#maybe he has tentacles where normal asgardians have genitalia! maybe he enjoys golf and cricket!

[nostalgia-tblr]

There's a certain kind of Loki fic where the premise of the story is that this man is physically repulsive or at least so weird looking that nobody would see him as attractive:

His weedy little body is but skin and bone, he can barely lift a leaf without using his (really amazing but also NOT impressive) magic powers:

Sorry I had to stop for a moment to recover my wits, he's just so ugly. Even looking at him this much is making me want to throw up :(

Yet I am, as true fan of Art, willing to suspend my disbelief in this Everyone Has Terrible Eyesight AU. I am willing to pretend that I think poor little Loki would snap in a strong breeze.

Oh yeah also he has never trained to fight anyone. He'd probably cut himself if he used a sharp knife at the dinner table.

But it is difficult and sometimes it is too difficult and then I have to make tumblr posts like this one, to vent my inner bitchiness into the atmosphere so it doesn't build up to deadly levels then I click the tab closed and move on and never say a word about it to anyone, like a good girl.