#maybe I’ll adopt some older kids or something if my partner(s) are interested

[heyyallitssatan]

So, this popped up on my Pinterest

And I’ve never in my life been able to express this so clearly

I don’t hate kids, I actually kind of like them, I like my nieces and nephews, and I don’t mind baby sitting and playing with them, but when I was 11 and was put in charge of all of my cousins who ranged from less than 1 year younger to 8 years younger than me, I hated it, I hated being the oldest, I hated being the oldest girl cause I can tell you right now my only other cousin who was put in charge of “watching the kids” was my female cousin who was six months younger than me, but my male cousin who was 8 months younger, nope, nothing for him, he’s just a kid

I told everyone my entire life that I never wanted to have kids, meaning I don’t want to be a bio parent, and that’s because

1: I’m terrified of pregnancy, mine, someone else’s, fuck I get creeped out by pregnant seahorses at the aquarium, I hate it, it definitely doesn’t help that I spent my whole hearing stories of how everyone in my family had the most awful pregnancies with tons of complications, there has yet to be a child born in the last two generations in my family that wasn’t a c section because of complications, anyway, literally terrifies me, it’s a legitimate phobia that I have talked to my therapist about, she told me that it’s phobia level bullshit in my brain

2: I hate babies, like I think kids are cool and I can chill with kids over the age of two, but infants, fucking babies, absolutely not, I fucking hate them, I don’t want to be around, I don’t want to hold them, fuck that, I’m immune to baby fever cause every time I’m in ten feet of one I can’t stop thinking get it away from me, I just fucking hate them

But, I was told every single fucking time I said I don’t want kids “you’ll grow out of it” “you’ll change your mind when you get older” “everyone says that when they’re young” and my absolute favourite “you’re too young to know”, my family, particularly my grandmother, also said every time “your mother said the same, but she changed her mind too”

My mother didn’t change her mind, she didn’t want kids, at the very least, not when she had me, my parents weren’t even married when my mom found out she was pregnant with me, and they weren’t planning on doing anything like kids or marriage for a long time, but one little accident later and he entire life was turned on it’s head, I know she loves me and doesn’t regret what she did, but I also know she still wonders what life would have been like if they hadn’t ever had me, and every fucking time my grandmother says that it makes me want to scream

For fucks sake, when my great grandmother started telling me to give her some more grand babies before she dies and I reminded her I I am sixteen, and also gay, she told me “well that’s why they got that artificial insemination”

What the fuck, I was sixteen, I should have been focused on school, or sports, or having fun, this bitch wanted me to be a fucking teen parent

[jcdedmemories]

[ michael evans behling, cis man, he/him ] — whoa! RYDER WESTON just stole my cab! not cool, but maybe they needed it more. they have lived in the city for 4 YEARS, working as a FIREFIGHTER. that can’t be easy, especially at only 30 YEARS OLD. some people say they can be a little bit DISOBEDIENT and SHORT-SIGHTED , but i know them to be FAITHFUL and NINBLE-FOOTED. whatever. i guess i’ll catch the next cab. hope they like the ride back to BROOKLYN! —

CHARACTER INFORMATION:

full name: ryder james weston

nickname(s): ry, rj

pronouns & gender: he/him & cis man

sexuality: pansexual

age: thirty

relationship status: single

birth date: december 31, 1993

birth place: savannah, georgia

hometown; savannah, georgia

time in town: since february 2020

occupation: firefighter

parents: selina & marianna weston

siblings: hudson weston, jayden weston, & finley weston

personality: disobedient, short-sighted, faithful, and nibble footed

pet: none

children: none

APPEARANCE:

celebrity doppelgänger: darren barnet

height: 5'10"

hair color: black

eye color: brown

FAVORITES:

color: hunter green

non-alcoholic beverage: vanilla milkshake

alcoholic beverage: any kind of beer

season: winter

candle scent: fresh bsalm

book: n/a

video game: gta 5

tv show: 911

animated tv show: big mouth

movie: mystic pizza

holiday movie: the polar express

disney movie: hercules

pixar movie: zootopia

disney original movie: the thirteenth year

candy: sweedish fish

chocolate candy: sno-caps

Fruit: orange’s

Vegetable: celery

cuisine to eat: anything mexican

cuisine to make: anything frozen

genre of music: punk-pop

artist: charlotte sands

band: all time low & falling in reverse

song: getaway green by all time low

BIOGRAPHY:

tw; death

Even though Ryder could be seen blasting All Time Low or Falling In Reverse, he was a southern boy at heart. He still enjoyed the classics of Luke Bryan, Luke Combs, Travis Scott, and other country artists, you just wouldn’t know it from looking at him. He grew up with two beautiful moms who loved him dearly. They were both his biological parents as Ryder was conceived before one of his parents went through hormone treatment and transitioned from male to female. Of course his other mother was completely supportive and would love her life partner through anything. 

Since his one mom had transitioned, they weren’t able to have kids that were both biologically theirs so instead of getting a donor, they decided to adopt because there were so many kids out there in the world who needed a home. When Ryder was four years old, they brought home a set of twins, a boy and a girl. Ryder loved being the older brother and was constantly protecting them like they were his own children. Then when Ryder was six and the twins were two, they decided to adopt one more child. 

Even through his school years, he was protective of them and would always have their best interest at heart. Their parents both worked in the medical field and they wanted their kids to follow suit but knew that it was unrealistic as it was not something that everybody was good at. Ryder on one hand was exceptional when it came to numbers and calculations. Teachers would think that he was cheating on his tests because he wouldn’t have to show his work for his math problems, but he was able to solve a lot of problems in his head. 

It was no surprise that when it came to graduate high school and go to college, Ryder has chosen accounting. He chose a school right near home so that he could still help his moms out with the other kids and be close to them because that’s how they all were. Of course he excelled in all of the accounting classes and he graduated at the top of his class. He had a beautiful girlfriend at the end of his college career and it seemed like the two of them were going to spend the rest of their lives together. He seemed like the superstar of them family. 

Ryder got a job in an accounting firm where he was producing work of people who were there for fifteen years. They were really surprised and he moved up the corporate ladder quite fast. Ryder had moved out of his home and moved in with his girlfriend turned fiance and they were planning the wedding of their lives. 

One night, Ryder was hanging out with his friend and there was a fire in their apartment complex. He freaked out and he unfortunately had to choose between saving his fiance or his best friend and he saved his fiance and his best friend passed away in the fire. Ryder fell into a dark pit to the point where he had to go to therapy. He did that for a few months before he dropped everything and decided he needed a fresh start. Of course he didn’t think that he could do it but he had to do it. He packed up his things and didn’t tell anyone where he was going but he moved to Brooklyn where he became a firefighter because he didn’t want something like this to ever happen to him again. He needed a complete change and he hates that he hurt and left the people behind but he didn’t tell anyone where he was going. 

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #444

“the monster you made is wearing the crown  /  i’ll be the king, and you’ll be the clown”

