#maybe I'm projecting

[mulletmitsuya]

Sano Groupchat (and closely affiliated)

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, the word necrophilia is mentioned twice, mentions of kidnapping, mentions of drugging, also a "description" of a penis (it's not what it sounds like i swear)

Side note: i've realized that my warnings without context, make me look like a crazy person so please bear with me 😔🙏

Desc: Mikey gets kidnapped by a crazy fan and so forth (i'm so bad at these, might remove them 💀)

Shinichiro: Mikey, we're glad to have you back. i'll release a statement saying you need to recover from the traumatizing situation you've just been through. just rest up okay?

Emma: yeah, we're here if you need anything :((

Izana: you're alive, so

Emma: Izana ☹️

Izana: ...

Izana: we are here to support you through difficult times

Izana: as your "siblings" 🙂

Shinichiro: what are the quotation marks for bud 😞✊?

Izana: my hand slipped

Shinichiro: oh okay then!

Mikey: guys

Shinichiro: Draken, how's the arrest going?

Draken: the girls trial is in a few weeks from now and she can't afford bail so she's locked up

Mikey: guys it's not that deep

Mikey: like, it's not as big of a deal as you're making it out to be

Izana: see? he's fine

Emma: YOU WERE MISSING FOR 2 WEEKS

Emma: YOU WERE LITERALLY KIDNAPPED BY A CRAZY FAN. IT'S A BIG DEAL

Mikey: but they didn't hurt me?? they made all my favourite snacks and food and tucked me into bed every night. which maybe was a little weird but i still liked it. i had a very good time actually. so why are we arresting her? she's chill fr

Draken: that's all she did?

Baji: how do you know she didn't drug you in your sleep and do things to you 🤨

Mikey: bro?

Shinichiro: Keisuke, that's a very sensitive topic for some people, so let's not say it so casually okay?

Baji: what?

Baji: is it a long shot to say Mikey was touched or something?

Baji: i mean, what other motives did she have

Baji: and you guys saw her tweets right? she's obsessed with you

Baji: wasn't she the one who calculated the circumference, length, girth and colour of your penis??

Draken: no that's another one

Baji: nvm

Baji: that was Haruchiyo

Haruchiyo: fuck off

Mikey: Baji we literally go to onsens together with Haruchiyo. you've all seen my penis 😐

Baji: hard and soft are two different things

Baji: you pervert

Haruchiyo: it wasn't me, what the fuck?

Haruchiyo: i'm too famous to be risking my reputation like that

Haruchiyo: i'd need a burner account no one could access, which i don't have

Haruchiyo: so no Baji, i don't have a Mikey fanpage

Haruchiyo: that would be crazy and weird and bordeline insane

Baji: i didn't say any of that?

Baji: and you are all 3 of those things🤨

Mikey: well whatever cause everyone was wrong. it's small

Mikey: you know what it's not even small. it's average for my size, actually

Mikey: i mean i'm 5'3 yk. what did people expect

Mikey: like, it would look weird if i had a big one

Mikey: it would be disproportionate to have a big one

Mikey: i see people saying "i know it's big😍" or stuff like "i wanna gag on it"

Emma: gross

Emma: why are you telling us this 😟

Mikey: which i find really flattering

Draken: flattering isn't the word i'd use

Mikey: yeah thats cause you're a fucking prude, Ken-chin

Draken: it's cause i have a wife, jackass

Emma: 😊❤

Mikey: but seriously it wouldn't make sense for me to have a big penis

Baji: excuses excuses 🙄

Mikey: my penis is fine

Baji: they gave you dick dysmorphia

Mikey: whatever it's not like i'll use it anyway

Baji: bottom?

Mikey: i just don't like sex 😐

Izana: are we here to listen to Mikey talk about his small dick or what

Shinichiro: yeah maybe we should... not

Mikey: well, yours is skinny so whatever

Shinichiro: no it's not 😕

Shinichiro: i've had many people compliment me for my size, actually

Izana: "many"

Izana: "people"

Mikey: we know it's not girls, just say you fuck men (Wakasa) dude

Baji: no girl wants you bro

Baji: (isn't it Takeomi?)

Mikey: (Takeomi is violently homophobic)

Baji: (oh yeah)

Haruchiyo: what are you guys doing

Mikey: (whispering)

Haruchiyo: you guys are texting

Haruchiyo: we can all see this

Haruchiyo: are you fucking dumb

Haruchiyo: not you, Mikey

Mikey: thanks Haru 😋

Baji: he was doing it too???

