#maybe Kay tells him ‘dilf’ means ‘damn I love food’ or something and he’s like ‘oh wow better start tagging my cooking videos with that

[metaphorical-goblin]

Beanix starting an OnlyFans but you get into it and it’s just. “Best Bluffing Techniques.” “Cool Tricks to Shuffle Cards.” “Single Dad Cooking Hour.” Things like that

Trucy films for him and sometimes you see her glove just sticking in from the upper right corner of the screen. Sometimes the recording starts or stops halfway through her counting down

Eventually Phoenix learns about editing and puts a star wipe everywhere he possibly can

Kay does not tell him what people use the website for

Edgeworth also does not tell them and just stands there red as a tomato while Phoenix tells him how well he’s doing

(Phoenix absolutely knows what people use the website for and he’s honestly kind of just waiting for Miles to stop him and explain it one day)