Do you take off from school, or work for your birthday? Ha, I used to try to talk Mom into letting me stay home from school... It only sometimes worked. Have you ever created ‘open when’ letters for someone? No. That'd be cute for an s/o, though. What is the best thing about being in the relationship you’re in right now or about being single? Not having to fear my partner leaving because of the struggles I'm going through. Not having to worry about not being enough for another person, because I'm not even enough for myself. Do you have a favourite painting? Not by a historical artist, no, but there is a piece by a deviantART artist called "Denialism" (by NukeRooster/Tatchit, if you're interested) that I adore so much I've actually gotten her permission to get it tattooed one day when I can afford a brilliant artist to do it. What are some of the best life hacks you know? /shrug What makes you smile without fail? MARK LAUGHING laj;sdkafjwlk;erj Do you know what you’ll be getting your loved ones for the holidays this winter? No clue. That's still a whiles off. What is your biggest short-term goal (within the next month)? Just lose a decent amount of weight for a month's time. What will your next tattoo be of? It depends on what cash I have available, really. As much as it sucks, I think my next tat is a whiles off because I just have more pressing things to pay for. Has anyone very close to you ever died? Besides pets, the closest human to me that's ever died was Jason's mom. If you were throwing your significant other/best friend a themed party, what would the theme be? Uh, Frieza-related, obviously. Do you feel prepared for the apocalypse? I don't believe in the apocalypse in the biblical sense of it being determined by an ultimate power, so this isn't something I really think about. Whenever humanity ends, it ends. I don't have a say, so I may as well not obsess over it. Do you think you will have children naturally, adopt, or forgo having children altogether? I'm not having kids, but if I did, I know that either I'd have to give birth to them or my hypothetical wife would for me to feel *properly* connected to them as a mother should. Oh, or if my male partner had a kid from a previous relationship, but I'd have to be REALLY in love with him to feel like that child is also my own. Do you take pictures of yourself on a daily basis? Oh god no. Do you believe in angels? No, but rather just spirits. Is there anything in your past that you used to regret, but now you don’t? Hm, maybe? Does your knee hurt? My knees always hurt. Has anyone ever called you sexy? Yes. Do you like raisins? omg nooooo What is your favorite bug? Butterflies! :') Do you like Scrabble? Sure, it's fun for a board game. Do you have a printer? Yes. What is your favorite food? Cheeseburgers or pizza, probably. I know, so American. Have you ever overheard a conversation you weren’t supposed to? Yes. Do you like ants? They are very fascinating when you really think about it, but I still find them incredibly annoying. Did you like the movie Antz? I loved it as a kid. Have you ever drank goat milk? No, I don't believe so. What’s your favorite video game? Silent Hill 2 and Shadow of the Colossus. Do you like cats? I love kitties!!! :') Are goldfish your favorite fish? No. I think my favorite is probably the lionfish. Do you like vanilla pudding? No. I only like chocolate pudding. What is your opinion on gay marriage? I 100% support it and would fight to the death for it. What is your opinion on gay adoption? Don't even fucking look at me if you see a problem with a parentless child finding a home with two people in love. Who was the last person you had a crush on? Sara. What’s the most expensive piece of clothing you own? I have zero clue. Why do you drive the car you have right now? I don't have my own car. Have you ever seen your best friend cry? Omg yes and it sucks. Are you friends with your neighbors? No. What is your current desktop picture? One of my favorite pictures of my late pup, Teddy. What’s the coolest thing you’ve seen out the window of an airplane? Mountains! Does your neighbor have any pets? *shrug* Have you ever swam in a mountain lake? No, but that sounds VIBIN'. Has a cat/dog ever thrown up on your bed? alksdjflk;a;jdfalwe yes Have you ever had a concussion? One or two. Do you know anyone who has a pet gecko? Not currently, I think? I want a fat-tailed gecko, though. :( Would you ever go bear hunting? I wouldn't dare hunt ANY animal. Have you ever seen two movies at the theater in a row? I have not. How many teenagers do you know who have babies? I know no teen personally that has a child, but there were some pregnant students in high school. If you could keep your parents or trade them for other parents, which would you pick? I would NEVER change my parents. Is there a piggy bank in the room you’re in? It's not a "piggy" bank, per se, but my sister got me a skull one that she says is for my tattoo funds. :') How many sets of twins do you know? Two, off the very top of my head. If you have younger siblings, are you very protective of them? Yes. No one fucks with her for as long as I live. If you have older siblings, are they very protective of you? Not especially. Who is your favorite Disney Channel person? Uhhh, maybe Raven Symone? How many pets do you have? Just two. Do you think you will be successful in life? No. :/ What do you have pierced? My earlobes, twice, and my bottom lip. I have been dyinnnnggg for some new ones lately. :/ Does techno annoy you as much as it annoys me? No, I actually enjoy quite a bit of techno. What’s your comfort food? Ice cream. Do you like paranormal stuff? YES. Do you have a favorite stuffed toy? Rebel, my adorable meerkat plush from Jason, and Brownie, my moose from Cabela's. What’s the most exciting project you were given? In a way, my senior project since you got to choose your own topic, but I dreaded the presentation. Do you have a good sense of direction? Not at ALL. What are your favorite colour for a cat? Orange! If you had to live your life carrying a shield, what would its design be? This is gonna sound super, super cheesy, but probably a heart to symbolize how love should and could block the effects of hate and general evil and that we should pursue that instead of violence. Out of all the cancers, which one do you think needs to find a cure first? Oh god, they all do. If I had to pick one though, it'd be one of the inevitably fatal kinds, like pancreatic. What are your general afterthoughts when you’ve finished a book? I feel accomplished for actually reading to a story's completion. How many pairs of glasses (not sunglasses) have you owned? Two, I think? What color is your flash-drive? Hot pink. Have you ever built a sand castle? Yeah. How many houses have you lived in? Six. One I have no memory of. Do you shut off the water while you brush your teeth? Yes. What video game should everybody play at least once? Amnesia: A Machine for PIgs for the symbolism. It blows my mind how most horror fans hate it; it's like they totally miss the point. 100 years from now, what modern things will people look back on and say, “WTF?” Hopefully things like homophobia, racism, misogyny, concepts like those. What is impossible to understand until it happens to you? Mental illness, to name only one thing. What fictional food item from a television show, cartoon, movie, or video game have you always wanted to try? Hm. There's a lot that has looked super good, really. What’s something that gets much more hate than it deserves? Nickelback, lmao. What phrases or sayings drive you crazy? "Everything happens for a reason," "it could be worse/some people have it worse," "it's all part of God's plan," "just think positive"... a lot of stuff. Do you have a deviantART? I do, even though Eclipse made it fucking suck. I only really stay because I cling to the dying hope of being at least somewhat successful on there, and I enjoy keeping tabs on the artwork of the hundreds of people I watch there. Who is your favorite character in your favorite movie? Mufasa, even if he doesn't last long in the movie. :''''''( Have you ever been to Germany? No, but I'd love to! What is your favorite holiday? Christmas. Have you ever been ice skating? No. The blades on the skates scare me. Have you ever taken a karate class? No. Do you have any nieces or nephews? I have a lot, if you include my half-siblings' kids. Do you own an Xbox? Nah, I've always been a PlayStation gal. Would you date someone who’s well-known for cheating? Nope. Would you break up with someone your parents didn’t approve of? No. I'd consider their reasons, but ultimately, it's about me loving the person. Could you be in a relationship without sex? Yeah, sure. It's not ideal, but I mean if the other person is just very opposed, I'm certainly not forcing them. Emotional intimacy is more important to me, anyway. Have you ever been “friendzoned”? Yep. :') Briefly, anyway. Jason tried for my sake, but it was VERY short-lived by no one's fault but my own because all I know how to do is fuck shit up when it comes to him. Which “famous couple” is your favorite? LOOK Mark and Amy are FUCKIN GEMS Have you ever “destroyed” a relationship? Pretty fucking much. Are you the “dominant” or the “submissive” part in a relationship? I'm submissive by nature. Do you think Valentine’s Day is overrated? No, I think it's a cute holiday. Which do you feel is worse of the two to smoke: weed or tobacco? Well, weed has more carcinogens, but at least it has actual health benefits. Who did you last see that you haven’t seen in ages? *shrug* Are you photogenic at all? God no.

[morbidoptimisim]

Why do you ship Jinx and Raven? The reason is that I ship BBRae and StarfireXRaven (Well not in Teen Titans in Alternate DC Universes)

TLDR: 

-I’m a lesbian, that’s why. 

Long answer: 

( THIS IS NOT A BASH ON  BB/Rae SHIPPERS, U JUST ASKED FOR MY PERSONAL OPINIONS;; )

-Beast Boy is afraid of Raven & her powers and uses his goofs to power through that instinctual? response. While he demonstrates far more maturity in some of the older comics (which I approve of well enough), he’s not equipped to handle a relationship with Raven in the cartoon. Even in fanworks, the only time he comes across with any centering, is when he’s depicted in animal form; I find that incredibly telling. -I can’t get behind shipping their original cartoon counterparts, since I’m personally NOT a fan of the “annoy the girl till she likes you” tropes that a LOT of media push into het relationships.  the whole “opposites attract” thing is… not an excuse? If they weren’t part of the same crime-fighting team, I doubt Raven and Beast Boy would have any shared interests AT ALL, which leads me to believe that Raven is more of a victim of heteronormativity than anything else. You can’t look at her and tell me she’s not composed of queer coded markers, lol. &  Admittedly a lot of my dislike for this ship boils down to my absolute hatred of the “loveable douchbag” trope forced down everyone’s throats since the 80′s/90′s. Don’t get me wrong, I Iike Beast Boy as a character and he works well as a friend, I just don’t see the Raven/BB “no really! he’s her ‘missing half’! He’ll ‘change her for the better’ and ‘get her out of her shell’!” appeal. 

Personally, I feel that out of all the Titans, Beast Boy is the one most affected by Raven’s demonic aura. That he can smell the unsettling demonic signature in her body & it sets the animal instincts off within him to be exceedingly wary around her, which he feels guilty about, and is why he tries so hard to come across to Raven as though it doesn’t actually bother him, and like he’s completely fine with her and her ‘creepy’ bits; not knowing that his denial and good intentions, actually make it harder for Raven to trust him & feel comfortable around him, as his forced joviality sets off her empathic warning bells. There isn’t much either one of them can do about the state of things however, so they try to ignore it best they can, though Beast Boy feels like Raven’s biting sarcasm and passive aggression is a silent challenge for him to work harder around her and Raven mostly just feels tired.    

*Coercing a girl into saying yes just cause she’s tired of saying no & she thinks everyone expects her to give into him eventually anyways, is NOT a fun ship dynamic for me. 

-Starfire & Robin I ship together, but as they grow into Kori and Nightwing I actually headcanon that they keep an open invitation for Raven to join them; both Starfire and Robin/Nightwing handle Raven’s abilities and personal boundaries a lot better, especially in the older comics. I don’t think Raven would join them as a permanent fixture of their relationship, but I imagine its a fun exploratory period for the three of them for a brief handful of times.  

I see Robin/Raven specifically not so much as a sibling dynamic as an adopted-guardian and their troubled-ward dynamic; essentially: they’re doing their best to cope with their semi-awkward positionings. -Robin is both her team-leader AND mind-linked ‘sounding board’. Raven meanwhile, is always the ‘tragic little girl’ that Robin feels he has to 'Save’.

She uses him as her gage for human/Earthly morality, and he knows it, and they both know that it puts a lot of pressure on him; so he usually ends up attempting to give her he thinks she wants. -Which is difficult, since Raven usually doesn’t know what she’s looking for, and doesn’t often inform him of any results or formed opinions that occur afterwards.

She shares a similar relationship with Starfire; being the stand-in for a true connection with Blackfire that Star could never have but always desired.

Raven/Robin would never work out because they’re too similar and would feed into each other’s negative habits too much; never sleeping, diving too much into work, ect. Theyre good work partners, not good dating partners.

Raven/Starfire is cute, but Starfire is IN LOVE with Robin. Starfire/Robin is one of the few m/w canon ships I actually enjoy. I’m not breaking them up, even in headcanon. So it’s threesies or nothing, lol.  

-Jinx: 

Okay, so; remember when I said Beast couldn’t handle Raven? 

well, what about a girl who HAS MAGIC and KNOWS WHAT ITS LIKE FOR THAT MAGIC TO BE INHERENTLY VOLATILE. Jinx walks down the street, six people are getting struck by lightning, tripping, or having their parking meters expire, and other such ‘bad lucks’; she knows what having an unsightly power is like. She’s fought with Raven before, and *beaten* her in battle before. She knows what Raven is routinely capable of. she went to SCHOOL for STUDYING HEROS and how to defeat them. She grew up in more of a real-world setting?? Like;; Jinx might be the ONLY QUALIFIED person to help Raven with her situation? Ex: “Hey, maybe you ever think instead of demons… its also PTSD? Let me google some shit and ill hook you up with something for that” 

and she’s a TOP STUDENT. she LEADS A TEAM. She’s smart, resourceful,, she’s capable of taking things seriously and having fun without being scared off by raven’s power or cynical moodswings. I feel that Jinx would be one of the few capable of tempering Raven’s behaviors constructively. -The girl’s dealt with the Hive all her life. she’d be able to withstand Raven’s bluffs and threat displays, no sweat while also remaining unadmonishingly instructive.   

