#maxposting

[coldbrewpup]

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**updated 12/17/2024**

calamity.sys is: 🩷 Zoe (she/it/pup) 🪷 Lily (she/they/it) 🪲 Max (she/he) 😈 Samantha (she/her) currently inactive/quiet headmates: 🕷️ Rhys (she/her) 🪽 Michael (he/they) 🐱 Vivian (she/it/xe/ze) 🐿️ "Squirrel" (she/they) 🌌 Sister (it/its/she?)

discord is @ coldbrewpup since tumblr hates us trannies, mutuals add me on discord pls!!!

also! i will be in the pnw starting this spring!! mutuals pls message me if you want to meet up :3

tags below:

[maxpartnerandlover]

I forgo about tumblur srry guys

[johnny-jhonny]

have to repost this since the op edited the og post but. max and johnny coded interaction. i am not elabing. good day .

[yimyumbootypirate]

Reason I'm Literally Him

Bite

Nosy

Saw a gay german guy once

Tall brunet husband

Unqualified to run for POTUS

Will run for POTUS

Kickable

Potbelly

Currently Nude

[catboyithaqua]

Hi

[staypuff]

goretober 18, candy gore

[its-gonna-be-may]

👓Eugh. My sister and her girlfriend are the worst.

👓Please tell me I'm not gonna start drooling over girls like they do when I become a teenager.

[requiemism]

welcome to internet's hell!!! 🦭🎂🎉

HEHE THANK U TRIXIE i luv internet hell this is my home. i sleep in the dungeons of the damned and the screams of the scourned send me to sleep :3

[flowersandcandy06]

I haven't posted a more recent photo of my cat yet, so here's some pics of him!!! :D

He's cleaning himself; I think he scratched at my bedroom doorframe just to make me watch him clean himself in the hallway at like...2 something in the morning

(it's like the "I've hired this cat to stare at you" meme but in reverse, lol)

[sourmaxxx]

intro post xP

haaaaiiii!!! my name is Max and welcome to meh blog!!!

☆ 21

☆ she/her

☆ bodily 🇺🇲🇲🇽

☆ bi???

☆ taken by meh lovely partner sys 🥰

☆ plural

I have AuDHD, OSDD, POTS, and Fibromyalgia (occasional cane user)

Meh current interest are MLP, scene aesthetic, minecraft, TADC, dungeon meshi, and weed LMAO XD

Sorry if some of meh post are weird :p tend to use tumblr while I'm hiiiiiigh ><

DNI❗️❗️❗️

General DNI (Racist, Transphobic, etc)

Zionist

Anti Xeno

Fake claimers

Basically if ur cringe like meh we'll probs get along :]

[maxphilippa]

OH SHIT WAIT I CAN DO THE "REASONS OF WHY I SHIP MICROKNIFE" POST WITHOUT ISSUE NOW!2!1!2!+¡×

[jsrenjoyer]

might just start saying shit on here even if no one sees my own posts lol. so do u guys like dragon ball

[catboyithaqua]

HYPERFIXATING ISNT ENOUGH I HAVE TO EAT HIM !!!!!!!!

[its-gonna-be-may]

👓Sooo... May gossip. Spill. I know you anonymus internet users know things.

[anendtopursuit]

ik that max making theatre references when killing ruth in the theatre (i absolutely lost it at him plunging the theatre into darkness then yelling "FIND YOUR LIGHT!") is just a side effect of being a character in a musical (and therefore being written, directed, and acted by theatre nerds) however i choose to believe he's a closet theatre kid because it's funnier that way

[flowersandcandy06]

enamoured by your grainy and blurry maxposting. cat

OH. oh MY GOD.

FANART. OF MY BELOVED MOST ADORABLE CAT MAX????? on MY Tumblr BLOG????? WHATY

this is so freaking BEAUTIFUL bro oml... i could eat this and print it 500 times (if i had a working printer in the 1st place)

THANK YOU!!!!!!! this is the best new years day present EVER :,D my angel,,,, bab y,,:3 4 ever