Baji: i get why Takeomi was homophobic 😒

Baji: (when are you going to address his crush on you, Mikey)

Mikey: (it's not a crush, you ever heard of bff's, Keisuke🙄?)

Baji: (that's like saying me and Kazutora are bff's)

Mikey: (you are?)

Baji: (i'm in love with him)

Mikey: (oh yeah)

Mikey: (but Haru isn't in love with me)

Baji: (he probably creams his pants when you use that nickname)

Haruchiyo: i can see this

Haruchiyo: you aren't "whispering"

Haruchiyo: IT'S A FUCKING GROUPCHAT

Draken: does this matter?

Draken: we were talking about the fact that Mikey was kidnapped

Draken: Baji is right, something really bad could have happened if they have you longer

Draken: along with the statement, we need to talk to your fans man

Draken: this is a line crossed

Baji: no shit

Baji: also, why didn't you, i don't know, fight back and escape or something?

Mikey: i didn't want to hit a girl 😔

Mikey: like i said, i enjoyed my time there

Mikey: knew you guys would find me eventually so it was like, a side quest

Draken: of course you'd call a kidnapping a side quest

Emma: how'd she even kidnap you?

Mikey: she saw me at a convenience store and they'd run out of my favourite sweeties

Mikey: and i was whining about it to the cashier, so i guess she overheard

Mikey: and she said she had some in her car

Mikey: so i go there with her

Mikey: then she asked for an autograph

Mikey: then i'm pretty sure she drugged me with chloroform or something cause i was out

Emma: chloroform isn't like the movies. it takes a while to knock someone out, so that's not really likely unless you stood there and took it

Mikey: ...

Mikey: ok fine, do you want me to say i fell asleep in her car? huh?

Mikey: cause that's what i did

Izana: it's like you *want* to die or something

Izana: nvm

Baji: are you stupid or something

Draken: Mikey

Draken: you are 25 years old

Draken: and you're telling me

Draken: that you fell for the "hi kid, want some candy?" trick

Draken: are you fucking serious

Shinichiro: Mikey...

Shinichiro: you could have gone to another store 🙁

Shinichiro: i almost lost you

Shinichiro: because of jellybeans? really?

Mikey: they're my favourite sweet okay ☹️

Mikey: and i was lazy and tired

Mikey: hence, falling asleep

Baji: he has to have necrophilia or something

Shinichiro: i don't think that's the word buddy

zana: "necrophilia"

Izana: didn't you graduate?

Baji: working on it 💪

Izana: ah alright

Izana: what's your IQ?

Baji: below average

Mikey: Baji, don't tell people that ☠️

Izana: ...

Izana: wow he actually answered me

Emma: *sigh*

Draken: what's the point of tying out your physical actions

Emma: shut up a little babe

Draken: ok

Emma: what Baji meant, was necormancy

Draken: that's incorrect, babe

Emma: omg can we just wrap this up

Izana: both of you are wrong 💀

Izana: what is wrong with you people

Izana: necrophilia= sexual attraction to a dead body

Izana: necormancy= communication with dead people

Izana: narcolepsy= condition characterized by an extreme tendency to sleep

Izana: i'm assuming you guys meant to say the third one, for Mikey

Izana: holy shit

Emma: no need to be mean about it 😒

Baji: i'll add those to my "new words" list

Mikey: maybe i do have that

Mikey: i do fall asleep in very odd places

Emma: you know what we can talk about this tommorow. time out

*only admins can send messages*

[cakebatteronabrickwall]

"Slough House" sounds like the name for a beloved, run down theatre living on donations when you think about it

[medicatedcountertop]

TADC Episode 4 spoilers

Jax's slow depression into a normal person over Episode 4's monotonous existence is not character development, but is a great character insight. And it doesn't even start when he gets beaten down. His first "asshole" action in the episode is in accidentally breaking Gangle's mask. He legitimately doesn't mean it, but that doesn't matter, because he's the "bad guy". So he slips on the mask of an asshole again.

And throughout the episode, with the threat of punishment and the boring mediocrity of the fast food experience, jax genuinely asks pomni how she's doing.

Jax's personality is a foil against Ragatha, she needs people to like her, Jax needs people to hate him. Because if his genuine mistakes make people that upset, maybe they'll be less upset if he was just always that bad.