And Raven meanwhile, can show Jinx that having dangerous powers doesn’t make villainy her only option WITHOUT sacrificing the capabilities having those powers or past experiences bring (*cough unlike how kid flash dismisses them cough cough*) (I HATE Jinx/Kid Flash but i’ll save that rant for now)

They could help each other out with their traumas, theyre more likely to have common interests,,, (types of books and music preferences, spellwork, ect) 

There’s just a lot more potential for exploring their personalities and moralities together. ^^

The “enemies to friends to lovers” trope is especially gay, which I, a homosexual, vastly approve of;;  

-I ship Raven with a lot of “darker” themed girls. Jinx. Ace. Ravager, Blackfire would be fun; Cassandra Cain maybe. Lady Death. Rogue.   

[fyrapartnersearch]

Twilight but Gay and also Dark (or Twilight inspired OCS)

Name:Fennel, you can call me Fenn! Used to go by Adra Age: Early 20’s Email: apricottier@gmail.com. I only roleplay through email. Timezone: I live in almost the smack middle of the USA, so it’s CST I think! I reply at least once a day generally, but sometimes I get caught up in life and can’t reply for a few days to a week or so. :P

Hello!

This ad again, ROUND TWO! I made the same one back in 2018, but everything fizzled out rather quickly due to a lot of extremely personal stuff, and I put roleplaying on hold until I was in a better place and deleted my old LJ account. So here I am again! New and improved and itching to get into the swing of things once more!

If I seem familiar (I used to go by Adra) and we had something lined up, shoot me another message if you’re interested in picking things up again. Or if you emailed me and I never managed to respond, give it a try once more.

Once again, disclaimer: Twilight like, objectively sucks. Let’s be honest. And yet here I still am! I adore it in all its awful, awful glory. Maybe its because I loved it so when I was twelve, who knows. I’m very critical of Twilight and the stuff Meyer wrote into its lore, so you can expect heavy editing on that front. Basics of what I’m looking into: no anti-Native racism, it’s gay, everyone’s older, there’s freaky eerie supernatural mysteries going on in the rainy town of Forks, Washington! We’re giving this thing a complete overhaul, baby. Stick along for the ride if you want!

SUPER long ad, sorry! Just wanna clear out my main ideas first.

In regards to werewolves, we completely nix all of the anti-Native racism she wrote into the lore. Keep in mind that this is essentially a total plot overhaul since so much of it is tied to the original story. The original members of the Pack can still be characters, but they’re just regular humans and allies. ZERO messing with the Quiluete tribe and Native cultures in general. No imprinting. I wanna function more from a standpoint of “real” werewolves mentioned in the series with a couple tweaks: just regular people who turn into werewolves via being bitten and transform under the full moon, but beyond that DEFINITELY not having an entire pack of werewolves be Native or have them all be POC in general with the racist connotations to be made there. Werewolves in general are pretty rare, we stick with the Volturi having hunted them nearly to the point of extinction. This is a plot point later on.

In regards to the Cullens, I’m not into Jasper, sorry. Meyer can try to get me to care about a Confederate soldier all she wants, but that’s not gonna happen. He’s not part of the Cullen coven. Another note: the Cullens aren’t the Cullens! Not all of them, at least. They don’t use being a family as a cover story which is both just really inconvenient in general as a cover and I’m with Jessica on this: it’s weird that they’re all together even if they aren’t related when they’re pretending to be adopted siblings. We also nix vampirism making you white (which, WHAT?? Stephenie. Stephenie.) There are vampires of color! I’m also open to mixing up the Cullens and the other (white) characters in general so they don’t all have to be white, too. Basically just a total overhaul of the racist worldbuilding she put into the series. We’re here to have some fun!

With all that out of the way, you know how Meyer gave Twilight a twist in Life and Death by flipping characters around? We mix and match with that. We go with Beau/Edward or Bella/Edythe instead of Bella/Edward or Beau/Edythe. Or: Beau/Jacob or Bella/Julie, but no love triangles. Here’s what I’ve been thinking for the story, it’s a far cry of what we were shown in the series, so bear with me! I really love the setting of Twilight and wanna run with that. This’ll be more intensive than the original, so hopefully you’re open to that too. I want Beau/Bella and Edward/Edythe to have more of a personality.

All the characters are older, I’m thinking the main characters are mid-20’s or so instead of late teens. For ease I’ll use Beau and Edward as an example but Bella/Edythe can work in place. Beau is an aspiring journalist and returns to Forks to either A) follow a string of mysterious and gruesome murders - hoping both that this will be the big break he’s has been waiting for, and that the town will be more receptive to a press figure if said figure is the kid of long since retired police chief, or B) take care of Charlie, who suffered an injury that caused him to retire from his job and Beau’s nosiness gets him involved with the Forks newspaper joint. Maybe both. Shacks up with Charlie, works on the story, follows some creepy and unnerving leads. Works with the Forks newspaper (possibly with Angela and Eric?), all of the murders are caused by James/Victoria/Laurent.*

Carlisle and Esme are a married couple. Edward is their nephew they took in. Rosalie, Emmett, and Alice are all townspeople but aren’t under the cover story of being a Cullen. We follow some loose storybeats from the OG story, with Beau being immune to Edward’s mind reading powers AND Alice’s future sight (it never made sense to me why Alice could see Bella’s future when Bella had a shield thing going on?), finds Beau’s blood particularly enticing, etc. The Cullens are definitely mysterious and we dig into vampires being like, actually kinda freaky. Beau feels like something’s going on with them but isn’t sure what. Maybe the Cullens ARE involved in some of the stuff and we twist a little bit away from the vampire-vegetarian stuff? Or just keep it the same and they’re similarly involved because the hunting activity has made stuff difficult for them.

Beau crosses a lotta paths with Edward given the nature of his job and Edward/the Cullens all end up somehow or another coming up as he digs into the story. Branches out into either Beau/Jacob, with the Cullens ACTUALLY being involved in some of the murders/disappearances and he and Jake team up to get to the bottom of things. Maybe become a vampire-hunting duo. OR Beau/Edward, where the Cullens are closely involved in the disappearances but aren’t actual killers and he and the coven work together to try and get these wayward vamps out of town. Kill James, Victoria becomes the next villain for a later conflict.

*Laurent becomes a good guy/ally! Doesn’t try to kill Beau/Bella, he sticks to being a cool and interesting dude. Chills with the Cullens sometimes. I feel like he’d be fun lol.

I was thinking there’d be some werewolfism eventually, like maybe Jessica is an actual werewolf (maybe Jake/Jules gets bit too?) and there’s some whole other stuff, but that’s all shelved for a continues story like how Twilight moves into New Moon and the other stuff! Basically a fun rewrite of Twilight where we get into supernatural mysteries and all. :D We can write a whole new storyline.

OR since it’s so heavily divorced from the main series, we just use OCs. Lol.

Anyway, I write in third person in either present or past tense. Don’t have a measurement for my length, I can go from like…four paragraphs to novella. I don’t like writing less than three though. Partners have to be 18+! I won’t write basic immoral stuff (non/dubcon, pedo, incest), general weird fetishes (feet, toilet, etc), mpreg, A/B/O, stuff like that.

I think that about covers everything. Let me know if you’d like to get into this entire Twilight revamp! Pun intended.

[hekate1308]

The Baggage We Carry, Chapter Four

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The work on the project went remarkably easy. Castiel was a good partner, and spending time in the library was always a plus. Dean was almost dreading the end, since they wouldn’t have an excuse to see each other anymore...

Not that he looked at Castiel like that. Of course not.

Still, better not even mention him, lest Dad got suspicious. He’d heard enough comments about “that type”.

Also, Castiel was probably straight anyway.

Not that it mattered. Because Dean was not interested.

“And here I thought you’d left me for Feathers” Crowley said a few days after his and Castiel’s first meeting when he met him for lunch once more on the roof.

“Feathers?”

“Named after an angel right? Would you prefer choir boy?”

Dean huffed.

“You haven’t even spoken to him”.

“I’ve never spoken to about ninety percent of the student body. I fail to see why I should”.

“Right. Anyway, Cas is cool”.

“Cas? Are we giving him nicknames now?”

Dean was really hoping that he wasn’t blushing, but the odds were not in his favour.

“Castiel is a mouthful, alright?”

“Nothing against a good nickname, Squirrel. I just made an observation to see your reaction.”

“And? What do you think?”

Crowley looked at him in a rather impressive imitation of Cas’ squint (Dean had long ago learned not to even ask how he knew) and said, “You’re interested aren’t you”.

“In what?”

Crowley didn’t say a thing.

“I – you mean – no – not like that at least”.

“I wish you’d stop calling it “that” as if it was a scary disease or something. You like what we’re doing on a regular basis, don’t you?”

Dean flushed.

“If you had my Dad...”

“Considering Mother once told me I was conceived during an orgy, I doubt mine had anything against “that””.

“Well, mine has. I’m supposed to marry a woman and have kids anyway.”

“So they can in turn slave away their lives in the garage? Sounds wonderful”.

“I won’t force them” Dean mumbled, hoping he’d always remember. He didn’t want to turn into –

No. That thought was disloyal. He wasn’t disloyal, and he respected his father.

Silence settled between them, mostly because they’d talked about the subject hundreds of times already. Still, it wasn’t uncomfortable.

“Where do you go sometimes during lunch?” Cas asked him that afternoon.

