glasses regularly, or who have had them for really long. the image you have of them is automatically with glasses. so when they take it off it sort of shakes that image and you look at them with a slightly different perspective?

if you keep this up you'll soon become PoPuLaR, stay safe. joking. i don't think i will believe you, although it's obvious every school has not-so-nice people. well. it's kind of because he likes me that people know i exist. i told you he's a popular kid no. like he hangs out with seniors- that kind of popular. so two days after school reopened, some over-enthusiastic ninth grader girl came beaming up to me and straight up asked me that one dreaded question- "r u gae" and i was like "um. what. who are you :)" the conversation was just overall next-level weird and i'm still traumatised by it so i'll give you the gist of it- she kept firing off questions like an interviewer, questions like "how i learnt to aCcEpT MySeLf" and whether i've been facing any "bAcKLaSh" (girl pls) and whether i've ever had a bOyFrIeNd (✋😭) and idk some weird shit. i just had a pained smile on at the beginning because if you manage to make the juniors hate you, you've really failed at life, right? but then i started getting pissed because she asked some really weird questions. i told her to fuck off and spend more time studying circle theorems. she also said something weird about how i should date the ninth grader who likes me because we were both "pretty guys" or something I DON'T KNOW OKAY IT WAS SO WEIRD SHE KEPT TALKING OF SUBS AND SOME JAPANESE SHIT- KABUDON?? KABU SMTH- BRUH IT PHYSICALLY HURT TO LISTEN i met the ninth grade guy in the washroom after threatening the weird girl with death if she dared talk to me again and then running away. i said "HEY WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR FRIENDS WHY ARE THEY GROSS :D" to the guy (i was extremely shooketh) and he paniked and went "shit what did they say to you DID THEY SAY WEIRD STUFF TO YOU" and i said "AHAHAHAHAHA "WEIRD" IS AN UNDERESTATEMENT-" but turns out he isn't friends with her. she's some random yaoi-obsessed bitch who's annoyed because she's had a crush on him for ages but is now obsessed with him and me. why are girls so. god. he said sorry so much on her behalf. which he shouldn't even be doing. i swear i don't know why drama follows me i hate it. not talking about grandma drama but this is. this is another level. i just want to pass my classes in peace.

(please, if i found out you were a criminal i'd offer to aid you.) oh oh oh my bad. same difference bleh. see see you have game. gross, creepy uncles. why. ugh. too bad? i think it's a gift. just look at where being too flustered has got me. experience? me? psh, i have no experience in such totally morally ethically correct things. i'm, like, the most innocent person to exist. but i can always give you tips. from my uh friend's experience, of course.

on my way to obliterate people with that intense gayze rn. the power. oh me having game was established long ago. ah no, i'm not that cruel. yet. she kind of fell against the wall and clutched her heart (she was playing along obviously lol) i wouldn't have let her hug me. this is weird to say after all the rib-crushing stuff but hugging girls is so awkward. like. "where do i put my hands. why do boobs feel weird. am i violating her by thinking of this. but i don't have weird intentions. am i still violating her. shit." i end up awkwardly spinning out of hugs and giving girls side-hugs instead. or i pat them on the head. but eh i've gotten over that now, i do normal hugs. i gave up overthinking, it's bad for my health. (heh i think i was subconsciously trying to go for a leo thing. flirt so bad they fall for you bad amirite)

finally found a reason to not cut my hair

impossible :0

what is it? scaring people on elevators? letting your friends braid it so you can bOnD? can i braid your hair? like the mom/grandma does in those hair oil ads pfft

ooh will you dye your hair?? if you did, what colour would you go for?