[servantleverslutdrop]

I think Kaz's reluctance to indulge in comfort, or "experience" his wealth stems from the old regret of Jordie's fine jacket, Kaz's new shoes, the novels from the book store, dinners out, and hot chocolates- when in the following weeks those things could have bought so many loafs of bread and cheap meals. Comforts deprecate in value once they're bought, and what is Kaz willing to trade for less safety? Less power? Less opportunity?

[su1c1d3wh0r3z]

either i'm just a really bad person and my parents see me for what i am and tell it to me OR i'm actually NOT a bad person and it's actually my parents that are the problem...

[dostyaak]

After playing the portuguese translation of YTTD, I cannot look at Reko or Alice without seeing them as brazilian

Just the swearwords and slangs Brazil has fits them so much, the way they act and speak just scream "Brazilian!" to me

In my head both of them are part Brazilian, and no one will change my mind

[forestshadow-wolf]

Hc time again!

Soap can't whistle. Every thinks he can because he just has one of those faces, right? And the thing is that nobody asks because, well, how often do you really think about a person whistling?

To him it's a bit embarrassing. He's a grown man and doesn't know how to whistle? But it's not like he's hiding it, and he probably wouldn't lie if anyone asked. But he's certainly not going to bring it up, ya know?

What is some situation (sad or not) maybe it's late at night on a stake-out, or maybe he's been wounded and doesn't think he'll make it out, so he's just talking.

Maybe Simon's there and he just says it, just to say something. Or maybe simon shares something so he matches the confession.

And maybe simon offers to teach him. Maybe he never learns. Or maybe he does. Maybe it stays a secret for just the two of them.

[ghost-qwq]

Silly that Butch DeLoria is my comfort character because that guy would NEVER be able to comfort someone

[thegreatestkingston]

Skeleton Appreciation Day by Will Wood and The Tapeworms is kinda togachako coded???

"They say that beauty's just skin deep / So naturally, please show me your / Bones, bones, bones, let me see your bones / Well, I don't wanna know if the feeling follows home"

Like, if you use bones as a stand in for blood, it's literally them???

[violetmuses]

If Armando has a love interest in the next movie, please give her glasses! 🥺🥰 👓 @nelo0wesker @yassbishimvintage @peaxhygirl

[mrguardianeye]

Some Mirko drawings i made 'cause she's perfect

[casperghosty]

OH HERE COMES THE PIZOOKIE!!

can we talk about Rhett cheeky smile when asking Link if he is an "announcer?" I realized it in diffrent episodes where they have some innuendos that Rhett seems...like curious about Link's sex life... I could not give you an example, but that smile is a smile of a man who wants to know more

[cjs-51703]

It's 1:30 AM, and I have no idea how this didn't come to me sooner as fanfic idea.

So after I've gotten some sleep, I'm going to write a fanfic about Kaminari dealing with epilepsy. I have epilepsy and seizures are caused by abnormalities in electrical function in the brain. So it's time to project my chronic issues onto my Pikachu boy.

[harmless-variety-of-garden-snake]

Buck isn't very pop culture literate, but I feel like he could see how important pop culture is to queer identity and history (our history can 100% be mapped in the ways we were portrayed in film and tv, what kinds of things were allowed to be popular and what was relegated to niche media, etc) and become so entrenched in that while he's trying to find out more about his identity. Boy's never even heard of 75% of the movies anyone around him references, but he could tell you that Alfred Hitchcock hired gay men and a gay writer for Rope and will laugh when someone says "What've we got here? A couple-a showgirls." in a terrible Aussie accent. Even if he doesn't watch something, he can rattle off five queer-coded moments in it according to academics and queer audiences. That boy would discover there's a whole treasure trove of research out there and have a hundred tabs open and enroll at a college just for the JSTOR and EBSCO access. He'd watch a shit quality version of Anders al die Andern and cry, because it's over a century old and proof that we've always been here.

[myscalesofjustice]

Scenario: Vash is battling Midvalley. Looking for the nonlethal way out, he notices a headset the Hornfreak is wearing. So, Midvalley needs protection from his deadly music? Vash focuses on getting close enough to snatch the headset, at great risk. When he does take it away, however, Midvalley doesn’t stop playing. To Vash’s surprise, the music gets more erratic and dangerous as his attacker furiously demands the headset back.

Those weren’t noise filters, but hearing aids. 

[methewizard]

I love it so much when quiet, supportive characters who always put themselves second have a complete breakdown and go feral. Especially when the breakdown is aimed towards the selfish protagonist who always takes them for granted. It's so satisfying.