“Were you looking for me?” he replied immediately, cursing internally how eager he sounded.

“I usually sit alone” was all the answer he got.

Huh. He’d never even thought about it, but now that he did – even though Cas had been here for a few weeks Dean had never even see him talk to anyone else.

Dean knew what it meant to feel lonely. Hell, it could easily be claimed he’d felt that way all his life, except for when he was with...

“You know what? Let me introduce you to someone”.

“Look at that” Crowley drawled the next day.

“The famous Castiel Novak”.

Cas looked away and blushed; for a second, something ugly that was too much like jealousy flared up in Dean’s chest.

Then, he said, “You’ve been talking about me”.

“For hours at a time, Feathers”.

If Cas was at all fazed about the nickname, he didn’t show it.

“He doesn’t talk about you”.

“For the record Squirrel, I am wounded. But no, he has his reasons, and I would say you should adopt the same tactic”.

“Why?”

“You got parents, right? They’ll hardly like you hanging out with the school’s bad boy”.

“My parents don’t pay attention to me. I have five older siblings”.

It shocked Dean how casually he admitted to being ignore by his own parents. Yeah, his own were not exactly in tune with his wants and needs most of the time, but they cared about him.

“Look at that” Crowley said. “The boy whose mother wishes he doesn’t exist, the boy whose parents have already created a life schedule for him, and the boy who gets looked over all the time. We’d make a great band”.

“Misfits forever, right guys?” Dean asked.

Somehow, it felt right, having introduced Cas and Crowley.

As his friend had told him years ago, they were aware they were only pretending most of the time.

“Almost done with the Geography project” he reported that night.

“With that angel kid?” Dad asked. He constantly forgot Castiel’s name, which was probably for the best.

“Yeah”.

“Must be a religious family” Mom mused. “If they named their son after an angel...”

“Isn’t the only one. He has an older brother called Gabriel. Six kids in total”.

“We could have managed that too” Dad said, winking at Mom.

“Dad!” Sam complained.

“Ah, Sammy, you’ll be a man soon enough”.

What does this have to do with behaviour at all? Dean thought, I’ll never get what it’s like to be a man in his eyes. I’ll do everything he wants me to and he still won’t treat me like one.

He didn’t like these moments of clarity very much, he decided.

“Dean, honey? Is everything alright?”

He gave his mother a tight-lipped smiled.

“Sure, Mom”.

“I made apple pie for dessert”.

He grinned.

During lunch the next day, he sat with Cas, and Aaron soon joined them. They joked around and had a good time, but later Cas told him quietly, “You sometimes look said when you think no one sees it”.

He tried to shrug it off.

“We can’t be happy all the time”.

“You deserve it” Cas said earnestly before blushing and hurrying away.

Maybe the fact that he only ever managed to get weird friends should have told him that he was strange himself years ago.

A few weeks later, he’d come to regret ever introducing Cas and Crowley.

Not because they didn’t get along, although both could be snippy when they felt like it.

But because they were starting to gang up on him.

Crowley had now and then chastised him in the past for not caring about his homework or lessons, but Cas was a million times worse, and for some reason, that made Crowley talk more about it than ever before, too.

“Dean, have you done your work for geography?”

HE rolled his eyes.

“We still have a week to do it, Cas, and Miss Rachel doesn’t like me anyway”.

“She doesn’t like what she thinks is your laziness. But you’re good in geography, you could get good grades”. 

“Which won’t matter in the slightest”.

“I wouldn’t be so sure Squirrel, if you want to get into college – “

“Why would I want to go to college, they only have a fund for Sammy anyway – “

“Even more reasons to work hard, so you can get a scholarship”.

Dean burst into laughter.

“A scholarship? For me? Crowley have you even met me?”

“Yes, which is why I know you’d do well if you tried”.

Dear God, he actually sounded sincere.

“But I don’t have to”.

“Says who?” Cas asked.

He was currently sharing a cigarette with Crowley. Dean had been pretty surprised when the guy had turned out to now and then like one – he couldn’t imagine someone who looked less like he’d grab smokes when he could.

“You know – “

“We do, Squirrel. You keep complaining about it. For God’s sake” Crowley groaned. “Don’t look guilty, we’re your friends, we’re supposed to listen to your complaints. But the thing is, you’ve never tried to do anything about it”.

“I hardly see Dad changing his mind –“

“He doesn’t have to, Dean” Cas said, reaching out and squeezing his hand. “Only you have to. Once you’re an adult, you can do what you want”.

“He’s right. I’m not letting this town hold me back; I’m gone as soon as we have our graduation”.

“Harvard, right? Just so I know where I have to get the scholarship” he answered, trying to distract himself from the fact that Cas still hadn’t let go off his hand.

“We are being serious” Cas said.

He wrenched his hand free and got up. He’d had enough.

“If I want a lecture, I’ll just go talk to my parents, thank you” he hissed before storming off.

He only stopped when he’d made it to a restroom, telling himself there were no tears gathering in the corners of his eyes.

He might just have lost the two best friends he’d ever made.

And cas had been holding his hand...

No. That was bullshit. They both saw something in him that wasn’t there.

They were both clever. They’d go far.

Who knew, they’d probably go to Harvard and study together. And maybe thejy would grow even closer, Crowley was after all pansexual and Dean now and then had the feeling there was something between them...

After all, his own make out sessions with Crowley had all but stopped, so maybe...

He was so gone on Cas, he was so freaking gone on the guy, and it didn’t matter, because he’d leave, they’d all leave, and dean would still be here, longing for something he could never have, and maybe he’d meet Cas again one day when he came to visit his folks, they’d see each other on the street and he’d need a moment to even remember his name...

He was being dramatic. He had officially reached the point where he was having a breakdown in the school restroom.

Good God he was pathetic.

There was a knock on the door.

“Dean? Are you in there?”

He almost groaned.

“Cas...”

His friend entered and closed the door behind him, fishing his phone out of his pocket.

“I’ll let Crowley know where you are. He’s worried too”.

Dean snorted. It was difficult to imagine Crowley worried about anything.

In the next moment, he felt bad for the thought. He’d known him for years, after all.

“Dean” Cas began softly, “We didn’t mean to hurt you. I am very sorry”.

“It’s alright... Look, you two don’t have to try and make me do things for a future I won’t have, okay? Because then I think how I won’t have it and it makes me feel...”

He stopped and looked away.

Cas took his hand again.

“Dean” he said insistently, “Please. I am not saying you have to. I am not saying you should just decide to eventually, inevitably leave your family behind. I know how much they mean to you. But why should you just accept the future your parents want for you?”

“They’re my parents” he said softly.

“And have they ever asked what you wish for?”

“No” he admitted.

“They should have” Cas said, rubbing soothing circles unto the back of his hand with his thumb. Dean swallowed.

“Maybe, but they only want what’s best for me”.

“Believe me, Dean, I get it” Cas replied, “I wish my parents would care as much, sometimes”.

“I care about you” he admitted.

“I know”. He smiled. “I’m glad we’re friends.”

Friends, right.

They were friends. And that was all they’d ever be, all they could ever be, in this town where Dean was supposed to find a “nice girl” to settle down with.

Dean’s stomach dropped slightly and he forced himself to step away and let go. He still smiled at Cas, though.

There was no reason to let his crush get in the way of their friendship.

Who knew? Maybe they’d even keep in contact when he left for college.

Another knock.

“Are you two done with your moment? Can I come play too now?”

He rolled his eyes.

“Come on in Crowley”.

His friend entered.

“High school restroom. Classy.”

“We can’t all have as wonderful taste as you, your Highness”.

“That is true indeed. Just wait when my mother actually snags a millionaire.”

“As long as you’re of age, you mean, boarding school boy”.

“Screw you”.

“Maybe in your dreams”.

And just like that, they were back to normal.

And if Dean started his geograogy homework that night in his room, no one had to know.

[mirvns-blog]

OK SO here’s my proper intro!! i’m so excited to be here tbh, and for the sake of.. idk, something, i’m lia ( again ) and i’m a panini obsessed, suffering uni student from canada, the nt specifically — aka the most unnecessary tz ?? i’m kpop, sci-fi and alt rock trash, csi reruns have kinda become my life now and when my social life isn’t dormant like it is rn, you can usually find me at the campus bar having a wild time with a couple of my ra’s lol. anyway, on to my content, frivolous bab miran who rly.. doesn’t know what she’s doing with herself despite finally getting her career on track, but she’s trying:

so lil kang miran was born in incheon to a korean-american father and her mother who had moved from changwon abt ten years prior ??

has a younger brother by about four years and ig you could say they were middle class

so most of her family bg is still up in the air for me but

her parents were always v big on education, wanting the best for their kids and to be cared for in their old age, so mimi and her brother were diligent in their studies as kids

however, she became a bit.. lax ig ?? like she studied but she didn’t go overboard

her grades were still good, she just didn’t get as into it and overwhelmed by it as before

prob took up a job at some local fast food place like every other teen to save for uni

so fast forward and she graduated !!! she thought she’d do medical science and had no real worries about changing her mind

got into snu and was set on medicine.. until she finally began attending uni, about a month in and she was fucking clueless

keep in mind that at the same time, she had just met a dude maybe twenty years her senior that decided to idk, impress/dazzle the pretty girl chilling by the racks of some luxury store that she was merely browsing ( bc hello ?? uni student ? she can’t afford shit ) by buying her a dress that she kept going back to

this girl.. just went along with no complaints bc she liked the attention, liked the dress and hey, if the dude wanted to buy her something for the hell of it, she’d be stupid to reject it

the guy asked her to dinner shortly after and again, why not ?? 

side note: she’s an idiot to just go along with a strange dude but

long story short, he asks her to be his sugar baby — which was something that had she thought of it sooner, she’d fucking go for it in a heartbeat bc attention !! pretty things !! keeping her head above water financially !!!

