#maybe he was massively injured and read up on med journals to learn more

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My current absolutely crack idea is that future Damian does NOT become Batman. He's actually not a vigilante at all. He doesnt work with LOA either. No, he's a doctor. What kind of doctor? A ob

Its so freaking funny just imagine a time travel senario where the batkids meet a future!Damian and thats his job?!?! Ridiculous. Must be a prank. He finally developed a sense of humor.

He says its because he spent his childhood learning how to take lives, so now he dedicated his adulthood to bringing lives into this world. And keeping lives in this world. The maternal mortality rate in the US is unacceptably high for such a developed country-

But what about the family legacies you're so attached to?! They say. He mentions how both his grandfathers were physicians. That both his parents went to medical school.

The situation is just so ridiculous the denial would continue. Future Damian is used to the inappropriate sex jokes. He waits them out