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rugessnome · 6 years

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crack found family ideas for Sidious

Gru-patine: adopts 2-3 children for some unworthy reason, cuteness and fluff ensues, heart melts/grows 3+ sizes, evil? naughty? badness? whatever it is Lilo talks about. level goes WAY down...

family science project: 1 "adopt" a physics or physics-adjacent person 2 do research into the actual power output of Sith lightning

the Doof[us] (~"G. Khan"): acquire adorable but suave Jedi nemesis. they become the closest thing you have to a friend. you start to care about them. And they about you. X') in flagrant violation of accepted conduct, get adopted into THEIR ~ family group

ksfshdsksfdgk Ohio "Damask" (his name. is too long. for the format. So invoking random Muun adoption that makes no sense for the plot.)/burglar: gets way too curious about weird artifact. Possibly gets seriously but not potentially fatally injured. Accidentally joins adventuring party who are just too good natured not to adopt one more and goes on Way More Adventure than intended.

#the first one is obvious the second is due to xkcd side feature/book What If?#the last ...accidentally probably implies Perryschmirtz by the song. which was not intended!#actually it just should be analogous to an awkward adopted Flynn-Fletcher ~uncle Doof #flouting all OWCA guidelines #also I was going to just put Khan bc Doofus Khan is an existent iffy historical episode character #but with the strikeout you might then think I meant STII and The Botany Bay and #KHAAAAAAN #(i mean the song. But since this is a found family post and not a love interest one #this scenario is ...probably somewhat less gay)#due to a fic I wrote years ago connected to another song with innuendo #this obliquely suggested to me the idea of Doof and Perry performing the Rite of Ashkente...#Give DEATH a muffin Norm.#the last one is...taz inspired.#maybe Hego drinks way too much and...fails to keep himself alive??

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