she’s down, thought he was good-looking so bonus if things went beyond just having someone around to talk to

which it did, btw lol

so despite her suffering with academics, other aspects of her life were p good and she was content for the most part

a year later, she dropped out of snu to pursue fashion instead, especially since she always had an interest in it and had kinda had a knack for things like sewing

and guess who financed it ?? 

ok so it’s a tad messy, but long story short, she moved to gangnam to be closer to her sugar daddy ( .. can u guess how she’s able to afford to l i v e these days ?? i’ll give u a minute ) and to get away from her currently v disappointed parents

she proposed he put his spendings on her into helping her establish something that would make her v happy and he went along with it

so to the present, miran is still with the dude but it’s not.. rly a relationship, never has been, and she still doesn’t know what to do with herself

she doesn’t know if she has actual feelings for the dude beyond gratitude and lust so she’s coming to this point of questioning everything ?

not to mention that one of the only reasons she’s still in this is bc she feels like she owes it to him, he p much handed her a small business without any negative consequences after all

so she has a small clothing line, has a website for it and it’s doing ok in the area and a couple of other regions of south korea and she wants nothing more than to make it up to her parents by making it big, but tbh it’s still mostly a dream for herself so

anyway she’s kinda a mess, not rly sure of what else to say lol

personality and other stuff ig

soft af !!

spontaneous, if her suddenly becoming a sugar baby isn’t already an indication lol

obsessed with the idea of leading a luxurious lifestyle after getting a taste of it 

has a bit of a dependency on others, even if she tries to deny it bc she knows she does deep down

a generally cheery person who wants the best for people

C L U M S Y

won’t admit to this either, but she tends to feel rly insecure bc she didn’t know what she wanted to do with her life once she actually dived into uni or how to tell her parents, or how some people tend to walk over her bc of her occasional naiveté, see her as weak for being a more gentle soul, etc

idk i’m still working on some aspects of her personality

super chill though, always smiling, just a rly cute bean

loves cats and dogs, she’ll never pick one over the other

hc: when she has a family and all that and they decide to adopt a puppy, she’ll leave the kids with her partner and snatch a tabby cat bc why not have both ??

the biggest meat hoe™

but loves cocoa more than life itself

tries to dress in a sophisticated manner but also rly loves wearing cute baggy sweatshirts and ball caps

skIRTS

loves all of the cult classic teen movies, has a soft spot for well done romance flicks and kdramas too

also a hopeless romantic, legit will fall in love with/develop a crush on you so easily, hence why she doesn’t know what to do with this whole sugar baby thing anymore

has never been in a relationship tho lol

.. wh y am i saying that like she’s a loser when neither have i 

i rly just played myself, why am i not surprised lfjdkgh

loves indie/electropop music

has a profound admiration for classical as well

not the heaviest drinker or user of sorts but it’s prob for the best bc she’s such a lightweight lmao

can be like four different people when she’s drunk so.. yeah js hahaha

so she’s sometimes that chick™ that has a wild time at a party but surprise !! she’s stone cold sober

has a slight oral fixation ig ? not in a sexual manner though so don’t get any ideas hahaha

.. ok maybe a little but it’s rly innocent on her part 99% of the time. you’ll almost never see her without a straw in her drink for example; she’s also a lollipop and liquorice hoe so yeah

she’ll never bite her nails though, at least not beyond a light nip that’s p subconscious when she’s concentrating on something

.. funny how i typed more about this than her feelings abt her career rIP

but listen when i said she’s lowkey freaky i fucking meant it lmAO. idek if she realizes it herself but yeah.. she’s not that pure sdhfkg i hate myself for this you doNT UNDERSTAND

like i think this’ll do for now, i’ll add a few connection ideas below !!

i could’ve just put that last point here but oH WELL

a brot3/girl gang/idk ?? [ 1/2 ] : kinda speaks for itself bc i can just imagine her having like two or three people that she met at once when she moved into her apartment or something that she’ll do anything for, like late night study sessions ( for them, she’s just along for moral support lmao ) in the lib with tons of soda and candy to keep them hyped up or being squished together on her bed to watch movies. just.. rly pure, or it can be a bit trying but it ends up being mostly just a cute bond  [ jake oh + ]

ride or die : ahh yeah, so this girl ?? super friendly, a gem, it wouldn’t be too hard for her to start an acquaintanceship with most people. but this person is her number one supporter and vice versa, they’re probably one in the same or they’re complete opposites, idk hahaha. anyways, they’d know everything about her sugar baby lifestyle, prob be the one to talk her out of it 

heR SUGAR DADDY’S KID !! : plEASE OK IT’D BE AWKWARD AF FOR THE GIRL. it’d prob get angsty where they both know that she wasn’t the one to suggest being in this arrangement with their dad but they’d still see her negatively or something ?? maybe the man’s an ass since i haven’t rly figured him out as a person and they don’t like seeing mimi subject herself to his bullshit for the sake of being looked after. i just rly want this above all else

pen/online pal : so this might have occurred during her high school days, maybe it was the idea of her school if it was writing to someone, or it just happened when she started using tumblr or something, idk but suddenly she got a pal and just rly took to them bc she almost always does. she put in the effort to keep that person around, but if they lost touch or not, knew who they were, etc can be figured out between us so yeah 

the older sibling she never had : ok, so she is indebted to this person after prob pouring her heart out while drunk at 4am and them ( prob taking pity on her, lbr ) kinda just looking after her ?? they now know some of her biggest insecurities and they’re not gonna use them against her like she always fears people will. like idk man, she just rly needs someone to protect her and tell her everything will be okay and cuddle her while they watch some rly bad, borderline hilarious horror movies that still fuck her up badly with the jumpscares lol

mutual pining perhaps ?? who rly knows : so we’ve established that miran’s a hopeless romantic. maybe this is someone she’s been interested in for like, two seconds, maybe a year, who rly knows bc she wants to suppress her feelings while she’s in her sugar baby arrangement, it just makes it so much easier for everyone.. except maybe her lmao. also prob has lingering feelings for someone else so it wouldn't be fair to them but i just rly wanna see two shy buns ( or just two people in general lmao ) dance around each other and !!! 

bad influences : idk, it rly just speaks for itself. she can let loose every now and again, but she hates to go beyond mildly drunk since she’s a rl lightweight, but maybe they persuade her to go further or to just do rly dumb shit knowing she’ll agree to most things lmao

good influence on your muse : like i said, she’s a rly soft, kind-hearted person when it comes to helping others out, or just in general. so she’d probably be ready to drop everything and be there for someone, encourage better lifestyle choices, etc

soft baby protects fellow soft baby : she feels some kind of responsibility over them and looks out for them often, basically an excuse for two soft-hearted cuties to bond and freely be soft-hearted cuties together ( how many times will i say soft ?? lmao )  [ song yoobin ]

frenemies : speaks for itself ( btw this girl is rarely capable of actual hatred so enemies is prob a no lol ) , but this is someone she finds discomforting to be around. something about their demeanour rubs her the wrong way, and perhaps it’s reciprocal ?? bc lbr, most wouldn’t consider many people to be as polite as they tend to appear, so idk  [ seo minsook ]

neighbours : just.. idk, make it as mundane or as eclectic as possible, either works lol

honestly ?? idk anymore rip

so that’s miran !! if you’d like to plot and haven’t already messaged me/gotten one from me, just like this or message me ! 

[scoutthestray]

the sorting hat || wdpa challenge 001

Personal Questions

What is your real, birth name? When and where were you born? Name’s Scout Dylan (Robinsons) Rogers. I was born in NYC on July 3rd, 1995.

What is your Myers-Briggs Personality Type? (If you don’t know go here, this question is optional.)

Do you have a nickname? What is it, and where did you get it? No, most people think Scout is a nickname, but it’s not.

What do you look like? (Include height, weight, hair, eyes, skin, apparent age, and distinguishing features) 5′11″, about 156 pounds. I have black hair and brown eyes. I don’t really have any distinguishing features. My hair makes me look like a greaser sometimes.

How do you dress most of the time? Do you wear any jewelry? Leather jacket, always. Black jeans, combat boots. Mostly just stuff to ride in. I wear lots of rings, actually.

What don’t you like about yourself? What kind of things embarrass you? Why? I’m the best looking person I know. I’m only embarrassed by my home life, but most people don’t know about it.

In your opinion, what is your best feature? I’d say my hair. It’s always perfectly styled. I don’t think I’ve had a bad hair day since I was like 17.

Where do you live? Describe it: Is it messy, neat, avant-garde, sparse, etc.? I live on campus in Liberty Hall with Lock. Neither of us are decorators. My side is neat, but quiet. Black, white, and red are the main colors. There’s lots of old posters, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, that kind of thing. And my guitars hang on the wall.

What is your most prized mundane possession? Why do you value it so much? Probably my guitar, or my bike. Both are pretty big parts of my personality.

What one word best describes you? Secretive.

Familial Questions

What is/was your family structure like? (i.e. are you adopted, how many siblings, pets, etc.) I have a mom, a dad, and three sisters. We have lots of dogs, they adopt a new one each time I go home to visit.

Who was your father, and what was he like? Who was your mother, and what was she like? What was your parents marriage like? Were they married? Did they remain married? My dad, Tucker, he owns a few bars in New York. My mom, Lydia, is a fashion designer and blogger. They’re really close, like when we were little we were grossed out by how in love they were. They’re still married. I don’t see them breaking up anytime soon. Neither of them are very warm and fuzzy. Honestly, I like them more now that I did when I lived with them. I don’t think they wanted kids, but once they had my oldest sister, they thought she may as well have some siblings. Maybe they just wanted to carry on the Robinson name. Too bad their only son doesn’t use it.

What are/were your siblings names? What are/were they like? (If you have siblings) I have three older sisters: Annette, Colette, and Danielle. Annette is 31. She’s brave and confident. She’s a divorce attorney. Colette is most like my mom, sweet, ladylike, maybe a little stuck up. She’s 27 and works in my mom’s office as a model and an assistant designer. Danielle is 24, she’s studying to be a school psychologist. She has always been the most tomboyish and spunky. She’s my favorite.

What’s the worst thing one of your siblings ever did to you? What’s the worst thing you’ve done to one of your siblings? (If you have siblings) My siblings pretended I didn’t exist for a year. Now I pretend they don’t exist. We’re even.

When’s the last time you saw any member of your family? Where are they now? I spent spring break in Bora Bora with my family. they’re currently back home in New York.

Who is your closest friend(s)? Describe them and how you relate to them. I don’t really have close friends. I like hanging out with Valentina and Cruella, and that Angel girl is pretty cool. Arista and I play music together. 

Childhood Questions

What is your first memory? I remember the first private school I went to, bacck when I went to school with my sisters. It was in northern New York, and there was a lot of open land. I spent a lot of my early days just running in that field. 

What was your favorite toy? I had a stuffed grey puppy whose name also happened to be Scout.

What was your favorite game? Red Rover.

Who was your best friend when you were growing up? My sister Danielle was my only constant friend. I moved schools too often to have a solid best friend.

What is your fondest childhood memory? When my parents came back after being gone for six months. I was fourteen. I really didn’t think they would pick me up for he summer, but that they would leave me at my boarding school to fend for myself.

What is your worst childhood memory? The weeks after they disappeared, when I realized they weren’t going to answer my calls or letters.

Adolescent Questions

It is common for one’s view of authority to develop in their adolescent years. What is your view of authority, and what event most affected it? I live by my own rules. I guess I’m a troublemaker.

What “clique” did/do you best fit in with? (Royals, Dark Royals, Wallflowers, Bookworms, Punks, Hipsters, Rejects, etc.) I don’t really have a clique, although I’m friends with a lot of the Dark Royals. I would say I’m a punk or a reject.

What were/are your high school goals? What were/are your uni goals? I go with the flow, which means not exactly having goals. I think I’m gonna turn myself around this year, education wise. I’m sick of spending money on essays I could easily write myself.

What is/was your favorite memory from adolescence? What is/was your worst memory from adolescence? The third, no, fourth time I’d ever had sex. Best night of my life.

Do you own a car? Describe it. If not, describe your dream car. The bike I have here is a 2017 Harley Road King. I have a few more at home.

Occupational Questions

Do you have a job? What is it? Do you like it? If no job, where does your money come from? No, my parents send me money every month. Sometimes I’ll DJ at Pleasure Island for a little extra cash.

What is your boss or employer like? (Or publisher, or agent, or whatever.)

What are your co-workers like? Do you get along with them? Any in particular? Which ones don’t you get along with?

What is something you had to learn that you hated?

Do you tend to save or spend your money? Why? I try to pretend I don’t have money, so I guess I save it? I don’t flaunt it.

Likes & Dislikes Questions

What hobbies do you have? Music. I play guitar and piano, and I’ve dabbled in a few others, like drums, flute, and violin. Other than that, uh… recreational drinking? Petty crimes?

What bands/artists do you like? What song is “your song?” Why? Alt rock, Arctic Monkeys, The Fratellis, Catfish and the Bottlemen. “Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High?” has always been something I’ve related to.

When it comes to politics, do you care? If so, which way do you tend to vote? If not, why don’t you care? It’s all a hoax, nobody should care. Politicians don’t care about us. They’re here for the money.

What time of day is your favorite? What kind of weather is your favorite? Late night, rainy.

What is your favorite food? What is your least favorite food? I love lobster. I hate raspberries.

What is your favorite drink? (Coffee, Coke, Juice, Beer, Wine, etc.) Vodka.

What’s your favorite animal? Why? Dogs. They're loyal.

Do you have any pets? Do you want any pets? What kind? I dn’t have any pets here in California. My parents have about eleven dogs. We live on a big plot of in a suburb outside of NYC, so they have lots of room to play. They’re all different breeds,  mostly strays.

What do you find most relaxing? (Not as in stress relief, but as something that actually calms you down.) Drugs. 

What’s a pet peeve of yours? High and mighty people. Straight-edges, you know?

Sex & Intimacy Questions

Would you consider yourself straight, gay, bi, pan, or something else? Why? I’m mostly straight, although I have dabbled. We’ll save those stories for another time.

Who was the first person you had sex with? When did it happen? What was it like? How well did it go? (If your character is sexually active, if not, skip this question) Some girl from my freshman biology class here. It was in the girl’s bathroom in the handicapped stall. I was fifteen. I remember being sort of grossed out after, because it was in a bathroom, but I enjoyed it, and so did she.

Do you currently have a lover/crush? What is their name, and what is your relationship like? What are they like? Why are you attracted to them? I wouldn’t call it a crush, so much as an interest. Angel Adams? She’s like, a first year maybe. It’s weird, liking someone so young. But she gets me going, man. She can one-up me anytime she wants and I won’t be mad. She’s everything I’ve wanted to be, rough, jaded, a street rat. But she does it in such a way that makes me want to make out with her. Is that weird?

Describe the perfect romantic partner for you and describe your perfect date with them. I like someone who’s intellectually challenging. I’d want to have a full on debate with a girl, then like, have sex with her.

Do you ever want to get married and have children? When do you see this happening? Ha. No way. I’d have no idea how to do any of that shit.

What is more important – sex or intimacy? Why? Sex without intimacy is way more fun.

What was your most recent relationship like? Who was it with? (Does not need to be sexual, merely romantic.) My most recent serious relationship was with Emily Cadavre when I was at a school in Connecticut. It was a drug fuelled poetic masterpiece, but she doesn’t see it that way. 

What’s the worst thing you’ve done to someone you loved? I tried to beat up Em’s current boyfriend, but he pummeled me.

Drug & Alcohol Questions (if your character’s a drinker/does drugs, if not, skip to numbers 5 & 6)

How old were you when you first got drunk? What was the experience like? I took a few bottles from one of my dad’s bars when I was fourteen, after they came back to get me. They sent me right back to a new school after that.

Did anything good come out of it? Did anything bad come out of it? I learned how fun alcohol is, but I had to be sent away I guess.

Do you drink on any kind of regular basis? Oh yeah, all the time.

What kind of alcohol do you prefer? Vodka is my favorite, but I’ll do Whiskey or Scotch pretty often, too.

Have you ever tried any other kind of “mood altering” substance? Which one(s)? What did you think of each? Yep, lots. Pretty much anything and everything. My favorite is coke, though acid helps me write.

What do you think of drugs and alcohol? Are there any people should not do? Why or why not? I love ‘em, can’t get enough. I wouldn’t ry meth though, that shit’s insane.

Post-Powers Awareness Questions (For those who have powers)

When did you go through when you gained your powers? What was it like (in your opinion)?

What do you think now of being magical? Is it cool, or have you been screwed?

Do you have a mentor? Who are they? How did you become their student?

Do you have any magical items? Where did you get them?

Think of a major event that happened during your training/initiation. What was it?

What is something you had to learn during your training that you hated? Why did you hate it?

Thoughtful Questions

What about you is heroic? I’m not a hero.

What about you is social? What do you like about people? Nothing? I like it when people leave me alone.

If a magical being, describe the color of what magic you use, is it of a light color, bold and bright, pastel and sparkly, etc.

Are you a better leader or follower? Why do you think that? If you think the whole leader-follower archetype is a crock of shit, say so, and explain why? Neither. I worry about me, and no one really needs to see me as a role model.

[lillian-tiger]

Challenge || The Sorting Test 

What is your real, birth name? Any nicknames? When and where were you born?

Lillian Marie Tiger - I mean I will happily accept Princess as a nickname, sadly only Nibs uses it. People... I was born November 15 1997 pretty sure my mother gave birth in Paris on one of their lovely trips around the world. 

What is your Myers-Briggs Personality Type? (If you don’t know go here this question is optional.)

Entrepreneur ESTP-T

Do you have a nickname? What is it, and where did you get it?

Princess, or just Princess Lilly. Either or, I’m a princess regardless.

What do you look like? (Include height, weight, hair, eyes, skin, apparent age, and distinguishing features)

I’m about 5′3, 135, slender and fit (thank you dancing). I have dark hair, brown eyes, and I’m very tan. Most people think I’m a lot older than I really am. Which is nice when using my fake I.D. 

How do you dress most of the time? Do you wear any jewelry?

I typically try and dress up a little. Even if it’s ‘casual’ there is still some sort of spark that shows I’m still here for business and to make your head turn. Sometimes I’ll be in cute work out cloths, because well.. they’re cute. 

What don’t you like about yourself? What kind of things embarrass you? Why?

My knees kinda bend inward a bit too much. Um.. not a lot really embarrasses me. I typically just embarrass others. Not of purpose of course, it just kinda happens sometimes.

In your opinion, what is your best feature?

I have really nice, toned legs. I know they’re no long, but I mean they’re pretty fit looking legs.

Where do you live? Describe it: Is it messy, neat, avant-garde, sparse, etc.?

I live in a flat in town. It has my room, and a spare room for anyone that wants to get away. It’s pretty simple, and always clean. A lot of teal and rose gold accents everywhere. It’s my favorite place in the world. 

What is your most prized mundane possession? Why do you value it so much?

My father gave me my mothers wedding ring. I keep it in the back of my jewelry box. It’s the only thing I have of my mother before she walked out. 

What one word best describes you?  

Princess

Familial Questions

What is/was your family structure like? (i.e. are you adopted, how many siblings, pets, etc.)  

It used to be great till I was about 7. My mother just up and left us, and my father just pushed himself into work, and me with any dance instructor he could find. Private schools, and everything else. So. It’s just a shit show now. My father is a credit card.

Who was your father, and what was he like? Who was your mother, and what was she like? What was your parents marriage like? Were they married? Did they remain married?

He was my best friend, and not he’s just a stranger. My mother and him obviously are.. not together anymore. Divorced, and he remarried some idiot who’s probably my age. Haven't really met her - or got to know her. 

What are/were your siblings names? What are/were they like? (If you have siblings)

n/a

What’s the worst thing one of your siblings ever did to you? What’s the worst thing you’ve done to one of your siblings? (If you have siblings)

n/a

When’s the last time you saw any member of your family? Where are they now?

My dad gave me about a twenty minute visit for Christmas. That was nice.

Who is your closest friend(s)? Describe them and how you relate to them.

The Lost boys. I don’t know all the details, but I at least know they’re in the same boat with me. Nibs would have to be my absolute closest. He’s seen the most, and knows more than anyone else in my life. 

Childhood Questions

What is your first memory?

I can remember hating the heck out of peas. I mean I don’t even know if it’s a memory, it’s just a video I’ve seen a million times. It’s not like I actually remember it.

What was your favorite toy?

Jump rope

What was your favorite game?

Uno

Who was your best friend when you were growing up?

Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest, and just.. well... bigger than est. Kidding, the boys were the only real stable friendship, and longest. 

What is your fondest childhood memory?

Taking dance lessons. I was so talented, and my father used to never miss a single performance. Without a doubt he was my biggest fan. I couldn’t have asked for anyone better to cheer me on. I was the lead in a spring showcase, and he just looked proud.. 

What is your worst childhood memory?

The day my mother left. 

Adolescent Questions

It is common for one’s view of authority to develop in their adolescent years. What is your view of authority, and what event most affected it?

Eh, I mean I respect them I guess. I never really had authority. I’ve been living on my own for awhile now off my fathers money. 

What “clique” did/do you best fit in with? (Royals, Dark Royals, Wallflowers, Bookworms, Punks, Hipsters, Rejects, etc.)

Royals, I mean hello - Princess. 

What were/are your high school goals? What were/are your uni goals?

High School - get offers to dance academy's - which I mean I’m one of the best here at the university. While I’m here? I just want to get a degree that I know is fit for me. Dancing is everything, but I want to do something with it then just preform. One day I won’t be able too and I jut want something at that point. So probably the schooling to teach it. 

What is/was your favorite memory from adolescence? What is/was your worst memory from adolescence?

My favorite was the first time I got drunk. I think that’s close to everyone's. The classic high school party were the music is horrible, and the place is crammed with a bunch of people who can’t handle their alcohol. I could, clearly. The worst? Watching everyone on mothers day. One in particular though where someone just kept asking about my mother, and just kept going. It was the first time I punched someone. I mean that part was amazing, but just.. that fact alone. 

Do you own a car? Describe it. If not, describe your dream car.

I have a white 2017 Mazda CX-5  - it gets me around, and it’s solid black. 

Occupational Questions

Do you have a job? What is it? Do you like it? If no job, where does your money come from?

No, I don’t work. I mean I get lessons to people? but I don’t really charge. I just get all my money from my dad.

What is your boss or employer like? (Or publisher, or agent, or whatever.)

n/a

What are your co-workers like? Do you get along with them? Any in particular? Which ones don’t you get along with?

n/a

What is something you had to learn that you hated?

I’m sure any job I have that’s not dancing I would just hate everything about whatever I was learning. 

Do you tend to save or spend your money? Why?

Spend, Spend, and Spend some more. Why not? I mean it’s sorta my dad’s love.

Likes & Dislikes Questions

What hobbies do you have?

Partying and Dancing. 

What bands/artists do you like? What song is “your song?” Why?

I love anything main stream. Whatever is on the top 100 is typically whatever I’m blasting and dancing around too. Currently Zane’s new hit my favorite at the moment. My song of the sweet.

When it comes to politics, do you care? If so, which way do you tend to vote? If not, why don’t you care?

I don’t really follow them, honestly.

What time of day is your favorite? What kind of weather is your favorite?

Nighttime, it’s typically when cities come alive and the best people are out on the run. Weather? Sunny, I love a good beach day, or days were I can wear cute sun dresses. 

What is your favorite food? What is your least favorite food?

My favorite food is chicken wings, and my least favorite... oh man, mushrooms.

What is your favorite drink? (Coffee, Coke, Juice, Beer, Wine, etc.)

I’m weak for Coke as awful as it is for you. 

What’s your favorite animal? Why?

Tigers without a doubt. They’re majestic, beautiful and powerful. Much like myself.  

Do you have any pets? Do you want any pets? What kind?

I don’t have any pets, but I’m really thinking about maybe getting some fish, or something to live in that flat with me.

What do you find most relaxing? (Not as in stress relief, but as something that actually calms you down.)

Yoga. Without it I would be biting peoples heads off.

What’s a pet peeve of yours?

People that think they’re better than me, or just have a huge stick up their ass. Like live a little. 

Would you consider yourself straight, gay, bi, pan, or something else? Why?

Mmm, I mean I’m mostly with guys, but I’m not against having some lady love either. I’d say I’m Bi. 

Sex & Intimacy Questions

Who was the first person you had sex with? When did it happen? What was it like? How well did it go? (If your character is sexually active, if not, skip this question)

My first time was with a senior my freshman year. He was perfect, it was perfect, I mean it wasn’t romantic, but it wasn’t horrible. His name was Jake, football, jock, perfectly toned. I mean nothing came from it, but he also wasn’t an ass to me afterwards. He’d still wave and say hi in the hallways.

Do you currently have a lover/crush? What is their name, and what is your relationship like? What are they like? Why are you attracted to them?

That’s cute, no. That’s how you get your heartbroken. Maybe I have a crush? I don’t know, what does a crush even feel like ? I mean I found someone I wouldn’t mind getting to know? 

Describe the perfect romantic partner for you and describe your perfect date with them.

Someone I can be completely myself with. I can break all my walls down, and they know how to make me laugh. They have to be able to keep things interesting. I think laser tag would be a cute date. Tag you’re it, maybe casually make out somewhere in the field, who knows. I have to break a few rules. 

Do you ever want to get married and have children? When do you see this happening?

I do. I don’t see it happening for a very long time from here. 

What is more important – sex or intimacy? Why?

Intimacy, I’ll let you know when that day comes where I find that though. 

What was your most recent relationship like? Who was it with? (Does not need to be sexual, merely romantic.)

Uh... some dude from high school. It lasted a week, and obviously wasn’t that important since I don’t even remember his name. 

What’s the worst thing you’ve done to someone you loved?

Told them I didn’t love them. 

Drug & Alcohol Questions (if your character’s a drinker/does drugs, if not, skip to numbers 5 & 6)

How old were you when you first got drunk? What was the experience like?

I was 15, and it was amazing. I mean the hangover was hell, but it was everything you think your first high school party is going to be. I became very well known after that... FOR GOOD REASONS. I just knew how to handle my shots well. 

Did anything good come out of it? Did anything bad come out of it?

I mean that’s how I met Jake, so I say that’s some good. 

Do you drink on any kind of regular basis?

Yeah... I’m pretty bad with it. 

What kind of alcohol do you prefer?

Tequila baby.

Have you ever tried any other kind of “mood altering” substance? Which one(s)? What did you think of each?

Just the beautiful green... maybe E once. just once. I mean I did take some pills .. a little bit ago. 

What do you think of drugs and alcohol? Are there any people should not do? Why or why not?

I’m not here to judge anyone. Not before I can handle myself. 

Post-Powers Awareness Questions (For those who have powers)

When did you go through when you gained your powers? What was it like (in your opinion)?

What do you think now of being magical? Is it cool, or have you been screwed?

Do you have a mentor? Who are they? How did you become their student?

Do you have any magical items? Where did you get them?

Think of a major event that happened during your training/initiation. What was it?

What is something you had to learn during your training that you hated? Why did you hate it?

Thoughtful Questions  

What about you is social? What do you like about people?

Almost everything about me is pretty social. I don’t like how people can be so judgment, or so .. annoying with their own ways. I like things to be my way - also when people don’t have humor. 

If a magical being, describe the color of what magic you use, is it of a light color, bold and bright, pastel and sparkly, etc.

Are you a better leader or follower? Why do you think that? If you think the whole leader-follower archetype is a crock of shit, say so, and explain why?

I am without a doubt a leader. No way I’m going to be following anyone and their steps. 

[puptart-nation]

Hi, I miss MySpace-era styled surveys. Here’s a 167 question one.

Ready? Set...Go!

1. Last beverage: water

2. Last phone call: Hmm, my partner, I suppose.

3. Last song you listened to: “Overprotected - Darkchild Remix” - Britney Spears, Rodney Jerkins

4. Last time you cried: Earlier today, actually.

5. Have you dated someone twice: No. I don’t “believe” in this [for myself].

6. Have you ever been cheated on: Yes.

7. Kissed someone & regretted it: Uh, I’ll go with no.

8. Have you lost someone special: Yes. Both to death and growth.

9. What are your three favorite colors: Gold. Red. Purple. But in reality...I love all of those that I have the ability to see, honestly.

10. Met someone who changed you in the past month: Regularly.

11. Kissed anyone on your friends list: Not on my current accounts. Yet at least.

12. How many kids do you want: Physically, I’d like to have one (1) successful birth in my lifetime. However, I’m open to having more kids than this (e.g. adoption, kids that I “consider my own,” etc.)

13. Do you want any pets: I’d be open to the possibility of more! I would like a snake.

14. Do you want to change your name: Not specifically(?).

15. What did you do for your last birthday: Not to sound all 

16. What time did you wake up today: Oh! I’m not sure at all.

17. Name something you CANNOT wait for: E A S Y. To finally start camming!!! (I have so many ideas but I haven’t gotten to explore Chaturbate or ManyVids “properly” yet) and Animal Crossing: New Horizons!

18. Last time you saw your mother: Pretty recently; thank you, fall/winter holiday season.

19. Most visited webpage: I’ve been all over the place lately. Saying Google feels like cheating...but probably Google.

20. Nicknames: Puptart is my nickname.

21. Relationship status: Partnered but available (shout out ethical non-monogamy/polyamory that started that way and wasn’t an ‘evolution’ or development from a blatant breech of relationship boundaries).

22. Zodiac sign: Scorpio sun,  Aries moon, Aquarius rising.

23. Male or female: Gender and sex are entirely and largely, respectively, social constructs.

24. Height: ~5′5.″

25. Do you have a crush on someone: I have a crush on anyone who shares part(s) of their authentic self with me.

26. Piercings: Ears (one each), navel, and my septum. 

27. Tattoos: None. I’m conceptually interested. 

28. Strong or Weak: In what domains?

FIRSTS

29. First surgery: [upcoming] wisdom teeth.

30. First best friend: [REDACTED]

31. First sport you joined: Gymnastics.

32. First vacation: Canada.

33. First school: [REDACTED]

34. First pair of trainers: So no British English spelling but British English slang...all right. Anyway...I’ve no clue, mate.

WHICH IS BETTER

35. Lips or eyes: My lips and eyes are amongst my favourite features personally. The eyes are more functional though so there’s that(?).

36. Hugs or kisses: From whom? I love context...perhaps too much.

37. Shorter or taller: I would personally got for being taller.

38. Older or younger: OH, this is [looks ahead at upcoming questions]---okay, okay, I get the energy. Anyway, despite my skittish interest in older men, older doesn’t happen too often.

39. Romantic or spontaneous: These aren’t mutually exclusive so...uh... [refrains from further interaction].

40. Sensitive or loud: Loud! 

41. Hook-up or relationship: Depends what is correct for the circumstance.

42. Shy or outgoing: I mean...socially well-adjusted with the ability to read the environment is ideal.

HAVE YOU EVER

43. Kissed a stranger: Yes.

44. Gotten a speeding ticket: Thankfully, no.

45. Lost glasses/contacts: Yes, but not for an extended period of time.

46. Sex on first date: I’m not morally or ethically opposed to this, but I personally haven’t.

47. Broken someone's heart: I mean...I guess.

48. Been arrested: Negative.

49. Have you turned someone down: Yeah.

50. Fallen for a friend: Non-romantically, all of the time. Romantically...more so in youthier youth, but falling in love was very different then. 

51. Moved out of town: Yep.

BELIEVE IN

52. Miracles: I feel like my answer would be lengthy and semantic in nature.

53. Love at first sight: Technically, no. Untechnically, yes.

54. Heaven: Yes, I’ve seen NIN live a few times.

55. Santa Claus: ...[thinking about MySpace bulletins]. But no.

56. Kiss on the first date: I’d hope to hope so. But sometimes the time isn’t right.

57. Angels: I’m literally...right...here.

58. Yourself: More and more. We out here.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

59. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: Hell yeah (See earlier answer mentioning ethical non-monogamy/polyamory)(Just kidding, don’t go back looking for it, we’ve come so far).

60. Been in love with someone you couldn't be with?: Actually...Not really. Or maybe technically yes? I didn’t want to be with them myself so that started and ended before it started.

61. Ever cheated on somebody: This is actually complicated to answer and involves trauma/blatant sexual assault/group manipulation and peer pressure. 

62. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: I imagine I would not.

63. Are you afraid of falling in love: Not in the slightest.

64. Was your last relationship a mistake? I don’t believe any relationship is a mistake.

65. Do you miss your last relationship? Not at all. Or...in any way that lasts more than 15 minutes. Fifteen minutes even feels generous. I do maintain fond memories.

66. Who did you last say “I love you” to? My partner, my dog, or my own reflection.

67. Have you ever been depressed? Yes and clinically at that.

68. Are you insecure? I would not describe myself as being an insecure person, but I still have a wealth of insecurities. 

69. How do you want to die? Peacefully. Natural/old age. In my sleep at the same time as my partner after a particularly sweet emphasis about our journey together and we just somehow die just...at functionally the exact same time. -OR- similar to Mufasa but a stampede of happy dogs (whose nails have been trimmed and I am also in protective gear that shields from physical trauma I would not want to experience despite the ultimate expressed desire for death-by-dog-stampede).

70. Do you bite your nails? Not since childhood.

71. When was your last physical fight? A forreal fight? Never.

72. Do you have an attitude? As far as what this means, not usually.

73. Twirl or cut your spaghetti? A mixture of both? I’m just...doing...something.

74. Do you tan a lot? I bronze. Not actively because I care about UV.

75. Ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving? Yeah.

76. Ever made out in a bathroom? In a home, yes.

77. Would you take any of your exes back? Absolutely not.

78. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? For what and what are the risk factors in the hypothetical?

79. What are your plans for this weekend? Wedding!

80. Do you type fast? Define fast.

81. Can you spell well? [non-committal handshake] I don’t have data for what true average is.

82: What are you craving right now? A more comfortable position.

83. Have you ever been on a horse? Not truthfully.

84. Would you live with someone without marrying them? I have.

85. What’s irritating you right now? I’ve had a cough for some weeks now.

86. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts? Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. All yes. Not in a (TRUTHFULLY) good while though.

87. Does somebody love you? A lot of somebodies do. I’m incredibly lucky.

88. Have you ever changed clothes in a car? Yes.

89. Milk chocolate or white chocolate? Milk.

90. Do you have trust issues? Only when there is a valid Truth Issue.

91. Longest relationship? With myself.

92: Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you? I hope not, but I’m aware that they must at times.

93. Have you ever walked outside in your PJs? Yeah.

94. Do you believe everything happens for a reason? In a literal sense, yes. Beyond that...I can’t remove the literal sense from my awareness.

95. Did you have dream last night? I don’t recall it now, but I believe so.

96. Have you ever been out of state? Which state? ... (Yes).

97. Do you play the Wii? Wow, Wii. It’s been a minute.

98. Do you like Chinese food? December 25th Classic.

99. Are you afraid of the dark? Not of the darkness itself.

100. Is cheating ever okay? Events where I would say “yes,” I believe the contract of an equal/balanced relationship has been breached so I don’t think those events count. So outside of those things, no.

101. What year has been your best? This one.

102. Do you believe in true love? I mean...I don’t feel love is something to ‘believe in’ in this sense.

103. Favorite weather? Sunny, but the UV index is chill and breezy.

104. Do you like the snow? Does it like me back?

105. Do you like the outside? Depends on the side out.

106. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? A literal boy/girl/child would be weird.

107. Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight? Weird if not.

108. What makes you happy? A wealth of things.

109. Ever been to Alaska? Not at present.

110. Ever been to Hawaii? “”

111. Do you watch the news? Not if I can help it.

112. Do you love MTV? I forgot MTV was a thing on real TV.

113. Do you like Subway? Ambivalent.

114 Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? Not at all.

115. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? As they should, am I right?

116. Why did you decide to do this quiz? Self-indulgence.

117. Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them? Yes, although I usually enjoy the idea of confrontation.

118. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? “Yes. Why act unlike yourself. You meant the word "friend" as really a friend, right?” --- the person who responded before me because I don’t have the energy to ultimately paraphrase what they said and they said it pretty well.

119. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? [whines about sex and gender]

120. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? A friend.

121. Ever bought condoms? Yes.

122. Ever gotten pregnant? No.

123. Have you ever slipped on ice? I’ve fallen whilst ice skating, if you wish to count that.

124 Have you ever missed the bus? I don’t miss grade school. Yes. ALSO HEY. Just realised I had a nightmare about this some nights ago.

125. Have you left the house without money? I was an infant once, yes.

126. Have you ever smoked cigarettes? Socially. I’ve never purchased my own pack before.

127. Have you ever smoked a cigar? Yes! I enjoyed it a lot actually.

128. Did you ever drink alcohol? Yes.

129. Did you ever watch “The Breakfast Club”? Yes, but not very well.

130. Have you ever been overweight? No

131. Ever been to a wedding? A fair amount, yes.

132. Ever been in a wedding? Several with another upcoming quite soon!

133. Have you ever been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Hard yes.

134. Did you ever watch TV for 5 hours straight? I watch King of the Hill as if I would die without it, yes.

135. Ever kissed in the rain? Yes.

136. Did you ever shower with someone else? Yes.

137. Did you ever fail a driver’s test? No.

138. Ever been outside your home country? Yes.

139. Ever been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? I’ve driven for 11 hours straight before!

140. Ever been to a professional sports game? Yes. A few. Hockey comes to mind the most. Then basketball.

141. Have you ever broken a bone? No(ne known).

142. Did you ever win a trophy in your life? Yes. But...not in a while...

143. Ever get engaged? Yes.

144. Have you ever been on a diet? No.

145. Have you ever been on TV? Not in a meaningful way.

146. Ever ridden in a taxi? Yes.

147. Ever been to prom? Yes.

148. Ever stayed up for 24 hours or more? Yes.

149 Have you ever been to a concert? Most important is Nine Inch Nails.

150. Have you ever had a crush on someone at work? Yes. I’ve had crushes on everyone everywhere.

151. Have you ever been in a car accident? Yes.

152. Ever had braces? Yes. #WorthTheWait lmao

153. Did you ever learn another language? I’ve studied several (3). Fluent in one (1).

154. Do you wear make-up? Infrequently.

155. Did you ever have your wisdom teeth taken out? Soon!

156. Did you ever kiss someone a different race than yourself? lmao yes.

157. Ever dyed your hair? Yes.

158. Did you ever wear someone else’s clothes? Yeah, I was a teenage girl once. Also...what? Haha.

159. Ever ridden in an ambulance? No.

160. Ever ridden in a helicopter? No.

161. Ever caught the stove on fire? I don’t believe so, but the microwave...yes.

162. Ever meet someone famous? Define famous and define meet.

163. Ever been on an airplane? Yes.

164. Ever been on a boat? Yes.

165. Ever broken something expensive? My brain.

166. Did you ever kiss someone before you were 14? Uh...no actually? As far as romantically.

167. Did you ever find something valuable on the ground? Cars and buildings, mostly.